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Ain got nothin on me

Oh Shit Gabby!!! Your jokes are hilarious. . . I'm glad that you are still the same like before, tellin us jokes to laugh about.

Love you babe

1) I can ask you anything and whatever I want cause like I said, we're soul mates. We're blood Brother and Sister. (Ai am glad that that bf of yours did not touch you. . . I'll be damn piss)
2) Martin is doing ok. He is in Sweden working as a Model. I know LAME, . . GAY. . .
3) Baby, PLEASEEE just call me Hubby I BEG YOU. . . And tell your bf that thats my real name. Hubby Jake Killus or dont tell me you still dont know how to lie
4) Yeah you're right. I should show the ladies some respect considering that I want sex from them.
5) You can ask Martin or ask Jamie. They will tell you that I've became a Virgin. Are you please with me? Its hard but have been doing alot of workout to put my mind of it.
6) Oh, BABE, pleaseee. If you introduce me to a bad girl but personality almost same like you (except the innocent angel personality of yours) she wont mind having a one night stand. So any luck for me? Please ? ? ? ?I'll be a good boy, I promise.
7) Oh No. . . . . Dont tell me your bf is a religious bastard? I'll be so dead and will not want to touch him with his holiness attached to him. . . . . Dont tell me you have become like him as well?
I'll tell you somethin. Back in those days when we were in College, me and da boys were hangin out and we had a voting system to vote who is the most nicest innocent girl in school and you were at the top of the chart! Can you believe it? All the guys thinks that you are innocent. So there! Thats why.

OH SHIT. . . . Why everytime I come down, you always make me cook or do the house work Are you trying to torture me? I'm a man not a woman. . . . . I know your family, the man does the cooking and housework but I'm not from Malaysia babe. . . .

gabrywyl:
DONT MAKE ME SPANK YOU IN LA!!! Be nice in here. . . . .

What are you doin in here by the way

Gabby, now how many more times are you going to spank me? Ok, Just spank me all you want, I deserve it and I've been missing you alot. 
I hope when I go there to visit you, you don't treat me less compared to your BF. I don't appreciate it and will not learn to like him at all. 

And what is wrong with lovin a Pussy. Every guys loves a girls pussy. Its like a slice of Heaven! 

Ok girl, you gotta get your head straight. Are you actually askin me what am I doin in here I was trying to get hold of you for this past one year and guess where you at? IN HERE!!!

chuckyee:
sowin thread my bro n by the way through tha post u posted u b a very dirtay man

Which thread is dirty?

If I see a girls Pussy, thats it. End of story. . . . .

gabrywyl:
Are you sure about that?!? I'll give you your worse nightmare. Remember that??

Oh baby. For a Innocent girl, you sure can be the devil huh?

lolaluv:
Anthonykil, are u a Gothic?

Hey Baby! Waddup?

Gothic? Nope. Why? I look like one to you?

Yeap am a Poplar Tree as well.

So now you call me ANTHONY. . . . .

And no wrestling What da F***. , . . Please tell me you're not saying this because of that boyfriend of yours!!! Cause I dont care. I'll beat the hell out of him!  

gosh

gabrywyl:
MR ANTHONY JAKE KILLUS!!! What kind of a question is that If you meant my virginity, NO. . . I'm keeping it. You happy now?
And does it matter to you if I break it?
Well, whether you think that he is good or not, I'm sure he is better off than you and your dear friend. or have you change? Please tell me you are a good guy right now.

Are you still into . . . nevermind. I have to go. I'll talk to you later ok. Bye Bro.

Are you actually offended of me asking you that question? What is wrong with you? We're like Blood Soul Mates and we use to tell each other every single thing so its not wrong that I ask you that question. And now what? You have decided to call me Anthony and no more Hubby just cause you meet that Black dude of yours I'm actually very dissapointed with you Gabby.

And no, I have not had sex for almost a year now and have changed just cause you told me too but I think I'm going to be a Player once again.  I just LOVE Da LADIES!!!

