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Federal SARS or local government SARS
Na still the same people

Avalon ship

He wan drag shirt before

If you like take or give order

My problem more be say my charger no gree charge my phone

B

Only if he will come

There are too many reasons for his impeachment,

If he no gree for dat one, add more reasons

We will understand

H

Banky Never give am belly?

[quote author=gfgddtgv post=66116249][/quote]The mods dy sleep

All these items what happen to Them later?

*Irony of life in Nigeria*
Rich man marries and have 4 children. Poor man marries and start mass production of children that he can't afford to train because the only thing that gives poor man joy is the body of his wife.
The country has beaten him to the level that sex is his only idea of enjoyment.

Politicians steal your money, sleep with your wife and girlfriends and sister, make sure you don't go to school, even when you struggle to, he makes sure you don't finish on time let alone getting a job.

He sends his children to the best schools abroad so they will take over from him when he is done playing with your future.

He initiates a poverty alleviation program, videos himself cutting tapes during the mounting of an electric pole. He gives you N4000, bags of rice at rallies and arms to fight his opponents.

He paints the roads and puts Street lights when there are no light in your home. You hail him!

He spends millions on billboards of his fake projects, hires the best PR experts to keep you drooling with hunger and uninformed and keep on doing damages to your common sense. You defend him.

Second tenure, no jobs, no food, the N4000 has finished and the bag of rice wasting in the pit of your toilet. He must recover the billions he spent buying your votes. For he is not qualified to lead but you qualified him.

You start making use of the guns he bought you. You kill the poor like yourself who is suffering the effects of the N4000 and bag of rice that you took. You try to Kidnap his friends, their police orderlies fire back at you.

His friends tell him that there is insecurity in town and it will affect their mobilization for him for second term.
He shouts ahhhh, second tenure is like the second round of sex that puts one to sleep after, except, perhaps, he works for vivid entertainment or one of those Hollywood porn industries.
He complains of lack of security to the commissioner of police and General Officer Commanding, Air Officer commanding or the Flag Officer Commanding.

He spends millions hosting them. They tell him what to do. By now, you have become a threat.

He buys even a bigger gun for the police and the military plus operational vehicles.

He pays for radio and TV jingles to warn you.

You rob, you die. You protest, you die. You stay at home, you die of starvation.

Then, you get recommended to a church and since you can't pay tithes, pastor turns you into an errand boy.
He sends you to buy biscuits for his children, wash pants for his wife and clean his cars.

You sweep the church for free while awaiting your heavenly reward while the pastor fly private jets and drive flashy sedans.

You are happy that your pastor is rich and argue for him in midst of your friends.

He runs to the UK at the slightest symptoms of headache but prays for you when you are sick and tells you to bring your sick mother to church for prayers instead of taking her to hospitals to waste money.
She dies and he tells you that it was God's will while his mother has been in the UK for months receiving the best treatment that tithes can buy.

He buys a new land for a new church branch, you help to carry blocks and turn concrete, then collect blessings as reward. You are happy to be working for the salvation of your soul, heaven will pay.
The pastor lives his heaven on earth.

The new church building is completed on your sweat.

He invites the president, governor, senator, house of representative member and every other person who made sure that you are poor by design.

The whole area is policed with guns and armored cars. You are comfortably seated at the back while straining your neck to see who and who came.

The president and governor and senator plus their contractor friends donate hundreds of millions for the new church while you cheer from the back.

The food they shared didn't get to you but you are happy the president and governor and senator came to your church. You even brag to others of how your pastor is well connected.

You get home, hunger Knocks angrily on the belly door, your neighbor bails you out while you wait for heaven to pay.

10 years on the jobless job, pastor's children have been sent abroad for studies. Age is no longer on your side, pastor hooks you up with another aunty that sweeps the church for free with no education just like you and Weds you both on a Friday evening church service and you are happy. Your children starts the cycle all over again.

What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) & a Political Thief (PT) ?*

*1)* The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money, bag, watch, gold chain etc.;
But the *Political Thief* steals your future, career, education, health & business! �

*2)* The hilarious part is: The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob; But you, yourself chose the *Political Thief* to rob you. �

*3)* The most ironic one: Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief;* while the Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*

That’s the *travesty cum irony* of our current society!

*_And, we blindly say we are not blind!_* �

Land

olasaad:
Lol you be NRC

Lolz as in Nigeria railway corporation(NRC)

olasaad:
+my own

God work in a mysterious way

You fit find ur pvc that day you no go see am

EgunMogaji:
General Buhari wins his second term.

