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 Nairaland General › Re: Epic 1960 Guiness Billboard Advertisement (PICS) by aoyih(m): 5:07pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Lankaline:Father wey no fit give you money to make your hair, is that one a father..  |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: His Friends Called Him An Errand Boy, But Today His Errand Has Paid Off by aoyih(m): 10:24am On Apr 07, 2016 |
dedons:The name of the movie na, THE ERRAND BOY. |
| Phones › Re: This Is Why You Should Uninstall Flash Share Now!!! by aoyih(m): 5:02pm On Apr 06, 2016 |
So dis is how it feels to be the FTC... Dancing Shakiti bobo |
| Sports › Costa To Atletico 'almost Impossible' by aoyih(op): 11:40am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Diego Costa joined Chelsea from Atletico Madrid in 2014
Diego Costa appears unlikely to return to Atletico Madrid
this summer despite the Spanish club being interested in
re-signing the Chelsea striker.
The Spain international joined the Blues for £32m from
Atletico in July 2014, but there have been widespread
reports in recent weeks that he is unsettled at
Stamford Bridge and would like to return to La Liga.
Atletico president Enrique Cerezo says he would like to
bring Costa back to the club, but he accepts it will be
"almost impossible" due to the difficulties of negotiating
with Chelsea. "He has a contract with Chelsea," Cerezo told Al Primer Toque Onda Cero. "'There are many times when, as much as a I want a player, there is a contract. Costa made his name with his goalscoring exploits for Atletico in Spain "To negotiate with Chelsea can be really tough, almost impossible." Costa, who is currently serving his second three-match suspension of the season, has scored 35 goals in 74 appearances for Chelsea. |
| Nairaland General › Re: 10 Topics That Are Likely To Make Front Page On Nairaland. by aoyih(m): 11:00am On Apr 06, 2016 |
You mistakenly missed one very important point @ OP...
Any news or story about snake, will make front page in milli seconds... 1 Like |
| Phones › Re: This Is Why You Should Uninstall Flash Share Now!!! by aoyih(m): 10:25am On Apr 06, 2016 |
Which kind wahala be dis...end time application!!! 67 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: "List Of Nigeria States That Own Flyover" by aoyih(m): 10:06am On Apr 06, 2016 |
OP...I can't find Plateau state on your list...ur list is highly incomplete... Secondly, some persons here mistake pedestrian bridge or over head pedestrian walk way for fly overs, so u for use pictures differentiate them o... |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Men So Selfish During Sex? by aoyih(m): 1:05am On Mar 29, 2016 |
Jadekitana:OP, you really wanna know why... Ask PHYNO..!!! |
| Phones › Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by aoyih(m): 12:13am On Mar 29, 2016 |
victor2008:Bros, u never see anything, MTN actually has the worst customer service reps in the sense that, it takes forever for them to get connected to you, but Airtel doesn't take up to 2 minutes for you to get connected to a customer care rep, but trust me, their system might either be upgrading or the software is down for them to help fix your issue, thus your aim of calling might not be met. As for Etisalat, I never and will never use it....so know nothing about it. |
| Health › The Dangers Of Taking "Snuff". by aoyih(op): 2:30am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Snuff is a smokeless tobacco made from ground or pulverised tobacco leaves. It is insufflated or "snuffed" into the nasal cavity, delivering a swift hit of nicotine and a lasting flavoured scent (especially if flavouring has been blended with the tobacco). Traditionally it is sniffed or inhaled lightly after a pinch of snuff is either placed onto the back surface of the hand , held pinched between thumb and index finger, or held by a specially made "snuffing" device. It originated in the Americas and was in common use in Europe by the 17th century. Traditional snuff production consists of a lengthy, multi-step process, in tobacco snuff mills. The selected tobacco leaves are first subject to special tobacco curing or fermentation processes, where they will later provide the individual characteristics and flavour for each type of stuff blend. Snuff is usually scented or flavoured, with many blends of snuff requiring months to years of special storage to reach the required maturity. Typical traditional flavours are varieties of carefully blended tobacco leaves considered original "fine snuff" without any addition of scents or essences, varieties of spice , piquant, fruit , floral, and mentholated (also called "medicated"  soon followed, either pure or in blends.Each snuff manufacturer usually has a variety of unique recipes and blends, as well as special recipes for individual customers. Common flavours also include coffee , chocolate , bordeaux , honey , vanilla, cherry , orange , apricot, plum, camphor , cinnamon, rose and spearmint . Modern flavours include Bourbon , Cola and whisky. DANGERS IN SUMMARY It may not be inhaled into the lungs, BUT smokeless tobacco exposes users TO some of the same potent carcinogens as cigarettes. Researchers report that users of smokeless tobacco are exposed to higher amounts of tobacco-specific nitrosamines -- molecules that are known to be carcinogenic -- than smokers... Note: Carcinogens are cancer causing agents....thus, stuffing exposes you to cancer.
