Na high bp dey call you so, you take everything so serious even when people are catching cruise. There is a level of zombiism abeg, not everything you take serious cos of one useless being. The country is hard already people have to find a way to make fun of the situation to live long. Loosens up a bit bro

beardedboy:

Ọmọ, there's levels to wailing óò.

Drop your phone number and your location

SpringofLife:
I don't know if this is the right place to post this but permit me to go ahead regardless.

How I end up washing people's poo as a graduate with 2:1.

Growing up, I used to admire graduates a lot especially the way they do things, conduct themselves and the rest. You see them living in a good house and in the morning, they dress up properly, go to work and return in the evening. Non-graduates of course used to jealous graduates a lot as it were. Fast forward to today, the table has sharply turned 360°. Now, graduates have not only been ridicule but reduced almost to nothing. Non-graduates who learnt one skill or the other are the ones kicking money bags to the bank.

Well, I finished university 3 years ago and couldn't find a job despite aggressive job hunting due to obvious reasons. Being the first in the family, the pressure was/is already much on me. The aged parents have tried within their powers thinking the best they could do for me was training me to acquire a university degree but in today's Nigeria, it's glaringly not enough.

Let me not bother you all with long story but I don't see myself continuing with this kind of life any longer because it's not what I envisaged.

According to the heading, I graduated with second class upper division which of course is a good grade considered very employable according to society standard and labour market. Despite this, I searched for job in every nook and cranny I could but to no avail. Everyday I have to eat food, rent expiring, bills piling up, parents looking up to me and younger ones who are already in school every now and then would call and ask for assistance and which I didn't have. Out of no option, I accepted an offer to work as a laundry man in a hotel for 15k/month. That's how I thought I have at least got something doing. Frankly speaking, I didn't have an in depth knowledge of the job description.

Obviously, this would be a long story but let try and shorten it. Do you know that I have drained so much from my body in the course of this work physically and health wise? Practically, I wash between15-25 bedsheets/duvets everyday as the hotel does not have washing machine....parked since it got spoilt. Consequently, my pams have developed thick skin which is now very tough, rough and scratchy.

However, the above might not just be my only anger. More annoying is that, some guests are so inhumane. Is it because you paid money to lodge in the place that's why you believe you have to do wickedness? Why I'm writing this is because of the very one that happened few days ago. Actually that wasn't the first time. It's been happening over and over before. Could you believe a guest used the hotel bedsheets and defecated on it, folded it and kept it and checked out. As a laundry man, of course it landed on me and I was the one who washed the poo off. Oh God! Like I said, that wasn't the first time although other ones only used the bedsheets to clean their buttocks (for whatever reasons because I believe tissue paper is always there) after defecating but this particular guest 'pooed' fully inside the bedsheets, folded it and dropped it for whoever to come carry it and wash. I'm not writing fiction here please. This is 100% real of what I'm going through in the supposed 15k/month job. How wicked? When toilet was there?

Moving forward, equally, I can't count the number of times I have washed menstrual blood from bedsheets. These men bring even women who are on menses to sleep with them and end up pouring menstrual blood all over the bedsheets and I would be the one to wash it. God why?

Most annoying of all is, the management pays salary on the 26th of the following month. How inhumane some people can be? In other words, I have to work 2 months to get 1 month salary or simply put, 15/2=7500. In reality, that is the salary I'm receiving as a graduate. When I picked up the job, my plan was to raise up to 50k within the shortest possible time and move to something else, but unfortunately, I don't even know what I'm doing now. I have been in the job for 6 months now with nothing to show for it. This is why I said I can't continue with the present condition. The situation is beyond the one people say 'hold unto it. At all at all, na him bad pass". This one is worst than "at all at all".

Before I end it, just a few questions. Dear Nigerians with good job, abeg where una dey see diz good job after graduation? Abeg where una dey see money do business after school? Where una dey see money chop food and live life? Me still dey very hungry as I'm typing this. Abeg na beg I beg una, make una put me on abeg. Make una be my God father/mother. I don taya for this life. I be una brother o. Help me and help the society by extension. Thank you.

Don't do it

Dikaveli:
Please there's this married woman madly in love with me recently, at a time we are just friends but she keep on telling me how her husband ve been outside the country for years now, and she is affecting her growth, she ve not had sex since the man left, now every night she wants us to do sex chat which she should be her nude but she insisted she won't let any man Bleep her,

Now she said i can suck her breast, pussy kiss romance her but i asked her can she resist Bleep when a man succeeded in sucking ur pussy she said yes,

Guys she is doing well in her business, I love her as a friend but she really need me around her. Now my question she is a married woman so guys if i suck her kiss her without fucking her have i committed adultery?

