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The same fate awaits thousands if not millions of useless fake Feminists. What do you need him for? I thought you all can live without Men, Go ahead and live your life with fellow bitter sex starved and koboless Feminists.

Femi Adesina does not write as poor as the miscreants in Naira land

Doctors are Nigeria's worst thieves.

TheRareGem1:
The current challenges are temporary and Nigeria shall come out prosper and greater. We shall prevail

Who are the "we" ? I hope you are not counting me.

Wrong prayer.

No fake Hausa/Fulani national parasitic unity again. We pray for disinterest of this fraudulent contraption

Abdul05:
Fostering one Nigeria should be our first priority

For insecurity, communal help should be rendered Rather than individual

Breaking the fraudulent contraption called Nigeria should be everybody's first priority

chatinent:
I will keep this very simple. I think you have a problem. I think you are mad, or probably possessed. What's pressing you is your nature to call sb a wizard quickly and attribute it to a holy-spirit revelation.



No, it isn't sounding funny; you are rather paranoid or say anthrpophobic. How do you live your life discovering witches and wizards when you should be finding it easy to see the good in others?

If you don't feel good with sb, leave them be. Stop bringing your religious everyone-is-a-witch into everything.


Dear paddy man,
Please see a doctor. Remember, I didn't say a pastor. A doctor.

You are welcome.

A psychiatric or a neurophysiologist or a medical psychologist.

James4358:
Hello my nairaland family. I'll make this post short & precise... I buried my dad around april this year. Am the only available child, as my elder brother relocated abroad in january & has refused to make contact. I took a loan to sponsor my bro's trip abroad, & also took another loan from my bank to partly sponsor the burial as all the family burden rested on my shoulders.. Last month, my dad appeared in a dream telling me to hurry up in paying a vow he made in church of abt 50k before he died. I was warming up to pay the vow this month's ending as am stil servicing the loans i got from my bank. He appeared last week to remind me but yesterday night's own came with severe flocking. Am stil feeling the pains from the cain he used at my back & joints.. How do i contain him before month end when i'll be bouyant to pay the vow. Am afraid he may return with more beatings,. & am jst 30yrs old, & wouldnt want to have any part of my body deformed as a result. Your suggestions wil be greatly appreciated!

Okay.

Please can you help us to tell your late father to help us whip Buhari mercilessly, maybe he will run away from the Rock he has been hiding just as you are running around now?

Ibkhaleel001:
You know this VAT thing is like a basta*d child confidently demanding for DNA test in protest against sharing the inheritance with another child he or she considers to be undeserving.
If every State stands alone, you will realise that your bragging is on thin air. We have clearly seen that Lagos, Abuja, Rivers, Kano lead the pack.
If we carry out a simple VAT fertility you will see that your State is VAT impotent....and your much touted beer VAT are blank shots.
Na just gum body dey make una think say your state dey fertile.

My State of Origin is Ogun State, but I have been in Lagos since birth just like most Nigerians because our States' governors are useless and have refused to develop our States.

Mind you, Ogun State real IGR definitely surpasses any Almajari State. I am sure you know this.

We say, we no want you Almajaris again. You no get shame? Go and do you own and let us do our own. Go and continue destroying Beers while you are all on Codeine, Tramadol, Dry and Wet Gin, Refnol, Weed, e.t.c. continue your Sharia in the North, let we Yoruba Muslims practice our Islam the way we like. Or his Prophet Mohammed (SAW) your father's child or is Allah from your village. We say, leave us alone.

The useless dishonoured traditional ruler giving traditional titles to Hausa/Fukanis who have been maiming, raping and killing Southern will soon be struck by the gods of Ogun, Sango, Osun, Obatala, Aiyelala and Esu Odara

Only a useless idiotic governor will bring a terrorist hiding inside the Rock who has proven to hate the people of Southern Nigeria to commission a project built using the money of the Niger Delta people.

I cannot imagine a professor being this stupid.

Hangmnk:
because 90% of Yahoo boys are IPOB

Like Hushpuppi?

Your head no set there at all.

NGpatriot:
PMB, the great IKENGA himself waka enter Imo with SWAGA and left with SWAGA, no opibian Jihadi terrorist, miscreants and nonentity in sight, the world's most laziest clowns and terrorist just hide inside bush...


God Bless PMB "The Great IKENGA Of Nigeria.