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| Nairaland General › Re: Man On His Kneels To Beg Rich Man In Car For Money In Lagos by aoyih(m): 10:50pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
Dats not a man @ Op...from my optical, binoculars what I see is a female... |
| NYSC › Batch B, Stream 1 Corp Member Dead by aoyih(op): 10:30pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
In deep pain, but gratitude to God, we wish to announce the untimely death of one of us, Corper Rosemary. She was a batch B, Stream 1 Corp member in Plateau state, and was in 10 platoon. I remember how friendly she was on camp, and how bubbling her life was while we were on camp. But death snatched her away, at Lagos Sagamu Road, on her way back to Jos from Lagos where she went to attend a musical concert of her alma mater, but could not make it back to her station. We the entire batch B stream one Corp members, mourn with her family. May her gentle soul rest with the Lord. Go Home Safely, Rosemary...!!!
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: YES-PROGRAMME Is Back Again! Key Into It by aoyih(m): 10:26pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
Controversialad:Please, how much is the minimum they can loan to entrepreneurs like me... |
| Phones › Re: Why Is Airtel Customer Care Services Softwares Always Down..??? by aoyih(op): 3:00pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
TrollinStone:Thanks a million... |
| Phones › Why Is Airtel Customer Care Services Softwares Always Down..??? by aoyih(op): 9:59am On Mar 20, 2016 |
please, I have been a victim of data reversal with Airtel Nig, and the story hasn't been funny, because it has taken more than 48 hours since I lodged a complaint to the customer care on my issue. I recharged my phone to carryout a data activation, only for my airtime to be deducted and I was given a subscription that doesn't work on my android device. I have called endlessly, with each customer service personnel (CSP) telling me his or her own version of what they felt was the solution to my problem.... The worst that led me to bringing the matter here is because, I just called them 40 minutes ago, and was told a reversal had already been carried out on my line since 1 p.m yesterday, and I haven't received any airtime or message from them....told the CSP to help access my account details and check if there was any of such transaction, only for her to tell me that the software to access my account is upgrading, thus she can't do that at the moment. I have had this same complaints from them on endless occasions, which led to me destroying my formal airtel line. Please, is there anybody else on NL who has had similar circumstance or experience with this people And please, how did you finally go about it, cus am about destroying this sim again, and this will be the last time I, or any of my lineage or even friend will ever use airtel again. |
| Romance › Re: Reason Why People Insinuate That Tiv People Offer Thier Wives To Visitors by aoyih(m): 1:00am On Mar 20, 2016 |
Basilsekav:Talking about Tiv men being over jealous over their wives, Bros am not too sure o....I don't know the truth about the long essay, but jealousy no dey for this case.... I have lived more Dan two decades in makurdi, and am sori to say, as much as Tiv's don't use their wives to entertain visitors, they are very care free about issues that have to do with Sex...to a tiv man/woman, Sex is nothing... 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When You Finally Answer The Call From Your Village People.. PIC by aoyih(m): 12:58pm On Mar 19, 2016 |
lomprico:There's everything wrong with the last pix...for ur info, even the man's family will not allow him custody of that child, assuming he lost his wife, which can be the only reason he would be with that child as shown in the pix... If u want, no go work make u take care of ur family, ur wife go turn u to nanny, if she na she d provide for the house... #EwuHouseBoy 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Free Dragnet Past Q & A And Gmat Here by aoyih(m): 10:32pm On Mar 17, 2016 |
Tuntheycr7:Pls, send it to Linkkole2015@gmail.com or aoyih@yahoo.com |
| Politics › Re: Senate's Rejection Of The Gender Equality Bill: Nigerians React On Twitter by aoyih(m): 10:38am On Mar 16, 2016 |
peacengine:How will you feel if you go out on a date, and the man ask you to pay part of the bill...I know for sure, u will bring the matter here on NL... U guys better face it, as it is...am not against women leadership in anyway, but u ought to know dat men and women are not of equal making...QED 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why SOME Women Love To Cheat by aoyih(m): 2:44pm On Mar 15, 2016 |
