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Why's that babe?

You guys are so wrong. This is her type of guy.

GAbby! Inspire me this morning, I'm soooo sleepy

LordChaser:
We'll give you 10 dollars each so you get 40 dollars. Agree guys?

Yeap Agree!

gabrywyl:
Simple. Never done it. Dont know how to do it. End of story. Next TOPIC!

GABBYYYY. . . . . Can't you at least make up some story

Lady Gabby Baby?? We're waitin for ya

I'll start first. Yes I have maturbathe but I do sex more than I masturbathe.

How many times? Whenever I dont have a girl by my side in the mornings and nights, I would do it.
How I do it? Well, I rub Rub with me hand. and shake shake with me hand. and touch touch and when I cum, I do that moan at the end. But I prefer to screw a girl.

I would like to open a new topic in here!!!

And the topic is Have you ever masturbathe? How many times a week and how you di it. Please explain in detail. Other folks can join in if they wants.

CH3COO:
Gabrywyl is not interested in topping that meaningless list. Seriously she should be your senior. She has more intelligence inside that head of hers than you can manage in two of your heads combined. I think you should be happy that she has apologized and none of this should be drugged any further. If not for that I would have slapped your troublesome ass up and down. Meanie!

SHUT YOUR FAT GIRLY YAP YOU Arrow! you're obviously a drunked Ho thats why you started all this to begin with. If you have self control over your big fat jaw in the beggining, none of this argument would have existed. ASS!

LordChaser:
Kiss my ass gay!

Sorry I only kiss da ladies ass. It will be my full pleasure

As for you I will ask Gabby's Grandma to kiss your ass with full of pleasure since she loves Black dudes like you. Enjoy pal. you finally get a real woman to touch you.

I think she was trying to say that you guys suck and I'm cool!

Why is your head always about sex sex and sex? Sometimes I wonder if you are having AIDS by now or not?!?! You are another reatrded cow!!! BEN CUT!

HAHA! What a Looser Crack!
Well, dont tell me you dont have sex with your wife dude. If you dont, might as well you be a priest and you let me Bleep your wife. I'll be glad to do it. Bet her below is tight cause you're not sleepin with her. HAHA! Lucky me. I get all da ladies for myself

Retarded cow? Are you not aware that I'm a human? Sheesh . . . I thought you have a zoo like what jake said earlier on. You should know how does a cow look like by now. . . .

Is Ben Cut a type of Japanese food

LordChaser:
What da hell Now thats the lamest culture I've ever heard off!!! Thank God I'm not INDIAN!!!

How sexist! The females are the one whom born all of us and they don't appreciate them at all. . . They have to suffer to born us and yet they have to pay WHAT BULLSHIT CRAP is this Mig, tell your ancestors to go burn their crack in Hell

Haha! Common boy. Cool down. Its nice if its that way. Think of it as this way. The lady pay you and you are rich yet you get to Bleep her as much as you want.

gabrywyl:
Ok Anthony but I think the number of babies I will produce wont be able to supply to all of your babies around the globe.

How many babies you guys plan to have?

LordChaser:
With him F**K*** around with all da ladies, am sure he will leave all his babies around the globe Y'all!

Yeap I guess?

Uhn. . . . Ok Nevermind.

So Gabby, if you make babies with your Boy, can you pair them up with my kids?

Yeap Gabby, I can't believe be friending with someone from the Geek Class. HEHEH! I remembered it so well, in your specialization, they were only like 10 of you and the rest of our specialization they were like 100 in each class. Weird Weird Weird. . . . . .

OrumbaS89:
Ok,

I have been following this convo for ten pages. I know have questions.

1. Gaby, you used to be a devil believer? And a Nigerian man is dating you? Keep him. He must be really understanding.

2. How the hell did the crazy nigga, cracker, asian, and undefinable person meet? I want to know.

3. Kil, you have cool contacts. Where did you get them?

4. How are all of you doing?

DAMN BABY! You're so hot. . . I would so like to get to know ya. Any chance ?

Jake, I think she is Blasian thats why she is Hot. And babe, are you callin me a Cracker? Why's that? I should be DA HOT ONE.
Contacts? What contacts babe? I dont get you. But am sure I would loveee to get your Contact.

