Celebrities › Re: Nse Ikpe Etim Celebrates 43rd Birthday, Prays"Lord Stop Me From Being Talkative" by apholaryn: 11:41am On Oct 23, 2017 |
my crush...hbd! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "Adeboye Saved Me From Spiritual Attack On My Private Jet" by apholaryn: 7:30pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
maberry: What do you have to say now? I am sure you are a Muslim You rush to say what you like on a Christian related thread Meanwhile in your own Muslim related threads one has to swear an Oath before commenting fr ur mind u are a good Christian with d thrash u typed? |
Music/Radio › Re: Upgrade Your Production Game With Native Instruments Komplete 9 Ultimate by apholaryn: 11:03am On Oct 12, 2017 |
how much and how do I contact u/ ur accnt? |
Romance › Re: Guys Share Ur Experience On The Surprising Bleep U've Ever Had by apholaryn: 7:11pm On Oct 10, 2017 |
we bleeped the same day I asked her out and I wasn't even serious about dating her,was just kidding around and one thing led to another..#met her at my friends place and it all happened over there same night. |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Thousands Of Muslims Protest Against Isis And Terrorism In London by apholaryn: 2:54pm On Oct 03, 2017 |
goingape4: I'm in my house come and bomb me  dullard ! |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thousands Of Muslims Protest Against Isis And Terrorism In London by apholaryn: 2:24pm On Oct 03, 2017 |
goingape4: I know this is part of there plan to recruit more suicide bombers.
there is a subliminal message behind this. stfu...your assumption sounds way dumb |
Romance › Re: Sent Bae Breakup Text, She Didn't Reply: Is She Planning Something Sinister? by apholaryn: 7:10pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
FortifiedCity: If I dash you slap ee. u wan kill yourself finally be that if u try am... and BTW after u don yansh her wella u con dey form tired of the relationship abi? God go judge u. if ur dick no work again tomorrow ,u go start blaming ppl fr village wey siddon jejely on dia own. |
Romance › Re: Sent Bae Breakup Text, She Didn't Reply: Is She Planning Something Sinister? by apholaryn: 6:27pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
what reply dis mumu dey expect again after probably hurting that poor girl |
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Literature › Re: Black Maria by apholaryn: 1:54pm On Sep 24, 2017 |
Nmeri17: This thread had already started in earnest in 2015. I left Nairaland for one year, came back, and the thread is still trudging on, "in earnest". My best bet is that the OP wants his story to span across 2000 years like the holy Bible.
But I'm not surprised. In 2015, the protagonist was an elderly man. Then we transited back in time to his primary school. In 2017, he's graduated into secondary school so imagine how long before he rewrites WAEC twice and has to settle for GCE after the third trial. Resits JAMB thrice and eventually scales through through a mercenary's timely intervention. Sorts his way through a five year course and successfully completes his compulsory carryover year Then goes for NYSC. Meanwhile he's still in his 20s, like 40 years young. But after all of that, guess what? Y'all will still be here, moaning as usual over withheld updates. 
The OP will eventually wither with age--probably become afflicted with Parkinson's or partial stroke Then his son will takeover. Since the OP's moniker is LarrySun, his boy will prolly sign up as "LarrySon" and promise to fulfill his father's lifelong dream of.... passing the story down to his own heir . If you complain about slow updates, the generation 2 Larry will ask you if you paid generation 1 Larry and demand to know what right you have over generation 1 Larry's treasures. And on, and on, and on. But after all of that, guess what? Y'all be dead and gone It's now your offsprings that will solemnly be flipping through these relics like it was the sacred ancient Jewish scrolls  lmao...u are crazy! 1 Like |
Romance › Re: How Girls Act When They Want To Have Sex With Guys (Pictures) by apholaryn: 1:52pm On Sep 21, 2017 |
Lotel: Hater!! for your Mhumhu mind..see the size of your head like the iceberg that capsized the Titanic. |
Romance › Re: How Girls Act When They Want To Have Sex With Guys (Pictures) by apholaryn: 11:43pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
tosyne2much: Abi? egbon Tosin!!!that shit is dry for real |
Romance › Re: How Girls Act When They Want To Have Sex With Guys (Pictures) by apholaryn: 11:40pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: How Girls Act When They Want To Have Sex With Guys (Pictures) by apholaryn: 6:48pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
