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I didn't actually get the story here, you said the police couldn't fix the light and there was no enough oil to fry the bread or what?

Today go hot

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una no dy sleep?

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Land

Charly save that energy for 2019 if you protest till next year they no go do anything


Next , them go send all arm forces to your house them go begin dy find guns for under ur bed

Anybody doing campaign for buhari need urgent medical attention

Ok

lytech1:
you sound like an educated being but you dont act like you are educated

Explain the science behind it Charles Dalton iytech1

lytech1:
Nothing is special about this...
A dead body put in the morgue with adequate preservation will neither smell nor decay.

I don't mention people here but I can't overlook your own, are you naive or just plain stupid? Is everything science to you?

AFTER 50 YEARS OF DEMISE, FR. PIO'S BODY HAS REFUSED TO DECOMPOSE.

St. Padre Pio's 50-Year-Old Corpse Is Paraded Through The Streets Of Rome

A 50-year-old corpse was paraded through the streets of Rome on Saturday, cheered on by thousands of onlookers who took pictures of the dead body as it made its way to the Vatican.

The mortal remains of Catholic monk Saint Pio da Pietralcina, which were exhumed in 2008, were taken to St Peter’s Basilica to be blessed by Pope Francis, part of a celebration for the Catholic jubilee.

Speaking over the corpse on Saturday, Francis called Pio a "servant of mercy."

"He did so full-time, practicing, at times in exhaustion, the apostolate of listening,” the pontiff reflected.

Pio's bearded form, which is usually interred in San Giovanni Rotondo in the south of the country, has become a tourist attraction for the Foggia region, drawing more than a million visitors annually.

The corpse is held in such high regard due to claims that before death the monk was able to cure the sick. He was also said to have received visions and suffered stigmata -- bleeding from the hands mimicking the wounds of Christ. Pio could also tell the future and be in two places at once.

The monk died in 1968 at the age of 81. He was beatified in 1999, and canonised in 2002 by Pope John Paul II. Pio's body is to go on display in the Vatican in a climate controlled crystal coffin until Feb. 11. A second dead body, that of Croatian Leopold Mandic, who died in 1942, will also be available for viewing at the Basilica.

austyn0:
Bia guy, respectie onwegi.

Lol,sorry I no do again

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk." The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray- haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks. "In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception." The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk." The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray- haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks. "In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception." The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

And that monkey maybe one of their goverment official if not one of the first

DarkRebel69:
Awon dindinrin meji. It's not a jellyfish.

If not, what is it?

Benita27:
A Jelly fish that's the exact replica of a vagina. Aren't you disrespecting women by posting this on here?.

Disrespecting to women? Lol
You are not serious, that image you see is jelly fish nothing more, if you see something else in it then the problem is with you .

How true is this

hertz9te:
system battery mi oti kun.

Kun can be define as what you know as the meaning

heart is a muscular organ in humans and other animals, which pumps blood through the blood vessels of the circulatory system

Try talk with the spirit you will be able to figure it out

anwulica:
Just yesterday afternoon when I and my bae went out on a romantic date at Eleko Private Beach in Lagos we decided to briefly stop over at The Palms so we could buy some fresh fruits and vanilla ice-cream; my bad habit

I initially thought we could drive in my brand new Kia Cerato 2015 Model that my daddy bought for me for my birthday only 2weeks ago but my bae opted to surprise me by driving his daddy's latest Rolls Royce Ghost 2018 Model, lucky me!

Bae bought fresh South African red apples, strawberries and Jamaican bananas and paid with his international mastercard we used for our shopping last month we were at The Bahamas

I quickly took his customised I-phone 7S, 24 carat gold plated to check his GTbank sms alert thinking it was still around $255,000 but I was shocked to see a balance of $605,000 (Ohh! I love this boy so much because he's go good to me)

I decided to take my bra off as soon as we got to the beach because we were alone at that moment. I then quickly had a dip in the sea water before coming out for a long sunscreen lotion massage from my darling!

I moaned throughout the massage (Aww Baby! Sweetest, Ueeeu!!) especially when he massages my fresh buttocks that was popping out from the sides of my bright red Gucci bikini I bought from Paris last month's Spring Summer Collection! I then noticed that bae was having an erection that was now very visible in his boxers Wicked me

He then quickly finished my massage and went straight into the sea water to cool off as well. Then the unimaginable happened!

I briefly dosed off under my umbrella stand at the beach ONLY for me to wake up shortly and in broad daylight at Eleko beach I saw..................  


