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mikuz:
@arare,
Which kind talk be that? Abi you think say i be El? Me go just bleed hear first before people go gather come dey ask wetin happen!

I say this with a lot of concern, whenever you're done typing, try to look for anybody around you wen im eye still clear, ask the person to check if what you typed makes sense before you post it. Cause I can't make sense out of what you posted there, so I nor even know how to react.

And you had better type my name with R-E-S-P-E-C-T or else. . .

@ El
Thanks for watching my back, but I can handle this fella easily. I'll leave the tough ones for ya.

not bad

Sophizzy:
Na wa for you o! See how you just fall your hand!

Imagine ordinary pure water, not even bottled one sef . . .

Anyway, as they say na free things they sweet pass. So bartender, nack me one pure water on the double jireh. 

El Guapo:
Chai!! Joke Section Ladies dey fall my Prick Sorry fall my hand!! Purewater don take massive discount ni?

Oya bartender get me that Purewater efry lady dey rush so!

Typical Nigerian. They'll first criticize, reject, make yanga then accept the offer of their lives. Some of them survive on the water from their latrine lagoon sef.

Abegee, bar tender pass that special pure water jor. Make I flex to that beat. . .

^^Me too And how market?

Aow e take concern you?

Aproko

This is the first joke u've posted that was funny, well done. Buh. . . where's the odour coming from

This joke is soooooo funny! Seriously, it is. Believe me!

Kudos to poster.

akunta:
Definately remembered Evi Edna Ogholi's "uh hey, i wish u happy birthday"
Birthday party never start if them neva play that song
remember using brigther grammer, 2d exercise book for writing,playing "house"(husband, wife & children)
wit all the silly thgs tat goes wit it like, cooking "sand food"
hmmmmmm, those were the days!has me cracking up nw i rem

lol, I remember. Aww . . . lovely memories

HELLOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE!

*Shouts louder so her voice can be heard admist the noise from everyone trying to greet her*

Drinks for everyone are on me, as long as it's cold distilled purified pure water. 

It's an old joke, but it made me laugh again.

Heheheeeee, make I talk abi make I nor talk?

@ op
This seems more like a poem with a touch of humour. Not bad

Just saw this thread and I must say it's cool. I agree with most of the posts.
What d'you think about Esther, Buchi? For most of the Stevens I've met, they're stubborn and razz.

mikuz:
@araregem
why you like quarell pass fight sef?

Ehm, be so kind as to explain the difference. Besides I don't quarrel or fight, I beat up.

Studio CFR:
speak for yourself mehn

mtchew,

It can't be Studio who said this. Studio who will do anythn for free money! Studio who will be the first to withdraw the amount from his account once Nairaland pays it in for fear that they might change their mind and take the money back. It has to be someone else.

Mtcheew

Are you asking a question or making a statement?

Dreadful! I thought you were speaking hebrew

I guess I should say sorry.

What you could do dani, is to start sending money into nairalanders account and I'm sure you'll have the Jokes sect. flooded with jokes. Seriously, consider it.

Victor, I miss you. It wasn't time for you to go. You should have conquered death.

nice one, poster.

Yup, I did say he was high on something.

@ Sophizzy
What's up?

I c u r high on som cheap liquor u stole. If ur brains can't function properly 4 u 2 say somethn reasonable,jst SHUT UP!

oh, I guess I skipped that. I do agree with u actually.

^^
Is that how ya ask for favours?

Why do you wanna know?

Na wa! Season 2 again! I'll make sure I win this one.

Man, this is funny.

Na wa, this joint dry.

Waiter!!! (ARareGem's voice echos)

Ehm, the original poster should kindly post the ans.

^^
What job was well done?