₦airaland Forum

joshbj:
If the government just share one billion donated by a philanthropist, and give every citizen one million, it would remain 800 million naira. If we are to assume the population is 200 million people.

BTW... It's just me thinking out loud.

I am really surprised that illiterates like this poster can read, write and even use smartphones. Are these the type of nonentities that I argue with on Nairaland? Oh shiit! I don fucck up.

chatinent:
Zombies follow skulls, in like manner, they follow skulls without giving recourse if it's to their detriment.

Wailers wail and cry uncontrollably without any course. They are destined for destruction. Zombies crush Wailers.

Italians are generally heartless criminals, that is why Corona Virus has come to wipe them off the earth surface.

PDJT:
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-You’re not properly educated, hence a victim of the Zoo. Fiction supersedes Science.

-Go and educate yourself. Start by reading up on the main ideas of the enlightenment era (18th century), which gave birth to science.

-The ability of the Western societies to understand Fiction is the reason why they’re still ahead of all civilization. #Fact.

If Nigeria is a Zoo, your parents are in the Zoo. Only animals live in Zoos, that means your parents are . . . .

raker300:
Wole Soyinka has served his purpose to the ruling party, his services aren’t required anymore.

He has shown people that his loyalty can be bought and sold.

Gone are the days when his words held sway

You think he is from region where you sell your parents and siblings for money. Where drugs trafficking is the generational trade?

Oksman:
The presidential aide advised Soyinka to write a play on the coronavirus pandemic, after this emergency is over, rather than attacking measures put in place to tackle the spread of the deadly disease.

”In the meantime, we ask the people of Nigeria to trust the words of our doctors and scientists – and not fiction writers – at this time of national crisis.”

See Finishing! This presidency guys gat no chill!
Any dissenting voice must be cut down, too bad.

Elders should know when to keep quiet. It's not every topic that Elders put mouth. Now yell me, is there any falsehood in what the Presidency said? Is it not true that our literary icon is not an expert in Medicine nor Science and cannot give medical or scientific advice? Shouldn't our literary icon have been silent?

PDJT:
-It was the work of fiction that gave birth to reason, skepticism then science. But what does Buhari and his illiterate crowd know.

-Lack of decent education is the major problem in the Zoo, called “Nigeria”.

Another miscreant on the loose. If you to contact Corona Virus, good luck to you.

Antoeni:
The presidential aide advised Soyinka to write a play on the coronavirus pandemic, after this emergency is over, rather than attacking measures put in place to tackle the spread of the deadly disease.


”In the meantime, we ask the people of Nigeria to trust the words of our doctors and scientists – and not fiction writers – at this time of national crisis.”


“Professor Soyinka is not a medical professor. His qualifications are in English literature, and his prizes are for writing books and plays for theatres.

”He is, of course, entitled to his opinions – but that is exactly all they are: semantics, not science. They cannot – and should not – therefore be judged as professional expertise in this matter in any shape or form.


“Perhaps Wole Soyinka may write a play on the coronavirus pandemic, after this emergency is over. In the meantime, we ask the people of Nigeria to trust the words of our doctors and scientists – and not fiction writers – at this time of national crisis,’’ the presidential aide said.

This is what I call fatality. A hard slap on the face of our literary icon.

Elders should learn to keep shut at times so that children will not drag them in the mud

Donations given to the government of Goatluck Jonaddaft ended up in the private account imPatience Jonathan.

The World Economy is already in Recession.

agulion:
Yoruba Muslims will not say anything about this now, the will be waiting for any thread that involve the peace loving Igbo people to show their stupidity

Yoruba Muslims kee your generation. Useless Flattino Shiite.

Faber:
Our Government scrapped History from our school curriculum...thinking that history is all about the civil war..

As a sequel we failed to learn from History...We repeated the mistake of 1918.

We may pay for it not later but now. May God help us.

Obasanjo/Yar'Adua/Goatluck scrapped History, Major General Muhammadu Buhari brought back History to the School Syllabus.

Dewze:
One derica of what so ever is in that bag and just a piece of bread.

Some defeated and slavish minds will come here and say things like "at least it is better than nothing". Pathetic.

Please show us what you State government is distributing.

chozzy:
You're just ignorant of how the rail projects work.
It's not about PDP or APC.

Remember, these projects are not funded by Buhari's FG.
The Chinese govt finances them directly from Beijing so, what will make them delay?
China is not known to abandon projects.

The Ajaokuta - Itakpe - Warri line was over 75% completed when GEJ left office.
Chinese CCEC were still working when Buhari/Amaechi took over in 2015.

The Abuja - Kaduna line was nearly 100% completed when GEJ left office.
The only remaining thing Amaechi did was the completion of the Idu terminal which the Catholic Church filed a law suit against FG for forcefully taking over their land.

GEJ started the Kaduna - Abuja line in 2011 and by December 2015 it was fully completed. The Chinese govt did not delay that project. The project did not last 10yrs, you lied. GEJ also started the Ajaokuta - Itakpe - Warri line in 2013. It's been completed since 2018. China does not unnecessarily delay projects.

