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we are all guity as charged...just d same way we sleep with other girls but will still assure bae that she's d only one..we were born into it..can't keep on lying.

HungerBAD:
Laughing.

Yes,it has to be an African pastor.

It is either our Pastors are feeding people grass, or giving people a pamphlet with a specific amount of money for different prayers, touching your joystick to make it big, selling Jesus blood in a bottle, saying masturbation is okay by God, sending private jets to smuggle in arms from South Africa or generally just being African Pastors.

And now this very Pastor, just confirmed from God that we should not make love at a certain time. There must be some "CRACK COCAINE" in the Bible these guys are reading from.

u dey mind them? End time Pastors.

Guilty as charged...GOD please Help me..plz

Police always making life miserable to people.

ina ata ncha guy!!

movingclouds:
On her first night, she stared shyly at his erecting monster...
Heart beat with fright, whilst her lust drew her unstoppably closer...
She'd waited so long for this moment as she reserved her soil for one special romance...
Wish'd he'd be her one and only but her wish faltered as her desire grew higher...
Her lips swallowed his flaming kiss...
Moans steamed from beneath as hisses from her mouth chimneyed...
Touches intensified, she burned to the soles of her feet...
Soft breezes aired on her neck, so balmy they soaked her underwear...
With the tip of his fingers, he unveiled her tits...
Her excitement climbed up the peak as he teasingly, horned her boobly buttons...
Her ass floated above the sheets, as he flapped his tongue smoothly on her nipples...
Her mind screamed "stop", whilst her mouth murmured "suck"...
He pulled her ass tightly to his throbbing groins...
Looked into her eyes and found her shyness gone...
Placed his d**k on her belly making the heat between her thighs increasingly burn
...
Stirred the monster around her cl*ts as he gently float through her vulva...
Thrusted so slow as he banged on her innocence...
With both eyes closed, he could still see tears fall down her cheeks, yet he wouldn't withdraw his jerking d**k...
He went faster, she cried loud as her hymen shattered...
Her moans were paired, pleasure and pain were all she felt...
As he went on thrusting, the pain embedded in the pleasure, faded away...
Same movie, scene shifted as she began stripping on his sensual pole...
"Baby I'm coming", both cried in harmony...
Returning from the ninth stair, the voyage was heavenly...
Her tongue motioned satisfactorily on her lips as she laid beside him...
The memories of the last minutes recocheted as his moan hit the walls her mind...
She saw him again go hard as her eyes spied between his thighs...
She was set for a second round...Lapped tongue flirtatiously around her lips
He drew her closer, again upon his skin...
Melted her with one brush of his lips on hers, she returned his kiss...
She grabbed softly on his marbled d**k...The monster had become her favourite toy...

na poem u dey write?

This is a proove to "law of gravity"

tomquest:
Several years ago while I was doing my NYSC in Rivers, I had this little bit older lady crushing on me. I had met her while working as an INEC ad hoc staff and she was really nice. Because I was such a guy who was always busy at work and leisure, I didn't really notice how deep in love this lady was. I thought we were just ordinary friends.

Few weeks into our friendship, and after visiting her several weekends and having very nice social times with her little family (she lived with her cousin brother), she insisted on visiting me in company of her cousin brother. I obliged. But to my utter surprise, she showed up alone at the Corpers' Lodge. It was around 6 pm.

Once we got in my room and talked for a while, she was all over me, breathing hard. I was shocked and a little perplexed. Not to act like a "Jew man" I had to respond to her kisses but held back my hands. Hers were already wandering nervously around my back and then down my zippers.

I told her "No please we can't do this, I'm really sorry"...

She thought it was a big evening joke but I insisted. I explained to her that we were merely friends and, also, she should recall that she once told me that she's engaged to a certain guy. How on earth am I supposed to make out with an engaged lady? That was gross to me. She was really upset and disappointed and later left angry and sad.



The second time I experienced something similar was about 3 years ago when I came in contact (at my workplace ) with one very beautiful 19 year old girl. Something in me just accepted her personality as someone who has a lot of potential in her newest future. Yes I had a steady girlfriend so sex wasn't my motive with my girlfriends.

Because of this teenager's quest for tertiary education, and also because I noticed that she saw me as a role model professionally, I vowed that I wasn't gonna be amongst that stupid category of guys who feel like they must take advantage of any girl they mentor or help. I already had a very active sex life with my then girlfriend (who was a tigress in bed).

I spent some cash on this girl to procure JAMB UME forms, get a few books (she was really the studious type). In no time she started visiting my apartment. Am this type of guy that had a very mature co-educational social experience and so handling girlfriends were just as neutral to me as handling my male friends. This was one aspect of me my girlfriend found complicated.

