₦airaland Forum

Vote for me nairalanders and u will never regret it,Vote ANTIFAT for Mr Nairaland, a trial will convince u.
Vote ANTIFAT
Vote ANTIFAT
Vote ANTIFAT
Vote ANTIFAT
Vote ANTIFAT
Vote ANTIFAT
Vote ANTIFAT

Good development!
GEJ till 2019

Beauty and brain

Good development

Wow! Lovely

Wow! Lovely!

I hereby nominate myself

Keshi was not sacked,he was 'relieved of duties' as he has no contracts with NFF

11. Who’s Funding ISIS - There are plenty of US
enemies out there but there is suspicion that allies
are pitching in. They’re also making money by
ransoming captives to other countries.

10. What does ‘ISIS’ Stand For Anyway? - It stands for.Islamic State in Iraq and Syria

9. What Are We Doing? - The US is conducting limited
air strikes on ISIS camps.

8. Is This Another War? - Obama has sent in some
troops and it’s a possibility that we’ll have to go in
with more

7. What Is Their Goal? - They want to create an
Islamic state across Syria and Iraq

6. Are They Here? - The tweet above is from an ISIS
account saying that they are in Chicago, targeting that
city. They see the city as Obama’s headquarters and
have said they want to strike there first.

5. How Dangerous Are They? - According to all of the
White House press conferences, ISIS is way more
dangerous than any other terrorist organization
we’ve ever seen.

4. Why Are They Mad At Us? - Long story short: it’s a
response to the 2003 Gulf War. Not the best look.

3. How Big Is Their Army? - They seem to have
upwards of $100,000 soldiers already.

2. What Do Rappers Have To Do With It? -
Apparently, one of the guys involved with the first
beheading was a rapper out of the UK. It seems as
though ISIS has recruited people in Europe and the
US.

1. Their Leader Is Abu Bakr al-Baghdad – He was
born in Iraq in 1971 and is a former Al-Qaida
affiliate. He’s public enemy #1.

derrick333: Reincarnation is wen som1 is born again,in a difrnt body (which I tink doesn't exist) ,sins both of dem r alive,I tink is coincident

. Moses orimolade is dead

I came across this two great men while surfing the net,what is your take on their facial look?...both are from Akoko,Ondo state. Moses orimolade(founder of Kand S church) and Prophet TB Joshua of Synagogue church of all Nations

what d Bleep are u sayin' is african
football base in performance in europe?....can't u just reason for
a minute,yaya played d AFCON together with Mikel and we saw
everytin wat are u sayin'......d last two edition of south america
player of d year was given to ronaldihno and Neymar,why not
Messi,u sud better wake up

Elenu apere(Baskekmouth) u too much boss....lol

Pix

Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people
have the ability. Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well,
that’s about it.
Unfortunately for one pastor on the West Coast of Africa,
his attempt to become the second man to make this
impossible feat a reality cost him his life.
Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was
capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He
decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on
Gabon’s beach in the capital city of Libreville.
Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he
received a revelation which told him that with enough faith
he could achieve what Jesus was able to.
According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation
out to the beach. He told them that he would cross the
Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20 minute boat
ride.
Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found
himself completely submerged. He never returned.
This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa. At
Ibadan zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet
claimed to be able to do what the Daniel of the bible did by
walking into a den full of lions.
Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers,
according to NG Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them
as nothing more than enemies of progress. The Prophet,
with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe
and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions.
Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the
Prophet from flesh to bone. The bible should come with a
warning label, “Don’t try this at home.”

