₦airaland Forum

Lawlessness everywhere.
How would investors come in even when Nigerians abroad can't return home

Leonyluiz:
Greed is what will sink Nigeria. Cybertruck starts at $70,000 so explain the 700 million naira.

GREED na Naija Motto naaa. U don forget?
The Greed is second to none

It teaches me about a retired prostitute (who was once a happening lady in her prime until early 40s ), but the difference is that a prostitute never gets tired.
They may retire but never tired. They become useless and weathered from 40, now instead of tiring out like that car, and as retired prostitutes, they start moving around looking 4 successful families to destroy.

How many times this year would this Governor strip Atiku of such?

This one come sell Wrapper.
She no say na our trademark be that...

bazoodo:
Hello everyone. What are your views on this? Can you marry a 38 year old lady? What's your take? Thank you

It all depends on what you want?
IF you are marrying her with the sole aim of making babies and growing a family, then you are already in trouble.

IF you don't plan having kids and she isn't bothered too or maybe she has, and both of you are happier around each other, then marry her.

IF you already have kids and you want her for companionship, then you're good 2go.

IF you already have kids and want her solely for sociopolitical upliftment, then you're good 2go

Risingblue008:
Their wahala too much,
All women na ogbanje,
Just pick the one u love,
Put oil for her head,
Then manage ur ogbanje

😂😂😂😂 Calm down, Abeg
Just pick the one that has Value...
The one that has a lot to offer.
Never compromise that part.
It pays in the end.

MrHandsome2013:
A civil servant that started working when Nigeria was booming in 1970s.

He Worked 12 years being single before getting married.
That 12 years he worked was useless.

He didn’t marry his wife properly. No wedding pic of them as husband and wife.
No house of his own, no property,
No car , nothing.
What did he do with those 12 years.

Is it the remaining 23 years remaining to serve or retire , he will achieve anything being married with responsibilities.

This my unfortunate dad never achieved anything throughout his 35 years of working.
He was busy blaming his wife for putting him in chronic debt,
Now I sat down and began to think that this man was already a failure before he got married.
Because you have use 1/3 of your 35 years as a single man yet no single achievement.

Some men don’t deserve to married.
My dad is an evil man seriously speaking,
He knew he was a devil that has failed and instead of him to go to one seminary school.

He choose to go one village to deceive one illiterate girl to marry so they will bring innocent kid to suffer untold suffering.
Is this not pure witch crafts

Calm Down..
You story is like every other average Nigerian struggling homes.
Does it mean every father is now a useless or failed entity..?
Don't attract fatherly curses upon yourself. That can make things worse for you.
Again, things can turn around for the better in the very last minute of sufferings.
Wish I can share mine to you personally.
Better retract this and apologize to well-meaning Nairalanders. Too bad.

I don't think you understand the purchasing power of a country. Did you know Nigeria as a country can literally make you poor even when you appear to be smart and hardworking?
U seem not to understand how fast that country has deteriorated. U should be happy your Dad hasn't suffered cardiac arrest following all the nonsense happening there.

seunH:
But remember my chief, it is a goat that is involved here, they are ruminants (4 compartment stomach) so a Nasogastric tube may not be too effective, but I'm open to learning. For whether is Chapgpt, you can simply copy what I wrote and Google search it, if I copied it from somewhere, it will bring out the source.

My chief my gift oooo😁😁😁😁

U have done well.
GOAT is a ruminant and I believe they have 4 stomachs. U may be right.
Anyway, your initial explanation was epic, hence you earned a gift. Please remind me to fulfill it.
I owe some people here.
They gonna start getting theirs soon.
My transfer manager just got married and also moved into a new apartment, we are happy 4 her, she needs rest 4now. The disturbance go start soon. Na only her I trust 😂

Happy Birthday 2u Boy Oh! Boy.
The day you'll retire, we remain the saddest day in Soccer History. We know it's no longer far fetched.

Why post such on the internet...
What's wrong in having sex with a woman?
Would he have done it with a man?

Every drink na "Bitters" for Nigeria.
Killer may be using such to obstruct and divert investigation. He may have been murdered.
As such irrational thinkers would conclude that the bitters killed him without logical investigation and conclusion.

seunH:
1) Immediate on the spot assessment of the extent of the injury
2) Prevent or reduce spillage of the content of the intestine into abdominal cavity which may lead to peritonitis. The site is irrigated with sterile fluid like normal saline to remove surgical debris and clean the area which will also aid visualization and then suctioned with a suction tube
3) The injury site is then stitched or if the damage is extensive the area may be resected and stitched (resection and anastomosis) using cushing method with an absorbable suture material
4) Confirm if the area is properly managed by pouring normal saline on the injury site and checking for bubbles
5) Administer broad spectrum antibiotics
6) Post op care

Where is my gift 😁?

Amazing
I want to believe u used ChatGpt.
Prove me wrong.
Again, you forgot to pass NG tube to decompress and relieve the bowel of gases that may create tension on sutures.

Amitex:
Waste of resources. The money they should have used to develop their countries and make them liveable. Check out the World's best cities to live, none of these foolish countries feature in the top 10.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2069893/worlds-10-best-cities-live

Where is Lagos on this list?
Can't be complete with Lagos

The shortest world war just ended....
What an Intercontinental war
Better 4 everyone

Double0h7:
I can hear them shouting from across the road during rush hour traffic

U nailed it.
Nigerians are easily recognized by their loud voices & impatience.

