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Career / Re: 100 Excavators Worked Together To Dismantle A Bridge Overnight In China(Photos) by APL33: 3:13pm On Feb 10, 2018
Manson1:

APL sorry APE which one sound more like an animal
lol gradeA animal cheesy cheesy cheesy

Haba, swear u don't like Manson Goat better. But sha, just ask ur G.F or Wife, she go tell u truth.
Travel / Re: Robbers Attack Air Peace Aircraft While Taxiing To Take Off At Lagos Airp by APL33: 7:38am On Feb 10, 2018
GavelSlam:
Wish to know how they got to the conclusion that the cargo hold was tampered with by robbers?

CCTV?


Eye witness, or did they apprehend anyone?

Perhaps I rushed reading the news but I could have sworn I didn't find how they reached the conclusion.

They know it wouldn't fair well on dem if people got to know it was caused by a system error.

No items declared missing, no undeclared luggage onboard, no chase by S. Operatives, no rubbers/ hijackers on board. No CCTV footage that a human was still close by wen it happen. #MeWillNotBlivit

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Career / Re: 100 Excavators Worked Together To Dismantle A Bridge Overnight In China(Photos) by APL33: 7:23am On Feb 10, 2018
hidhrhis:

I did nt call Nigeria a zoo
it is only an animal DAT calls where he lives a zoo

You called it a zoo. And that joke has gone cold. Sorry for the rudeness in ma other quote. I will modify it wen am chanced. I just wanted u to taste how I feel wen Nigeria is been called a zoo.
Career / Re: 100 Excavators Worked Together To Dismantle A Bridge Overnight In China(Photos) by APL33: 7:19am On Feb 10, 2018
Manson1:

and also a useless animal like u..

shocked shocked cheesy cheesy grin . Manson Goat. Its does sound good.
Don't worry, me am the zoo keeper u hear?
Career / Re: 100 Excavators Worked Together To Dismantle A Bridge Overnight In China(Photos) by APL33: 6:27pm On Feb 09, 2018
Manson1:
Can this happen in a zoo country were we have zoo leaders ?

Zoo country without anim*ls like u. Is that one zoo?
Politics / Re: Abubakar Shekau: "It's Better I Die & Go & Rest Than The Calamity Befalling Us" by APL33: 7:07pm On Feb 08, 2018
Neurotika:


Why did you rate him 35% in Economy?

Cos he hasn't warranted a mark greater than or equal to 40(pass)
Politics / Re: FAKE Picture Trending On Whatsapp As "Fulani Herdsmen" Attacks On Lagos Ibadan E by APL33: 1:30pm On Feb 07, 2018
Moboj:
People But the audio is reallll
So now its the audio that is real. Someone has time to run record. But can't take one pic for proof

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Politics / Re: FAKE Picture Trending On Whatsapp As "Fulani Herdsmen" Attacks On Lagos Ibadan E by APL33: 1:25pm On Feb 07, 2018
FortifiedCity:
How is it fake?

You have not told us why you called it 'fake'

Because those pics were post of NL in 2010. That why
Politics / Re: Crowd Welcome President Buhari In Nasarawa State (Photos) by APL33: 9:04pm On Feb 06, 2018
gartamanta:


No possible. If Igbos hated Buhari so much that they gave him 5% vote in 2015, the way the hate him.now, he wont get 1%

And what figure does the 5% equate to?
Igbo's can't vote out buhari. It has to be a collective effort. Igbo's, some smaller tribes and part of the Yoruba's.

The thing is, PDP has this Fulani thing going for dem. So it might happen

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Romance / Re: Hotel In Gombe State Warns Guests Against Fornication, Adultery And Promiscuity by APL33: 8:54am On Feb 06, 2018
gurunlocker:
They are all hypocrites, same thing they always say about drinking beer, still they are the one that consume it most... Trying to form religion sh.it.

Hotel is for prayer meeting abi?

Maters of Hypocrisy's, mind u They are chemist and pharmacy dispensary. They hardly do alcohol but are bosses wen it comes to drugs nd concoction's

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Romance / Re: Hotel In Gombe State Warns Guests Against Fornication, Adultery And Promiscuity by APL33: 8:48am On Feb 06, 2018
Netanyahu1:
Lol, the hotel want to use muscle to correct Nigerians brain. But it's not possible, the thing is that the promiscuity in Nigeria is so alarming , to the extent that an average Nigerian hardly remember that they can lodge in a hotel for other reasons than having sex.

The average Nigerian? Please what other reason could they have to stay in a motel/hotel. Wen b4 they go to other states, they plan on staying with a relative or friend.

