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Fonjas wailing
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Spits

One of the fools we are talking about

PDP, funniest looters of the decade. Thunder fire una mama. But Baba, make you too reduce small money.

Prostitutes like Ms Shyngle only date fraudsters and fraudsters end up in jail.

Dedetwo:
Nigeria is not even a country but a glorified zoo.

Nigeria is a Zoo. Only animals live in Zoos. Your parents live in Nigeria. That means your parents are . . . . . .

These evil Fulanis will one day be soaked in their own blood if they don't leave other people's land. Niger State along alone is bigger in land mass than the five Eastern States, just Niger State alone. What dies the blood sucking vampires want? One day, the baboons and monkeys will be soaked in their own blood.

Honeydenz:
Lol, I won't answer you Mr punctuation error judge. I hope you know there's what we call 'typing error'? Additionally, am a science student and not an English graduate. However, 100 of your miserable species combined can't stand me in spoken English. Idiot!

And you still typed this gibberish? Science student my foot. Are your textbooks written in pigin English? You are just one of the now normal half baked graduates we see everywhere. Olodo oshi. Mind you, I have a Masters in a Science discipline, so stop disgracing us.

PRECIOUS14482:
You've started running your mouth up and down now
Don't allow me to tell you something oooo

Tell me something nah, are you infected also or you just hate good news coming from your country?

Bigleaf1006:
Did you actually believe all the cases they are claiming were all actually infected? I dey laff u gan Dey dia make pant dey wear you, money has been chopped

Go and get infected so that when you get to Isolation Centre, you will tell us the true story, but we will still treat you.

Prettychichi21:
Ur comment just de sweet me for belle..Naija I Stan!

Together with the cooperation of you and I, Nigeria shall be great again. Kudos to our health professionals, they are the best anywhere in the world. With our "low standard" facilities according to haters, our health professionals are doing wonders with the support of our Father in Heaven, the father of the fatherless and the helper of the weak.

Anyone who is not happy with the way we are winning the war against Corona Virus should go and get infected, we will still treat him/her.

wristbangle:
Take it easy and stop the unnecessary boasting.

If you like go and contact Corona Virus just because you hate Buhari and APC, we will still treat you.

Nigeria is teaching Corona Virus a lesson of its life. While they are dying in thousands in the so called developed nations, Nigeria is treating and discharging formerly infected patients. We are not just giant of Africa, we are giant of the world.

Our leaders are not arrogant like Donald Trump who has continued his boasting, chest beating and spewing trash while Americans have continued to die in thousands. We have recorded TWO DEATHS so far and treated and discharged many that means whatever we are doing about the COVID-19, we are doing it well. So, USA, Italy, Spain, France and others should get book and biro, get table and chairs and sit down in a class while Major General Muhammadu Buhari and our Starboy Babajide Sanwo-Olu teach them CRS 101: Introduction to Crisis Management.

PDP members can continue paying 145 naira at fuel stations. It is not a crime in Nigeria to overpay for goods and services if you wish to.

Nigeria is teaching Corona Virus a lesson of it's life. While they are dying in thousands in the so called developed nations, Nigeria is treating and discharging formerly infected patients. We are not just giant of Africa, we are giant of the world.

Our leaders are not arrogant like Donald Trump who has continued his boasting, chest beating and spewing trash while Americans have continued to die in thousands. We have recorded TWO DEATHS so far and treated and discharged many that means whatever we are doing about the COVID-19, we are doing it well. So, USA, Italy, Spain, France and others should get book and biro, get table and chairs and sit down in a class while Major General Muhammadu Buhari and our Starboy Babajide Sanwo-Olu teach them CRS 101: Introduction to Crisis Management.

Lavisha:
garba is a woefully bantering troglodyte and a preposterous acidly acrimonious abomination of humanity

You are showing early symptoms of Corona Virus infection

Bobbyfreshhh:
So why did the government retract the statement then zombified buharideen

Because you all picked up arms and ammunition against the government of Nigeria for soliciting for Ventilators even when Russia is sending medical equipment to US, meaning US is getting help from its number one enemy. All the countries of the world are asking for help, even big mouth Donald Trump could not reject medical gifts from Russia. Nigeria government just thought since Nigeria people say they don't want Ventilators from willing givers, we have therefore rejected the Ventilators, when the few ones we have are shared, anyone else that needs Ventilator should just die peacefully without making noise.

Sundaycomputer:
yes he is at the mercy of God

Everyone of us is at the Mercy of the Most High God.

Racoon:
An unauthorized post on the official handle of a govt agency? Lying liars always telling true lies.Shameless people that dont know how to lies

Thought the govt once said "nobody made US the world police" and that US should not interfere in Nigeria's domestic matters.Now you shamelessly went begging a US mugu for ventilator only to later regret what?

Thought you were well prepared for Coronavirus before but now start begging for ventilators.This is what you get when you live on lies & propaganda.Anyway,APC government disgracing Nigeria didnt start today.

