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Education › Re: How I Got Caught Today Using Exam Chip Also Known As Ekpo by anyicash(m): 6:28am On Jun 19, 2016

EBUBS:
Gosh! why didn't i study well for this course? why did i use it? so I'm rewriting next session? kai! na so i take f....ck up? these were the questions ringing in my head.
My spirit asked me a question, "guy you fit do this thing so? the other fake spirit replied "the fear of carry over is the beginning of wisdom". I just had to do it since i focused so much on my departmental course overlooking my elective course.
I took it inside, and during the exams I looked up and discovered my brain was blank, no inspiration at all, since my mind was focused on the ekpo i had in my pocket Hey!. I looked around, gradually removed the ekpo from my pocket, then i gently inserted it into my answer sheet. Omo! My hands were shivering/sweating, but i just needed to finish what i started.
I continued, taking it out and in while i read a line, hoping i was smart enough. that spirit came again, "guy what if them catch you"? the other one replied "Laye, continue your thing". behold i heard a voice "take up your answer sheet" (wishing it was still am imagination) i continued. then again i heard hey, I'm talking to you, (ewoo, I'm finished) na so dem take gbab me oo. Had to give it to him, knowing what the repercussion was (automatic carry over) i walked out and vowed that I'll never take any course lightly..

My advice: never ever depend on chip/epko, at all. Stop it/never try it. we can always plan ahead. ...

U think you have failed the course, anyway if u think so, then re-write d course next year but if you can figure out what to do now, better for u.

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Business › Re: Ismaila Mompha Flaunts $4million Cash On Instagram (photos) by anyicash(m): 7:16pm On Jun 18, 2016

i can't talk now

Politics › Re: A Litre Of Petrol Now Sells Below N145 In Some Stations — Vanguard by anyicash(m): 9:17pm On Jun 17, 2016

Love Machine:
You call this change ba?OK,how much was fuel price sold before?

For the past 16 years, there were no steady circulation of fuel, they might sell 86 naira for a week, and for months d price will go up at the price of 210 due to artificial scarcity they normally create..cos they were busy sharing the fraudlent subsidy money monthly...sometimes when they import the fuel after they must have taken the subsidy money paid by FG..they will smuggle the fuel to nearby countries where they normally sell at higher prices, meanwhile living the average citizens to suffer in penury..also making the FG to spend billions of naira to common Criminals yearly in the name of Fuel Subsidy...i will advice you to exercise patience and watch this admistration, u will later thank God for given us Buhari as our leader..thank you.

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Politics › Re: A Litre Of Petrol Now Sells Below N145 In Some Stations — Vanguard by anyicash(m): 8:54pm On Jun 17, 2016*

Wailing wailers will still open their mouth to call our Dear President Dullard....the dullard has systematically brought competition to the system and we can now see the positive impact..and also the need for the subsidy removal..you can insult me wailers..i don't give a fvck....God bless Mr President, God bless Nairalanders, God bless Nigeria.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Czech Republic Vs Croatia : Euro 2016 (2 - 2) On 17th June 2016 by anyicash(m): 6:19pm On Jun 17, 2016

aieromon:
Na all the time Corluka head dey break

hahaha

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Celebrities › Re: Dele Momodu Meets Ella Mensah (Pictured) by anyicash(m): 4:54pm On Jun 17, 2016

contactmorak:
The renown publisher of Ovation magazine met the Ghallywood/Nollywood actress at an event....

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/06/photo-see-what-dele-momodu-did-on.html

This might be reason Davido said "Dele na my boy, Dele na my boy"

Nairaland General › Its Happening In Abuja And Lagos Please Beware. by anyicash(op): 10:32am On Jun 17, 2016

Please pay attention, something is happening in Abuja and Lagos now. People dressed like policemen, stop cars & ask for particulars. Please on no condition should you let them in your car, they are kidnappers. Once they enter , they tell the driver that they are going to the police station. They end up taking the person elsewhere & ask the person to call someone to come & bail them with a ransom, It just happened to people this morning, Also, be cautious when taking cabs at night, Pass on this information it may help someone! Just heard it now! Please pass the information to everyone around you..FORWARDED AS RECEIVED.