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Politics / Re: IGP Orders Kassim Afegbua's Arrest Over Anti Buhari Statement On Behalf Of IBB by APL33: 3:35pm On Feb 05, 2018
kabarka:


Does that statement look like them say?
That statement has an unshakaeble authority behind it.

If its truly IBBs words, then he has nothing to worry about.
Politics / Re: IGP Orders Kassim Afegbua's Arrest Over Anti Buhari Statement On Behalf Of IBB by APL33: 3:27pm On Feb 05, 2018
unbitchable:
It was his boss's statement.
I wonder your kind of Education.. Too many dummies in this country.

Which HIS BOSS denied. Mr/Mrs kind of education. Read ma earlier statement well.

I WONDER HOW SOME PEOPLE SCALED THROUGH SOME OF THESE TERTIARY INSTITUTIONS.
Politics / Re: IGP Orders Kassim Afegbua's Arrest Over Anti Buhari Statement On Behalf Of IBB by APL33: 11:47pm On Feb 04, 2018
greatgod2012:
heheheheheheheh! I laugh!

We're in democracy indeed!

Libel and slander isn't part of democracy. The id.ot should have just made the statement as his own. Not to use DEM SAY OR SOMEBODY SAID
Celebrities / Re: Moses Armstrong's Wife, Rita, Dies In Car Accident (Photo) by APL33: 9:54pm On Feb 03, 2018
olatbs:
Pls what is happening on Lagos /Benin expressed road?? Pls tell any member of ur family traveling through that road to pls go back ...herds men are stoping vehicle and shooting people to death..NO JOKES OH HELP TO SAVE LIFE

Video or idonbilivit
Politics / Re: Rabiu Kwankwaso Cancels Kano Visit by APL33: 4:51pm On Jan 29, 2018
lilfreezy:
Kwankwaso is an ethnic bigot like buhari and ElRufai. Dankwambo is the best candidate from the north. Else, we could manage atiku or Lamido

How does ur personal opinion mata to US?
If u like manage IBB. That's ur take. And lest I forget, U ARE A BIGOT TOO. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Rabiu Kwankwaso Cancels Kano Visit by APL33: 4:44pm On Jan 29, 2018
Udantu:
Remember how kwankwaso and his thugs made show of sweeping and cleaning road after GEJ campaign in 2015 fast forward to 2018 the guy cannot visit his state without causing commotion

Karma is a bitvh

He bowed to pressure so as to preserve life and properties. Mind u not HIS but those of innocent kano residents. SO What's the Karma there?

IF HE ISN'T IMPORTANT, HIS MOVEMENTS WONT BE NOTICED. U AND UR GEJ KARMA, HOW MARKET?

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Family / Re: I Caught My Wife Selling Her Nude Pictures To Other Men. What Should I Do? by APL33: 11:31pm On Jan 25, 2018
lefulefu:
saggy wetin? shocked. U also see the nude pix of the wife?

cheesy grin he might be the client. In our super story
Career / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service Decorates Newly Promoted Officers-photos by APL33: 1:54pm On Jan 25, 2018
Balkan:
All l am seeing are fulani faces. They are hiding their names.
Buhari must go

Apart from Buhari must go, all what u wrote was rubbish. I think u would win a medal if u display this sort of foolishness on G.Books of record.
Crime / Re: Doctor Dies After Being Shot By Suspected Fulani Herdsmen In Edo State. Photos by APL33: 1:27pm On Jan 23, 2018
CharleyBright:


The person concerned had retracted and edittsd the Laughing icon and also said the right words, so I don't know your point.
Besides, I guess you don't also believe that Herdsmen have been committing acts akin to terrorism nationwide. I also want to believe u belong to the Pro Cattle Colony Crew.
God help u.

Lol. colony koh, balcony no. I see no reason anybody should be given free land, when it won't translate to any meaningful dev GDP wise, of that state. But yes am one of those that see a conspiracy behind this killings. Plus the fact that everybody now blame herdmens for everything. Even kidnappings
Crime / Re: Doctor Dies After Being Shot By Suspected Fulani Herdsmen In Edo State. Photos by APL33: 11:55am On Jan 23, 2018
CharleyBright:


What's funny?
A Medical practitioner was murdered and that is funny to you?

Its funny cos. Any body that comits murder now, blames it on Herdsman.

He is a doctor not a Farmer. He wasn't treking, He was riding a car. The road was blocked by hoodlums, shots were directed at HIM and nobody else. And they say it the cause of Fulani Herdsmen.

May God help us. Cos nothing we no go hear for Nigeria again.