Chilipepper:
A goat undergoes CS operation as cervix refuse to dilate by a seasoned veterinary Doctor. Both mother and child stable and healthy now

If the Veterinary doctor punctures the intestinal walls, what are the necessary steps he would immediately take to restore healing and prevent complications?
Right answers will attract prizes...
Please speak from experience point of view

drimzsmoke:
I saw a post on nairaland yesterday about a female vibrator and the display of ignorance by nairaland men didn't baffle me one bit.
They say people fear what they do not understand, so let me tell you the origin of the female vibrator.

Some many many years ago, women who come to doctors with complaints of easy irritability, low mood and the likes were diagnosed with what was termed "hysteria". The doctors then believed hysteria only happened in women and the treatment for hysteria was clitoral stimulation by the doctors using his hands.
Over time, during western industrialization, a machine was created for this purpose. This is what birthed the female vibrators we have today.
So you see, the female vibrators started out as a medical tool, it was feminist that turned it into a personal gadgets.
If you don't want your woman to be irritable and depressed, and depriving you of sex over time, or cheating on you excessively , then get her a vibrator.
The rabbit, wand or bullet will do for starters!!!
Don't be scared, the vibrators can't replace you, you'll see!!!

That's exactly 💯 the History.
Because woman have a lot of Hormones always quarreling inside of them such was created to make them calm. That's the only way they release endorphins and dopamine.

Letmecum:
woman wahala. When u finally keep one as wife then you will see the real Jezebel

She will tell you when to come back to your house, meanwhile when the rent is due she calls you ogaaaa. Her relatives can move in immediately but not yours.
Her mom can visit without prior notice but your mom is a threat to existential integrity.
She knows only your mom can sense her treacherous tendencies but not u, hence territorial blockade highly necessary.

Again, she feels attention would be divided between herself and your mom, therefore her mom is safer.
She can mandate you to foot the bills of her juniors in schools but yours can't have access to you.
She's the only one that can hire & fire maids but not you.

Choose your woman rightly. They detest competition.
Choose a high value woman ( asset, not liability) so you'll always be proud of something, never compromise because they give same shitty headache.

EmmyMaestro:
Have you ever wondered what goes through a woman's mind during sxx?
Perhaps you don't know!!

Here are few things women think about during sxx with their man.

1. Is he going to love me again after this?

2. How much will he even give me upon all these styles. I borrowed transport money to come see him.

3. Hope I don't get pregnant after this.

4. She try to differentiate the sizes of the d!CK

5. I pray he's enjoying me if not he will reduce my transport fare.

6. Hmmmm.... Victor does it better than this one sef.

7. She's thinking about who's next after you

8. All these while he has been disturbing me I thought he knows how to do it mtcheeew
Da awo nam soiyo ndien.

9. Hope I'm not smelling down there...shaa I took my bath.

10. She thinks of how you jump from one woman to another...is this how he holds them too??

11. If this guy is not enjoying me then the chances of cheating on me will be high😥

12. Let me fake the orgazam just to make him feel he has done something. He's wasting a whole lot of time here.

13. I hope he doesn’t have a Sexually transmitted Disease this one he's not using condom.

14. I will tell him not to cum inside me. I don't want to get pregnant.

15. How am I going to request for money so he won't see me as a prostitute. I don't have garri in the house 😥

16. His d!ck is very small. Not even a scratch.
Ete mbok söp nam mtcheeew 😏

Note this:
All the points mentioned above are scientifically proven not the writer's mindset.

What about the ones that want to get pregnant for a category of men in order to establish ATM fo life.? I have encountered such before. In Fact, they go to 🗑 trashcan to pick up condoms when one is as sleep. Not the ritual angle of it

Dem no pass NG tube for the Goat?
Looks like they perforated the bowel of the Goat inadvertently


So ADAM & Eve curse don reach Goat too.
Which sin wey dem commit.?
Religion don kill this world.
Anyway, it's necessary to control minions

Here it is ..........
Took me 30 secondssssssssssssssssss
It's a Baby Rock Python
Abeg give me the cash wey I win 🏆 oooo

Sheuns:
This man has lost it. His congregation totally lost it.

Was there ever a time he had it?
You are part of the problem if you have ever believed in that criminal

Nigeria of course!
No spirit of nationhood, therefore not yet a country. No allegiance. Everyone wey get opportunity just dey rape the place.

Peakdesign23:
One thing i love about this china is how they care about themselves. Nigeria no fit.

Is Nigeria a country first?
Is their nationhood among ?Nigerians...?
That where you should start from first

Make dem no Burn Igbo people shops ooo, na dat one concern me ooo

ogmask:
Very dishonest and wicked set of people. What rubbish is this. How can you protest the annihilation of Iran's nuclear sites but remain silent on the daily killing and maiming of your fellow northerners/nigerians. These people are just plain stupid and wicked.

That's the reason you must JAPA.
MINIONS full that country. U can't change or win them. Na dem be the majority

That Table should be sanitized with Glutaraldehyde

Relax, UK is already an extension of Lagos, she will come back begging.
LONDON has finally fallen.
Nothing special again.

😂😂😂😂
Police turn VDM for the last part 😂😂.
Was he not paid Salaries?
Was he not paid Roger?
He should total alloweee from Ogaaa dem plus everything naaaa.
Him eyes don clear

Brazino:
Good morning and happy Sunday to you Sir

Good Morning my Ogaaaa
How are you?
Happy Sunday 2u

Nackzy:
Virtually every girl in Nigeria is a prostitute

You are absolutely wrong.
That's not how to type.
Apologize and move on.

Dem think say na Nigeria dem go threaten and waste Middle-beltans with recklessness.
Where Naija government go dey grill IGP like say na Beer Parlor discussions.
Dem don Jam who they bring the war to them.
That's the reason USA takes no shittt. Any threat even before action is met with "collect your own ration"