₦airaland Forum

mcyemite:
when did it happen?

4 months ago

mcyemite:
Solution to broken tooth?

Yes. I have heard that there is a way to make it look less severe but i have never visited a dentist before

blazer234:
It is only an empty eeed10t that will not know buhari is bad news in Nigeria.

Cameramen know and they avoided him like plague. How come you Dont know?is it because you are an empty eeed1.....?

Seun
Mynd44

mcyemite:
what a small world,tot i was the only one with this experience...am very sure my broken tooth is still in airport hotel swimming pool till today...

Abeg have you found a solution?, cos I also have a broken tooth!

Twaci:
Thanks

Good morning.

Evening dear. How was your day?

Stalker365:
the twaci chic isn't even fine

Your opinion. But i think she is okay

As a fellow blogger, i will click on the link. Love others as you love yaself

Berlyn:
nairaland is becoming boring with all this stupid threads... u all need to grow up..


Oga seun we need a tougher mod here

U talkin' bout mynd44

No Nigerian is hungry. Stop the lies!

chernest2002:
This attitude can only be seen in Apc.

I guess Orubebe is an APC member.

Niger Delta Avengers:
Islam has nothing positively to offer to humanity, see why.
if you are a black and you're a muslim i sincerely pity you.
Boycotting Jewish Inventions in the Muslim World
A short time ago, Iran ‘s Supreme Leader Grand Ayatollah Ali Khomeini urged the Muslim World to boycott anything and everything that originates with the Jewish people.
In response, Meyer M. Treinkman, a pharmacist, out of the kindness of his heart, offered to assist them in their boycott as follows:
“Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr. Ehrlich. He should not even try to find out whether he has Syphilis, because the Wasserman Test is the discovery of a Jew.
If a Muslim suspects that he has Gonorrhea, he must not seek diagnosis, Because he will be using the method of a Jew name Neissner.
“A Muslim who has heart disease must not use Digitalis, a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube.
Should he suffer with a toothache, he must not use Novocain, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil.
If a Muslim has Diabetes, he must not use Insulin, the result of research by Minkowsky, a Jew.
If one has a headache, he must shun Pyramidon and Antypyrin, due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege.
Muslims with convulsions must put up with them because it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed the use of Chloral Hydrate.
Arabs must do likewise with their psychic ailments because Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew.
Should a Muslim child get Diphtheria, he must refrain from the “Schick” reaction which was invented by the Jew, Bella Schick.
“Muslims should be ready to die in great numbers and must not permit treatment of ear and brain damage, work of Jewish Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram.
They should continue to die or remain crippled by Infantile Paralysis because the discoverer of the anti-polio vaccine is a Jew, Jonas Salk.
“Muslims must refuse to use Streptomycin and continue to die of Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman Waxman, invented the wonder drug against this killing disease.
Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements by dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the lung specialist, Frawnkel, and of many other world renowned Jewish scientists and medical experts.
“In short, good and loyal Muslims properly and fittingly should remain afflicted with Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Heart Disease, Headaches, Typhus, Diabetes, Mental Disorders, Polio Convulsions and Tuberculosis and be proud to obey the Islamic boycott.”
Oh, and by the way, don’t call for a doctor on your cell phone because the cell phone was invented in Israel by a Jewish engineer.
Meanwhile I ask, what medical contributions to the world have the Muslims made?”
The Global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000; that is ONE BILLION TWO HUNDRED MILLION or 20% of the world’s population.
They have received the following Nobel Prizes:
Literature:
1988 - Najib Mahfooz
Peace:
1978 - Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat
1990 - Elias James Corey
1994 - Yaser Arafat:
1999 - Ahmed Zewai
Economics:
(zero)
Physics:
(zero)
Medicine:
1960 - Peter Brian Medawar
1998 - Ferid Mourad
TOTAL: 7 SEVEN
The Global Jewish population is approximately 14,000,000; that is FOURTEEN MILLION or about 0.02% of the world’s population.
They have received the following Nobel Prizes:
Literature:
1910 - Paul Heyse
1927 - Henri Bergson
1958 - Boris Pasternak
1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon
