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PoliticsRe: Two Protesting Pensioners Slumped In Makurdi Today (photos) by apatuku: 10:16pm On Aug 03, 2016
Na buhari cause am grin

Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Make Heaven If He Doesn't Go To Church? by apatuku: 7:57pm On Jul 31, 2016
englishmart:
na wao. That means I don't even nned to go to church any more
you need church for spiritual growth
PoliticsRe: Jibrin On Channels TV. Talks About Budget Padding (Pics) by apatuku: 5:18pm On Jul 31, 2016
bdemix:
grin shocked
they really look alike grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks Health Agencies Dgs by apatuku: 8:08am On Jul 29, 2016
Common umbrella a Commissioner in Kogi State can't carry so tell me how will they carry our problems?

PoliticsRe: Young Democratic Party's INEC Certificate And Vehicle by apatuku: 7:24pm On Jul 28, 2016
PRESTIGERYHME:
angry IT WILL STILL GET CORRUPT AT D END OF D DAY





BETTER TIN NO DEY TEY4NAIJA.
see corrupt mind
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Welcomes New Baby "Latest Melaye" (photos) by apatuku: 2:07pm On Jul 28, 2016
grin

HealthThis Is A Real Life Report by apatuku(op): 7:52pm On Jul 27, 2016
As received:
Pls Don't leave your cloths Spread outside in the night till morning. A friend share with me what happen to a set of people in lagos that left their cloths outside and in the night a vehicle was driven in and some guys came out of the vehicle and opened the boot and brought out a casket and removed all the cloths spread outside and put them inside the casket after some minutes they opened the casket and brought out the cloths and spread them back and left. But unfortunately to them a woman at upstair was watching all what they were doing. When the day break the woman raised alArm to everyone living in the house and told them what happened in the night and they decided to burn all the cloths, as they gathered the cloths to pour kerosene and set fire on it, suddenly all the cloths disappeared. That was how they would've disappeared if they wore the cloths. May God save us from evil of this end time. Have a wonderful day.
FamilyIf You Think You Have A Family Problem Read This by apatuku(op): 7:33pm On Jul 27, 2016
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining about family
problems. Finally the other man said, "you think you
have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown
up daughter and we got married. Later my father
married my stepdaughter. That made my
stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became
my stepson.
Also my wife became mother in law of her father in
law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a
son. This boy was my half brother because he was
my father's son but he was also the son of my
wife's daughter, which made him my wife's
grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half
brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now
the half sister of my son, my stepmother is also the
grandmother. This makes my father the brother in
law of my child, whose step sister is my fathers
wife. Thus I am my stepmother's brother in law, my
wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's
nephew and I'm my own grandfather.
And you think you have family problems?
If you're not confused like myself, try reading this
all over again.
PoliticsRe: Buhari And The "Hailing Hailers" - Majeed Dahiru by apatuku: 3:13pm On Jul 07, 2016
JayJohnson:
Wailers will always, wail no matter what you do for them!
Even when it was obvious that GEJ mismanaged the economy, wailers are always looking for avenues to justify their principal's failure
Wailers mismanaged our economy for 16 years but expected PMB to recover the economy in 1 month? huh huh
don't worry another 16 years is going down the drain.
PoliticsRe: How Soldiers Worship In The North by apatuku: 9:00pm On Jul 04, 2016
Ok
PoliticsRe: Throw Back Picture Of Lai Mohammed As A Toddler? by apatuku: 8:50pm On Jul 04, 2016
Ok
PoliticsRe: Fayose Went To Market After Protest Against Him In Ekiti. Photos by apatuku: 8:46pm On Jun 24, 2016
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Movic1:
huh All these people hailing/praising him re just doing oju aye cheesy cheesy . Agbako Governor
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Arase Says His Official Good-bye To Osinbajo by apatuku: 2:36pm On Jun 21, 2016
Ok
CrimeRe: Man Slaps Wife To Death In Owerri, Imo (picture) by apatuku: 12:45pm On Jun 19, 2016
kunlesufyan:
"I slapped her ,she slapped me back and I slapped her again and she fainted" iranu,he probably didn't want to give her the 100box cos the boy wasn't his son..but the woman no try...I think if you are a woman that has a child from an early marriage, try your best to carry the most responsibility of that child .while your husband does the most for the children u gave him..its just common sense,not every man will have the grace to overlook the fact that its another mans child...rip to the dead sha
you don't have sense
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Rescues Deportees From Libya, Splashes N6m by apatuku: 6:24pm On Jun 17, 2016
OK
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Recounts Fela And Abiola's Encounter by apatuku: 7:55pm On Jun 14, 2016
cassidy1996:
F. U . C . K Abiola F. uC .k june 12
you must be 14 yrs old undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Bleeds As Pipeline Bombings, Vandalism Wreaks Economy by apatuku: 8:21am On Jun 04, 2016
"Ilu yi ti sumi.....i need American visa
PoliticsRe: FG To Provide 1bn Eggs For School Feeding Programme by apatuku: 6:18pm On May 20, 2016
mrvitalis:
Mr president I supported u and still supports u but this program I condemn in every sense of it... with the way our economy is now we need things that will generate revenue for the government

