mmb:
hurray! Osogbo result just announced at the collation center of the LGA.

PDP 23,567
APC 63,653

Jega

mmb:
APC will win

Wake up it's morning

The election result in Osogbo, the most populous local government area of Osun State, will determine the results of the governorship election in the state, PREMIUM TIMES can report.

Based on the results collated from 29 INEC local government secretariats as well as the INEC headquarters in Osogbo, the PDP has a lead of just over 12,000 votes ahead of its closest rival, APC.

The collated results, many of which have been further verified by INEC at its headquarters in Osogbo as at the time of this report, show that the PDP has so far scored about 236,784 votes, while the APC has scored about 224,488 votes.

Lol

Princeofnigeria:
Useless men


I spit on them


I spit on their Graves



I spit on APC


I spit on PDP

Spit go finish for ur mouth

If their battle will help send the lifeless one back to his state of origin then it's a welcome development

If not, then am not interested

UN you can't just this morning and confusing us, I don't like stress.


give us NAME

Tolexander:
may you be greatly rewarded

Who else thinks that IDP camp looks like a piggery farm?

The one you drink yesterday still dey eyes

This guy I b like say u wan loose focus

Like football share for movie

Z

Federal SARS or local government SARS
Na still the same people

Avalon ship

He wan drag shirt before

If you like take or give order

My problem more be say my charger no gree charge my phone

B

Only if he will come

There are too many reasons for his impeachment,

If he no gree for dat one, add more reasons

We will understand

H

Banky Never give am belly?

gfgddtgv:

The mods dy sleep

All these items what happen to Them later?

*Irony of life in Nigeria*
Rich man marries and have 4 children. Poor man marries and start mass production of children that he can't afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife.
The country has beaten him to the level that sex is his only idea of enjoyment.

Politicians steal your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, make sure you don't go to school, even when you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time let alone getting a job.

He sends his children to the best schools abroad so they will take over from him when he is done playing with your future.

He initiates a poverty alleviation program, videos himself cutting tapes during the mounting of an electric pole. He gives you N4000, bags of rice at rallies and arms to fight his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts Street lights when there are no light in your home. You hail him!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the best PR experts to keep you drooling with hunger and uninformed and keep on doing damages to your common sense. You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the N4000 has finished and the bag of rice wasting in the pit of your toilet. He must recover the billions he spent buying your votes. For he is not qualified to lead but you qualified him.

You start making use of the guns he bought you. You kill the poor like yourself who is suffering the effects of the N4000 and bag of rice that you took. You try to Kidnap his friends, their police orderlies fire back at you.

His friends tell him that there is insecurity in town and it will affect their mobilization for him for second term.
He shouts ahhhh, second tenure is like the second round of sex that puts one to sleep after, except, perhaps, he works for vivid entertainment or one of those Hollywood porn industries.
He complains of lack of security to the commissioner of police and General Officer Commanding, Air Officer commanding or the Flag Officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them. They tell him what to do. By now, you have become a threat.

He buys even a bigger gun for the police and the military plus operational vehicles.

He pays for radio and TV jingles to warn you.

You rob, you die. You protest, you die. You stay at home, you die of starvation.

Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.
He sends you to buy biscuits for his children, wash pants for his wife and clean his cars.

You sweep the church for free while awaiting your heavenly reward while the pastor fly private jets and drive flashy sedans.

You are happy that your pastor is rich and argue for him in midst of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you when you are sick and tells you to bring your sick mother to church for prayers instead of taking her to hospitals to waste money.
She dies and he tells you that it was God's will while his mother has been in the UK for months receiving the best treatment that tithes can buy.

He buys a new land for a new church branch, you help to carry blocks and turn concrete, then collect blessings as reward. You are happy to be working for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.
The pastor lives his heaven on earth.

The new church building is completed on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, house of representative member and every other person who made sure that you are poor by design.

The whole area is policed with guns and armored cars. You are comfortably seated at the back while straining your neck to see who and who came.

The president and governor and senator plus their contractor friends donate hundreds of millions for the new church while you cheer from the back.

The food they shared didn't get to you but you are happy the president and governor and senator came to your church. You even brag to others of how your pastor is well connected.

You get home, hunger Knocks angrily on the belly door, your neighbor bails you out while you wait for heaven to pay.

10 years on the jobless job, pastor's children have been sent abroad for studies. Age is no longer on your side, pastor hooks you up with another aunty that sweeps the church for free with no education just like you and Weds you both on a Friday evening church service and you are happy. Your children starts the cycle all over again.

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?*

*1)* The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.;
But the *Political Thief* steals your future, career, education, health & business! �

*2)* The hilarious part is: The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob; But you, yourself chose the *Political Thief* to rob you. �

*3)* The most ironic one: Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief;* while the Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*

That’s the *travesty cum irony* of our current society!

*_And, we blindly say we are not blind!_* �

Land

olasaad:


Lol you be NRC

Lolz as in Nigeria railway corporation(NRC)

olasaad:


+my own

God work in a mysterious way

You fit find ur pvc that day you no go see am

EgunMogaji:
General Buhari wins his second term.

You get only one pvc

What type of news can bring this kind of joy to Nigeria?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Deeperlifers have been rocking this hairstyle since d 90s

Nwanyi be anyi

Deji63:


Just use protection bro. To avoid problems and curses. I have seen a man lose all his children due to curses from women. Not in a movie bro...in reality. What you do not like for your sister or daughter don't do to another woman. Karma is a bitch. My simple advice bro.

Don't believe in karma

Deji63:


How did you know she did it raw since you claim you were drunk and what about those ones you did when you were not drunk bro? How did you achieve an erection in that state? Cmon bro we all know these things. Always use protection. That way no one gets hurt.

People still f*uck after clubbing,
We guys shouldn't be taking the blame all the time.
Is not always our fault that they get hurt.