1966 - Nelly Sachs
1976 - Saul Bellow
1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer
1981 - Elias Canetti
1987 - Joseph Brodsky
1991 - Nadine Gordimer World
Peace:
1911 - Alfred Fried
1911 - Tobias Michael Carel Asser
1968 - Rene Cassin
1973 - Henry Kissinger
1978 - Menachem Begin
1986 - Elie Wiesel
1994 - Shimon Peres
1994 - Yitzhak Rabin
Physics:
1905 - Adolph Von Baeyer
1906 - Henri Moissan
1907 - Albert Abraham Michelson
1908 - Gabriel Lippmann
1910 - Otto Wallach
1915 - Richard Willstaetter
1918 - Fritz Haber
1921 - Albert Einstein
1922 - Niels Bohr
1925 - James Franck
1925 - Gustav Hertz
1943 - Gustav Stern
1943 - George Charles de Hevesy
1944 - Isidor Issac Rabi
1952 - Felix Bloch
1954 - Max Born
1958 - Igor Tamm
1959 - Emilio Segre
1960 - Donald A. Glaser
1961 - Robert Hofstadter
1961 - Melvin Calvin
1962 - Lev Davidovich Landau
1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz
1965 - Richard Phillips Feynman
1965 - Julian Schwinger
1969 - Murray Gell-Mann
1971 - Dennis Gabor
1972 - William Howard Stein
1973 - Brian David Josephson
1975 - Benjamin Mottleson
1976 - Burton Richter
1977 - Ilya Prigogine
1978 - Arno Allan Penzias
1978 - Peter L Kapitza
1979 - Stephen Weinberg
1979 - Sheldon Glashow
1979 - Herbert Charles Brown
1980 - Paul Berg
1980 - Walter Gilbert
1981 - Roald Hoffmann
1982 - Aaron Klug
1985 - Albert A. Hauptman
1985 - Jerome Karle
1986 - Dudley R. Herschbach
1988 - Robert Huber
1988 - Leon Lederman
1988 - Melvin Schwartz
1988 - Jack Steinberger
1989 - Sidney Altman
1990 - Jerome Friedman
1992 - Rudolph Marcus
1995 - Martin Perl
2000 - Alan J. Heeger
Economics:
1970 - Paul Anthony Samuelson
1971 - Simon Kuznets
1972 - Kenneth Joseph Arrow
1975 - Leonid Kantorovich
1976 - Milton Friedman
1978 - Herbert A. Simon
1980 - Lawrence Robert Klein
1985 - Franco Modigliani
1987 - Robert M. Solow
1990 - Harry Markowitz
1990 - Merton Miller
1992 - Gary Becker
1993 - Robert Fogel
Medicine:
1908 - Elie Metchnikoff
1908 - Paul Erlich
1914 - Robert Barany
1922 - Otto Meyerhof
1930 - Karl Landsteiner
1931 - Otto Warburg
1936 - Otto Loewi
1944 - Joseph Erlanger
1944 - Herbert Spencer Gasser
1945 - Ernst Boris Chain
1946 - Hermann Joseph Muller
1950 - Tadeus Reichstein
1952 - Selman Abraham Waksman
1953 - Hans Krebs
1953 - Fritz Albert Lipmann
1958 - Joshua Lederberg
1959 - Arthur Kornberg
1964 - Konrad Bloch
1965 - Francois Jacob
1965 - Andre Lwoff
1967 - George Wald
1968 - Marshall W. Nirenberg
1969 - Salvador Luria
1970 - Julius Axelrod
1970 - Sir Bernard Katz
1972 - Gerald Maurice Edelman
1975 - Howard Martin Temin
1976 - Baruch S. Blumberg
1977 - Roselyn Sussman Yalow
1978 - Daniel Nathans
1980 - Baruj Benacerraf
1984 - Cesar Milstein
1985 - Michael Stuart Brown
1985 - Joseph L. Goldstein
1986 - Stanley Cohen [& Rita Levi-Montalcini]
1988 - Gertrude Elion
1989 - Harold Varmus
1991 - Erwin Neher
1991 - Bert Sakmann
1993 - Richard J. Roberts
1993 - Phillip Sharp
1994 - Alfred Gilman
1995 - Edward B. Lewis
1996- Lu RoseIacovino
TOTAL: 129!
The Jews are NOT promoting brainwashing children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non-Muslims.
The Jews don’t hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, or blow themselves up in German restaurants.
There is NOT one single Jew who has destroyed a church.
There is NOT a single Jew who protests by killing people. The Jews don’t traffic slaves, nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels.
Perhaps the world’s Muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems.
Muslims must ask ‘what can they do for humankind’ before they demand that humankind respects them.
Regardless of your feelings about the crisis between Israel and the Palestinians and Arab neighbours, even if you believe there is more culpability on Israel’s part, the following two sentences really say it all:
“If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence.
If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel.”
Benjamin Netanyahu: General Eisenhower warned us. It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.
He did this because he said in words to this effect: ‘Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened’
Recently, the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it ‘offends’ the Muslim population which claims it never occurred.
It is not removed as yet. However, this is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.
It is now more than 65 years after the Second World War in Europe ended.
Now, more than ever, with Iran, among others, claiming the Holocaust to be a myth,’ it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.
How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade Center ‘NEVER HAPPENED’ because it offends some Muslim in the United States ?