This money can build 360 vocational training centres across each Fedral constituency were people will acquire a skill for two years, quality skills I mean like professional shoe making, road construction, structural welding, diving, restaurants management, auto mechanic, etc and this people should be given loan to start there own business after they have been thought entrepreneurship for the two years also

Or
.give 3 million Naira loan to graduates with good business plan and give the 3 years bonus period after which they start paying back the loan of a single digit interest with there certificate as collateral

Mr president any of the above will be a better use of this money
Human being are just insatiable huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Recruitment At Lagos State Polytechnic 2016 by apatuku: 7:56pm On Apr 19, 2016
Imagine, poly still discriminating against itself.... polytechnic students Don suffer
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Performs At McAbbey Show (pics) by apatuku: 2:09pm On Apr 13, 2016
hob:
Denrele is a clown aswear
mad man you mean?
Christianity EtcRapture By Papa Adeboye - Religion D End Is Here Adeboye's Testimony by apatuku(op): 12:11pm On Apr 13, 2016
I saw it again. This time more scary. The end-time is more
than nigh. It will happen like a flash unexpected and time
shall be no more for repentance.In my dream, it was as if
God shut his ears.I saw multitude of people running into a
church. But inside that church, screaming and shouting
everywhere; people making utterances to heaven.Behold it
was as if a strange spirit entered into some people more
clearly, I remember seeing an old man who was beside me
whom the said spirit entered into and as he let out a cry, he
disappeared and few other people.At that point, I realised
that the rapture has taken place.I cried the
more.Immediately, the devil took over and started making
mockery of the left over Christians.He had a register of
everyone's name...At this point, I woke up.The end is more
than near.What breaks my heart the most is that many
people in the church will not make it if Jesus comes now?
Many are unaware that the end is near.Don't tell me that
it's advancement in technology or development.If any area
of your life is not in sync with God's word - Repent and be
converted.If you miss heaven you can never miss
hell...think about it.Hell is not a pretty place, the worst part
is that it is for eternity...Don't keep this message and don't
get annoyed when u receive this just do the whole world a
favour and keep broadcasting the Lord Jesus coming, u
might save a lost soul.Please rather than post and forward
senseless messages. Send to everyone you know. Do the
work of an evangelist.PLEASE SHARE THIS MESSAGE WITH
ALL YOUR CONTACTS.Have you ever wondered what would
have happened if we treat the Holy Bible the way we treat
our mobile phone?And we really can't live without it.Only
7% will re-send this message. Don't be among the 93% who
will not share the message. Satan said "I wonder how
humans claim to Love God and disobey Him, and claim that
they hate me yet they obey me'' do not send later send
now.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by apatuku: 7:53pm On Apr 05, 2016
slimfit2:
Really? Let's hope our hopes aren't dashed again!
already dashed!
PoliticsRe: If You Are Made The President For 48 Hours,how Will You Remedy The Situation? by apatuku: 5:24am On Apr 05, 2016
AbuMaryam1:
Destruction for 16yrs, you are expecting are night solution. You must be wailer
your are brainless!
PoliticsRe: Can This Ever Happen In Nigeria,London-based Nigerian Ask?(photo) by apatuku: 10:00am On Apr 03, 2016
shaiba:
Yes we can. I got same from PHCN that I over paid my electricity bills last year from the month of August and was not to pay any more bills till the end of the year. Also this year same thing happened from the month of February.

I thought it was a joke and visited their office and it was confirmed.

Nigeria will get beter. God Bless us all.
you are lier!
CultureRe: Chanel Chin, The Queen Of Iwo, Osun State by apatuku: 10:32pm On Mar 31, 2016
Khd95:
Does she ve dadahuhgrin
grin
CrimeRe: Army Recovers Arms In A Coffin At A Checkpoint (Photos) by apatuku: 6:53pm On Mar 29, 2016
jeffersonz:
u cal dis recovery ?
arrangeee recovery grin
PoliticsRe: Chief Offered Sons To Kill Hitler (Throwback) by apatuku: 7:07pm On Mar 28, 2016
Story undecided
PoliticsRe: N’assembly Committee Detects Fresh Errors In 2016 Budget After 3 Months Of Talks by apatuku: 6:04am On Mar 17, 2016
Nigeria is failed country.
BusinessRe: Dangote Opens Tomato Factory In Kano To Vie With Chinese Imports by apatuku: 7:33pm On Mar 16, 2016
austin2all:
Is seriously think it high time we had more than one dangote in Nigeria.
there are one thousand and one of people like dangote in Nigeria, just that he enjoy government favoritism than all other Enterprenur.
PoliticsRe: Troops Raid Boko Haram Hideouts In Borno (photos) by apatuku: 10:20pm On Mar 06, 2016
Destined2win:
Good one for our NA. But I hope this is not a recycled pix
same pix since the days of Jonathan. Liar at work.
PoliticsRe: Let's See How Many Northerners Are Active On Nairaland by apatuku: 7:06pm On Mar 06, 2016
My name soba, from pampequa.
PoliticsRe: Social Media Change Agents Hypocrisy (PIC) by apatuku: 6:48pm On Mar 06, 2016
...have lost hope in this country. Like leader like followers cry

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