However, the frequency of this girl's visit tripled I had to turn down a lot of her requests to visit. It wasn't long before she started literally asking me to date her, to which I told her I wasn't her friend for sexual reasons but that I just wanted to be of help to her because I was once in her shoes of need. I wanted her in my favorites contact list.

To cut this long story short, I found this girl waiting- unannounced- at my gate on coming back from my office one Friday evening. Of course she apologized for not calling and for coming this late. We got in, I left her in my sitting room and went in to bath and change (my usual routine).

After bathing I found this girl in my bed! So I started preaching again like another holy mallam, explaining to her that we should keep the status quo, I didn't want issues or to be perceived as taking sexual advantage of a very young girl who should be studying for her UME examinations. But all my talks ended in deaf ears, cos she just walked up to me, started kissing me and taking off her blouse. I just shouted "no!", left her in my room and went to my sitting room. She later came out crying seriously that she loves me and wants to be with me. It sounded Greek to me, seriously.

Well that evening was really challenging because she simply could not believe that I would refuse to sleep with her. As beautiful as she was. And as sexually virile as I was too.

The other similar incidents I've had weren't that close as these cases I narrated above, and they keep me wondering all the time how exactly do these ladies feel when a guy turns them down for sex/date... Is it a forgettable experience? Do they tell their girlfriends about it or keep it a secret?

Is it annoying, disappointing or just ungentlemanly? How would you react in such situations? Maybe this will help some of us guys understand women better and take win-win decisions...

Gerara here mehn!!

Firstly they should check the meaning of ALUU in the new Ocford Dictionary, last time i checked...ALUU simply means a town where people behead or get beheaded for no reason.

kozmokaz:
2.3 kini


if more pipelines no blow bfr Wednesday ...mk I know wetting cause am

Ok? na una abi?

But how did this make front page? #tufiakwa

Even u dance unclad, phone wey no go sale no go sale.

JAYTUNEZ:
The act of women posing nude in shoot has noticed a recent surge nowadays and some mothers of this enlightened generation feel it's their right to do the same with their kids.

While some think it's alright to pose naked with a new born baby many have slammed this young mother for posing nude with her 10yr old son and sharing the photos online...

See comments after the cut...


http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/06/trolls-blast-mother-for-posing-nude.html?m=1

She is the typical examble of d mother that strafs her son.

If you really wanna end ur life because of woman, why not drink a bottle of raw acid.

Is he a musician? it looks like he is performing on a stage.

Dekmankind:
I got the above notification when I bought 500 naira airtime. I wrote a complain immediately and no body responded. Where on earth is 10,208.26 - 500 = 9,208.26??
Is that mathematics correct? Even literature students will mark that wrong.

It is a very unfortunate situation.

lumimuyiwaa:
I got three debit alerts on a roll...
500 naira, 200 naira and one hundred naira...
I was wondering..... I had not bought airtime in a long time off my acct.

I say ehh!! the corruption practices have spread in every nook and cranny..Is that not stealing? i still wonder why he told Nigerians that "stealing is not corruption"

sweet4:
Have you tried to visit their customer service desk?Blaming them here won't help you one bit

I repeat GTB in trouble, deep deep trouble.

GTBank in trouble, set to loose more customers.

Ooh!! taking permission from nairalanders before going on escapades..you are a joker bro.

chicoMX:
Dear EFCC,
Why be say na only PDP members una dey arrest?? The ones wey una arrest since how many months now court never declare them as criminals...
Na vex make me type in pidgin

Cos PDP members were giving licence to steal by their Leader (Gej) who stood up oneday and assured them that "stealing is not corruption" but now the present administration felt that stealing is corruption, so they need to clean it up..hope u understand?

Chelseafan1:
Here's when it all started

Site clearance, first day at work, the laying of block got to lintel level after the 7th or 8th day.

Plz how do i get your cell phone number? i will like to discuss some private talks with you.. coincidentally i am a chelsea fan too. plz get back to me.

Sue them to court

hahahaha kikikiki

divinehand2003:
They want to give you guys the IMPRESSION THAT THEY ARE UNSPOILT.
Meanwhile na suckaway pit you dey enter so oooo

hmmmm!!

She wants it on the sofa.

cruzita:




the other even get beards self

lol

Very Persuasive story

Teeblizz dey chop better food oo.

That na Amansi

johnson232:
how much did u contribute towards the N1000 card, before bringing God into this?

Are you the one to receive the card?