The foolishness of this post is that you didnt show us how these actions are encouraged by the Islamic Law or how A prophet or Sahaba encouraged it.

Adolf hitler was a christian, why are you dissociating his actions from christianity?

Mr man stick to your pipeline bombings and continue destroying your land. Mr Avenger

Stop the lies! Our economy is booming

Contact17:
Need to get back to working out especially strength training.

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You want to start beating people ba?

papaejima1:
Definitely not the way you reason dear!

Damn! Another one

WhitegirlonNL:
Uhmm? Are you normal?

This is an african lady trying to mess around. Do not be fooled, dear nairalanders

valicious1:
if na dia ladies do am now dem for don de find way to stone them to death. Bunch of biased and illiterate moonchokos

Are they as hypocritical as the useless fools around ur side who know nothing but selling hard drugs?

alberto2k:
[color=Teal]    Ab0ki will always remain an Ab0ki. . . see as the last guy comot yansh like stripper    [/color]

Same with inyamuris

odomanis:
Are you a zombie ? Besides,Is he not just one person,why refer to him as you guys ?

Who is this?

This he-goat that calls himself an ex president should shut his smelly mouth up. After stealing trillions and allowing boko haram to kill many people he is still not hiding his ugly face. Useless man

papaejima1:
Chai buhari
Zombies will not like this news.
But I blame Jonathan, why must he snatch victory in defeat and steal buhai's thunder?
DSS must arrest those cameramen!

Please how do you guys reason?

Power
Security
Responsible governance
Economic diversification
Economic boom (dont mind the propaganda by pdp)

4everGod:
Let me school you further on civil Liberties and what it represents.

Civil liberties or personal freedoms are personal guarantees and freedoms that the government cannot abridge, either by law or by judicial interpretation, without due process. Though the scope of the term differs between countries,[size=15pt] civil liberties may include the freedom from torture, freedom from forced disappearance, freedom of conscience, freedom of press, freedom of religion, freedom of expression, freedom of assembly, the right to security and liberty, freedom of speech, the right to privacy, the right to equal treatment under the law and due process, the right to a fair trial, and the right to life. Other civil liberties include the right to own property, the right to defend oneself, and the right to bodily integrity. [/size]Within the distinctions between civil liberties and other types of liberty, distinctions exist between positive liberty/positive rights and negative liberty/negative rights.

I have helped to make bold the area of interest. Hitler Nullified Civil Liberty which means nobody had any rights except that given by the state and Christians have no right for Assembly, No right to Religion and no right of Expression.

What the hell are you coming up with?

Lol! Op has really caught you guys by the balls

4everGod:
Let me help you because you are so ignorant it hurts.

Although Hitler lost the presidential election of 1932, he achieved his goals, [size=15pt]when he was appointed chancellor on 30 January 1933. On February 27, Hindenburg paved the way to dictatorship and war by issuing the Reichstag Fire Decree which nullified civil liberties.[/size]

Now when they say civil Liberty is nullified what does this mean and what aspects of humanity does civil Liberty touch?

You are beating around the bush. You said that he was pretending to be a christian so why are you bringing this up?

abduljabbar4:
No disrespect, christians need to sit down and think hard. They are being robbed by these people and they are happy about it. Apcsupporter this should encourage you

Yes oo! No be just to use lies, lies, lies and deceit? To tell them that I can raise dead bodies? To force them to buy my N700,000 card or else no wedding, naming ceremony or burial?