Seek help before it's too late. Once you enter market without clothes, then there is no more solution

To stop the forefather Ned from marrying another teenager.

shegxy9:
She allowed a guy to sleep in her room in just two weeks she resumed to school... Hope am not deceiving myself cos I really want to settle down with her... Am a serving corper!!!

A Youth Corps Member should be thinking making money and getting some few pussy to fucck every now and then, not getting a liability as a wife. Marriage is not the same as settling down. Settling down means being able to pay your bills, give you parents and siblings tokens even if they are very comfortable and improving yourself.

Don't be silly. Don't you have life ambition? Is Marriage your life ambition?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Hahahahhahh

Righteousness2 finally gave up
He is flabbergasted, overwhelmed and dumbfounded
He shook his head in disgust and say to himself baba God your son is tired....

Righteousness is short of words and bewildered. Below is Righteousness and his Righteous Crew in a state of dumbfoundedness

Jobless idiots in Olosho's birthday party to get young pussssies

Ibkhaleel001:
Lack of solid understanding of our diversity is the reason for the needless animosity and distrust everywhere. Alcohol is frowned at in the north and the noise is that revenue from alcohol collected from States that permit sales of beer should not be shared with the states of northern Nigeria. Very valid argument but we also forgot that the same north supplies the grains used in brewing alcohol oh . So las las every region is dependent on one another - we are mutual parasites! Mutually musing

Educated Almajari. Go and say this nonsense to your fellow Almajaris.

Go and keep VAT from your Grains while we keep VAT from our Beer.

LibertyRep:
Lawyers can so much make a simple case unnecessarily complicated.

What stops the judge from stating it clearly in unambiguous language like:

" I hereby order that River State and any other state should stop the process of collecting VAT until the appeal is determined."

Judges are useless miscreants who turn simple English to needless complex grammatical brouhaha

Web2020:
Uzodimma is a traitor. All traitors never ends well! That is the ironing.

How did Judas end? If you think that was a long time, how did Samuel Ladoke Akintola end?

Buhari's lifetime achievement.

You mean the lifeless terrorist hiding inside the Rock has spent trillions to empower and enrich his boys.

TheRareGem1:
Like the fact that Tolulope Arotile was recognised for her sacrifice for the nation. RIP

"Also awarded were the late Flag Officer Tolulope Sarah Arotile, who received a posthumous award as Outstanding Person of the Year 2020"

It's an insult for a genius like Flag Officer Tolulope Sarah Arotile to be named in the same group as miscreants like Emefiele, Nda-Isaiah, Herbert Wigwe, and useless state governors.

Idiots move in groups. That's why you see bandits, book haram, Fulani herdsmen, cultists, touts, e.t.c. move in groups.

Even Emefiele knows that he is the worst thing that has happened to CBN.

The Southern Media is too bias. If it's one of this educated Almajaris from the North that has been running the CBN and the Naira to this disgraceful level, the Southern Media would have given the Almajari high blood pressure with everyday Articles criticizing his every action.

But because the idiotic nincompoop called Godwin Emefiele is a Southern he-goat, we have all ignored him and put all the blame on the lifeless terrorist hiding inside the Rock. Is the President supposed to be an erudite Economist, Soldier, Agriculturalist, Engineer, Physician, e.t.c.?

Nigeria is a curse to every human

The loudspeaker is mad.

2% of a budget of over 200 million people is being spent by less than 1000 idiots.

I think this loudspeaker should be at the union of motor park touts

fnep2smooth:
One woman just won finish this guy career.

It is late. Whom God hath blessed, no Olosho can curse. Even their father Lucifer came back disgraced after temping Job.

Useless idiots. You walk into a billionaire's hotel room, have great mind blowing sex and get paid beautifully for a sex you enjoyed so much.

Months or years later, you come out to say he raped you. Where? In his hotel room. Is his hotel room a cinema for watching films or a Bible class for learning the words of God? Go and walk into Fulani herdsmen and you know what is called rape.

God punish your generations

Ovamboland:
I don't know who is more ignorant between you and the professor.

Total budget of NASS is 130bn which includes staff salaries and allowances for the 469 legislators. Your estimate of 100m monthly or 1.2bn each per annum is 560bn.

This is how you people spread false information with confidence and long post.

This nonsense you posted here is a disgrace to common sense.

Okay.

Our dummy representative said two percent of national budget of two hundred million people being spent by less than five hundred idiots is wonderful. This representative is clearly a misfit and should be with motor park touts union

Won onka Omo f'olomo.