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This is just a tip of iceberg of the awesome things and good governance President Muhammadu Buhari will bring to this our Country Nigeria..all we need is #patience patience patience...God bless mr President..God bless the federal republic of Nigeria.

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adewumiopeyemi:
u must be high ryt..

How u take know? e bi like say u dey use Tecno....

adewumiopeyemi:
receive sense bro....

taa!! gbafuodia

naniawini:
Ds guy go lyk fvck ooo

who no like am? na just too much stress and depression just dey make man no dey get sexual urge nowadays.

jejemanito:
If you want to get lalasticla just get one snake preferably a cobra and one pic of an unclad celeb displaying busty succulent set of manchesters and a well coded/packaged assnal

carry just those two things go babalawo ma hear say una engagement matter no enter FP

hahahahahaha...guy u no say na true talk u just yarn now..

God plz heal Mr President..He is very important to us.

HornyTiwa:
you said it all,she is so ugly urghhhhhh

you guys are just being jealous..that girl is very pretty.

ireneony:
Still ugly

Taa gbafuodia, how she take ugly?

Heyy!! Hey!!! Hey!!!!... see food ooo chai chaii chaii.

They also make use of padded p**sy, make the presenter check that too.

Just go and learn a something and get skilled in it...meanwhile tell ur ppl and never contemplate suicide.

BREAKING NEWS.....Niger Delta group
vows to launch missiles, bring down
military, other aircraftA Niger Delta
group, the Joint Niger Delta Liberation
Force, has vowed to launch six
missiles in the region.The group also
warned against the deployment of
helicopters in the South South zone
by the military, saying it was going to
bring them down.It also said once the
deployment of the six missiles
commences, no flight operations
should take place within the country’s
airspace.The group, which also
claimed affiliation to the Niger Delta
Avengers, said the missiles were
capable of bringing down any aircraft
no matter how big.It fixed June 7 for
the commencement of the launching
of the missiles.In a statement signed
by four members of the JNDLF, the
group said it had observed that
President Muhammadu Buhari was
bent on breaking up the country and
that it was set for the proposal.The
statement, signed by General Akotebe
Darikoro, Commander, General
Duties; General Torunnanaowei Latei,
Creeks Network Coordinator; General
Agbakakuro Owei-Tauro, Pipelines
Bleeding Expert; and General Pulokiri
Ebiladei of its Intelligence Bureau,
reads in full: “We have seen and noted
that President Muhammadu Buhari
(a.k.a. Pharaoh) is set for the final
breakup of the country.Mr. Buhari
should also know that we are also
prepared and set for his proposal.The
Joint Revolutionary Council (JRC)
which is the highest organ of all the
freedom fighting body has finally
endorsed the followings:1. After
extensive and exhaustive deliberation
by all Commanders of various groups
in Yenagoa, the heart of the Niger
Delta struggle met last night and as
part of our mission, we are going to
test six (6) of our MISSILES in the
region. This is to show the federal
government of our readiness of the
American prediction.2. There should
be NO any form of helicopter to fly
around in the region as we will not
guarantee the safety of such object.3.
The people of the Niger Delta region
should not be panic in course of test
running the 6 MISSILES.4. We may
also decide within the week to shut
down the Nigerian satellite orbit, so
that there will be no communication
in the country if needs arise.5. Within
our three (3) days operations, NO
airplane should fly out of the country
because it can target such object no
matter how small or big it may
be.Advertisement6. Our Fighter Expert
Team shall be position in the six (6)
Niger Delta states, who are already
arrived the region from training
through our country’s porous borders
with our foreign partners who are
going to showcase what they have
learnt in past on year.7. Our struggle
is not for any human blood, but we
have been pushed to the wall for
justice because our patience is
running out on daily basis as Nigerian
uniform men killing our innocent
people continuously.8. Nigerian
military should as a matter of urgency
leave peacefully the Ijaw communities
they are presently in, the next 48
hours under the guise of searching
for the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) or
else we should not be blamed of
whatever catastrophe that may befall
on such officers and the likely affected
families of the officers should blame
not the region.9. We have consulted
our war gods (deities) that enough is
enough and that the time has come.
Since the present Pharaoh of Nigeria,
President Buhari is to preside over the
disintegration of the country it is a
good omen.10. Henceforth, any attack
on Ijaw communities or person(s) by
the military or para-military body in
the region, we will not hesitate to
order our shoot-at-sight squad of any
uniform personnel in the region.11.
We ask all Service Chiefs including
Minister of Defence to shamefully
resign their positions because Nigeria
has no security in whatever form.
Bravo to our Foreign Marine Crack
Team for their ability to shut down
Nigerian obsolete surveillance
equipments.12. For the records, Niger
Delta Avengers (NDA) are not in Delta
state, we only go there to strike and
return back safely to the struggle base,
Bayelsa state.13. We further warn
especially Mr. Jonathan Obuebite,
Information Commissioner in Bayelsa
state not to criticize our activities any
longer or else he has a choice of
leaving the planet earth anytime he
made such statement(s).14. All oil and
gas operations should shut down
immediately as our MISSILES testing
will affect their equipments.15. NOTE,
we shall commence MISSILES testing
on Tuesday 7, June 2016 which
coincide with the date of our training
abroad. Since the present Pharaoh of
Nigeria (Buhari) fails to our demands.
We promised Nigerians and the entire
world that we are going to surprise
them.

