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InvestmentRe: Meet The Young Entrepreneurs by apatuku: 12:10am On Sep 14, 2025
Add me as well. 08050228452
BusinessRe: How Do I Solve This Erroneous Transaction Error? by apatuku: 7:31pm On Jul 23, 2025
Firebox123:
go and get court affidavit

Restrict the person bank account
dey play nothing is working in Nigeria. I sometimes erroneously transferred 50k to an unknown person. I was advised to get court order and affidavit....I spent close to that 50k in processing court order that did not come out.... receiving different types of excuses....to cut the long story short I have to abandoned the to the bank.
InvestmentRe: 10M Severance Package: Looking For The Best Business Ideas by apatuku(op): 7:36am On Dec 16, 2024
Willie2015:
Place N9m in treasury bills. (@21% per annum)
U should have additional N1.8m per year...
N=1m is for the business u intend to start..
Dont invest in anything that involves production .....
Look into service based businesses ...online bizness... buying and selling...
Examples are ..POS business...Agency banking...Stock trading.. Buyin and Seilling of Agric produce etc
Start searching for the business idea...
1- Using the invisible hand --prayer.
2. Observing ur environs to see peoples demand
3. Looking for mentors along the line of business
4. Starting small .

U will succeed..
I really appreciate
InvestmentRe: 10M Severance Package: Looking For The Best Business Ideas by apatuku(op): 6:56pm On Dec 14, 2024
Dostum:
Find a busy location and open a charging center where you will use solar energy to charge phones/powerbanks, Phones -- 200, powerbanks -- 300, so even if you see only 50 phones and 50 powerbanks on a bad day -- that's almost 25k per day...it will cost you only around 3mili to set up...when the biz matures wella, then you can also open like 2 other centers or invest the remaining money into something else...l also have other good biz ideas but it all depends on your base...so kindly indicate if you're serious...let's talk
many thanks
Investment10M Severance Package: Looking For The Best Business Ideas by apatuku(op): 8:02pm On Dec 13, 2024
Good evening, everyone.

I just received a severance package of 10 million. I am currently confused and unsure of which business to start. Please, I sincerely need honest advice for God’s sake.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Price Now ₦1,025 In Lagos, ₦1,060 In Abuja by apatuku: 5:44am On Oct 30, 2024
3pointsagree:
Use CNG it's 200 and cheap

God bless Nigeria

God bless President Tinubu
you are still under your parents.
PoliticsRe: FG’s Reforms Not Working, Bauchi Government Counters World Bank by apatuku: 6:04am On Oct 18, 2024
Basic123:
This is not a reform of sharing foods and stomach infrastructure that is dealt immediately.
you are still under your parents for sure!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: A Greater Than Abacha Is Here - Deji Adeyanju by apatuku: 9:44pm On Sep 09, 2024
EvilMerodack:
cheesy
He is a Lawyer, right?

Not surprised to know that he doesnt understand basic Economics and why this reforms are neccessary

A thread for Minnows
It shows that your parents are still the one feeding you.
PoliticsRe: How President Tinubu Was Welcomed In China (Video) by apatuku: 9:24pm On Sep 05, 2024
officialwdhtv:
Nigeria shall be great again!!!

Pls subscribe to my channel after watching. Thanks!!!
no be by prayer
HealthRe: Malnutrition Hits Borno; Parents, Hospitals Cry Out by apatuku: 10:03pm On Aug 05, 2024
agulion:
We Yoruba Muslims are very comfortable with Tinubus gvt everything is ok in the country, na hunger go finish Aboki and ipob
you don't have sense.
PhonesRe: Itel Launches Itel A50 Smartphone For Budget-Conscious Youngsters by apatuku: 5:40am On Jun 20, 2024
Useless company
PoliticsDie If You Like, The Dollar Will Keep Rising Against The Naira ! by apatuku(op): 10:44am On Feb 13, 2024
Die if you like, the Dollar will keep rising against the Naira !

- By Oni Gbolabo

People in Government must read and heed this.

1. Appreciation and depreciation of Currency is not related to race or colour. It isn't who is the President either; be he Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba.

It is basically about the production of goods and services and the demand of your products in the World Market.

A confused Country that produces almost next to nothing will never meet up. Policies only control your Currency, not the value of other Countries' Currencies against yours.

2. A Country where over 500 Industries died within 30 years must be stupid to complain of depreciation of her Currency.

We keep killing local Industries and expect policies to make it up, it's a joke Sir !

Don't use China as an example of depreciating Currencies and strong economy. China produces and may attract more export with that strategy, unlike Nigeria that produces nothing.

3. A Country where someone made away with $2+billion simply to be shared, is already a doomed one in terms of monetary policy and value.

A Country that produces a Dizeani and a Bafarawa, who spent billions to appease Demons. Those money without economic value is an economic waste and poison injected into the system.

4. A Country that favours importation over local production is doomed because it creates employment for other Countries while sacking her own Citizens.

