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Car Talk / Re: BMW Owners' Forum by Antihelminth: 1:53pm On Apr 24, 2023
eddiense:


Please do you have any 318 with 4 cylinder. I urgently need it.

Functional one or non functional one you intend to fix
Car Talk / Re: BMW Owners' Forum by Antihelminth: 7:51pm On Apr 23, 2023
erico2k2:

Ok well I have driven BMWs since 2004 till date I own a 320D
Alright
Car Talk / Re: BMW Owners' Forum by Antihelminth: 9:46pm On Apr 21, 2023
erico2k2:

I have driven from Lagos to PH, that's the furthest I will go. Well just as you said, just because you had a bad experience with you 4cylinder engines does no mean all 4 plugs are bad engines, do not forget, we are not talking Toyota here, cars like BMW ,Audi, Mercedes and VW are in a different league when it comes to automobiles. The best engines are the Diesel Engines, you cant beat those.
I don't own one .. I repair them ..
Never seen a diesel BMW tho .
Car Talk / Re: BMW Owners' Forum by Antihelminth: 8:09pm On Apr 21, 2023
erico2k2:

1st assumption is wrong as I did drive a 318 in Nigeria from 2007 to 2010, I was in Nigeria for that duration. There is almost no road in Nigeria where you can get the pleasure of your HP from a car cos B4 10mins of putting your foot down bad road shows up. Unless you are driving a car with dynamic suspension like the range rover then Yeh. My BMW then came with 120miles I bought it from Germany.DO not just judge a 4cylinder engine as less power then you should just look into the xdrives and the VW Golf with a 4x4.

I don't know where you stay but we have good roads in the north .
The fact that yours didn't give you bad times dosnt mean all BMW 4 cylinders are good., It dosnt mean any 4cylinder engine one buys would give problems .i mean the four cylinder engine would likely make you hate bmws more easily than a six would .

I worked on bmws from 2013 till date . And I assure you most of the problematic ones are four cylinders ...we still have an e90 with an n42 the owner abandoned since around 2015 ,decided to buy a peugeot .and an e46 with an n40

Most BMW owners love speed and the four cylinders ain't just it .I think it dosnt really like to take a beating .


The best still remains the m5x engines . Imo
Car Talk / Re: BMW Owners' Forum by Antihelminth: 10:39am On Apr 19, 2023
erico2k2:

What's wrong with the Bolded? have you used a BMW318 B4? I used a 318i for 4 years none of them problems you listed up there. what yah fail to understand is this, the vast majority of drivers i n Nigeria pour groundnut oil in their engine in the name of servicing.
Talking about the 318i have you seen the 2022 318i
Boss you're not in Nigeria . You drove yours from new . My Nigerian demographic bought their own at 80k miles .
We are not the same .

I've not seen the 2022 318i but how can you enjoy raw speed and driving performance with a four cylinder producing approx 120hp ..no way .you're better off with a Camry
Car Talk / Re: BMW Owners' Forum by Antihelminth: 9:57am On Apr 16, 2023
eddiense:


Forget it. I have been there before, I can take care of myself. Just give it to me

You can't truely hate bmws till you own one and you'll only love them if you've driven one ..

Youll start hating bmws when you own a BMW with n4x or m4x .
Car Talk / Re: BMW Owners' Forum by Antihelminth: 9:54am On Apr 16, 2023
erico2k2:

Why?
They are problematic and unreliable and they not even fast ..
I think I wrote a piece on an n42 that burst it's block .
From oil pump problems . To rocker arm problems to timing chain problems . Let's not forget the famous misfires .

And imagine telling your car friends you drive a 318i lol
Car Talk / Re: BMW Owners' Forum by Antihelminth: 12:13am On Mar 18, 2023
eddiense:
Hello housemates,
I am looking for a BMW e46 coja (4 cylinder) either the touring or salon.
Needed ASAP.

PLEASE BE FAIR WITH THE PRICE
Whatever you do ... Don't touch a four cylinder
Autos / Re: BMW 530i 2005 Unregistered by Antihelminth: 2:04pm On Jan 12, 2023
Smartplatenium1:

2M last call mee
2m for an unregistered BMW 5series with an m54 ?