And can i go on with her since we won't have sex?

I need advice

That's not a Nigerian Bank

malel1:
Looking for for fund in Nigerian banks to fund railway project to NIGER. Nawah ooo

Bfree Africa, Loan recovery compaby for fairmoney and branch,they use to be in Oregun now in Ilupeju, they employ and sack you same month, one useless guy dey call Chuks and one Afi whether na Germany he come from or where dey call that one Julian, they use people like rag. They will even make you resign your job to join them but you won't last one month, they recruit almost everyday, people should beware of where they go to seek for job. Some or destiny killers and time wasters

Your shame dey shame me

Officialgarri:
He can go ahead and grant their invitation, but any attempt to reverse the ban will be met with strong opposition.

This country will not be burnt down under our own very eyes by the tools of these Westerners.

0805 970 2662 Lagos

Villagemeat:
This job is very urgent. Only 6 people needed.

Is a weekly pay job. Training is tomorrow Monday 9th November 2020

If interested, comment with your phone number and address. And I will call you immediately.... Location, Lagos and Calabar only

Inferiority complex, why not be a man of your own brand and stand your ground.

Righteousnesss8:
I love this not like righteousness89 doing the talks about end time without practicing humanity hypocrite

From experience, if that's the only bad character she has,go ahead with the marriage. As far as she knows your financial background. When things set ,you won't even ask her she will be forced to spend. Sometimes she will have to do that to save herself from ridicule. When she starts bearing children she will change. Is not a big deal

user283:
There's this lady I've been dating for two years now. We happen to be members of the same church and I ought to have taken the relationship to the next level by getting my parents to her place for our introduction last month but I had a rethink and postponed our introduction due to an issue that might cause problem in the future

I noticed my girlfriend is the stingy type. When I mean stingy, it's on the high side. Assuming she's just averagely stingy I wouldn't really be bothered but this is gross.

I work as a bank teller (contract staff) and my salary isn't really much while she works in Shoprite. Even from the little I earn, I'm always sensitive to her needs and I tip her whether she's stranded or not since I love her but how can I explain being with a lady for two solid years and I've never for once received any gift no matter how little it is? Not even something as little as toothbrush or hair cream

Initially, I didn't see this as a big deal probably because I grew up with the mentality that it's a taboo for a man to expect gifts or little support from his girlfriend when he's in dire need
but I've now grown to realize that "give and take" is one of the key elements of a good relationship

Even if I get stranded or go into debt, my girlfriend acts nonchalant and she'll be the
last person that will ever render a little financial assistance to help my situation. You might say I should sit her down and discuss about it. Yes I've already done that and I made her understand that I actually postponed our introduction for no other reason but because I'm still indecisive if I want to spend the rest of my life with a selfish woman but her response shows she takes pride in being stingy

I even used logic to whine her younger brother recently just to be sure if she's stingy to me alone but the boy confirmed it that her sister is very stingy. I decided to carry out my findings on her brother because I believe he should know her better.

You might want to talk about sex but my belief is that sex is just a mutual pleasure and does not define what a woman gives to you in a relationship especially a relationship that will lead to the altar

What's getting me worried is that we've come a long way but I don't want to end up with a selfish woman because it's written all over her that she cares so much only about her own well being

Please advice your fellow brother. Do I have a reason to be worried? I've been jumping a lagoon for a woman who can't jump a gutter for me especially when it comes to giving. Should I tolerate this level of stinginess from a woman simply because I'm a man?

P.S: I'm still with her because she has other good traits

Please pardon my typos. I wrote this in a hurry

Is Nigeria not a Muslim Country,why are they not in the list? Nonsense ingredients

solmusdesigns:
yet Igbos abuse islam

Why do you keep posting this? I have applied for more than ten people in the same location you mentioned, you never invited one person, is it that non of them is qualified for the job and you have been posting this for over two months.

