omoovie:

Wow---errrmmmm---yeah. ding-dong---there's facebook for reminiscing/social networking, this is Nairaland (as in Nigerian money as in Nigerian people as in coast of West Africa as in y am I using "as in" please back to d Nairaland gist dolls. Thank you for the spontaneous entertainment though!

;-D

Smooches!

Hey Doll, Blame Gabby. She was the one whom came in here in da first place. We're just tagging along. Facebook? Nah. . . . That place is boiring and LAME. . . . . What do you do besides Poking and throwing sheeps at people and have a Baby! What a Looser (No offense Gab but it is lame. . . .) Like here, you can give your opinions towards so many other various topics, dont you think so baby?

Yeap agree. We wouldn't be here if it werent for Gabby. HEY GABBY!!! WHY NOT GO TO A MALAYSIAN FORUM WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A NIGERIAN ONE
We're all from various countries but none of us are from Nigeria.

Yeah. . . Now I'm confuse. . . . Why are we here in the first place

I thought this is an International Forum. Since when it became a Nigerian forum

Ok, Now I'm scared. . .

GABBY. . . . . Explanation please . . . I'm confuse myself

Its amazing that after such a long time in here, their arent any Nigerian people bashing us out of here. Yeah I agree Mig . . . . . . Now I'm scared. . . . .

I dont have to worry guys cause I'm Black myself! So you guys better be soooo afraid. . . . HAHA!

Guys, are you blaming me for bringing you in here? Ok, let me refresh all of your minds on how did we all end up here in the first place.

For your information, I have a half Nigerian half Jamaican boyfriend (but he is more exposed to the Nigerian culture) and he knows alot of Malaysian culture and language and food so I kinda feel that if I learn his culture and a little of his language, I might be able to surprise him so I went online and I found Nairaland Forum which is obviously a Nigerian forum. I came in here and learn so many cultures, food, mind set, knowledge about Nigeria and a little bit of their language. Not untill last month a guy name Anthony from the United States of America came looking for me in here and he smartly decide to invite all you guys in here as well! So there, thats how you guys end up here.

Why are you scared? Scared of what? I think the only Nairalander whom will bite your head off in here is me. The rest are friendly folks so yeah, be very afraid of me and only me. . . . . . . . .

You guys do not want to go to a Malaysian Forum. . .

Gabby just wondering . . . . . If lets say you got married to your bf and have babies with him, what will yur baby be? Like the race. . . I was just curious. . . .

The baby will be a Blasian.

I've seen white and black or white and asian and they look good. You think a Blasian baby will look good too?

Why are you asking this kinda weird odd questions? How would I know? I think it depends on the eyes of the beholder dont you think so. However I'll show you some picture of Blasian people. Wait.

Heres one

Heres one

Another one

and another one

and again

not enough?

this is a hot Blasian

LOVEEEE HER!

Dont tell me you dont know Tiger Woods

He's Blasian too

There! A few Blasian people and I think you have more than enough pictures to know how does a Blasian person look like.

Let me add in . . . . . Denyce Lawton is half korean and half black

Did you guys know that Naomi Campbell is 1/4 Chinese?

Ok,

I have been following this convo for ten pages. I know have questions.

1. Gaby, you used to be a devil believer? And a Nigerian man is dating you? Keep him. He must be really understanding.

2. How the hell did the crazy nigga, cracker, asian, and undefinable person meet? I want to know.

3. Kil, you have cool contacts. Where did you get them?

4. How are all of you doing?

OrumbaS89:

Ok,

I have been following this convo for ten pages. I know have questions.

1. Gaby, you used to be a devil believer? And a Nigerian man is dating you? Keep him. He must be really understanding.

2. How the hell did the crazy nigga, cracker, asian, and undefinable person meet? I want to know.

3. Kil, you have cool contacts. Where did you get them?

4. How are all of you doing?

uhm. . . . I assume crazynigga is LordChaser, Cracker is AnthonyKil, asian is Gabby and undefinable person is who? You're talking about me or the Indian dude cause the Indian dude is Asian as well?

I'm fine thank you but I don't know about the rest of the crazy people in here. 

And are you Blasian

OrumbaS89:

Ok,

I have been following this convo for ten pages. I know have questions.

1. Gaby, you used to be a devil believer? And a Nigerian man is dating you? Keep him. He must be really understanding.

2. How the hell did the crazy nigga, cracker, asian, and undefinable person meet? I want to know.

3. Kil, you have cool contacts. Where did you get them?

4. How are all of you doing?

DAMN BABY! You're so hot. . . I would so like to get to know ya. Any chance ?

Jake, I think she is Blasian thats why she is Hot. And babe, are you callin me a Cracker? Why's that? I should be DA HOT ONE.
Contacts? What contacts babe? I dont get you. But am sure I would loveee to get your Contact.

AnthonyKil:

DAMN BABY! You're so hot. . . I would so like to get to know ya. Any chance ?

Jake, I think she is Blasian thats why she is Hot. And babe, are you callin me a Cracker? Why's that? I should be DA HOT ONE.
Contacts? What contacts babe? I don't get you. But am sure I would loveee to get your Contact.

DAMN! This White Ass Nigger just wont stop flirtin with DA LADIES!!! Havent you had enough humpin in one week? PERVERT! Go and smoke your crack DUMB ASS!

AnthonyKil:

DAMN BABY! You're so hot. . . I would so like to get to know ya. Any chance ?

Jake, I think she is Blasian thats why she is Hot. And babe, are you callin me a Cracker? Why's that? I should be DA HOT ONE.
Contacts? What contacts babe? I don't get you. But am sure I would loveee to get your Contact.

Anthony Anthony Anthony. . . . . You're the sadeest thing I've ever heard. . . . .

OrumbaS89:

Ok,

I have been following this convo for ten pages. I know have questions.

1. Gaby, you used to be a devil believer? And a Nigerian man is dating you? Keep him. He must be really understanding.

2. How the hell did the crazy nigga, cracker, asian, and undefinable person meet? I want to know.

4. How are all of you doing?

Gabby, over to you. heheh! I'm lazy to type an essay.


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And OrumbaS89, you;'ve been reading this thread for 10 PAGES astagafiralazim. . . You dont feel bored or somethin