Some people are working in Michelin and Dunlop somewhere, yet we use the tyre here.

Don't tell me about the principle of comparative advantage here; it's not applicable.

5. A Country that exports all raw materials without adding value to them, is shameless to talk of depreciation of her Currency, and will later re-import finished Products of those materials, is the peak of daftness.

A Bag of Cocoa will go for, like N1million Naira, but when it is processed, its worth is around N7million.

Even Farmers who produce the raw Cocoa can't buy the end product, Chocolate !

6. A Country that deliberately operates a banking system which gives loans to Importers at the expense of local Industries, is doomed and should say nothing about depreciation.

Most of the loans are given to Senators and Representatives not Industrialists.

7. A Country that gives loans in billions to the agric sector without monitoring and evaluation of such loan on how it gets to the real Farmers, is a sham.

A Guy collected over N2 billion agric loan. He bought a Jeep, built a nice House and used the rest to import processed Pork.

Meanwhile, local Pork Farmers are dying here. Is that not double tragedy, stressing Forex and at the same time killing local Industries ?

8. A Country that spends more on few privileged Politicians at the cost of the populace who are unemployed, should not talk about money depreciation.

A Country that keeps paying NNPC Staff N10 billion as salaries every month, when a single drop of Petroleum Products was not processed, should shut up about depreciation of Currency.

The only value-added product to the system is rising crime and criminality !

9. A Country where it is difficult for Investors to register businesses because of the demand for bribes by Governent Officials.

Right from the Airport to the Hotel; to the Ministers and to Governors, Investors will bribe. All these are part of cost of investment.

A friend brought an Investor on Estate Development just for the State Commissioner for Lands to demand 30% of the investment !

To see the Governor in a State will cost you N2 million as bribe before you can be scheduled. This is a State as poor as anything.

10. A Country where the cost of travelling for treatment Abroad by Government Officials will build World Class Hospitals should not talk about Naira against Dollar parity.

Money taken on that trip is part of stress on forex. Same as forex spent on Pilgrimage.

Let religion Fanatics keep off me here. Without going to Mecca or Jerusalem, you can still make Heaven.

Yes ! You waste forex on Pilgrimage and later talk rubbish about forex. Pilgrims get Dollars for N160 while Industries get it for N350 ! Is that not Crazy ?

11. A Country where a
few People have access to Federal reserves and those few can get loans, not because of what they can produce but the connection they have. Is that Country not doomed already ?

12. A Country where we import what we produce because it's "cheaper" to do so, is doomed.

13. A Country that has arable Land and teeming idle Youths but still complain of hunger, should not talk about Currency depreciation. It's not only annoying but nauseating.

14. A Country where free money flows can never control inflow and outflow of Forex.

Imagine someone who wants to hide his loot went to "Aboki", the Forex Dealer, to buy Dollars worth $50 million just to hide it in the basement of his House.

That money has no economic value, yet it deprived those Companies that needed it to import raw material. The same Companies go to "Aboki" to buy the hard Currency at exorbitant price.

15. A Country where a strong Bank Owner can influence shares from within the Stock Exchange Floor to inflate their shares' worth from N20 to N150, crash the same share to N30 and ready to buy it back at N28, all within a year.

Forget it, the Currency will never appreciate in such an economy.

16. A Country where Banks are involved in round- tripping and inflated cost to siphon money, is doomed.

A Company wants to import Caterpillar worth $50,000. A Bank made the forex for such import $550,000.

Meanwhile no Caterpillar was imported at last, yet the money faded into private accounts.

Who strained the Forex exchange rate in that case ?

Copied
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Rather Commit Suicide Than Act - Amaechi by apatuku: 9:36am On Oct 28, 2023
HeatSeeker:
Don't mind him. All because he is not in power anymore.
Amaechi is referring to people like you.
PoliticsRe: TUC Concludes NEC Meeting, To Meet FG Shortly by apatuku: 4:27pm On Oct 02, 2023
grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Mojoyinoluwa Dekalu-Thomas As NELMCO MD/CEO & Executive Director by apatuku: 8:00pm On Aug 25, 2023
Our Lokan grin
PoliticsEx-customs Boss, Ali In N300billion Transfer Saga To Guinea Bissau by apatuku(op): 7:40am On Jul 19, 2023
Gets “born again” with luxurious life-style, acquires N244million 2023 model Rolls Royce
His desperate letters to Tinubu, military over PSO
The axiom, never vouch for a man’s character until you have given him money and power seems to have strongly reestablished itself in Nigeria Customs Service(NCS) as Time and Chance may have conspired to change the former Comptroller General of Customs(CGC),Col Hammed Ali(rtd) from an overtly incorruptible and frugally- minded man to a recklessly extravagant and fortuitous billionaire in a space of eight years as the head of NCS

Shttps://mmsplusng.com/ex-customs-boss-ali-in-n300billion-transfer-saga-to-guinea-bissau/
PoliticsRe: Terrorists: Wipe Them Off The Earth – Buhari Tells Nigerian Army Officers by apatuku: 11:06pm On Jul 14, 2022
Totilopussylick:
He should lead by example tongue

Take the gun and be in front others follows undecided.