PENSIONS28:
Oak Pensions - We are a licensed Pension Fund Administrator with over 7 years of professional experience in Pension Funds Administration. We are incorporated to manage and administer retirement savings contributions of employees in Nigeria as a result of the Pension Reform Act of 2004. Pensions Alliance Limited is a joint venture between First Securities Discount House Limited (FSDH) (now known as FSDH Merchant Bank) and African Alliance Insurance Company Limited.
We are recruiting to fill the position below:
Job Title: Customer Service Representative
Locations: Asaba-Delta, Enugu Onitsha-Anambra and Edo
Job Objective
To ensure that the goals and objectives of OAK as regards customer service is carried out and maintained through hardwork and dedication to delighting both internal and external customers.
Requirements
Bachelor's Degree in any discipline
A Masters degree will be an added advantage
Must be able to converse fluently in the local dialect of the location
Ability to comprehend, capture as well as interpret basic customer information.
A sound knowledge of telephone etiquette
Strong knowledge of the company’s products
Basic computer knowledge/technological skills.
Person Specification:
Good communication & interpersonal skills
Proactive and responsive in a fast-moving & dynamic environment
Flexible, firm, fair and ability to manage pressure (both Internal & External)
Integrity
Attention to detail and Confident
Application Closing Date
30th Nov, 2019.
How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: hroakpensions@gmail.com and state the Job Role/Location as the Subject. E.g Customer ServiceRep/Asaba

Check your mail

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I am at a crossroad. That's where I am. And I think my contact is on my siggy.....

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Where are you,and can you drop your contact?

LOWLIFER:

I think I am jinxed. Homeless, lonely, poor, low self esteem and living with a severe ulcer that affects my back and make me jobless coz employers can't keep a sickly person.

Now I am in the worst place of my life and it's overwhelming. I have no strength to carry on anymore.

Is it workforce job you are crying for? Bros don't trouble your self,keep searching, the work itself na nonsense work. You can finish that interview successfully and do documentations and you will not hear from them again. They doesn't worth the pain ,keep on applying to other places the Lord will see you through. No serious recruiter can disqualify you for such a flimsy reason, a lot of people have a different date from the one in their waec and they back it up with affidavit.

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Bigbright7:
Greetings to you my fellow nairalanders,

My heart is filled with tears as I type this because today, the devil used Mr Joel in the recruit department of workforce group to be the stumbling blocks to my breakthrough.

I went for an interview with workforce group gbagada, and during my credentials check, Mr Joel accused me of tampering with my D.O.B on my Waec certificate just because it was laminated and the ink looks faint. Mind you the D.O.B on my O'Level corresponded with my ID card and my birth certificate.

I tried to prove my innocence, but rather he chased me away from his desk, and that was how I lost the job as I wasn't interviewed. I almost cried right in front of everyone there, because I have been searching for a job for months now and this happened.

I don't know who needs to hear this but please, do not laminate your credentials, so that you can be able to defend the authenticity of it when your recruiters touch them.

A young man in the name of Ayo who also works in that department saw how downcast I was and walk up to me and encouraged me not to be troubled, that something big will come my way. Thank you Ayo for your word of encouragement. God bless you, I believe something big will come, and when it does I'll share the news.

Thank you too Mr Joel, you were only doing your job. Cheers �

Please move to front page.

Bros you really needs to work on your grammar even the easiest thing you are to write in pidgin you are still using "they"which is a collective pronoun in place of "dey" you needed to write. Or is that the love for Buhari is also affecting your output? As he is a born failure like you.

quote author=Hameex post=84007828]Haha sit down there they deceive yourself donkey [/quote]

You include your email address,if a person sends his cv for a post and you deem him fit for that position, you invite him to come for an interview . You don't expect one to pay tf from near and afar to come and submit CV or come there to be told that he is not qualified.

Mbee247:
This are currently the list of urgent vacancies;

1.)Graphic designers
2.)Marketing executive(female)
3.)An office driver
4.)Office assistant(must be just around 20 years old)
5.)Office receptionist(female)
6.)IT personnel
7.)Front office assistant(Female)
8.)A coporate office driver(must be residing along ikeja,ogba,agege, axis)
9.)Hotel receptionist/supervisor(female)
10.)Office assistant(the person must be residing along berger axis or ikeja)
11.)Sales representative(female),[must be residing along ebgbeda environs)
12. Laundry Shop attendant(applicant must be residing around Ogba,Aguda).

You need info,contact the office line:+2347087480430 or come down sraight to 96 Obafemi Awolowo way,Rasul house,ikeja,Lagos as to get info about this job opportunity.

Nb:We are a recruiting company and not an agent(Ralinynce resource and service Ltd).