All of una dey play grin grin grin
Even a used one goes for like 2.5 grin
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 2:24pm On Oct 31, 2022
sexyto:

I heard it is one of the best engines for it to be this bad must mean a lot of neglect or abuse.

They say it's the best because people mostly understand them better than n Engines in time to come when they are no longer in the market people would adapt
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 6:24pm On Oct 30, 2022
sexyto:

What engine is This?

M54 double vanos
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 11:18am On Oct 29, 2022
When people start talking about BMW being unreliable ..they are people who would want to literally do this to their cars and expect seamless performance ...
Owner used cheap engine oil .and here we are grin

Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 7:45am On Oct 18, 2022
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Toyota people 1 : 0 me
Car Talk / Re: Oil To Use On BMW 750i 2007. by Antihelminth: 9:22am On Oct 16, 2022
InvertedHammer:
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BMW 750i 2007?

I hope you know that this is only the beginning of your problems.

If I were you , I will sell it now that you still can and buy something reliable.

/

Post was created in July and we are in oct 16 ..OP should know by now of he was driving a money pit or not ..
You just assumed it was a money pit without even seeing the vehicle .
You try oga
That's why I'd never take people on the internet serious at all
Car Talk / Re: Trailer Mechanic Or Motor Mechanic by Antihelminth: 12:05pm On Oct 11, 2022
If you're physically strong and tall ..I'll suggest trailer mechanic .
Those guys dey see money cool can confirm .

But it would take time before you start seeing money Sha .depends on who you're working with ..sooo you'll need alot of patience .

But smaller cars ..you'll start seeing money even if you' start learning last week lol.
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 8:19pm On Oct 10, 2022
sexyto:

The major reason why most Nigerians may shy away from BMW is the availability of parts and professional hands to effect repairs,No body wants a sitting duck, moreover most Nigerians can't afford 2 or more cars.

Right .
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 9:17am On Oct 10, 2022
sooperrescue:

Wrong assumption. The owner owns a Range Rover and he is fixing it because of Lagos traffic robbers so that they will not focus on him in traffic. The car is full options except for AC. It is going to cost over 200k to put back on the road. As for the BMW, it is a good car. My first ownership was 25 years ago, a 320 series and it was a gift but bringing it to Nigeria was not advisable then and still is. I had the privilege to service the BMW 5 series of the top echelon of the Nigerian Customs in Abuja years ago and it was not funny. Unfortunately for the brand, they have been forced out of the roads, no matter the performance. I only know Dr Ben of Automedics and the late Madmike who knows the car in and out. BMW, Audi, VW, Acura are building permanent structures in Mechanic workshops and Owode, Mercedes is following suit. Just move to Range Rovers. Nice too says lejeun is fixing the brand quietly without looking for tees garage on Nairaland, Instagram and Facebook. Fuel is the major problem of the BMW and nothing else

Owner is fixing it for his own security not that he has a connection to the car or enjoys driving it ..see .same as my assertion on the taxi drivers i.e driving it out of necessity.

I don't think fuel is a problem for BMWs except for the m versions which I'm not sure of .
You're right on looking for tees garage on the internet .people have made up thier minds about BMW in Nigeria .,south Africans like the brand .they are more open minded about the brand although BMW has a plant there and it's easier to get thier hands on new ones .I think that's the reason they don't take about that reliability bla bla bla
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 4:28pm On Oct 09, 2022
sexyto:

Ogbeni, so I thought you will talk about things like,how to maintain the car, how to source parts, the best engine to buy etc
Well it's OK do your stuff man must wak.

Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 4:11pm On Oct 09, 2022
sooperrescue:

This one still dey road o
Driven by frustrated taxi drivers ..
Ask them questions they'll defiantly tel you they hate the shit box but it just gets the bills paid grin

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Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 4:09pm On Oct 09, 2022
sexyto:

Just educate people on the awesome experience of owning a BMW, or have you ran out of ideas, ignore the nay Sayers.