You are 80% correct... |
| Politics › Any Hope For The Common Man...? by aoyih(op): 9:55am On Mar 09, 2016 |
If the son of a minister whose father must have left a lump sum behind for them due to his demise can be given automatic employment and scholarship for other siblings just 2 days after his death I think it will be just to also compensate the families of the military and policemen who died in the line of duty trying to protect a country that failed them. The federal government should not be seen as the government for the rich alone. This madness and attitude towards the poor must stop. Even the poor cannot stand up for their right and they even try to pretend to be seen as rich. It is such a pity that such false consciousness exist among the down trodden in the country today and this has resulted into what is happening in the country today, where the rich has no regard for the poor. Where governments make decisions only for their interest. The status quo may last a lifetime if nothing is done about it. |
| Education › What Currency Collapse Means: Mirror Of The Naira by aoyih(op): 2:12am On Feb 26, 2016 |
Many a people have been asking me why the dollar suddenly has risen so high against the Naira and the factors responsible for it..in trying to explain to them in theoretical economic jargons, I got them more confused. Thus, I had to simplify my explanation in this post to aid any one of you that had asked me a question relating to the fall in Naira to dollar. This year, Nigeria has witnessed the worst level of currency collapse than the previous. We have all seen a sharp fall in the value of our currency, and it's effect in the economy. Many would wonder what causes this, and may have no inkling about the causative factors...thus, I have taken my time to highlight some of the factors that causes a currency collapse. Causes of Currency Collapse 1. Inflation: ( a general increase in prices and fall in the purchasing value of money) Inflation reduces the value of money. If there is rampant inflation, then a currency will depreciate in value. What causes inflation? -Printing Money: Note, printing money doesn't always cause inflation. It will occur when the money supply is increased faster than the growth of real output. Note: the link between printing money and causing inflation is not straight forward. The money supply doesn't just depend on the amount the government prints. The US has been increasing their monetary base substantially, but, as of yet, it hasn't led to inflation because of other factors influencing/balancing the line to counter inflation. -Large National Debt. To finance large national debts, governments often print money and this can cause inflation. But, national debt doesn't have to cause inflation in all cases. 2. Current Account Deficit: A current account deficit means that a country imports more goods and services than it exports. To finance this deficit, they will require a surplus on the financial/Capital account. However, the problem comes when you can no longer finance this deficit - when you can no longer attract capital flows, foreign investors would start withdrawing their investment and money the economy of such a country, like what is happening now in our country. The capital flows would start drying up, which then will cause a depreciation in the exchange rate. Basically there is more money leaving Nigeria than there's coming in. This is reflected by the fall in the exchange rate. 3. Collapse of Confidence If there is a collapse of confidence in an economy or financial sector, this will lead to an outflow of currency as people don't want to risk losing their currency. Therefore, this causes an outflow of capital and a depreciation in the exchange rate. Collapse in confidence can be due to "political'' or economic factors. 4. Lower Growth and lower interest rates. Lower rates make it less attractive to save in a country and therefore, there will be a modest depreciation. Lower rates don't usually cause a collapse in a currency, but, they will make the currency less attractive. 5. Price of Commodities If an economy depends on exports of raw materials, a fall in the price of this raw material can cause a a fall in export revenue and a depreciation in the exchange rate. E.g. Is seen in the fall of the price of crude oil in the world, which in turn is affecting our dear country Nigeria.