Nothing to loose ,looks authentic

oyeezah:
Please help me check this guys

Of course, you are working already. Package your CV very well to show you are in active service. You can use a different name that sounds enticing to your present job function. You can call it Business Development manager of so so company and list the job functions.

jamiudinho:
I graduated with a 2.1 business administration from the University as at 2017 did my youth service completed it . For now am hustling with a business man that buys spare part like catalyst usually find inside exhaust he pays me 3k everyday Monday to Friday but d company is a registered ones but not known.
My worries is am already 31 years old can I still apply for good companies whether private or govt own and is my chances of getting good job at this age possible?
The second question is where am working my position is just like marketing becos I go outside and look for customers who will see d catalyst for us cos many buyers are out there.now since my oga business is registered under CAC can I also include it as a working experience in my c.v?
Pls guys ur reply will go a long way

Don't waste your transport fare

teadrake:
"Based on your CV you are invited for an interview with the CEO @ DG Group on Mon 14/10/2019 by 9am,161 ikorodu Rd opp Ecobank Onipan b/stop".
Is it legit or scam?? I'm currently in Ilorin and I don't want to waste my Tfare.
Thanks

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Just take it easy, also remember you are better off than lot of your peers.

mosegifted:
Very correct, I have been battling with depression for the past one year and four months now. Because of lack of fulfillment

And who invited you to a Nigerian forum?

chrisagyei:
so we shouldn't enforce our laws because some Ghanaian product is being sold in Nigeria by Nigerians.We don't support the attack of Nigerians buh our laws in Ghana clearly states that no foreigner should engage in retail business because it's reserved for only citizens except you the foreigner has a minimum capital of 200,000 US Dollars.

Ondo: Confusion As Redeemed Member Heals Leper, Deaf In Market Place*

The city of Akure, the Ondo State capital last Friday erupted in wild excitement and jubilation when a 26-year-old woman, Bose Isaac who in the course of evangelism, preaching, prayed for a crippled man with leprosy and two deaf men who instantly received healings.

The rare occurrence which took place within the Erekesan Market popularly known as Oja-Oba, around First Bank junction attracted a huge crowd.

The crippled man who got healed was a popular beggar at the First Bank junction in the market while one of the deaf men known as Chidi was also said to be selling recharge cards at the same junction.

Traders and passers-by according to eye witnesses were said to have abandoned their wares and milled around the lady, requesting to be prayed for.

It was gathered that when the crowd became uncontrollable, the woman was whisked to Chief Elemo’s palace, a stone throw from the scene of the event.

Sources said the crowd continued to increase, as they protested why the miracle worker woman was taken inside the palace instead of allowing her to pray for many who gathered outside waiting to receive similar miracles.

At a point, when the crowd was becoming uncontrollable and almost degenerating into a stampede, people at the palace invited the police to rescue them from the impending violence that may break out .

Police at the ‘A’ Division, responded swiftly but faced a tough time before they could rescue the lady from the crowd and she was taken to the divisional headquarters at Alagbaka.

The crowd followed the police van swiftly and as they surged forward, the police had to resort to firing teargas before they could disperse the miracle seeking crowd.

The event which lasted for several hours almost paralysed commercial activities and vehicular movements along the Oba-Adesida ‘A’ Division road.

When our correspondent visited the ‘A’ Division, the police said that Bose had been taken to the police headquarters at Igbatoro road.

Eventually, the owner of a fashion designing shop at No 18, Adedeji shopping complex within the Oja-Oba where Bose is working as an apprentice, Mrs. Juliana Okoro from Enugu State was contacted. She told our correspondent that the lady sometimes ago approached her requesting to learn fashion designing.

Mrs. Okoro said: “I asked her to bring her relatives to sign on for her if she is really interested. In February this year, her brother later brought her to my shop.

Since that February, she has not been able to pay the N3,000 I demanded from her as the sign on fee for an apprenticeship. But I was not even eager that she pays the money, she added.

Bose’s brother, who brought her to the shop, a 39-year-old, Mr. Jacob Adolewa whom she is also staying with since she came to Akure, speaking with our correspondent, described Bose as a devout Christian, who always read her Bible. “She has always been encouraging me that there is nothing God cannot do.

In a chat with the 50-year-old crippled who got healed, Mr. Jehrome Ademeso, a father of five residing at the Leprosarium along Oba-Ile road in Akure said he had been living with his condition for the past 42 years.

While speaking, he brought out the clutches he was using, and declared “Now I can walk, my daughter has taken them from me.

He said he was also suffering from leprosy and deafness which is why he is residing at Ago-Ireti.

