₦airaland Forum

lordally:
It's obvious you're not married...cos if you're , you would know Sex is a very strong Part of a coupes commitment to each other!

I have been married for over 10 years. Sex is not food. You cannot finish fuccking a pussy. You will fucck it till you die. Stop making Sex the best thing after Christ.

Botking:
Retired man , 4 kid already, 9 year of marriage

Retired in peace

Fucus in other things in life

Sex is not food

That's how the body of women become after many kids,

Sex will be sweet to her again when she gets to her 50th

Don't mind him. 9 years of marriage, 4 kids already. He wants to be breeding Southern Almajaris. Yet, he is here complaining that his wife cannot do like a porn star.

Kobojunkiee:
1. What exactly are you confused about ? What is it that you really expect your wife to do in this case?

2. You claim the marriage is dwindling but from your explanation, the problem is not the marriage but your sudden expectations that is the issue...

3. You claim you are a pastor but it seems you are suddenly letting your body pull the strings as far as your decision making. You married a virgin and it turns out she is not as enthused about sex as you are, what do you want? For her to turn into a porn star in bed after 9 years and 4 kids?

Isn't it obvious that Pastor has been watching porn and wants his wife to act like a porn star?

Elanozy:
I am financially and emotionally down

I am actually fed up and hopeless

Should I just kill myself?

I am tired of this life

No comment.

ThEGodFaThEr102:
Here we go again! 2.5 billion dollars for a bridge? Another fraud scheme by the Bourdilion a.k.a Bullion Vans master to syphone funds for 2023 elections.

Sanwo Olu is just a figure head and spokesperson for the real eternal emperor of Lagos State, the Jagabandit, Ashiwaehin and self-acclaimed leader of all democrats.

Is Tinubu also stealing your state's money? Because I wonder why you want to die in Lagos instead of your village

scribble:
They should just recover 50% of what tinubu and fashole stole and use it to build

Nonsense

Did Tinubu and Fashola also steal your brain because this post of yours lacks any sense.

Exmilitant:
What part of your body is that?

The eyes. Nonsensical nonsense.

Kadejo:
I meet this lady during COVID-19 pandemic period which was last year May 2020. She is still a student in a reputable University here in Nigeria, 300Level to be precise. She is 25years old.
She has insisted that until she finishes her school, gone for service and do what ladies call "Sisi" for at least another one year, she won't get married. That will be about 4years to this time.

I am in my mid 30s already, working class, earn below #70k per month, also into IT business, willing to get married now because I feel lonely, also need to build a family of my own before I turn 40yrs.

This lady in question appears to show me love, that's to her own way, my orientation is a bit different, I love her too anyways.

But would you advice I wait for her till she is done with all she has said or should I leave her and look for someone else to get married to?

Please, no insult, advice needed from experienced person.

Thank you.

Wretched lazy youth wants to get married with 70,000 salary. You want to start breeding like the Northerners and turn your kids to Almajaris. God will not gree.

You are not ready for marriage, your dicck just dey hard, so you dey look for who to fuccck everyday without hinderance.

unbitchable:
If Mendy could face legal prosecution, ronaldo should go defend himself in court or face the wrath of the law.
Being in Spain at the time of the allegation helped him dodge the case.
If he knew that his rape case was waiting for him, he would have ran to Psg to play as a goalkeeper.

A useless Olosho will walk majestically into a guy's bedroom and have a mind blowing sex. Several years later, she will say you raped her as if you kidnapped her like Fulani herdsmen, took her into the bush and raped her.

Useless never do wells

tenpipsperday:
Guy take am easy. You are hard on that guy.

Are you advising that we should allow him enter market without clothes first?

Onepeople:
I thought i was the only one that saw it .

It's school fees oooo.

Studying Medicine in UK costs about £20,000 per year which is about 15 million naira per year. This equates to about 60 million naira for the four years programme in UK.

Studying Medicine in a federal university in Nigeria costs less that 200,000 naira per year. That equate to about 1.2 million naira for the six years programme in Nigeria.

Do the maths. Don't let two short devils fool you. The short Almajari ruling Kaduna and the short devil who once ruled Anambra.

143WaZoBia:
Ngige is a Lagos boy. Ask Tinubu

Yes, he once tried to snatch one of Tinubu's intimacy gadgets.

Dear bandits = boko haram = Fulani herdsmen, you know the right thing to do. Do it, as you have done in the past. You will make good money and your business will flourish more.

Nobody should quote me and infer what I did not say. I don't have money to contribute to any ransom payment.

The writer is a paid dummy. He is working for his money, but he made some facts.

Blackfire:
All this confused southerners seff

North2023

Seek help before it's too late. Once you enter market nakked, then there is no solution again.

Alright.

Pastors have no fault, blame the idiots that give their hard earned money to Pastors and also buy useless fictional books written by Pastors instead of reading their Bibles.

If it were you nko? Won't you milk gullible idiots?

You can't reap where you did not sow. Murderers should be killed, likewise usurpers deserve good punishment. You want to inherit a fortune just after three years fake marriage

A trained soldier training terrorists.

MrBONE2:
They should be expecting More Bullion Vans loaded with Cash send to them by the Almighty IROKO

He is better and Stronger than all palm trees put together in yeast

And you know with bullion van money, Tinubu will buy all Igbo leaders.

There are noises everywhere. But, Tinubu will single handedly decide APC next flag bearer, just as he did it 2015.

Political kindergartens can keep shouting here and there, but Tinubu is the BOSS. Even in 2015 when the North was to produce the president, Tinubu single handedly ensured the lifeless terrorist got the ticket. Now, imagine when the presidency is zoned to the South.

Femi Adesina did not know when the truth jumped out of his mouth and his pen. I think his heart is tied of lies, but his stomach is hungry for more loot.

What a Coward General. No wonder he hides inside the Rock.

You think their will be Fulani tribe in the next 50 years? I doubt it. The Fulanis would have wiped off themselves from the world through terrorism and banditry

Mental health is real.

The poster is suffering from psychiatric disorders, mental imbalance and chronic hallucinations. He has never used Clay to mould a caricature pot before, yet he can come online after excess drugs to malign a Forum that is beyond his intelligence.

When a psychiatric patient get infected with COVID-19/20/21, the result is what we are all seeing.

That's her business. Feminist that cannot do without diccks, both plastic diccks and Human diccks. Is that one a Feminist or a confused bittch?

Traitors everywhere. Not surprised, we have them in Yoruba land too. The good news is that traitors die miserably.

Nonsense. What about the kidnappers? They are protected by their Patron hiding inside the Rock.


Kidnappers and bandits, you are doing well. You are getting there. You are already at Obasanjo's doorstep, I can recollect that you once kidnapped an Emir in Katsina. You know where Nigerians have been praying that you get to. Go there and do us proud, just leave the poor masses.

Please don't forget to synchronize and integrate with your brethren the Fulani herdsmen and the Boko Haram. With Satan at your side, victory is assured and your 72 virgins are assured. Since you want to be unfortunate in life, do it well and be unfortunate from generation to generation.

TMTR:
The bar is so low for Nigeria that they are now celebrating exportation of syringe , the other day it was pencils, mehn Nigeria don suffer.

Sometimes I think we gained independence too early

My brother, we still import tooth picks oooo.

So, export of syringe is a big breakthrough for a country that currently exports on Churches from the South and Terrorists from the North

varmint:
In a move that could become a major boost to the Nigerian economy....

How can exporting syringe be a major boost to the Nigerian economy

Use your brain. To whim brain is given, sense is expected.

igbowoman:
Hmm
Syringe kwa

Abi, make we start from somewhere nah