dry dry dry dry dry dry dry |
Education › Re: What Was The Nickname You Gave To Your Teacher In School. by apholaryn: 7:22am On Sep 01, 2017 |
Igun (vulture)...the man get bald head |
Crime › Re: Medical Doctor In Bauchi Beats Wife To Stupor (Pics) by apholaryn: 7:17am On Aug 28, 2017 |
tosyne2much: They will soon be here for you  like she made sense for your moronic mind? |
Romance › Re: How Innocent Can A Girl Look? 18+ Pics Inside by apholaryn: 11:20pm On Aug 26, 2017 |
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Pets › Re: Nigerian Girl Vickie Shows Off Her 2 Giant Pet Rats by apholaryn: 8:39pm On Aug 21, 2017 |
sKeetz: She must be an afonja. Everything about them is weird and abnormal. Am sure she breast feeds the rats too.  iyalayaeee! |
Romance › Re: Intelligent Ones Only! Tell Us 1 English Word That Ends With “MT” by apholaryn: 12:40pm On Aug 20, 2017 |
konjimt |
Music/Radio › Re: Music Studio For Hire. Giveaway Price For Producers by apholaryn: 10:53pm On Aug 19, 2017 |
with this her fallen Jericho |
Culture › Re: Top 5 Places That Tell The History And Reveal The Culture Of The Igbo. by apholaryn: 5:21pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
Leonbonapart: You forget one thing that should have come first
Igbo: the people of the Most High God If you think they are not, arewa youth has just divide against themselves. Signs of God fighting for his people
Skul miners should come and display their stupid!ty as expected... entertain us small abeg he forgot una stupidity and dumbness u just displayed as well |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Mad At Me by apholaryn: 6:58pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
lol...mumu insecure girl |
Romance › Re: Unfortunate Tales Of People Who Died During Sex by apholaryn: 1:51am On Aug 08, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Groom Grabs His Newly Wed Bride's Bum In Wedding Picture by apholaryn: 8:16pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
oshi |
Celebrities › Re: Aremu Afolayan Curses Diezani Alison-Madueke: 'It Shall Not Be Well With You' by apholaryn: 4:58pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
onatisi: Never knew this guy is as dumb and stupid as this. I always thought he is an intelligent person. Truly common sense isnt common. stfu! u with sense who sabi u? ode |
Celebrities › Re: Aremu Afolayan Curses Diezani Alison-Madueke: 'It Shall Not Be Well With You' by apholaryn: 4:57pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
amen oo #27trillion times |
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Man Converts To Islam In Borno State, Calls Himself Abubakar by apholaryn: 3:41pm On Jul 26, 2017 |
NwaAmaikpe:

Auuzu!!
I'd rather be an Atheist than become a Muslim. who asked for your opinion? ode! |
Literature › Re: Top 5 Nairaland Crime Stories by apholaryn: 8:04am On Jul 22, 2017 |
kayemjay nko Op? |
Nairaland General › Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by apholaryn: 6:58am On Jul 21, 2017 |
mamziii: I remember a certain Saturday about 12 years ago, my siblings and I sat down to watch Cadbury break fast television after rushing up our chores so not to miss our fav comedies and cartoons. While watching, dad came to the sitting room and gave my immediate older brother money to get him razor blade, my brother collected the money and was trying to force to go get the razor, dad heard us arguing about going to buy the razor and never said a word, 30 minutes later we had forgotten about going to buy the razor and continued watching TV. He came out from his room and asked who wanted to follow him to his office, we all jumped up cos we knew going to his office means gifts and money from junior officers. We got to the office, he left us there only for us to see him coming with a sergeant and the man was like oga abeg forgive them, before we knew what was happening we were thrown into the guard room on my father's order oh.... We were there till evening without food or water until momsy came back from wherever it is she went to and throwed fire and brimstone.. I was fifteen, my brother was seventeen, and my sister 13. We sure learnt a lesson that day, now we just laugh about it whenever we remember that day your dad tough o |
Christianity Etc › Re: Informing Your Pastor Before Your Fiancee Is It Ok? by apholaryn: 9:53pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
sammykess: You know quiet well churches are guided by laws, some are biblical and others are self driven... whatever law it is I don't think its appropriate ,if my wife shld mistakenly do such..na make she move in with d pastor. |