Love is an amorphous term
hard to get at the exact time
sometimes i dont believe that true love is real
but sometimes we cant explain how it makes one feel
Love suppose to be reciprocal in nature
however, to someone it's a real turture
you are dying for someone who doesnt care about you
yet someone who you doesnt care about is dying to have you
what is love?
What is lust?
Is it a turture
or a nurture
Do love among the youth exist?
Or is it just a game of deceit?
What's the relationship between love and lust?
Can the two be separated at all cost?
Love is so complicated
I dont know why it's hard to get it replicated
you fall in today
and fall out the other day
Its hard to find real love
but it's easy to fall to lust
you promised heaven and earth in the name of love
but you end up playing each other like golf
why is it hard to meet a perfect match?
Most relationship that starts in January ends on or before March
sometimes i wonder why true love fades
can we say that all is base on lust accolades?
You glance at your partner and start picturing and error about
her
yet does thing may be there when you start running after her
i think they say Love covers all things
so what is it that you are insinuating
what is love?
What is lust?
We can say love is an intense feeling of deep affection
yet it's thesame Love that is a deep sexual attraction
that what i got from my diction
is love a norminalised subject?
Or a verbal object?
Do we feel Love?
or do we act love?
Its rare between two partners not to see a player
first show love then turn the love to game of soccer
using all tactics and strategy to emerge the winner
turning the other partner to a loser
winner and loser dont fit together, they break apart
sooner or later, the love memory depart
Are Youth practising Love?
or are they engaging in Lust?