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Politics › Re: EFCC: Sheriff Agrees To Return N40million by anyicash(m): 1:01pm On Jun 16, 2016

Gradually people are beginning to talk good of this Buhari led Admistration..i still maintain #patience is all we need. very soon we all will admit that indeed Mr President was sent by GOD.

Health › 6 Signs She Has A Healthy Vagina by anyicash(op): 9:32am On Jun 16, 2016

An unhealthy vagina could mean you have contracted an STD, and this can be deadly Ignoring symptoms can even affect your reproductive health. The vagina is one important body part you should never ignore. Any suspicious changes should be investigated as you risk major issues
to your body if you keep assuming al is well. An unhealthy vagina could mean you have contracted an STD, and this can be deadly. M Ignoring symptoms can
even affect your reproductive health. Here are 6 signs you are fine down there.
1. No itching
In general, a healthy vagina won’t give you any trouble. Anything from
hormonal fluctuations to yeast
infections can cause vaginal itchiness So if everything feels A-OK downm there, it’s probably in good working order.
2. Normal discharge
Discharge can vary throughout your
cycle. According to WebMD, normal
discharge may be clear, cloudy, thin,
or thick. As long as it isn’t itchy or anym unusual color, you probably have a clean bill of health.
3. Normal scent It’s normal for your vagina to have a slight odor, and chances are you know what’s typical for your own equipment. While a strong, “rotting” kind of odor could signify an infection, a bit of scent is to be expected.
4. No obvious spots or irritation
Healthy vaginas are rather
unblemished. If you have certain
STDs, then this may cause red, itchy,
painful sores to develop. So if things
look smooth and and nothing hurts,
that’s a good sign.
5. No pain
In general, pain signifies a problem.
Some women have to deal with
debilitating conditions such as
endometriosis or pelvic inflammator disease that can hurt considerably. So if you don’t have to think twice about whethervag things hurt down there, you’re likely in good health. 6. PAIN-FREE-SEX
Of course a bit of pain may be
expected when things get a little wild. But according to WebMD, women may experience extreme pain during sex because of conditions such a vaginismus, infections, or problems with the cervix. If you’re generally able
to do the deed without any ill effects, then your vagina is likely in great health.

Romance › Re: My Fiance Is Angry With Me Because I Innocently Called Her This by anyicash(m): 9:02pm On Jun 15, 2016

kekakuz:
got back home from work yesterday and was a little tired so I slept off without calling my love for the night.I had barely slept 2 hours when her call came in.
she asked why I did not call all day and how was my day. told her I was a little busy .she said no wahala hope you are not too tired?
I replied MY SISTER I no too tire hare.
she relied WHAT? what did you call me?
I was like what do you mean
she said did you just call me your sister?
I said well yea. my sister as in just casual way of referring to a lady. is there a problem with that?
she asked "you don't see a problem with that?
I said No
she said OK. and cut the call.

seriously I don't see anything wrong with that. I love her like I love my sister but why is she taking it wrongly. she has been rejecting my calls. pals what do you make of this?

It's very sensitive to call your girl friend your Sister, she felt that you ve lost that attraction for her..it is a very delicate matter and no girl can take it lightly..just take her out, play with her, make her happy and NEVER CALL THAT NAME AGAIN OR ANY NAME THAT WILL MAKE HER UNHAPPY.

Crime › Re: Five Remanded In Prison Custody Over N29 Million Scam by anyicash(m): 12:51pm On Jun 15, 2016

Different Tribes....joint criminals association of Naija (JCN).

Romance › Re: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by anyicash(m): 12:35pm On Jun 15, 2016

Boss13:
You must be married because this is wisdom talking here. The OP is still immatured and accordingly, still lives in fairy tales world.

She is accusing the young man of infidelities without any proof whilst roaming in the world of admirers and brooding potential suitors.

OP my advice is that you reexamine yourself and sort out your insecurities. You are not ready for a relationship or even marriage. Deal with yourself first, before you invite someone else into your life.

