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Preetiex:
am at ur door & i will make u see chumcin tonight.Ko ko ko

na by force aunty see chumcin? I say no do again....odaa ejor, no vex.

Preetiex:
u must cum see am by force

gbogbo ara nairaland egbami oooo( all nairalanders please come to my aid)

Preetiex:
na u wan cin chumcin so cum see

I no see chumcin again o..bye

Preetiex:
come my house u go see am

huh! I no do....I dey fear fr my fine face.. bring your results come my house instead.

Preetiex:
me no fi carry last lailai my least position na 4th for primary school but wen i enter Sss i drop small

snap your report cards na make we see

another one on the loose...anybody with yaba left phone number? we don see am (op).

addizzle:
my dear friend Wat joy do u find in insulting a stranger?? Hmmmm

wasn't insulting u initially, I only stated the obvious and u got it all wrong fr a cheap attention.. what will that get me? more money in my wallet or what?

addizzle:
attention seeker.. Why d insult? ??

ode! what attention are u seeking fr? and btw your deluded ass really need to see a doc fr real.

Preetiex:
My dad- Olodo,y u carry 2nd person wey carry 1st get 2 head abi?
Me- wetin person wey get 3rd go do (for my mind)
make i get 60% sef na wahala

u sure no b u dey carry last? no give us lie chop here o.

kendrace:
Stop it na

baby lizards are adorable na...u haven't seen any before?

kendrace:
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

baby lizard how far? lol

banjicom:
omo ale ni e (U are a bastard)

just because I put my hand into our pot of soup......i neva even take meat!



Thank God my dad wasn't at home!

your mama was right, why u go put hand inside pot of soup?

addizzle:
Am just telling u.. .Igbos all d way

delusional disorder symptoms...see a doctor dear.

NwaChibuzor13:
That girl is not strong at all. How can you die because you are giving birth to ordinary twins? People who are giving birth to triplets and quadruplets nko? Just last week, an 11 yrs old girl in my street gave birth to a bouncing set of triplets and here is a 13yrs old girl that cannot handle just 2.

u sef go don grow hair down there o and yet u still lack sense.smh

LordPOSEIDON:
Ofcourse! buh I followam reason for this one. hin jes ask question

lol! so u acknowledge it say d dude no get sense.. bros u no be better person, I swear lol

LordPOSEIDON:
to early in the thread and not time of the day

oh oh! but the dude no sense sha...I'm sure u kno as well

COdeGenesis:
Dear Nairalanders,


I greet you all in the spirit of christmas. My female bestie is having her birthday on wednesday and I am kinda confused on the kinda gift to get her.
She was there for me when I had issues this year,she walked with me in the dark tunnel and made sure I made it out of the tunnel, I almost gave up but she has always been a strong pillar of support.

She is most times my muse and I would love to appreciate all her efforts by giving her something she will appreciate.

I would have loved to get her a beautiful car but I just have to make do with what I have

Thanks and no insult. Make una no make me feel bad

house in lekki

LordPOSEIDON:
Its too early bro!

lol...its pm here already

emekson:
Sex is a very important topic in the life of every human. Questions & answers about Sex matters to everyone of us, if not now, then later in the future when we finally get married.

Poor sex can break a relationship or marriage. It’s a very serious issue if a Man is not strong enough to satisfy his Girl or Wife’s sexual urge.

Also, if a lady is not Romantic or good in bed, such lady is definitely going to have a serious problem with guys and might end up losing any guy that comes her way.

However, Marriage/Relationship can become Stronger when both partners enjoy Sex whenever they get down � Sweet sex strengthens relationship �

No wonder those Rich married woman like running after Carpenters, Vulcanizers, Drivers and the likes as Sex partners when their Billionaire husband can’t last more than 1 minute in bed ��

Today, we are talking about “First Round Of Sex” – We all know the first round is always the Sweetest – I lie? In case you don’t agree with me, you can argue with your Ancestors.

Most times, the first round is always very short and quick but still the sweetest. You can spend a lifetime on other Rounds (Second, third, fourth), E no fit sweet reach the first one lai lai even Lai Mohammed knows �

However, we want to know how long the first round should last. I trust some guys will start looking for solutions if they found out their first round of sex duration is poor or low after reading through the comments this post will get.

Guys, in all sincerity, from your own point of view �

HOW LONG SHOULD THE FIRST ROUND OF SEX LAST?
We want to hear from you all.

2seconds

nope and don't forget to buy yourself sense for Christmas as well...its sickening to imagine this bros don grow hair around that region down there.

nawa! pikin wey neva even fit to take care of herself

acme6:
Well, ASUU strike is inevitable, so it doesn't really matter what I care about.

only death is inevitable...I get your point tho

acme6:
How?

u care about no one but yourself... so they can resume there strike after 2018 ryt?

acme6:
ASUU please allow 2018 set to graduate before you embark on this money driven strike.

u dey selfish o

imagining shiting together with my ex with all that big booty she get..her shits go big n smell die...yuck!

oshi

where dia pics na

Lizzdeb:
is anyone stopping you from marrying big bumbum?

u get big bumbum?

Sleekydee:
men and marrying big bumbum dis days, #Smallbumbum matterz.

bro! don't u know how it feels wen u park ur prick inside a big bum? u dey miss I swear.

Mr P(rick) u mean?

doesn't look appealing to the eyes...too much of everything is not good.

hahahhaha...wasted my time reading this rubbish, it was amusing tho.idiotic girl go sleep abeg!