Italian Prime Minister wept on international television begging for help. You are here spewing nonsense. There is nothing wrong in Nigeri's Ministry of Health or Finance soliciting Ventilators from a company that is willing to give after all we have been begging Bill Gates and his wife and several other billionaires for support, why is this different?

Do not be arrogant like Donald Trump who has continued his boasting, chest beating and spewing trash while Americans have continued to die in thousands. We have recorded TWO DEATHS so far, that means whatever we are doing about the COVID-19, we are doing it well. So, USA, Italy, Spain, France and others should get book and biro, get table and chairs and sit down in a class while Major General Muhammadu Buhari and our Starboy Babajide Sanwo-Olu teach them CRS 101: Introduction to Crisis Management.

chatinent:
Buhari has never spoken a truth since he ascended 'the throne.' The other weak man is using the guise of pastorship to perpetrate evil lies. Bird of a feather.

Even your own birth is a pack of lies. Both the President and the VP you called a weak man are not your parents' mate. If your parents see any of our President of VP, your parents will prostrate even if you do not prostrate in your tribe. The President and the VP are truly birds of the same feathers, but your parents are not of the feathers as the President and VP. Success attracts success while failure attracts failure. A Major General of the Nigerian Army attracted a Professor of Law and Senior Advocate of Nigeria, what type of people do your parents attract? Failures like them?

AgentNairaland:
We Go Hear Breaking News Soonest


Abeg ooo I Am Not A Prophet, Our Prophet Muhammad Pbuh Was The Last Prophet On Earth Till Today...

Wish for others only what you for yourself because it is only what you wish for others that Allah we make happen to you. - Prophet APCNig

BlackSpanner:
Some highly placed Nigerians will be licking their lips while reading this news.

More money to loot.
More properties to be bought in Dubai
More hotels to be built
Many people will soon cashout.

Is there no better way in sending these relief items to get to the average Nigerian.

Anyboy that embezzles Corona Virus related money or relief materials will have himself/herself and his/her family and relatives wiped off with Corona Virus. It's a simple prayer.

leicestercamper:
Kai..Anambra is truly the light of the nation. Just look at how Onitsha general hospital looks like a 3 star hotel

Chest beating again? Even on Corona Virus issue? I think this chest beating and self praise are regional generational curses

MZrapper:
Auntie Folake what changed?
I thought Buhari the messiah was everything after rice and beans? I thought the 30k would last forever.

The world Economy has changed because of Corona Virus, the world is in recession; unfortunately your own life and that of your fellow Wailing and Crying Wailers has also gone from bad to worst jumping over worse.

A barrel of crude oil now sells for about $20, even when it was just less than $100, your lord and savour the ineffectual Buffon and his puffpuff cheeked World Bank fraudster Ngozi Iwealla were borrowing to pay salaries. Check the date Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla said she was borrowing to pay salaries in the attached screen shot.

Billionsclub:
I am almost crying reading this. U are the most wicked woman I have ever heard of. If that girl (Grace) was your daughter, would you keep it a secret? God will not forgive u. As long as you are supporting evil.

Your brother is still going to do it again. Mark my words. U are worst than your brother. I hate you. U are a devil

Several rape incidents are being covered and swept under the carpets everyday. Not because the people are wicked, but because many of them do not know the right thing to do. Many think of protecting the family name. Many think of avoiding jail term for the offender. Many think it is devil's work. All these people are wrong.

The OP is confused and she has come for advice. Advice her, not insult her. If you ask your parents, they will tell you about several rape incidents that they know of which have been covered and swept under the carpets over the decades. Learn to advice people without insult.

Coolabbie:
Op good thing you told the girl to forgive him.
Since he's done with her, he won't go near her again.
You are a good Christian woman.


Please come back and update us when the animal rapes your children both the boys and girls.
And don't say god forbid because it will and must happen.

She asked for advice, not insults nor curses.

NaijaRoyalty:
This is a slap on the Yorubas

The government just ridiculed one of Yoruba peoples best brain.

Garba Shehu na confirm werey

This hatred and bitterness that your parents planted in you is the reason why you are sad, angry, depressed and suicidal

AgentNairaland:
OP, WALIE YOU DISGRACE ME.. YOUR NAME IS JOSHUA HAD IT BEEN YOUR NAME IS ABDULLAHI, MUHAMMED, ALL THOSE NAMES FROM RELIGION OF PIECE I WOULDN'T SAY NOTHING

Islamphobia is killing you. In 500 years time, will your drug infested region ever be as developed as Dubai, Saudi, Iran, Oman, Kuwait e.t.c.

joshbj:
What I m saying is this, if you divide nigeria population (about 200 million) it go round five times. What's the big deal?

You mean five naira for each person? To buy what? It's better do die of Corona Virus than to die of illiteracy. You are a hopeless illiterate.