Taking a cue from the comment above, life is not a bed of roses, likewise marriage or relationship. It is tough work and serious commitment. It is not where you expect things to be handed to you or go your way or where you lick ice cream all the time.

Just sort out yourself please

You just hit the nitty-gritty of the whole situation, that is another wisdom talk right here, You have said it all, hope it goes down to OP's mind thoroughly for decision making.

Romance › Re: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by anyicash(m): 12:30pm On Jun 15, 2016

Boss13:
You must be married because this is wisdom talking here. The OP is still immatured and accordingly, still lives in fairy tales world.

She is accusing the young man of infidelities without any proof whilst roaming in the world of admirers and brooding potential suitors.

OP my advice is that you reexamine yourself and sort out your insecurities. You are not ready for a relationship or even marriage. Deal with yourself first, before you invite someone else into your life.

Taking a cue from the comment above, life is not a bed of roses, likewise marriage or relationship. It is tough work and serious commitment. It is not where you expect things to be handed to you or go your way or where you lick ice cream all the time.

Just sort out yourself please

Nairaland General › Re: Common In Both Women And Animals by anyicash(op): 12:02pm On Jun 15, 2016

skywalker240:
Cos nature sometimes aint fair to mankind

Nature didnt even created them,..nature perfected them.

i concur with you on " Cos nature sometimes aint fair to mankind"

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Nairaland General › Re: Common In Both Women And Animals by anyicash(op): 11:01am On Jun 15, 2016

skywalker240:
because they are just like the common animals,..mothers excluded....

But the fact remains that women are just natural born haters.

Honestly i still can't figure out why nature chose to create them that way.

Nairaland General › Common In Both Women And Animals by anyicash(op): 9:10am On Jun 15, 2016

Why it's okay for women to hate other people's children? why? why? why? # tufiakwa

Romance › Re: He Refused To Call Or Ping Me: Nairalanders I Need Your Word Of Advice Pls by anyicash(m): 7:56am On Jun 15, 2016

I advice you prioritize your wants according to your needs..someone is asking your hand in marriage, and he is comfortable but your heart is on the other guy who cares less..marriage is good but it is not a bed of roses, but in this situation i suggest you give a space, pause a little bit, study your suitors and consider ur needs. engage in some social activities, pray always and watch how things go.

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Romance › Re: Why I Hate Girls (my Photos) by anyicash(m): 5:05am On Jun 15, 2016

lol...kiddies avenue.

Celebrities › Re: Seun Kuti Recounts Fela And Abiola's Encounter by anyicash(m): 4:31am On Jun 15, 2016

modelmike7:
Interesting read!

But from the begining of the story Seun said IT'S A SUPER STORY...so don't expect me to believe super stories.

Family › Re: I Am Beginning To Hate My Mother!!! by anyicash(m): 4:22am On Jun 15, 2016

madridguy:
My broda, you're fortunate enough to have parent that put you through the University and you're here grumbling over pocket money after graduation. I am laughing in Congolese, systematically your mom is telling you to start hustling.

You have said it all..Op is one of the luckiest boy on earth and he has one of the best Mum on earth..Op all Mum wanted is for you to grow up, and stop falling ya hand..AS A GRADUATE, YOUR PARENTS HAVE SETTLED YOU IN A BIGGER WAY...common make them proud by taking a decision as a graduate. stop comparing yaself with ur little sibling...#growup.

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Romance › Re: Ladies. Watch Your Tongue. I Stopped Caring For Her After She Said This by anyicash(m): 10:18am On Jun 14, 2016

nnamdiokere45:
I hate dat word 'am just managing you'. fvck hu d hell r u? you be managing director?

don't feel bad she said...the truth is that everything about life is management..don't let that bother u bro.

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Romance › Re: She Is A Mother Of 5, But She Looks At My Dick Anytime We Are Discussing. by anyicash(m): 3:41pm On Jun 13, 2016

I'm confused cos i don't know what she is up to. please candid opinion and suggestion is needed. i don't want to make mistake, i will leave to regret.[/quote]My broda no doubt she feels for u and wanna have u...but for your own good...i will advice you to "FLEE" as the Holy book(Bible) made it clear....Sleeping with a married woman is like going for a journey of no return...you go but might not comeback....just FLEE! FLEEE!! FLEEEE!!!. i rest ma case.