He said; “I was never born a leper, this condition had destroyed my life for 42 years, but I am very happy now that I am healed. I thank God for this and I need to thank that woman that prayed for me.

I was crippled, deaf with leprosy and the lady prayed and touched me, now I can walk and hear all what the people are saying, he declared.

Miss Bose Issac, a native of Isua Akoko who lived in Lokoja with an uncle came to Akure in February this year to live with her cousin as her aged parents were in Akoko who cannot afford her upkeeps.

She is a graduate of Government Technical School Lokoja and a devote member of The Redeemed Christian Church of God, Akure. She was described as a very quiet young lady. In an interview with The Hope, she said: “My pastor has already told me that God will use me for my family.

She narrated to our correspondent how she came in contact with the Holy Spirit saying.

”I was in the shop one day, while working, I saw someone passed and came back to me, he directed me to read some scriptures from the Bible in book of psalms 19, Isaiah 47, in water for 10 days that I will discover the will of God for my life.

I started last week and the 10 days have not been completed. I never knew I would feel such because I was trying to locate where my brother was. I saw the leper on my way as he blocked my path. The rest that happened, I cannot explain.

I attend Redeemed Christian Church of God. My pastor had told me that God will use me greatly for his great works. But I was always laughing I did not understand, he was always giving me prayer points and he also pray along with me.

You aren't taking your calls, so we ve forwarded some resume to the company's mail box
Uquote author=blessedjohny4u post=72205557]A fast growing paper cup and take away manufacturing company is in need of factory workers to expand its workforce.
Interested candidates should have a minimum of SSCE qualifications in addition to being highly motivated individuals whom are ready to work.
Proximity within surulere and its environs would be an added advantage.

Interested candidates should call Mr Emeka On 08038155060.
For more about PCF visit www.pcfng.com[/quote]

How can you say that a test in jkk house is fraud? May be you don't Know where they are talking about.

Savyy:
it's fraud

Still need one more person, I will appreciate if I get people from the stated locations or not too far.

aparata:
If you stay around ketu,Gbagada,Ojota,Ogba and Ikeja and you have a minimum of OND, we have a job for you. Send your resume to is very urgent as the positions are to be filled within few days.

We still need two more people.

aparata:
If you stay around ketu,Gbagada,Ojota,Ogba and Ikeja and you have a minimum of OND, we have a job for you. Send your resume to is very urgent as the positions are to be filled within few days.

If you stay around ketu,Gbagada,Ojota,Ogba and Ikeja and you have a minimum of OND, we have a job for you. Send your resume to .. is very urgent as the positions are to be filled within few days.

No one has credit for that kind call,put ur email u will see cvs

Uche009:
Still searching...

If you have any one in that halogen, ask them why they keep calling people for interview when they are are not ready to employ. The last group that went there have even finished documentation and even given them guarantors for over two months, they have not call them and u are advertising for another driver vacancies.

gasufri:
Halogen Security Company – An indigenous human resource based company with a focus on providing professionally trained and vetted drivers to individuals and companies.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Executive Driver
Locations: Lagos (Lekki Phase 1, Lekki Third round about, AJAH axis)
Requirements
• Must be able to read and write
• Must be matured and pays attention to details
• Must be within the ages of 25-45yrs
• Might be required to work on Saturday
• Must reside within Lekki Phase 1, Lekki Third round about, AJAH axis
• Must be ready for immediate engagement

Job Title: Truck Driver
Location: Lagos
Responsibilities
• Drive long distances to deliver goods to customers.
• Follow traffic laws.
• Inspect trucks and record issues.
• Report mechanical problems to maintenance personnel.
• Plan routes using GPS system.
• Keep commercial driver license up to date.

Job Title: Dispatch Rider
Location: Lagos
Job Brief
• We are looking for licensed dispatch riders who will be responsible for the swift response of any claim and properly investigate such claims.
• You must have the ability to write a report of any incident assigned to you as well as work closely with the team of dispatchers in order to plan routes.

For application details, visit…>>>http://www.infomaza.com/vacancies-halogen-security-company-limited

Pls call 08083442615 she also stays in ikorodu and and she needs such job.

generalpios:
Female house help needed in Ikorodu, Lagos.
Salary is good with free accommodation and feeding.
Kindly drop your WhatsApp contact if you are interested or if you know someone that is interested.
The house is a 2 bedroom flat and just the owner lives in it. The owner is a bachelor. So no much work or babysitting involved