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ERCROSS:


Hian..
Bros..
If no be say I dey contest for Mr Nairaland..
I for shoot u for this tin wey u do so..
Must u quote everything.
Jst to greet d o.p..

kandiikane:
I'm confused. Am I not meant to choose 5 from each group?

kandiikane:
I vote for:
Group 5:

Zikdochi
Jnrprof
Emoboy
Jendy36
emperorking20

Group 4:
Kwonder
Antifat
Kulboy
ELSHADDAI58
Godfwee

Group 3:
BERBS112
RAZIBOI
AKERECONFI
CHRISLU
DANISHDAVY

Group 2:
CHRISVIRAL
ECROSS
HOII
CWAYA
BOOMBAY

Group 1:
KAKIP
MENESHEH
TINTINGZ
JOSSI994
NAIJABOIY

Gloria3389:
lolzzz.... abi

some students can be so frustrating...
there are some, once they raise their hands to ask questions in class, their colleagues will be like "chai, class no go end today "

Gloria3389:
Where do u belong?
1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey listenan jot down notes well.. dey are always found ind front.
2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dese one cannot be rilly classified as good-listeners.. cos dey just look at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey just keep lookin. and dats how dey keep looking till exam finish..
3.THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! dese pple knw demselves.. dey are always found saying "abeg i no get strent to write.. do make i photocopy". This set of pple can photocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey just photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, dem go photocopy u join.
4.The "THIS MAN TOO FAST" clique: These students are damn slowww.. if d lecturer tries tofasten up note callin abit..dey just hands down and join d onlookers.
5.THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These are d pple who enjoy and derive pleasure comin to class afta lecture has started.. dey just like sneakin-in and I begin to wonder y d sneaking, didn't u pay skul fees? Abi no be u get d admission neh?.
6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This groupcan sleep for Africa, they sleep without fear or favour, dey just find one nice spot to receive breeze and 30mins into d lecture, dey are off.
7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Weda dem be students abi dem be non-learning students I dnt just undastand.. dese pple can neva hav biro, dey keep borrowing till dia bag is full of biros.
8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of pple are just lookin for how to start a controversy.. dey just love to argue.. funny thing is dah dey might not be intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it comes to argumentsu can neva win dem.. see talent.
9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES:Chei dese pple can ask useless questions ehh.. sometimes d lecturers get frustrated and feel like punching d student.. u can imagine sumbody asking "sir, the slaves in the plantation, were dey allowed to eat d plantain?"
10. THE ABSENTEE STUDENT: Wah can I say.. these pple neva attend class buh dia names are always in d attendance and dey always write test.. ghost students.
11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones are different from d "argumentists" in dat.. d arguershav points buh dese one jux make noise randomly and keeps disturbing d klass.
12. THE FASHIONISTS: All dey pray for is pple to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d latest dress in Vogue.. dey wear different cloths evryday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go jux hang oneside.
13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work of the devil.
14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These ones always hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux want d lecture to finsih so dat dey can go shap shap.
15. THE ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS: They may not be listening ooo.. buh wen d lecturer makes one single English error.. Gbam! Work don start bdat.
16. THE AMEBOS: Dia own na to observe anything wey dey happen and dem no dey keep dia mouth shut

MizMyColi:



CC: Ezepromoe

Group 1

1. CHIEFOLOLADE

2. NAIJABOIY

3. 

4. 

5. 

6. WULZYP

7. 

8. LORDREPZ

9. 

10.

11. MENESHEH

born2fuck:
this una system of vote hard pass JAMB examination, walahi

iyabodeh:
Group 4:
Tobilastik: you have a cute face. All the rest ain't doing anything for you.

Marcelinho: errmm... hehehe... the sedon picture is okay, so let's stay away from up close shots. nice color combo though.... hehehe... nice kin tone too.

Oluwadanie1: awwww... you look like a little brother to one friend of mine, minus the flat head. I see potential sa. Nice slips, relax your face more.

Kwonder: I'm tired of seeing thins picture. Animal skin top and a background of greenery, I see a theme. I like the swag though but side that, nothing else. Nice haircut nd the side burn is nice! I dislike guys that smiles like that...
2nd pic? Ermmm... ermmmm... hehehehe... is my blush visible? wey d remaining 2 packs though? I see.

Godfwee: chai! I like the smile on the 1st picture but tht second one is just plain... funny!!! let's stay way from side shots Please, not flattering.

Antifat: ur head is big!!! Honey, try to say away from long shots. Head shots na ur friend, I swear! Lovely lovely smile!!! I'm in love with ur smile! Awwww... ur facial expression is charming. Ur moniker, I don't like.

Rilwayne001: nice smile but you didn't have to Make it crooked na. The 2nd picture is just weird in every sense of the word, and not good weird... I like good weirds. this isn't. And stay away from the crotch clutching!!!

Kulboy: yikes!!! I'm so blushing I feel a Sensation... u know where! Chisos!!!! Ermmmm... ermmmm... chai I'm looking for something bad to say......hehehe.."no pouting!" its too confusing to the sense! Ah ah!!!! now this is aa face I can put under my pillow and wish 'sunshine' doesn't see it.

Elshaddai58: cute face too. Don't do ur lips like that please. Not flattering. And I like your skin tone too. You didnt go over the top, keep it up but step it up a notch!

Sinto5: I no see pinsure ooo! Brbb... Make I check profile pic.

Froshdice: frosh? Really? wey am? I no see am ooo. uncle maybe u go show me uref wia e dey? Hian! No no no!!!

In group 4: I vote for kulboy, kwonder, antifat, marcelinho, elshaddai58.

MizMyColi:


CC: Dygeasy

Group 5





3. ZIKDOCHI

4. SUNEBANTY

5. JNRPROF


7. EMOBOY

8. NOBLEDANDY

Mondisweets:
but is says a maximum of 5 not at least 5 contestants

jboy73:
Please Vote For Jboy 73 group 2.

For divine favours this ember month

NOBLEDANDY:
favor returned will b appreciated

MizMyColi:


CC: Kachisbarbie

Group 4



2. MARCELINHO

3. OLUWADANIE1


5. GODFWEE

6. ANTIFAT



9. ELSHADDAI58

almacherish:
Kwonder and Kulboy