You get only one pvc

What type of news can bring this kind of joy to Nigeria?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Deeperlifers have been rocking this hairstyle since d 90s

Nwanyi be anyi

Deji63:
Just use protection bro. To avoid problems and curses. I have seen a man lose all his children due to curses from women. Not in a movie bro...in reality. What you do not like for your sister or daughter don't do to another woman. Karma is a bitch. My simple advice bro.

Don't believe in karma

Deji63:
How did you know she did it raw since you claim you were drunk and what about those ones you did when you were not drunk bro? How did you achieve an erection in that state? Cmon bro we all know these things. Always use protection. That way no one gets hurt.

People still f*uck after clubbing,
We guys shouldn't be taking the blame all the time.
Is not always our fault that they get hurt.

MIKOLOWISKA:
then who will wash our car

Go buy sex doll

Deji63:
Back to sender is useless when na you be the abortion instigator my bro. If you no want belle you know what to do. Don't give her belle and then ask her to abort. Why lead her into false hope. You think say it is easy for woman to allow you hit am raw. Love is blind though. Pity our girls don't recognise animals in human form. This is why I warn.my daughters all the time.

Don't underestimate girls
She maybe the instigator
One have done it raw with me because I was drunk to get herself pregnant
I paid her money b4 she agreed to take drug

Deji63:
Kwantiniu na. You go see say God nor dey sleep on top women matter. Dem sef no go sleep. Na to dey reign curses upon you till you die o. So no try am my bro

What is "back to sender " meant for?

Deji63:
The one way you wan marry nko? Many men don scatter her garden pass the one wwy you do self. Life is a bitch bro. What you give to life gets thrown back at you double fold. Shikena!

Even if, there Is still an exception.
People who are lucky and people who are smart

Deji63:
OK na. Dey do am go until yawa gas, finish your rod.

The Lord is my strength

Deji63:
Na so...special adviser...the repercussion wey dey wait you dey do press up. Yeye dey smell

If im do press up finish may i do press down

willi926:
i hav tried to let her go but she no gree. she went to d extnt of takin some nonse all in d name of killin her sef if i dnt return 2 her,my close friend and evn her own friend pleaded wit me nt to leav her. i am partialy in a dilema, we see each other everyday, cos her place of work is opposite mine. i hv told told her categoricaly dat i cant marry u and i am already seein her as sex pet just 4 her to get angry and leave me but her response shockd me. she said she does nt mind. am tired mhen

Ur case is original
Activate "I DON'T CARE" attitude

DrRasheed:
Gerrrarahia mehn..!

If I catch u

CUT HER LOOSE! LET HER GO!
.. And that is the big difference for us men, we might not know who we really love, but we always know who we really want to marry. Our feelings may change like the seasons, but that marriage decision remains the same. We know who we want, we always do. We know who we are keeping for sex, and who we are reserving for marriage. It is just the thing about us, our desire might be for many, but our marriage decision is always fixed on one.

So this year dear uncle, please for the sake of God, if you know in your heart of hearts that you're not going to marry that girl, cut her loose and let her go. Let her go start something new with someone who will. You have taken enough from her, you have enjoyed the free sex and other wifely privileges, cut her loose bro, don't tie down what another man is fasting and praying to have, let that girl go, please. All the children she has aborted for you is enough, pity the husband God has reserved for her. All the dry gin and postinor she has been swallowing like Vitamin C to cover your shame is enough sacrifice uncle, help her womb, it is not fair that you will take everything from her and go marry someone who has been reserving everything for you, that is wickedness uncle.

We all know who we want to marry, and to be honest the woman we want to marry we don't treat her like this, because we don't want to destroy our own garden. You know I speak the truth, so unfair to destroy the soil of another brother who is somewhere waiting anxiously for his harvest, so unfair.

Let that girl go sir, however you want to do it, just let her go;

"I need a break"
"I need some space to figure out my life"
"I think we need some time apart"
"I have some serious issues right now and I need some time to think"

However you want to say it just let her go. Push her away if she does not want to go;

Ignore her calls until she gets the message.
Ignore her texts until she gets tired.
Pretend to be busy until she's fed up.
Put up some annoying attitude that she cannot keep up with.

Just do anything to push her away. Don't worry if she will be hurt, let her hurt, let her cry, let the disappointment come, let her feel the pain, after a while she will be fine. It is better for you to hurt her now than hold on to her and hurt her destiny, let her cry her way into the right arms.

Set that girl free if you're not going to marry her, please release her to find her destiny if you cannot see her in yours.
Lalasticlala

Land