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| Romance › Re: The Truth About Valentine’s Day: A Dark, Brutal History by aoyih(op): 9:46am On Feb 06, 2016 |
| Romance › Re: The Truth About Valentine’s Day: A Dark, Brutal History by aoyih(op): 9:36am On Feb 06, 2016 |
| Romance › The Truth About Valentine’s Day: A Dark, Brutal History by aoyih(op): 9:20am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Valentine’s Day as we know it now is very bittersweet: Sweet if you’ve got a generous crush/love and/or lots of friends to shower you with gifts, cards, emails, tweets, flowers, and candy, until you’re swimming in red and pink colored flattery. It’s also sweet if you’re a pop star who spends Valentine’s Day with a dying fan. But it’s also very bitter, for those who think it’s just another cynical holiday meant to sell candy and cards, and of course, if you’re not linked up to anyone romantically during this time, it just seems like everyone who is is just rubbing it in your face. That girl at work that keeps getting flowers delivered. That kid at school with all the candy grams. Your best friend/sister/mortal enemy and her reservations at the poshest spot in town with her fiance (who’s in finance, looks like George Clooney, and loves puppies.) Really, it’s kind of sadistic when you think about it. So, how did this wretched/wonderful holiday come about? It turns out the history of Valentine’s day is even more brutal than finding an empty Valentine’s cubby in elementary school. It’s also kind of all over the place, and there are all kinds of weirdness going on here, but the beginnings started with The Romans (those crazy Romans!) From Feb. 13 to 15 the ancient Romans celebrated the feast of Lupercalia, to ward off evil spirits and enhance the health of the community. The name came from Greek λύκος — lukos, and Latin lupus, meaning wolf. In Roman mythology, Lupercus is the god of shepherds. His festival took place on February 15, and celebrated the founding of his temple. It was also partly known as “Wolf Festival” because it honored Lupa, a legendary she-wolf who suckled infant orphans. The (drunken) festival began with the sacrifice of two male goats and a dog. A feast followed, and they made thongs out of the skins of the sacrificial animals, called Februa, which gives February it's infuriatingly spelled name! Lupercalia also had strange and brutal mating practices. Young women would line up for men to beat them, and then the men would draw the names of girls from a jar. The name they picked would be their sexual partner for the rest of the festival (and longer, if it was actually a good match). The Roman populace still continued to celebrate Lupercalia even after pagan rituals were outlawed in 5th century A.D. Rome. That century Pope Gelasius I established Valentine’s Day at the same time of Lupercalia to honor two martyred Christian priests named Valentine (they actually may have been the same guy, more on that later.) Around that time the Normans (Norse) also had a day, called Galatin’s Day (that’s right, Leslie Knope didn’t make this one up,) which celebrated the love of women. To further confuse things, the “G” in Norse is pronounced “V” in English. It seems like Lupercalia, St. Valentine’s Day, and Galatin’s Day all kind of got meshed together. The two St. Valentines: 1. Valentine of Rome – During the third century Roman emperor Claudius Gothicus – known as Claudius the Cruel, had abolished marriage because he felt marriage and family life was preventing people from joining the military. Priest Valentine of Rome was discovered illegally marrying people. Before he was clubbed, stoned and decapitated on February 14, 269 A.D. legend says he fell in love with his jailer’s daughter, Julia, and left her a parting note signed “From your Valentine.” In some stories, Julia was blind, and he cured her sight. His skull, adorned with flowers, (pictured above) is currently displayed at the Santa Maria in Cosmedin in Rome Italy. 2. Saint Valentine of Terni: He was also executed on February 14, but on a different year, though some scholars believe Valentine of Terni is the same man as Valentine of Rome. Terni’s story is that he championed the validity of Jesus, and is said to have restored the sight of a blind girl (St. Valentine of Rome is also rumored to have restored the sight of the girl he loved.) At that time, it was illegal in Rome to practice Christianity (Emperor Claudius again), and he was eventually arrested. Claudius initially took a liking to him, but had Valentine put to death when he tried to convert Claudius to Christianity. See, Valentine’s Day isn’t all teddy bears, cliche sentiment, and candy hearts, it has its origins in bloodshed, martyrdom, religious persecution, drunken, debauchery and strange and sexiest mating rituals. |
| Romance › Re: Ignorance: A Helpful Tool In Your Relationship by aoyih(op): 8:45am On Feb 06, 2016 |
HateU2:My sister, in my opinion, it is not a must you put up his picture on your wall or your dp on valentine's day...love is a feeling that should be expressed, and also felt....it is more than the public show of pictures. I know couples that have never changed their dp pictures from their wife's and husband's own, but a chronic cheats... If he believes the best way for you to express your love for him on that day is to use his picture as your dp, please make him happy if you love him happy, the real problem is him meeting up your own desire for him to express/show his love for you..!!! |
| Romance › Re: Ignorance: A Helpful Tool In Your Relationship by aoyih(op): 8:37am On Feb 06, 2016 |
sickstars:I honestly understand your point, but there far better ways to tackle such issues than snooping. The key word is communication, between you and your spouse and communication between you and God. The question is this, what will you do when you find out whatever you wish to find out Dissolve an already existing marriage, or put an end to a prospect full courtship Don't get it twisted, I didn't say you shouldn't express your emotions, rather be mindful not to force a round peg into a square hole... |