I think that Black Dude has poisoned you. Your Virginity meant the world to you and why you say all these things out of a sudden I don't know babe, if I know any better, I thinm your boyfriend is not worth for you. . . . .

And no, I havent got any girlfriend. I find most girls annoying and retarded. . . . . Maybe you can introduce me to your cousin sisters (preferably the ones which is the same personality like you. heheh!) But I don't want your nice innocent personality. I want a BAD GIRL!!! 

No, I thought you were silent cause you were just being polite?
Thank God you did not fall for that friend of mine. He is plain evil like me do you know that? We both are the same if you know what I mean. . . but however, I need to see this bf of yours. . . I dont know how sure are you that he is that good for you.
Uhm. . . . I'm sorry but I really need to ask you this question if you dont mind. Did he touch you?

Yeah I got tired with my red eyes and besides, alot of the ladies are afraid of me so I change my eye color to green. Love it?

I actually contacted with Martin (do you remember martin, your friend from Sweden) and he told me to look for you at any Black people's chat forums and then suddenly I came accross this site and I found you! The devil has indeed answered my prayers!

YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH A BLACK GUY OH SHIT. . . . .

So you werent lying all this time that you love Black guys. . . I seriously and honestly thought you prefer white guys.

So thats his picture huh? I dont think he is that handsome. What is so special about him that you love him so much?

babe, its not like you to fall for a guy. I dont believe this. Tell me you're joking and playing around with me. PLEASEEEEEE

gabrywyl:
Hubs, I think I have to tell you that I have a boyfriend and we have been dating for 9 months. So I think I cannot call you Hubs anymore otherwise it will sound so weird. HEheh! Anyways, if you come down next month to my place, I will introduce you to him ok?

So whatever you do, don't call me Angel or your wife cause you will cause a misunderstanding. And no, we are not playing any wrestling.

What? 9 months and you dont tell me? Who is he? Where he comes from? What is he doing? Does he treats you well? Babe! You told me you wont fall for any guys. . . What happen? Did he put a spell on you PLEASE WAKE UP!

gabrywyl:
Hey Poster,
You know what? I myself am trying to learn to speak Pidgin English and I think the best way is to observe and ask alot of questions. Come to think of it, I'm very surprise after a few months in here, when posters speaks in Pdgin English, I could actually understand what their tryin to say but am still learning how to speak it myself. All the best.

Babe, why on earth do you want to learn how to speak Pidgin Look babe, I will teach you my language. You dont have to learn pidgin ok?

Whats wrong with guys not wanting to have children?

Its not wrong and its not a crime. . . What a boring thread. So predictable.

I FEAR NOTHING as I am a genuine man.

I would send this text message:-

Your muffin tasted your sweet last night. Can't wait to get somemore of it tonight. 

As long as you have a pussy, you are not ugly at all.

To have sex with all girls around the world!

gabrywyl:
Ok sure Dre. Anyways, glad to keep in touch with you as I thought of leaving Nairaland for good.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! I HAVE JUST FOUND YOU!!! COME BACK IN HEREEE!!!

So you ladies should stick to da White Guys

What is wrong with you dude? I would love to suck her muffin and screw her hard till she cums so why not take the opportunity? Its very rare you get to screw around with a Virgin so ceize the moment! otherwise, you could pass her to me, I'll ensure she would have orgasms through the roof!

Oh No. . . Not my topic. . .

I'm wearin me Calvin Klein underwear and thats about it.

I love freedom!

What does a bank and a woman have in common?

Well, the similarities is that both are interested in Cash Money.

Men would prefer the bank because when you yell at it, it wont answer you back but men would prefer to be with a women cause we could make sweet love to them. HA! 

Hahaha! GABBY BABY. . . You and your Uglinest not in your Dictionary. Typical you. . .

I'm gonna tell you like what I've told you so many times before, there is such things as Uglinest on earth because the world is not perfect. Lookin at your post, you havent changed one bit and loving you for that.

PLEASEEEEE , if you come online please reply me ok?

Awww. . . . How sweet. Let us fight and then make love.