Romance › Re: She Is A Mother Of 5, But She Looks At My Dick Anytime We Are Discussing. by anyicash(m): 3:36pm On Jun 13, 2016

ChiomaUdemba:
She is a mother of 5, but she looks at my dick anytime we are discussing. it all started from the first week we became neighbours, after some weeks we became family friends（very good friends ）, that i and her husband are in good terms. Every day she don't see me she will be asking my flat mates about me, is like she discusses too much about me with her hubby, that her husband started being angry with me for nothing, i remember vividly when the man casually said that his wife likes me more than my flat mate, i didn't know why he said that, and that was the second time he made that statement. One day she made a bad statement to me, which i wasn't pleased with, i shouted on her, she didn't rest until we became good friends as old days, she have to organize get together, invited me over for re - Union kinda, after that, she started her usual behavior again, she stares at my dick a lot, and always casually say that i am a handsome guy and I'm getting embarrassed and confused at same time, cos she always ask me to follow them to church, and if i reject she gets angry, I'm confused cos i don't know what she is up to. please candid opinion and suggestion is needed. i don't want to make mistake, i will leave to regret.

My broda no doubt she feels for u and wanna have u...but for your own good...i will advice you to "FLEE" as the Holy book(Bible) made it clear....Sleeping with a married woman is like going for a journey of no return...you go but might not comeback....just FLEE! FLEEE!! FLEEEE!!!. i rest ma case.

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Romance › Re: Pls Rate My Body Build... (photo) by anyicash(m): 3:22pm On Jun 13, 2016

enshi:
Bro, for not negotiating and compromising the truth.... You shall live long

God bless u

Romance › Re: Pls Rate My Body Build... (photo) by anyicash(m): 2:52pm On Jun 13, 2016

enshi:
This pic was taken today.... Some people think I should quit others think I should add a little more muscle some others think am just perfect and I should maintain the level I am already... Pls felas drop your thought as that could help me decide.... Thanks no insults pls

thats exactly how a man should look like...just maintain the shape, bros you are lovely and cute.

Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye Flaunts Hot Legs In New Photos by anyicash(m): 2:14pm On Jun 13, 2016

This Oge go sweet for bed oo!

Romance › Re: Do Not Open! But If You Insist In Opening, Tell Us The 2 Things You Saw In D Pix by anyicash(m): 11:56pm On Jun 12, 2016

bongolistik:
mmhhh mmmh! clears throat first. Well I don't know about you. But as for me and my colleague, first we are seeing a lady lying down and battling with her assignment and secondly a sofa, that is all.

Over to you, oya tell us what you are seeing or the two things that you saw

imagine, gradually u shift d cloth a little bit up..u widin d laps a little bit sideways creating a small gap in between..tear off ur banana boxers, already junior vibrating like nokia 3310...smoothly you insert junior into the paradise of utmost pleasure...honestly u will rest in pvssy..by the time u pump 12345 uncontrolably......guess what happens next?

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Romance › Re: Do Not Open! But If You Insist In Opening, Tell Us The 2 Things You Saw In D Pix by anyicash(m): 11:46pm On Jun 12, 2016

nna!! but women sweet oo...God thank YOU for women...

Romance › Re: My Butt Or One Million Naira? People Slam Girl For Putting Her Waist Online by anyicash(m): 11:20pm On Jun 12, 2016

fastest007:
Source: http://www.nglatest.com/2016/06/my-butt-or-one-million-naira-people.html

I will take both, chop and clean mouth as if i no chop.

Romance › Re: How To Last Longer In Bed And Be A Real Man With Groudnut Oil And Palm Wine. by anyicash(m): 10:55pm On Jun 12, 2016

she will not only thank you after sex but can withdraw her entire money in the bank for you. cc obatomi, pussyponder, pussypastor/pastorpussy, cutehector and all the bad guys.[/quote]That means you must have made over 50million naira with this ur method from d ladies you have slept with, cos they must have emptied their treasury for you..just like Joe did to BuBu.

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