Let me add in . . . . . Denyce Lawton is half korean and half black

Its amazing that after such a long time in here, their arent any Nigerian people bashing us out of here. Yeah I agree Mig . . . . . . Now I'm scared. . . . .

omoovie:
Wow---errrmmmm---yeah. ding-dong---there's facebook for reminiscing/social networking, this is Nairaland (as in Nigerian money as in Nigerian people as in coast of West Africa as in y am I using "as in" please back to d Nairaland gist dolls. Thank you for the spontaneous entertainment though!

;-D

Smooches!

Hey Doll, Blame Gabby. She was the one whom came in here in da first place. We're just tagging along. Facebook? Nah. . . . That place is boiring and LAME. . . . . What do you do besides Poking and throwing sheeps at people and have a Baby! What a Looser (No offense Gab but it is lame. . . .) Like here, you can give your opinions towards so many other various topics, dont you think so baby?

GABBY!!! WHY ARE YOU ON THE VILLAINS SIDE

(Anthony looking at Jake with full of dissapointment . . .)

(Anthony nods head with disagreement to Jake . . .)

And I thought I was the bad boy. . . Looks like we have a pretty boy who has turned sour as well!

Welcome to the club Bro!

Gabby, how do you know to speak in Indian language

BENCUT! MOTHERCUT! TERIMAKICUT!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Gabby, just cause all the guys which your entire family generation gets married to are Malaysian men. If its white or black or any other nationality besides Asian, they wont be like that, No way! Why should a man do a woman's job?

As for you Black bf, I think he has officially been turned to a transgendered!

Yeap agree with the above but I would like to add something on Gab's plus point. which is that she is a [size=20pt]VIRGIN![/size]

Be proud of it babe!

Ooohh. . . You guys are good.

Gabby Baby
SUPER Perfectionist, Too clean, too particular, only care about others but never herself, Super SUPER Saver at Cash, can be so serious at times, never break the rules (Too punctual, always dress neatly and perfectly, obeys every single rules set), too good and innocent girl

O Boy
Bossy, Big Bully, High temper, Egoistic

Jakey O
Pretty Boy, Too Optimistic, too clean to be a guy, Too polite

Migster
DIVA, Spoil Rich Brat, Thinks he is handsome all the time (Sheesh), Lazy, Always on a diet (I thought thats for girls)

Anthony Da Great!
Handsome, Girl's favorite, Da greatest at sex, Damn Hot, Damn Smart, Damn good at EVERYTHING!!!

Haha! Sometimes I pity the guys. . . They even mention this like all the time

1) The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys
2) The definition of men - A life support system of a Penis
3) Have you ever notice that all women's problem starts with men?
Men-opause
Men-strual pain
Men-tal illness
Guy-necologist
His-terectomy
4) If a woman slaps a man's face in public, everyone assumes he's in the wrong
5) If you want a commited man, look in a Mental Hospital
6) All men are the same. They just have different faces so that you could tel them apart.

But ladies, no matter what, youstill want to have us and love us and besides, you also have your flaws so its a win win situation. 

gabrywyl:
I'm NOT BLIND. I can SEE that!

How about you? PROCRASTINATOR. . . .

Proud to be one!

gabrywyl:
Havent I told you before? I did not went to high school cause I was sent for practical immediately. I had to go for competitions (playing music instruments, compsing music, write scripts for malaysian plays, playing hockey, karate and they send me for work - its like a practical thing). Its actually part of the school but because of those activities, I did not have time for school but I had to still sit for my exams. I sit for my exams at a young age and had graduated thats why I went to college early. Long story but I thought I have told you and the guys ?

What a NERD. . . . No wonder you always score the top scores in class. What a looser

ANTHONY!!! I am so angry with you you Celery Head!!! Why you do that for? Calling Scorpion in here would seriously make me angry and frustrated!!! But I have to admit it I do miss him. . . . . A LITTLE!

Awww. Babe. Common. . . . Do you know that Scorpion tease you cause he loves you? He really does. He says that you're like a little sister which he never has. So appreciate him while you can before its too late. . . . . . .

As for me, I'll be your best brother among all the guys here. Ok?

Yeah babe, you're getting prettier and prettier. But I hope you're not loosing weight because of that BF of yours . . . .