It's not some sort of advertisement .
The points I've listed is enough .
I've got shits to do ogbeni angry
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 8:00am On Oct 09, 2022
9icetoo:
Just saying

You don't need those ...just concentrate on the road and sheer power under the hood that's the only way you can truly enjoy the drive grin grin
Car Talk / Re: BMW Mechanic Diary by Antihelminth: 8:25pm On Oct 08, 2022
CzarBillion:
Which off road BMW would you recommend u knw as our roads deh for here.

Google x3 and x5
X6 is a sport SUV ..would not recommend for bad roads .
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 7:17pm On Oct 07, 2022
9icetoo:

1. I don't drive a Toyota.
2. I had access to and drove an e90 for an extended period of time. E46 too from same owner.
Something was always broken at one time or another.
3. I don't drive a Toyota currently but I'd still buy one today.
4. I drive an Acura currently and it's more than capable. In it's day, it was head and shoulders above anything the Germans had to offer in the same engine capacity and vehicle class (in terms of handling, speed etc).
5. Reliability ratings on the internet do not lie.
I can get up and go just about anywhere at anytime with my Acura. No one that I know of who owns a BMW can do that without needing major repairs for one or two issues.

BMW make good cars (I'd own one if I had all the time to entertain mechanics) but to praise them to high heavens on reliability is folly.

Like I told you earlier, hype your brand. Leave the useless comparison alone.

Lejeun works on Range Rovers and does so quietly.

Sooperrescue attempted what you are doing now and it didn't end well.

Last response.

Drive an e90 for extended period of time and not like it ?
Hilarious .no way bro .
That reliability you're talking about .just say you were driving an abused e90 .period
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 10:31pm On Oct 06, 2022
OfficialDJ:
Das Beste oder nichts wink
Mercedes Benz Fanboy ich sehe dich.... grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 10:24pm On Oct 06, 2022
735i:

She's too loyal to agree to follow you. grin If you are in Lagos, we should arrange a meet up.
You can drive her to Epe and back. Let's see if you tame the animal under the hood.

He wouldn't even appreciate what's under the hood ..he would end up saying things like "there's too much traffic in Lagos why do you need a fast car for .since it would probably suck fuel sef ..
grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 10:20pm On Oct 06, 2022
kingreign:
If bmw are truly worth the hype, why don’t commercial vehicle operators and fleet management use them like the way Japanese vehicles are used. Try using a BMW for bolt or Uber for 4months if it survives it, come tell me how much you spent on maintenance and let a bolt or Uber operator using a Corolla bring his own maintenance log book too!

Don't be ridiculous. You can't see that happen because .cheap fake parts don't exist for BMWs..
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 10:18pm On Oct 06, 2022
OfficialDJ:
this is the only post I agree with you.

Truly disgusting interior dashboard styling...


Looks like Shrek if he went near the sun.


How dare you accuse the Germans of making a dash board disgusting ..
I bet you've only been inside an e36
angry grin
Even at that time .the e36 was an engineering master piece
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 10:18pm On Oct 06, 2022
OfficialDJ:
this is the only post I agree with you.

Truly disgusting interior dashboard styling...


Looks like Shrek if he went near the sun.


How dare you accuse the Germans of making a dash board disgusting ..
I bet you've only been inside an e36
angry grin
Even at that time .the e36 wasan engineering master piece
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 10:06pm On Oct 06, 2022
9icetoo:

I warned you when you started not to ever do this

Now see

BMW and reliability..... grin

Lool ..Toyota fan boys would bring up anything to disparage BMW ..
Baba drive one for a week or two without thinking of what iffs ..just enjoy the drive ...then we can have an honest conversation,on why driving a soulless box is boring
Car Talk / Re: Awesome Reasons You Should Buy A Bmw In Nigeria by Antihelminth: 4:55pm On Oct 05, 2022
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They didn't find anything worthy of hating in BMWs they had to bring dash board lights up grin
I'm tired sef lol
Car Talk / Re: BMW Mechanic Diary by Antihelminth: 1:00pm On Oct 05, 2022
CzarBillion:
Guy u still dey Jos! I am a BMW enthusiasts. I don't mind getting some knowledge and recommendations from you.

I still dey jos walahi ..you wan buy car ne .make I come chop commission grin grin

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