On media they will make you think that they don't like each other, meanwhile they all work together, just to confuse you and eat what belongs to over 250million Nigerians alone.

Amefrica:
See stinginess oo. What the heck is wrong with all these celebs sef?! Have they forgotten we are the reason they're rich in the first place? How much is 5K, that's like CAD$20. I feel like I can do better than all these stupid people who call themselves celebs.

Who told you that they are rich?

I just came to check names.

Georgry:
Hello Nairalanders....

Knowing fully that a country have the right to print money as much as they desire,and their is no limit to the quantity of money a country can print, this question comes to my mind:

Why can't a country just keep printing money to the stage that it will be enough for every body in the country to be rich...


Economist in the house your explanation is needed here.....

If you can only eat the paper money as your food, then let them print.

Plz you guys should leave that lil boy alone after all "stealing is not corruption"

Hopey12:
Why not rob Nd go, why rape her... Mixing business and pleasure

and you called stealing business? anyway your past president once said that "stealing is corruption"

Yorubanews:
Ibo police, Hausa soldiers. Yoruba audience. We just dey laugh una.

As cameleons you ppl are, why una no go laf?

rman:
OP is a yahoo boy. I am shocked a lot of people did not read some undelying messages embedded in his write up

yea, many peeps are not all that observant..he is a g.guy.

Samtoby:
I just thank God I wasn't traveling alone, they collect my phone I can't call anyone, my brother called my dad which he came to my rescue, I even hide my biz from my parent for years but decided to open up just last year.

from the way you make some certain comments, my brother you are 60% a yahoo boy. but it does not matter to me.

You have to live with it, cos men are polygamous animal by nature, just always remind him to use protection..thats all. he might reduce his act of infidelity.

Chai!!! China made opera, we don finish.

Cos they are looking on upon their God.

Kanu is not fighting only against Nigeria govt but rather British as a whole.

Olosho per insertion old price 1500 naira new price 500 naira...atleast dis is very important to wailers.

OKKO:
Summary inflation has killed us.
Poor handling of economy, chasing shadows and political vendetta.

By December 1USD will equal 500 NGN, all of us will fry!

it was neva a political vendetta, stop lying

Soon all of us will realise that..Buhari was sent by God to govern Nigeria, Buhari has been the best president i ve seen or heard of since the creation of Nigeria.

He is not all that tall, just that he's standing among short men.

delishpot:
They should go for DNA. Who knows if their mom had twins only for doctor to borrow one to another woman who was looking for a child

they can't be twins cos if you take a critical view at both, you will findout that one is slightly older than the other.