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Sports / Re: Egypt's Goalkeeper Refused Man Of The Match Award Because Of Muslim Faith by APL33: 11:50am On Jun 19, 2018
begwong:

Walahi I missed my favorite Goldberg during the fasting. But alhamdudillah it's over. We are back to our favorite brand.
Stewpid goal keeper. Him no dey see the adverts for the pitch of the game? Hypo...... ✈✈✈✈✈✔

So now because u wrote alhamdulillah, we are suppose to bliv u are a Muslim?. Why did u stop drinking during Ramadan?
Sports / Re: Egypt's Goalkeeper Refused Man Of The Match Award Because Of Muslim Faith by APL33: 11:43am On Jun 19, 2018
juanjo2:
pls they should just send all this Muslims to another planet, it is very clear that we are not same... imagine rejecting an award because of a mere brand, JUST NEGODU

If u are pained, u can join up the super eagles and win one for ursef
Crime / Re: Soldiers Invade Boki In Cross River, Villagers Killed (Disturbing Photos) by APL33: 5:52am On Jun 14, 2018
bellazz:
hnmmmm.... I think more details will crop in.... lemme just wait a bit... chase soldier away.. burn their vehicles... hnmmmm

Rightly thought of.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Invade Boki In Cross River, Villagers Killed (Disturbing Photos) by APL33: 5:49am On Jun 14, 2018
Funnicator:
The Fulani & Yoruba alliance shall go down in history of Nigeria as the only civilian administration that lost Nigerians most to ethnic cleansing and other forms of insecurity.

Very foolish of u. But I didn't expect anything less. Na technology fault.
Which tribe is being cleansed and which is doing the cleansing. Last I heard there's been reports of conflict in many states.
I'd advice u to google the happenings in zamfara state.
Crime / Re: Soldiers Invade Boki In Cross River, Villagers Killed (Disturbing Photos) by APL33: 5:13am On Jun 14, 2018
Funnicator:
The level of insecurity in Nigeria under the careless watch of General M. Buhari is disheartening.

And it is sad that the Great Yoruba nation, are siding with him to consolidate his hold on power and destruction of this nation.

Why would citizens attack military formations. Even burnt a military machinery?

Why would normal youths help cultist in fighting and driving away men of the Nigerian army?

Isn't the deployment of soldiers to hinder cult related violence a way of curbing insecurity in that region?
Sports / Re: Former Napoli Coach Sarri Chooses Chelsea Over PSG by APL33: 6:26pm On Jun 13, 2018
bid4rich:
If he is a good coach, he suppose to bring the best out of the player as he want them to play. Coach them, motivate them and influence them how you want them to play.

If you cannot do that in PSG, them you are not a good coach. Every coach now is looking for already made player for their own glorification.

Lazy coach (in buhari's tone) grin grin

Whats lazy about his decision? He feels he can work well with Chelsea's players. Mind u PSG has more players than Chelsea.
But those big players wont want to run for 90mins.
Sports / Re: Former Napoli Coach Sarri Chooses Chelsea Over PSG by APL33: 6:25pm On Jun 13, 2018
bid4rich:
If he is a good coach, he suppose to bring the best out of the player as he want them to play. Coach them, motivate them and influence them how you want them to play.

If you cannot do that in PSG, them you are not a good coach. Every coach now is looking for already made player for their own glorification.

Lazy coach (in buhari's tone) grin grin

Whats lazy about his decision? He feels he can work well with Chelsea players. Mind u PSG has more players than Chelsea.
But those big players wont want to run for 90mins
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kim Jong-Un's Sister Swapped Pen Provided For Signing The Agreement(Photos) by APL33: 6:08pm On Jun 13, 2018
NaijaTalkTown:
Someone even asked if that's what happened to Buhari grin

cheesy some peeps can be gullible sha
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kim Jong-Un's Sister Swapped Pen Provided For Signing The Agreement(Photos) by APL33: 11:12am On Jun 13, 2018
Luciferan369:
It is necessary for Kim to be very careful. Many Heads of States have been swapped with clones. With his sample, just two DNA cells can be cultured, electrified and magnetized for polarization, then introduced to embryonic fluid for fertilization and in 14 weeks a brand new Kim Jong-Un can be produced. And with Laser/Saner Technologies beamed from satellite his memory can be harvested within seconds and implanted on a nano-chip and beamed to the skull.

A brand new Kim, can be produced, and the next phase will be to replaced him with the clone, with full memory, but this time, with a tracker and botnet for control using the Voice of God (VoGT) Technology.

There are many clones that have been replaced with heads of States already and even celebrities have been replaced. Even their wives will not spot the difference if well handled, apart from birth marks and scars and spots.