(TO BE CONTINUED SHORTLY)‎

Keep selling we are buying it

victorbemoh:
Where is a woman that follows her boyfriend to an ATM machine looking like this from

1: Igbo babe
2: Calabar babe
3: Hausa babe
4: Portharcourt babe
5: Owerri babe
6: Benin babe
7: Warri babe
8: Lagos babe
9: Abuja babe

Please Specify

Source::
http://www.bemohnaija.com/2017/05/which-state-in-nigeria-does-girlfriend.html?m=0
Cc: Lalasticala

1. Igbo babe dy get money she no fit follow lyk dz go ATM
2.calabar babe na ur cassava first
3.hause babe her papa fit give am sniper if she near a guy lyk dz wit dat bum short
4.Port Harcourt babe I no sabi dz one
5.owerri babe na igbo
6.Benin babe she no go stress herself waka go ATM with you an to do you small you carry the money go give am for Huz
For 7 8 &9 I no go talk bc I no start trouble Una many for hia

virud:
Readers are leaders.

Tell him

He approached you, you turned him down but you knew quite well that you really like him . He had to let you be for the main time cs to him..you might be thinking that hez a bloody flirt . Months went by and he was still dere hanging around and wishing you could change your mind but you really dont care about it . He came again with the same request den you agreed to give it a thought....you seeked advice from your friends . They asked asked you the kind of car he rides and the kind of business he does you told them it wast d latest car in town but u had no idea the kind of business he does then they told you to extort money from him then dump him.....you know you couldnt do that but anyway your past rela was hell cause you were used and dumped den you decided to do same with him since love means nothing to you anymore . You call him up and gave a positive answer to him ...then the real coco begins. He told you he would like to marry you. He took you home to see his parents,showed you his company so you wont be afraid of anything. He even followed you to your parents house....just for you to trust him. He doesnt force you to sleep with him if you visit bcs he believes you are a woman and deserves some respects. He does everything just to make you happy but those little witches you cal friends wont allow you to differentiate the fake from the fact they are always telling you to remember your past relationship...
..how they took adv of your innocence and left you with nothing immediately,that brain of yours that was thought to be restoring some little sense then goes back to level0. You request for everything your mind tells you and he gives it to you,,you even treat him like a fool but he really dont care so long as you stay with him . You dont care about his busines or his family but he makes sure he takes good care of yours he offered you a job which you turned down cause the salary wasnt what you expected...then you insult him for being so unthoughtful i guess you need 1m salary n he just offered you a 50k job...slay queen like you...no mind m jare . You always wanna hang out with your friends whenever he calls you out then you guys wont hesistate to order for expensive foods which he does buy anyway. He gives you money for upkeeps,you complain that its too small...i no blame you shaaa,na em spoil you
the most painful part of it is that the money he gives you,u share it among your friends then squander the rest fine gal. U now wear expensive clothes any jewelries y wouldnt you when the money is there
. Anytym he mentions marriage to you,,its jx asif he wants you dead....he no more calls as bfr the youngman is getting tired la. He called you up in tears telling you his company got burnt,,,you never cared ...al you did was tell him that the rela was over....you don eat your turn la . An old friend of yours brings you a wedding invitation card after a year you dumped your mugu money spender. You saw the guys name but to you...no b only am dey answer the name....you got to the wedding and saw him looking so handsome with the wedding looking so dope....you r suprised now
your legs cant even cary your body self . You then make enquiries and found out his company never got burnt....he js tested you . You are heartbroken..just watching them put rings on each other finger.
Until you are able to stand on your own....make decisions on your own witawt allowing ppl influence it then b ready to miss out most times
Goodnight

devilmaycry:
Huraaaayyy!! First to comment...i wana thank God
for the opportunity to comment first. I also thank
my mum and dad for bringing me into this world
and also feeding me since infancy and to grow to
become the man i am now. Once again thank my
parents for teaching me to be time conscious so i
can be first in everything, even in commenting. I
thank my siblings for not letting me down in my
quest to comment first. I thank my teachers from
nursery till campus. Thanks for the discpline
instilled in me. I thank my school principal very
much. Thank you to my neighbours and the woman
who sells pan cakes at the junction. We made
it...first to comment. Hurraaaaaayyyy

You forget to thank your doctor for reducing ur dosage today

INTROVERT:
You tell the snake.... Snake, wait I want to look at your face and your belly very well. Please don't bite me while am doing so.

No, just to know the one you will keep as pet

How to distinguish between a poisonous and non poisonous snake.This knowledge can be life saving.

Lala can and see o

Having sex with an ex is not cheating its retirement benefit

NaLaugh:
N86/$ certainly won't make Nigeria good.

Don't forget N86 was the actual exchange rate in 2000. Poverty still ravaged Nigeria.
2 years before that, in 1993 - 1998 the exchange rate was N22/$. Poverty still ravaged Nigeria.

Here is a historical chart of the official NGN/USD rate from 1960 till today.

You don't have to compare year 2000 with 2017 the gap is big
You know the value of naira then. N86 purchasing power then and now are not the same.
If dollar is sold N85 for one it will have a very big impact in Nigeria economy now