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Family / Re: 'if My Father-in-law Buy My Wife A New Range Rover, I Will Feel Disrespected' by APL33: 10:57am On Jan 23, 2018
Then buy her a 2018 escapade jeep. Or a bugatti Chiron. So he father would know, u are up to the task. #mumuDeySmell

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso, Ganduje Set To Hold Parallel Rally In Kano by APL33: 10:45am On Jan 23, 2018
omowolewa:
Test of popularity

Everybody know who is more popular. But kwankwaso just wants to show "SLEEPER" who is boss is, in KANO

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso, Ganduje Set To Hold Parallel Rally In Kano by APL33: 10:41am On Jan 23, 2018
BeijinDossier:
Kwankwasiyya welcome back to PDP

Why would he want to join PDP?

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Sports / Re: Kanu Nwankwo's Hotel, Hardley Apartments Lagos Taken Over By AMCON As He Laments by APL33: 2:05pm On Jan 17, 2018
Liberty90:
Nnamdi Kanu warned you people...you will be stripped bare, disgraced or your investments taken over from you WHEN YOU SERVE THE ZOO. This government is the most useless I have ever seen in my life., A case is in court, yet government agencies are disregarding the court process and orders, just doing things as if this is military regime. Patience Jonathan's demolished house case was still pending in court before the FCTD went to demolished it.

What is funny is AMCON has already taken over the hotel, running the business and pocketing the money and even doing renovation(painting it) as if it's their business...LOL. This is criminal!

After this experience, Kanu will regret ever serving this country.

By God grace KANU won't regret serving Nigeria. His property would by his in due course.

BUT ABEG STOP MENTIONING NNAMDI KANU, and KANU Nwankwo in the same sentence.

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Politics / Re: Police Van Transporting Cow Feed In Abuja (Photos) by APL33: 8:56am On Jan 17, 2018
sirBLUNT:
see this one bad belle for what exactly?

as you wey progress your brain didn't tell you that it is unethical to use a police vehicle to carry grass abi? what the hell is the connection between police and grass?

The connection is that the vehicle said mounted troops and its horses dey mount, not cars or any other machinery. U don't expect dem no feed the horses rice and beans. Do u?

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Romance / Re: Woman Disfigured By Accident Weds Her Man (Photo) by APL33: 11:42am On Jan 11, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
OMG I still can't believe this is happening shocked the man is a slay king cool what a perfect gentleman that knows what he wants unlike some people on this forum undecided I can see true love in his eyes tongue he is the definition of 1000yards husband material wink


look the man face. na cry dey there. plus why is she the one holding him.

That man was coerced into marrying her.
Health / Re: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by APL33: 7:01am On Jan 11, 2018
LZAA:

lol anoda anti self service thread
smh
any organ dat is ovaworked will show strain
ps next time come up wit a beta fairytale aii

He even said he used to take drugs so as not to peak quick. for self service. MY BROTHER WHO DOES THAT?

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Health / Re: Help I Can't Have Erection Anymore. by APL33: 6:57am On Jan 11, 2018
beardlessdude:
Are you sure you are not HOMOSEXUAL?

Like a faqqot who likes taking it up the ass?


You're not the only one who self serviced in his teens, most of us did and our stick is still working fine.
Leave that innocent Girl to find a REAL man who can handle her.


As for you, you're not ready to tell us truth yet

Dats another point. but the guy said he was taking drugs to delay his peak for common masturbation.
Business / Re: Banks Deliberately Flood Market With Dirty Naira Notes—cbn by APL33: 7:52pm On Jan 10, 2018
Abbeyme:
Story

Even the CBN is failing in their job of checking the activities of the commercial banks.

You, CBN, produce the notes, send them into circulation free of charge via the Commercial Banks, now wants to take a charge (fee) from the Commercial Banks for mopping them (your own produced currency o) from circulation.

Haba!! You no try

Its free of charge, if the banks sort the notes out, b4 sending it to them. U don't expect the CBN to assume commercial bans responsibility for free. MOREOVER when the apex bank gave them new note, it was sorted.
Politics / Re: Libya Returnees Protest Non-Payment Of Stipend In Edo by APL33: 3:25pm On Jan 10, 2018
EarthXmetahuman:
In foreign countries, especially western countries.
You will see different people donating to these people that have been to hell and back.

But black people, especially nigerians, the only time you them contributing massively is when they fund their pastor's expensive live style.

They want everything to be the government.

Before you ask, what about me? I'm also part of the problem, but at least I don't get my priority wrong and I contribute from the little I have.

If the money to contribute was so readily available, they wouldn't have gone to Libya in the first place.

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Crime / Re: 19 Kidnappers Terrorizing Abuja-Kaduna-Kano Expressway Arrested (Photos) by APL33: 10:27am On Jan 10, 2018
myners007:
Recruit them into the army and deploy them to boko haram war zone

So they can sell information to the terrorist

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