^^see as you capitalize insecticide baygon and it come sound like Inspector Baygon

jackpot:

why don't you like punctuating your sentences and adjusting your Ojuelegba grammar?

i just wonder how una go dey pieces grammar for una house like

sishta guru money (sister, good morning) *no offence*

Born stupidddd which side of ur brain was donated to d river gods.I tot i told u to bath wiv acid if lonely times refuse to go away

I forgot my Wallet here Lastnyt, if una no provide am er, wetin happen for Seville on 1999 go repeat itself here!

For seville? I been think say na for harare e bin happen na?

El Guapo:

I forgot my Wallet here Lastnyt, if una no provide am er, wetin happen for Seville on 1999 go repeat itself here!

is it the one with Gold Circle inside? Here it is~

*hands over the wallet to him*

Heeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Na wa, this joint dry.

Waiter!!! (ARareGem's voice echos)

Hey miss yinka

Special annoucement!  Can y'll go n vote me in da romance section at da most romantic lady in romance section thread.
Thanks for the support and i promise to bring my romantic side dwn here to da fellaz
Yours partner in joke section,
Signed
Chi-bbz  

If i no see difference in da poll ehh,

^^
Is that how ya ask for favours?

Jus vote 1st and i will ask rightly
Thank u in advance

I've voted my sister since

**just ďŗi̶̲̥̅̊v̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊g̶̲̥̅̊ by in my escalade**

***$ ťĥĕ warfare-like grammar keeps flying around in this bar**na wa oooo

Got Smirnoff?

Oya everybody handz up! Your money or ur life? Pot., put ur handz wer i can see dem. If u press any button., Ori é malo lòrun é.'ur head will comot for ya neck' bright oya dobalé

Drops Skirt and Panty and walk towards the thieve, pulls up his dick and struck them into her juicy punny and demands he forks them hard

Lmao, this elguapo is a bad dude

U sure u can ride on ma punny Mr?

Nay

Jxt thought U Guys were shooting up a Comic late nite Series. . .wanted to help Out!

Moreova am a married Man Xpectin 3 Emperors!!!

Omocalaber., hw do u expect me to do 2jobx @ a time, But still liv dat joystick der. Eem, El oya take d oda gun. No b toy gun ooO., no go dey play wit am. Shoot anybody who try to disturb for leg, u no ya enermy naw. Kill dem all! Jane oya tough ya toe

I told u d gun is no toy., comeon point d gun away now. Bf i collect mai gun back. Hey jane stop screeming and do dis tin well

*Pointing the Gun towards Ney's Joystick*

Yeepaa! What da El , ! Guy now give me mai gun back.

*Pulls the trigger jxt for bubbles of water to splash at Ney*

Olodo, See as u cari water gun dey parade town. . . Taiwan Criminal

Olodo meji, watsup bro. Longexx time. Hw dat ya house roof wey dey lic naw abi una still dey swim inside room