| Romance › Re: Ignorance: A Helpful Tool In Your Relationship by aoyih(op): 2:30am On Feb 06, 2016 |
100Cents:My brother, as immature as it seems, these little things have ended so many relationships that had prospects, and destroyed so many a marriage. Actually, relationship isn't a competition, but no one likes it sour... I have seen, heard and even counselled couples on this issues at seminars and youth programmes. |
| Romance › Ignorance: A Helpful Tool In Your Relationship by aoyih(op): 1:33am On Feb 06, 2016*. Modified: 2:33am On Feb 06, 2016 |
Yes, valentine is here again and most relationships are going to be made stronger and some, weaker because of the quest to know why "he/she'', did this or that. Dear friends, I have read many articles advising wives/husbands, and those in other love relationships allowing their selves access into their phones...and have also read in other counter articles disagreeing on the same topic. As a relationship expert, I would agree to both schools of thought, but stand at another side...yes, you might wonder what side I mean, but it is the side of been ignorant. By ignorance, I mean you should careless about the activities of your partner on his mobile phones or his personal diary, once he decides to make it private and personal. There's a funny saying in my locality that translates as, "what you know nothing about, wouldn't kill you''. Funny, but it has always worked for those who believe in it... Right from the time of Adam, it has been so...it was because God didn't want to judge them on ignorance, that was why he told them about the fruit before hand. Back to the story...once the devil sees your relationship as a smooth sailing boat, and an envy by others around you, he sends that SNOOPING and JEALOUSY into your relationship. Trust me, jealousy is in built, but that particular type that crops up at the zenith of your happy relationship is a battle you should fight against. This is how it starts: -You want to know why a ladies name is saved as Ihotu, Precious, Treasure, Beauty etc or why a guys name is saved as Prince, King, Mcabel etc in his or her phone when you know all this names are what people bear in our generation as real names. -You want to know why a particular female or male is always calling, when you know phones are meant for be called by people who have our contacts. -You want to know why he/she doesn't use your picture on there social media. -You want to know he/she doesn't pick some calls in your presence. -You want to know the contents of the WhatsApp/Facebook/bbm message that just got to his or her phone that is making him laugh or sad. My dear, the answers to all this and more lies in your just asking. Don't become to inquisitive and become excessively jealous that you would want to find all out by yourself. Yes, if his/her love, care, attention, and most importantly, friendship changes for real, it is time you do your findings by checking in depth if it's your doing...if it is not, don't go snooping around his/her phones to find the cause, for you might end up bringing up what doesn't exist into existence, and remember, like a virus it is very easy to create than destroy. Once you spy into your spouse's phone, be rest assured that you will find out something to quarrel about. You sure would get a reason to place his/her change of character on, but funny as it maybe, it actually might not even relate to any of those things you lay your hands on.....TO BE CONTINUED 08035781642 0812 063 0783 aoyih@yahoo.com FEEL FEEL TO CALL /Email ON YOUR RELATIONSHIP ISSUES. REMEMBER, DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE THAT KNOWS ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO ADVICE YOU YOU MIGHT BE TALKING TO THE CAUSATIVE ORGANISM IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP. God bless your relationships/family. |
| Sports › Bet9ja Scam Alert. by aoyih(op): 4:49pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
I really do not k ow how to say this, but am I the only one experiencing this with bet9ja I own an account with them, and mostly credit the account with my ATM. I had a terrible network problem, and went to credit my account at the bank using a teller, but never got credited. I sent series of mails to their customer service and was promised that my issue was going to be resolved, but never got a mail back to that effect. I still went ahead to use my ATM after the first incidence, but still wasn't credited after my bank sent me a debit message. I have sent almost 10 mails and till this very moment, I have gotten a mail to even explain what the problem is all about. Initially, I was told in one of their mails to scan and send the teller of transaction, which I did... Later got another mail that there was no attachment...I did a re-attachment and still sent more mails after then. This is four (4) weeks now, and nothing has been done about it. Please, is there anybody experiencing this kind of situation or am just unfortunate.. Or is this another scam by bet9ja to refurbish there account.. |
| Health › Re: Is There Any Negative Health Effect Of Sucking & Licking Your Lady's Virgina by aoyih(m): 6:49pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Pussy sucking may be harmful for you in two regards. one that if its not in hygenic condition then it may harm you with infection. The second one is due to the fact that licking is super exciting for any female up there, thus you may find it difficult later in life to take your woman to orgasm using your joystick, as she will become so use to your tongue, which created a more electrical pleasure for her... |
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