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You forgot to include that Goatluck Jonaddaft also started and completed and commission the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Niger Bridges, the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, the Lagos-Ibadan Railway and the built international airports in each of the 774 local governments in the country. You and those who are deceiving you with LIKES will die of hatred, bitterness and anger for Buhari who does not know that miscreants like you exist.

You are showing advanced signs of Chronic Corona Virus infection, You should be isolated in an Isolation Centre built purely for you and other idiots giving you LIKES. LIKES for losers.

ZombiePUNISHER:
These Muslims sef....

They need a separate country with their Yoruba Muslim counterparts

Yoruba Muslims kee your generations.

Nebuchadnezar:
at least they're better than their sunni counterpart burning police stations and terrorising

they're maintaining social distancing and with protective equipments

Weldon Igbo Shiite. But shut the fucck up.

iykbethany:
I'm worried at the rate at which western countries are evaluating their citizens from Nigeria.

Last week France evacuated her citizens from Nigeria.

Yesterday Israel evacuated their citizens.

The same yesterday a chartered flight arrived to Evacuate American citizens out of Nigeria?

Germany is planning to evacuate all of her citizens out of Nigeria within the next few days.

You may call me alarmist if you like but I suspect that these western countries must have seen that there's a great danger ahead. They know that we can't handle what's coming. If this virus gets to the rural areas it's gonna be a TSUNAMI. May God help us

They want their citizens to die in their fathers' land. Nigeria has managed this crisis more than any of these mother fuccking developed nations. We have recorded TWO DEATHS while several of these so called developed nations have recorded thousands of deaths. Fucck them all.

This is a colorful costume man, not a Masquerade

santopelele:
ok, washing his hand from his hotel room in cuba

No, from Cubans Night Club. Ewu Congo

DNSPro:
The person that posted this here, the one that sent it to front page, and the person that took the pics, all. Of you are mad and may your life be as Buhari is governing Nigeria.


How does this stupid image improve the economy?

May your life be like Goatluck Jonaddaft looting administration where militants became illiterate billionaires while graduates are paid 20,000 naira by N-Power.

EzzyCarter:
Mr president, no soap/bleach can wash the blood off your hands

Your blood is not yet there. Add yours.

This Buhari is so unlucky, always coming in crisis period. Or maybe God always bring him ahead of crisis because God knows only Buhari can manage crisis.

Goatluck Jonaddaft sold oil for over $110 per barrel, yet ordinary 2nd Niger Bridge, he couldn't build. All International Airports in SS and SE are like Lagos Motor Parks. SS and SE roads are the worst in the country، yet SS and SE think Buhari is their generational problem.

So the numerous morons who studied Mass Comm., Linguistics, Political Science and other related courses and now work at BBC have now turned to Economists overnight. They must be mad

Greenbirth:
The Bubu government never wanted to complete the airport. The truth is that they the northern cabals believe that if the airport which is international is allowed to operate the east will smuggle arms through it to fight the federal government. 2. The northern cabal believed that it was there that ipob leader followed to escape.

Go and meet Goatluck Jonaddaft for your infrastructure. Politics is investment, you invest your votes and reap infrastructure

TheGiftedOne:
Inside Covid-19 person still dey reason like this? Wonderful!

The poster's brain has been infected by Corona

donbachi:
GOD will show u something in ur dream 2nite,dat will shock u.

Please I want God to show me something in my dream tonight that will shock me, pleeeeeease.

bigpicture001:
You see your stupidity...?

Now those roads mentioned are long awarded by all govt...but let's say they are all phoney contract and bubu is doing the original construction....didnt you realize ur naming one one region of the country while its 6 regions..?

Bihari is not a president of the south west but of Nigeria..even the area where the oil comes from...nothing to show...

The only northern thing you mentioned is Jonathan's railway...

The man is not good for national leadership..nd shouldn't b president

I am from the South-West, so my concern is what the President is doing for my region. You too should go and hold Buhari for your infrastructure. Which Jonathan's Railway are you talking about? Or you mean Jonathan's 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th Niger Bridges which he constructed and commissioned?

One of Nigeria's best brains. Obasanjojust brought this man into Politics to redicule him, he too saw money and forgot the son of whom he is. Currently, he has a case of over one billion naira with EFCC

What you don't know don't kill you. So, if you die, you die of death.

Jayslicky:


Yes it is in the law but your idiotic president has not found out a way to make his citizens get money for survival during this harsh period.

Your parents that are not idiotic, list their life achievements apart from giving birth to an unfortunate child like you

Gten:
The mere commissioner has suddenly found his voice, Abba Kyari would be back shortly.

NOTE TO THOSE QUOTING:
I am a thousand times better than the mere commissioner cum ASO spokesperson. Swallowing trash in the hope of 2023 presidency, I am a freeborn and boldly pass!
CHOKE ON THE BAD GOVERNMENT YOU ARE SUPPORTING!

You parents are fasting and praying to be domestic assistants to this particular mere Commissioner. If God answers the prayers of your father and your mother, they will be happy and grateful to God to be gateman and maid respectively to this particular mere Commissioner