I have learnt how to stage miracles now. I'm currently learning how to make false prophecies. Once I learn how to decieve them with my own version of the bible and collect their trithe, I would be on top of this list. Private jet get ready for me

HCpaul:
I don't support this but anyway, to have your own church in Nigeria is very easy. Infact, you can even invent your own religion and become the pioneer of your own invention.

Follow the below steps and come back with a testimony.

Step 1. Go to them in the name of their God and camouflage as one of the apostles.

Step 2. Narrate to them the fictitious story of your calling by tracking some predictions there too. This is because the Christians believe in fictions and predictions.

Step 3. Go for their emotions and not their brain cuz with that, you will successfully enslave their mind. And believe me, they will believe everything you say.

Step 4. Tell them that you are to give to them the word of faith. To achieve this, you will have to have a vast knowledge of the Scripture, speaks it with passion and demonstrate it with your emotions.
Oyedepo is very sharp in this step.

Step 5. Demonstrate the supernatural presence of the holy spirit by performing miracles. This is not difficult, infact very easy. Just make sure that you've successfully planted the seed of ignorance and delusion in their mind and just lay your hand upon their forehead. Believe me, they will fall. Why will they fall? Ah ah... How will people that have been expecting to be touched and immediately fall won't fall?? Falling is their expectation so they will have to satisfy their wants.
You will also gave to learn some magical trick backup with full courage to achieve this. Chris is a very good example.

Step 6. Monetize the over procedure by just telling them to pay their tithes and offerings by referencing Malachi 3:8 for them. Don't stop there if you really want to ride private jet. Convince them to always give and to sow seed into the life of God ordained ministers. As if that is not enough, proceed by telling them to make sacrifice by instructing them to pick out a piece of paper and write down the vow.

Also motivate them that they should do God service first that they will be mightily blessed and eternally rewarded.
Tell them that God will open the windows of heaven on their behalf "not knowing that the window is intentionally opened to make you rich".

Above all, crown it up by telling them that there is a heaven that awaits them where there won't be weeping and suffering. They will be all happy and will started shouting hallelujah without control. And also make sure that you can manipulate the Scripture very well.

My brother, you are rich because establishing church is the fastest and most profitable business in the country.

I wish you good luck.

Thank you very much sir. I totally appreciate this. I seems like I need some training though. I need to learn how to scream "rtobakulashetiamatasakatoba! Ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat! Scontrobobobu sontobobobobobobobo"

Muafrika2:
You are in luck. There are many atheists here who double up as pastors:
Hardmirror

Please help me invite them

I atheists and Muslims who have an idea are also welcome

AnonyNymous:
I died at 'trithe'
***
@op honestly all you need is BSc knowledge in psychology and you're good to go. Glad I could help.

Answer my questions please. I need to learn how to stage miracles too.

abduljabbar4:
Op you are looking for trouble oo. What do you know about christianity?

It doesn't matter. I just need to learn how to shout "praaaaaiiiiiiiiiiz the looooord" and collect trithe

Good morning everyone. I have a little money that I really want to invest. After thinking for so long, I have decided to build my own church because I also want to have my own private jet and Range Rover. I will be the pastor.


As a pastor, how do I make my members to believe EVERYTHING that I tell them whether it makes sense or not? Like what do I need to do to make them believe that I can help an amputee to grow a new limb?

How much does it cost to hire people who will be giving testimonials to the church members?

I also intend to make my own version of the bible. How do I go about it?

For the first time, members are not to pay tithe. They are to pay trithe I.e, 30% of their monthly income.

Do I need to poor chemicals on my water to make them believe that it is holy?

How much does it cost to hire people who would vibrate while I cast out demons off them? Alternatively, how much do I need to hire people who would pretend to be deaf so that I would "heal" them?



Thank you for your anticipated answer.

waternogetenemy:
No be only Fatima, na Aisha. Aisha is much better, becos they will useless her life like Mohammad useless Aisha life, if yinusa get his way.

Female suicide bomber, 8 year bride is a reality in those parts.

You bastard son of thousand fathers, dont you know that we know that mary was a big prostitute and an asss sucker. Monkey, all of you christians are low-life donkeys! Id!ots