₦airaland Forum

The white can be very stupid most of the times

So Nairalanders you can't fart in the presence of your lover? Chaii all these while i ve been busy here trending with kids thinking we all are adults...if you can't fart in ur lover's presence, all i can tell you now is #tufiakwa to you.

go have a sit young man, u just wanna buy fame for free of charge.

You can't still afford it, it's just a normal dream like any other dreamer we ve got here.

Serving in Advance. the kid won't like to waste a year for nothing when he grows.

Ioannes:
minion 2.

oh, you are Igbo. here, answer this question, point to one thing that goodluck Jonathan's government did for your region.

nothing absolutely nothing

May the soul of Okechukwu Keshi rest in the bossom of the LORD.

Yungwizzzy:
Wot English are you are speak?

now who takes more indian hemb?

Yungwizzzy:
Wot English are you are speak?

now who takes more indian hemb?

Yungwizzzy:
Actually it has not happen sha but I don't any headlines like this thats y I'm raising alarm

my bae is threatening to rape me if I don't sleep with her in the next 48hrs

I stoped sleeping with her when I read on nairaland religion section that sex before marry is evil

pleas advice me I'm scare

She has muscle and very very strong

should I report to Police?

Ur grammar alone suggests that you are even a suspect.

The same ppl they worked for during election; were the same ppl that set them up to be arrested..all these while they knew you guys were notorious armed robbers..hahahaha trust nobody.

The whole thing don dey turn to small pikin something,,like a comrade just said, na HULK HORGAN AVENGERS go be d next.

Breaking News:General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida IBB Healthy and Hearty.

Honestly i won't lie to you...the story does get me hard.

krattoss:
talking from experience?

more of research anyway.

The drug war is a total scam, prescription drugs kill 300K people a year, while marijuana kills no one, but they spend billions/year 'fighting' it..why?

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?

krattoss:
u dey craze well well

but he didn't say nothing bad, he was just being sympathetic...ur ass must have suffered alot of missile attack.

He might have left 20 naira..so if he had said he left no empty treasury he is equally right.. after all he once told us that "stealing is not corruption" this guy can say unreasonable things at any time! i only pity those who have chosen to idolise him..#tufiakwa to those people.

I am not doubting what OP said, but i will only advice you to go get the money first..."first taste the power of money and any other chick can be added to it"

Godgay:
learn how to read

spoted he really needs to learn how to read at first.

Godgay:
learn how to read

spoted he really needs to learn how to read at first.


JOINT NIGER DELTA LIBERATION FORCE (JNDLF): VACATE THOSE BUILDINGS IN LAGOS, ABUJA AND KADUNA

REFINERY NOW!

PRESS STATEMENT
In our final meeting it was resolved that the Nigerian Communication
Statelite Orbit should be shut down so that it will avoid the cause of
electronic radiation to human lives.
Also, the followings occupants of these buildings should as a matter
of urgency vacate in them immediately IN THEIR OWN INTEREST to save
their lives because our fight is not for ANY HUMAN BLOOD but to
destroy all those infrastructures that were built with our oil and gas
monies in this country. We will make federal government and oil
companies to suffer as they have made the people of Niger Delta region
suffers over the years from environmental degradation, and
environmental pollution. They include:
1. STATE HOUSE, VILLA- ABUJA
2. DEFENCE HEADQUARTERS
3. DSS HEADQUARTERS
4. POLICE HEADQUARTERS
5. NATIONAL ASSENBLY
6. NNPC TOWERS
7. CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
8. SUPREME COURT/APPEAL COURT
9. AGIP HEADQUARTERS, ABUJA
10. SHELL HEADQUARERS, LAGOS
11. CHEVRON HEADQUARTERS, LAGOS
12. EXXON MOBIL, LAGOS
13. NLNG, LAGOS & ABUJA OFFICES
14. KADUNA REFINERY
15. ALL MILITARY FORMATIONS IN ABUJA, LAGOS, KADUNA, BENUE, ETC.
We shall fire these Missiles’ simultaneously at the night, as this
will enable every Nigerians to see the movement of the MISSILES and
equally to believe us of our seriousness attached to the final breakup
as predicted by the United States of America (USA)
We equally advise the Diplomatic Community to be neutral on this issue
as wrong comments against us will be seen as saboteurs. Where they are
staying presently will not be affected which is not part of our
targeted areas of destruction in the country.
“We shall embarrass the self acclaimed Nigerian Air Force with their
recent deployment of fighter aircraft, helicopter gunship and
surveillance aircraft when at this digital age, countries are talking
about Missile development, and they still condescend so low of their
present obsolete equipment. This is sad indeed!”
Note, we are going to destroy the ones they have deployed to Escravos,
Forcados in Delta State; Bonga oil field, Agbami offshore and Brass in
Bayelsa; Bony in Rivers; Qua Iboe Terminal in Akwa Ibom State, and
Opuekeba in Ondo State if they fails to remove them before time. Our
crack team has taken inventory of their equipments. Even the present
suffering from a rare ear disease known as Meniere’s disease by
President Muhammadu Buhari will not win any sympathy to save our
action against the federal government. The name Nigeria as a country
will come to an end this week.
The so called military operations code named “OPERATION PULO SHIELD”
in the Niger Delta region who our partners in the oil bunkering
activities, because presently without been told the former JTF
Commander, Major-General Emmanuel Atewe who was arrested by the EFCC
last week over pipelines surveillance contract amounts to #8.2billion
in the region, is an eye opener to the federal government that the
military are fully involved in illegal bunkering in the area. They
only destroy those who could not afford their bidding and further
lobby to come to the Niger Delta region because of what they are
gaining from the area.
“Imagine, an Army private’s and corporals from the North could build
business plaza of 3 storeys with several estate and other buildings
including exotic cars to the detriment of the region? The Pharaoh of
Nigeria (Buhari) should take the counsel of sycophants and jesters
around him of the region especially Mr. Ayiri Emami and Professor Ita
Sagey who are presently in our searchlight. The founder of the Niger
Delta Ex-Agitators, Israel Akpodoro, is a dead man and that he should
not hide for linking former President, Goodluck Jonathan and Governor
Seriake Dickson with the Avengers. We are not in ANY community, the
Military can’t locate Tompolo but we have identified where he is now.
Presently, Tompolo is in Libya and we’ll get him dead or alive

"Behead or get Beheaded"

But who go pay him if he lies? what that guy said was the truth, nothing but the truth...why will he lie? ok now pay him for the lie.. Nna! nwanne don't fail to tell me about the rematch..i am very eager to hear it.

You sure say that guy na small boy? i dey think say na kinda Aki na pawpaw specie.

Na men like u dey make girls hard to get nowadays...if she no gree give u punna na problem, if she compromise come give u, u go dey boost dey talk rubbish say girls cheap...tufiakwa for some men!! d worst be say na broke ass niggas sabi yarn that rubbish. "always respect women cos without them dis our live makes no fvcking sense" i rest ma case.

Calabar hookups Babes and guys conrner.

You were not saving her p**sy for the future, just that ur strenght can't exceed ur normal 2 rounds.. i suggest u call her back now and give her 12 rounds of hot stroke.

Chai!!! see correct laps,, Nkena bu ife nna-eli.

For better for worse

Atk1nson:
Work on the refinery started long before Buhari, don't bring Buhari into this

The work was not put in place then, it was mere propaganda, the previous government was only interested in setting up fraudlent projects or structures with the only intention of looting the funds that are supposed to be used for infrastructural develoment for the citizenry....plz let's just appreciate this government cos they have the intetest of the masses in their heart.. God bless mr president and God bless us all.