CR7

Dame

More

Pics

SHE WAS ONCE INTO BANKING
Although she started out as a teacher at Stella Maris
College in Port Harcourt, she later veered briefly into the
banking sector, establishing Akpo Community Bank in
1997, the first of its kind in Port Harcourt, and later served
as the Marketing Manager of Imieto Community Bank.
HER HOMETOWN IS OKRIKA
She hails from Oba-Ama Community in Okrika, a port
town in Rivers State. It is known as a base for the sale of
second-hand clothes, and the name Okrika for those of us
very familiar with ‘Bend Down Select’ and ‘Tokunbo’
clothes is an attestation to that.
HER CHARITABLE WORKS
Like others before her, she also has a non-governmental
organization, named the A. Aruera Reachout Foundation
and is said to focus on the needy, the poor and the destitute,
with particular emphasis on women and children.
According to the Foundation, it has trained over 2,000
women in the last eight years. Some of the things her
Foundation also did was to foot the N1.8 million naira bill
for an operation in India for a girl with a hole in the heart
(septal defect) and Jubril Mohammed Hussein, a 9-year-old
boy who was also flown out for treatment for his heart
disease. Zainab Musa Garba, a twin, was diagnosed with a
heart condition and needed N3 million naira for treatment,
the Dame also footed her bills. Zainab’s mother teaches at
the Federal Government College, Maiduguri while the dad
is a retired civil servant. That’s a good one or what do you
think? Same goes for Tobi Peters, an 11-year-old boy,
three-month-old Peculiar Owodu and others (now over 30
kids).
HER FIGHT WITH TURAI YAR’ADUA OVER LAND
In January 2013, she was engaged in a tussle with the
former First Lady, Turai Yar’adua over a plot of land in the
Federal Capital Territory. They dragged themselves to court
and treated the nation to an exciting drama.
THE DAME-SOYINKA DEBACLE
Nigeria’s first and only Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole
Akinwande Soyinka has on several occassions tackled the
First Lady criticizing her actions especially over how she
closes entire streets while she is in town or the Rotimi
Amaechi case with the Presidency and telling her to be a
‘lady’ first before being a ‘First Lady’. The two don’t just
see eye-to-eye.
HER WARDROBE
The Nigerian First Lady is a power dresser. She is always
attractively dressed (even when the President is looking
morose). Whatever, she is an outstanding dresser.
HER FAMOUS WORDS
“I was just doing my own thing not knowing that in far
away Asia everything was being noted. I want to assure you
all that with God’s help I will do more. My grandma used
to say: `Whatever little you have, share; If you have a
thousand and you can’t share, you won’t share a million if
you have’. -Dame Patience Jonathan while she was being
honoured with a doctorate degree in South Korea, October,
2013.
“I remember when Chief Obasanjo was the President of
the country, I was close to his late wife, Stella. We
worshiped together in this chapel. It was a painful moment
for me that time when she (Stella) died and her corpse was
brought here.
“That was how my corpse would have been brought here. It
was not an easy experience for me. I actually died, I passed
out for more than a week. My intestine and tummy were
opened.
“I am not Lazarus but my experience was similar to his. My
doctors said all hope was lost.
“A black doctor in London who is with us in this service
was flown in when the situation became critical. It was God
himself in His infinite mercy that said I will return to
Nigeria. God woke me up after seven days.
“I know that some people somehow leaked the information
that I was dead. They are people that I trust and rely on; to
them, I was dead and I would never return to the country
alive. Some of them even sold my things off.
“I won’t say everything here. It is the Lord’s doing that I
returned alive. When God says yes, nobody can say no.
“People are always afraid of operation (surgery) but in my
own case, while my travail lasted, I was begging for it
(surgery) after the third operation because I was going to
the theatre everyday.
“It was God who saw me through. I did eight or nine
operations within one month. It was not an easy one.
“The day I came back, I said God I have nothing to say, I
offer myself to you. I will be doing things that will touch
the lives of the less privileged. -18th February 2013,
Vanguard.
THE RESURRECTION
In February 2013, at a reception/thanksgiving in her
honour, she stated that while away in Germany for medical
treatment, she was operated upon nine times in one month
and it was a miracle that she survived and likened her case
to that of Lazarus in the Bible.
SHE WAS ONCE CALLED ‘MAMA ICE CREAM’
According to Baridah Job Karabah, a former houseboy, her
nickname back in the days was ‘Mama Ice Cream’ (and that
of the President was simply ‘Oga Joe’ ). Ice cream ke? Yes,
and that was because she used to cool ice cream in her large
deep freezers. The ice cream is then later distributed for
sale. He says business was ‘booming’ for her then.
President Jonathan was at that time, a senior lecturer at the
Rivers State College of Education. And yes, she had a
poultry too at the same time. Quite industrious I’d say. In
December 2013, at the inauguration of the Subsidy
Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme Maternal and
Child Health otherwise known as MAMA Project, she
stated that henceforth that her name would no longer be
Patience but Mama Peace.
SHE HAS HER OWN SEAL OF OFFICE
Yes, she has her own seal and she uses it during public
functions (see picture).
This action itself has generated some controversy and
criticism because the office of the First Lady as it is, is not
recognized in the Nigerian Constitution. Only the
Commander-in-Chief (and others as stipulate)is allowed to
use a Presidential Seal on his lectern while speaking in
public.
HER FRIENDS
The Dame is quite a sociable woman and she is usually
seen with her retinue or battalion, of friends.
Some of her closest allies include the wife of the Vice
President, Hajia Amina Sambo (she calls her her ‘twin
sister’), wealthy businesswoman, Hajia Bola Shagaya (who
has been friends to the Aso Rock for decades since Maryam
Babangida’s time), Helen Mark, wife of the Senate
President (she once referred to her as her ‘younger friend’),
Yemisi Suswan, the wife of the Governor of Benue State,
many other state First Ladies, female ministers and wives
of military service chiefs.
SHE WAS ONCE REFERRED TO AS JESUS CHRIST
Irrespective of the opinion you hold of the Nigerian First
Lady, there are those who are absolutely in love with her
and will do anything to defend her and proclaim their
loyalty. One of such people is Evans Bipi, member
representing Ogu Bolo State Constituency in the Rivers
State House of Assembly. In an interview, he stated:
“People are misinterpreting this Jesus Christ on
earth. Let me say this. Man is God to man; it is in
the Bible. You must not see God; you will see God
through somebody. God said, see me through Jesus
Christ. That is why we are seeing God through
Jesus Christ. This woman (Patience Jonathan) is
everything in my life. She made me what I am
today.”
Politically and otherwise; I can say it anywhere. I
can say she is my Jesus Christ because she has
made me who I am today. That is the truth and I
can defend that anywhere. Babangida’s wife was
from Delta State. Her people called her mummy.
Yar’Adua’s wife is from Katsina, all the people
from Katsina call her mummy. Even Governor
Rotimi Amaechi’s wife, the people call her
mummy. When a woman attains such level,
everybody calls her mummy. It is a form of respect
to her. But to me, my mummy (Patience Jonathan)
is special because she brought me up to this level.
SHE HAS A BOISTEROUS MEDIA TEAM
In a nation of over 170 million people, you will do well to
shield yourself from criticism of many as the First Lady of
the nation. Well, she has a solid team in place and this team
works under the ‘Office of the First Lady’ and they are
known for releasing statements and counter statements on
her behalf.