I have experienced this. And I read some people saying he can be killed. That is silly, no one dares to kill these days, they simply replace the real with a clone that they control 100% with VoGT.

With the way u wrote, many dummies will think you know what u are talking about. You know about all this technologies by sitting on nairaland or where?

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Politics / Re: ‘Transmission’ In Buhari’s Letter Evokes Laughter Among Senators by APL33: 8:54pm On Jun 06, 2018
fallout87:


An IGP abusing power and creating false indictments by manipulation of facts and criminals isn't a rouge... but the senators laughing at his reading comprehension are?

Seriously, what a backward country lol.

With backward people like u in a country, how can she be in tune with realities. Goat of a human being, u are.
Sports / Re: Mouez Hassen 'Fakes Injury' To Break Ramadan Fast by APL33: 9:17pm On Jun 04, 2018
lease09:

then why is he trying to con his way out of fasting

The sun was down. It was time to brak the fast. That's why he faked the injuries, so as his teammates can break their fast.
Politics / Re: Fayose Was Spotted With Okada Riders While Ekiti State Boils(pics) by APL33: 9:51am On Jun 02, 2018
TheGuyNextDoor:
Haha! I ask again sir.... "all Ado bike riders were present?" u were aware of the threat so you need to tell me if those who failed to show up has two heads na. I didn't even mention any name so how did you know I meant Fayose?

Bro u be m#mu. No doubt
Health / Re: Stroke Patient Dies In Lagos After Pastor Stopped Him From Taking Injection by APL33: 10:07pm On May 31, 2018
ifyalways:
One less idiot on planet earth. smiley

Hmm. But its not the man's fault he married a fooooo* for a wife. Or maybe the woman used the pastor as excuse to get rid of the man.
Health / Re: JOHESU Agrees To Suspend Strike June 1 by APL33: 5:09am On May 31, 2018
ubyrich:


Do you know the health workers JOHESU represents??
Ignorance eh!!!

Mr enlighten me. Cos I know the important people are not under u. That's why the minister didn't bodge.

Selfish people who had gots to threaten Nigeria with Ebola. We don't need u to fight Ebola. grin
Health / Re: JOHESU Agrees To Suspend Strike June 1 by APL33: 11:26pm On May 30, 2018
investman:
But the question I've been asking is this;;--

Does it mean that without other health workers our Nigerian doctors are incapable of providing all the required health services?
If the other health workers are that less important why are they being FORCED back to work??
Y have all the public health facilities almost totally grounded, that it leaves the minister for health with no other option than to re- recruit new staff of same insignificant health workers??
When d worst comes to d worst at least the house officers can do the cleaners job!! shocked



We all know who. Does the menial jobs. Recruiting new staffs is just a way of telling u guys that an uneducated man can replace a jehesu worker that has 50years experience. He.just need to be told wat to do.

If u dont want to work, is it a crime to employ some one who would be willing and capable?

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Health / Re: JOHESU Agrees To Suspend Strike June 1 by APL33: 11:19pm On May 30, 2018
DemonMonkey7:


Pls remind me who are you again? A registrar? Or a common corper I'm shocked n utterly perturbed that at this stage in your life you still talk about GIT disturbances, stroke, and hypertension, when your mates in Canada are doing better, u derive joy watching Gray's anatomy, than making things happen, wearing lab coats upandan, some even wear it to eating areas.... Oga I've travelled around ask a dentist who is in Spain.. .its time u decide what u really want out of the crumbs u have left lol.. Was at the hospital yesterday.. Oga doctor couldn't seal common PCV... THEYLL remain phuulish till I return

Liar, what took u there? Nd which.if the.doctor was that? Give us.names
Health / Re: JOHESU Agrees To Suspend Strike June 1 by APL33: 11:12pm On May 30, 2018
worlexy:
it can't work for ASUU, you can't sack a professor and replace him with a fresh graduate.

How many of the so called professors are actually profs. Most of dem don't even have a chapter to their name, not to talk of writing a book in their respective fields.
Ma stance is that TIME paints the greatest pictures, because thoes B.Sc, Msc nd PhD high fliers of 2day would make excellent Profs of 2Mao
Politics / Re: Why Buhari May Not Sign 2018 Budget – Minister, Udoma by APL33: 5:03pm On May 21, 2018
Mogidi:


Oil is now over $80 yet Buhari's padded budget says $45.

How long would it stay at $45? And how does reducing our oil benchmark accrue to padding?

Effective planning means accounting for all eventualities. If the oil benchmark remains at $80, we would be able to fund the budget, if not, $45 would cover.
Politics / Re: How To Join Politics by APL33: 5:09pm On May 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I don't see the word 'godfather' or occult anywhere on your writeup.

