banjicom:
omo ale ni e (U are a bastard)

just because I put my hand into our pot of soup......i neva even take meat!



Thank God my dad wasn't at home!

serenegroup:
if you impregnate any gal I will throw you out of my house and you will go and rent your own house .... quote from my dad back in the days.

Pidginwhisper:
Me: Mummy e sun re Ooooooo!

Mum: Omo Ale!! awon ebi baba e ni wan ma sun re!

Me:E ma binu Ma. Ok, e ma sun re Oooo!

Mum:

Stellamariss:
Can't think of any now, my head is blurnt now. Just check my cataloging result and is not something to smile with... Need someone to cheer me up now

kendrace:
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

apholaryn:
baby lizard how far? lol

kendrace:


Stop it na

daretodo:
"You this compound fool"

Preetiex:
My dad- Olodo,y u carry 2nd person wey carry 1st get 2 head abi?
Me- wetin person wey get 3rd go do (for my mind)
make i get 60% sef na wahala

shinarlaura:





Daddy that want to make me a babymama mother

BrightDeGea:
When my mom is mad at me she would start comparing me to her younger ones excreta and saliva, she would say "u reach shit wey happy(her young brother) shit? Abi you reach spit wey nkem(her younger sister) spit comot from her mouth?, small rat like you".

hotboz:


I feel you bro. I had to confront our first born on Whatssap lately to confirm whether he meant all he used to say to me.. those words keeps ringing in my head and everytime, it makes me dislike him more. But instead of him to give me a calm reply. He started abusing me again... Mehn, I gave him back like it's hot.

acme6:
No crazy words were used on me by my parent, I am a good child, I don't give anyone headache and I was pampered by my dad. His favorite child.

mazimee:



No worries bro, Time happens to everything, We learn from our experience and advance with them.

Stellamariss:
Can't think of any now, my head is blurnt now. Just check my cataloging result and is not something to smile with... Need someone to cheer me up now

Elnino4ladies:
I never experienced those shiit



My parents hardly insult me.

kendrace:
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

BEENUEL:
I will continue to say this... Majority of girls on Facebook are extremely dumb, even with the flexed opportunity of editing your post....no the girls still dumb.

This you can never see on Twitter.......The girls over there are way cool, brilliant and gat great sense of humour

Imagine that one writingMy dad can cause curse ......

Damn

Umartins1:
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NwaChibuzor33:
Those days my mom was more concerned about my sexual life. Asking me stupid questions like whether I get good erections in the morning. That she doesn't want me to be a disappointment to my wife. I no nor wetin concern her. Another jargons she told me was that if she swear for me e go catch me.

As for my dad that one was damn annoying. Nothing ever makes him happy. he always complain and he con carry education matter for head like say na by force to go school. Even after I graduated, I said I wasn;t going for any goddamn NYSC that I wanted to go and hustle. He said if I try it e go disown me. I remember him teaching me how to drive. He just dey shout and complain like say I force am. Even outsiders dey try look wetin dey happen inside moto. TURN RIGHT!! TURN LEFT! MATCH BRAKE!. nonsense. The guy na retired soldier tho so I no blame am.

Pidginwhisper:
Me: Mummy e sun re Ooooooo!
Mum: Omo Ale!! awon ebi baba e ni wan ma sun re!
Me:E ma binu Ma. Ok, e ma sun re Oooo!
Mum:

Small080:
Testicles will kill your great grandma

Epon lo ma pa iyalaya e.... lol
oh, but still love my dad sha

Small080:
Testicles will kill your great grandma

Epon lo ma pa iyalaya e.... lol
oh, but still love my dad sha