Afterall he is the commander in chief of federal republic of Nigeria tongue.
lol
PoliticsRe: Deborah Samuel: Police Fire Live Bullets At Protesters In Sokoto, Scores Injured by apatuku: 4:24pm On May 14, 2022
prowland:
Islam the religion of terror.
you won collect?
Christianity EtcRe: If You're Grateful To God For Anything, Please Jump In Here. by apatuku: 9:25am On Oct 17, 2021
Praise God I am alive today. Exactly one year today after an accident that resulted into a fractured of my tibia and fibula bone. Thank to God I am on my leg now running.
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Already Has 12m Votes In The Bag, Says SWAGA by apatuku: 12:21pm On Oct 09, 2021
Illuminatiship:
Like if you think tinubu is our next president share if you think atiku is our next president the count starts now..
you be mumu
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Speaks On Projects Lagos State Is Embarking On by apatuku: 10:26am On Apr 19, 2021
tit:
This guy should be 2023 president
unto waiting huh
CrimeRe: 81-Year-Old Man Murdered In His Farm In Delta (Photo) by apatuku: 12:06pm On Feb 02, 2021
tyup:
80year plus old man suppose dey house dey chill not merrying round on a farm
"Enu e le wayen'
CelebritiesRe: Fuji Artist K1 Shows Off His Cattle Ranch by apatuku: 4:05am On Jan 30, 2021
grin
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Bauchi Principal Begs Family To Sell His Properties For N50m Ransom by apatuku: 1:47pm On Jan 28, 2021
MickzyDonald:
Kidnapping is now getting profitable everyday,
I hope you are not thinking what I'm thinking
you better stop thinking of going into kidnapping business grin grin
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Offers To ‘bring Together’ Bishop Kukah And President Buhari by apatuku: 11:35am On Dec 29, 2020
Ayokunleayoolashakirudeen:
For what exactly?
mutual benefit the scamner Insurance company.
Science/TechnologyThis Is A Man-made Fire That Has Been Burning For 50 Years by apatuku(op): 8:39am On Nov 23, 2020
No, it’s not a joke, it’s real.

This hole is 70m wide and 30m deep, and it is not natural. In 1971, Soviet geologists were looking for oil in Turkmenistan’s Karakoum desert. As they drilled deeper and deeper searching for that precious black gold, their platform fell apart and methane started leaking out.

Methane is toxic, so they needed to prevent the gas from spreading and poisoning the surrounding villages. So, what did they do? Seal the leak? No way, that’s not manly enough for Soviets right? The geologists decided to set the gas on fire, hoping it would just burn itself to exhaustion in a matter of weeks.

Well, unlike that fire, their hopes quickly fizzled out. The hole is still burning today. 50 000 tourists have visited the “Gates of Hell” since 2010. It’s an incredible testament to human hubris

https://www.quora.com/What-scientific-photos-are-hard-to-believe-but-are-indeed-real/answer/Paul-Sizey?ch=3&share=6eb8dd88&srid

PoliticsRe: Onuesoke Criticises FG Over Plan To Import Petroleum From Niger Republic by apatuku: 4:37am On Nov 23, 2020
Good foreign policy grin
PoliticsRe: Oba Of Lagos Returns After Hoodlums Looted The Palace (video) by apatuku: 2:50pm On Oct 28, 2020
Fake oba grin
HealthCOVID-19 Scams Spreading Right Now That People Are Falling For by apatuku(op): 7:45pm On Apr 29, 2020
1. Blood and saliva from ‘COVID survivors

If you’re desperate for immunity and are searching around the Dark Web, you might find blood and saliva samples from a “coronavirus survivor” and wonder at its possibilities. Could it be true, that these bodily fluids for sale in an online marketplace will bolster your body against COVID?

It’s a hoax. You’ll never see the blood and even if it was true, other people’s blood may be tainted with diseases, such as Hepatitis and HIV. Talk to your doctor instead.

2. Fake coronavirus miracle cures

Quacks have been hawking fake cures since the dawn of time, and nobody wants to fall for the old snake oil trick. Still, it may be tempting to believe that big pharma is suppressing a vaccine or that secret herbal pills can lessen COVID-19’s effects. Unless the advice comes from a healthcare professional or the CDC itself, ignore it.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lagosians Rush 'Dogoyaro', 'Tagairi' - Herb Sellers by apatuku: 1:52pm On Mar 27, 2020
Ignorance is a disease grin
PoliticsRe: Hanan Buhari Denies Ordering DSS To Arrest, Detain Okolie Over SIM by apatuku: 10:05am On Feb 22, 2020
tsephanyah:
Verified news. DSS arrested okalie because he tried to defraud people. He is lucky Hanan didn't filed lawsuit against him in the first place.
you are a mumu man!

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