OP, do you realize Nigeria is the context of this guide?
Please be more realistic.
This to me isn't practical.

Number 5, relate well with leaders/elders
Politics / Re: "APC Dead, Buried" – Senator Suleiman Hunkuyi by APL33: 4:03pm On May 08, 2018
bobnatlo:
What's the diff between El-rufai and Hunkuyi
Ain't they all a bunch of ........ In the North?
Just weep for the gullible youths ready to kill and die for these senseless and deceitful leaders there.

Better the axe than the chainsaws. That's why they voted for IT
Politics / Re: Harvard University Uses Nigeria As A Case Study Of A Failed African Country by APL33: 12:53am On Apr 22, 2018
DerideGull:
Even dumbass fool knows that the shithole called Nigeria is a failed state. It made the rank not because of the similar conditions of failed state but for the fact that Nigeria had enormous wealth yet failed woefully.

Read well. They didn't say Nigeria is a failed state.
They said we failed to THRIVE in the first 30 years after independence. Periods between 1960 and 1999.

Anus like u, calling ma country Shithole.

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Politics / Re: Man Accuses El-Rufai Of Burning Kaduna SIECOM Office, He Replies by APL33: 12:21am On Apr 22, 2018
MistadeRegal:
What goes around comes around. Rufai should let it go. Court summon... to prove what? undecided

For scape goat.
Politics / Re: Man Accuses El-Rufai Of Burning Kaduna SIECOM Office, He Replies by APL33: 12:18am On Apr 22, 2018
Lucid1:
Foolishness! A governor threatening his subject with court summon, what won't we see in Nigeria?

What is foolish in suing for defamation? Or ur think criticism and slander/libel are the same?

I pray el-rufia is serious with the court action. Make una see scape goat
Travel / Re: Kano Longest Underpass Ready For Use (video, Pictures) by APL33: 2:58pm On Apr 18, 2018
Mogidi:
Niger Delta oil money

Nawa oh. Even borrowed money na una money abi. Rubbish dey smell

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Business / Re: Bundles Of Money On The Road In Owerri As They Fall Out Of A Bullion Van by APL33: 7:01pm On Mar 25, 2018
vengertime:
Rochas the thief is already preparing for elections but his plan will not work.

They said "commercial bank bullion van"
Politics / Re: Basil Atangana Kuna Arrested In Nigeria After Being Barred From Traveling. PICS by APL33: 3:38pm On Mar 23, 2018
JasonScolari:
This shithole called Nigeria is large enough to accommodate any corrupt individual- Anonymous kiss

If he wasn't flagged by Nigerian Officials, Interpol couldn't have arrested him.
Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga List His Top 5 African Rappers, Olamide, Vector Didn’t Make The List by APL33: 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2018
ishowdotgmail:
Pained artist

Because?
Celebrities / Re: M.I Abaga List His Top 5 African Rappers, Olamide, Vector Didn’t Make The List by APL33: 11:00pm On Mar 20, 2018
Olifiz:
Why is he listing? Listing have now turn to hit track abi. Anyways it’s not my listing.







In other news: this church close to my house have been shouting fire since 6pm inside this heat. Iyam not understanding again.

His dope rapper for this era. That's why he listed.

And for those who are shouting that baddo, isn't there. Olamide and wizkid na hit makers. By they ain't rappers.
Politics / Re: Aerial View Of 17,000-hectare Sunti Golden Sugar Estate Commissioned By Buhari by APL33: 8:37pm On Mar 15, 2018
jossytech:
As if na buhari or fed govt build am, nonsense

It is the Buhari led administration that resurrected the project with over 20bil naira. Go nd check
Career / Re: Sample Of NSE/COREN Technical Report by APL33: 3:28pm On Mar 15, 2018
Apalemighty@gmail.com
Politics / Re: 2019: Kwankwaso, Wike, Secondus, Others Meet In Rivers State Government House by APL33: 4:47pm On Feb 11, 2018
eagleu:
Kwankwaso in Rivers to bail Fulani criminals in prison for killing innocent civilians?
We no go forget his atrocities to Igbo businessmen in Kano, and how he thought that pushing Hausa/Fulani agenda will send him to heaven

Pls, what atrocities are u talking about?
Career / Re: 100 Excavators Worked Together To Dismantle A Bridge Overnight In China(Photos) by APL33: 7:15pm On Feb 10, 2018
Manson1:

bros ur own na customize already nau. (APE) congrats cheesy

Its ike u think I wrote G.O.T, even inside animals goats are highly respected in UknowWat. #STU*****y. I say no more

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