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Oh, what a good house gurl.

Se u nor dey sleep? I'm good and you?

^^ Derail ko, derail ni

Lwkmd, I am earnestly waiting for the showdown at Xmas.

*Oh, what an adventure!*

People, I'm collecting money here! Who ya'll betting on?
I hear 50 kobo going for Ode, 30 for Bin. And there's another 50 for Ode. Can I get another bet on Bin Going, going, he's gone!

Finally, a joke!

Abeg, I need a BB.

Just strolling by.

Doing good, Sledge

Hey peeps Bartender, one Orobo, please.

I prefer naija food to continental dishes.

nanidee2:
First time posting a topic in this section. Hehehehehehe. Okay, here we go!



Wife buys a new sim card to surprise her hubby, so while they are in the living room together, she quietly goes into the kitchen and slips the new sim card into her phone. She dials her husband's number, & with a sexy voice, she goes:
"Hello darling"


With a very low voice, the husband answers:
"Sweetheart, please I'll call u back in 20 minutes. That big fat big is closeby, she's in the kitchen."

Oh my word!

Studio, this is becoming a habit. Postiing tasteless jokes. I reckon you're doing it on purpose. If you aren't, whoever it is that stole your ID should pls return it fast. I want the real Studio back

I'm waiting to read somethn funny cos. . .

Busybody, how does it concern you?

Wow, how funny!

Really nice. I'll send this to all those peeps who disturb me with flashn.

lol

@Yinka
Long time, where've you been? Hope the kids are fine?

@ . . .
Smokers _{are liable to} die young.

She is a certified lunatic! A mother?? She can't be!

Didn't u see my display of 32 beautiful sparkling white teeth Guess u were using a mobile.

lwkmd!

Na only devil go punish this bee o.

Don't u get it? ARareGem not araregerm. Shior!!!

RAAAAAAID kills mosquitoes dead!!! I don't need no smelly socks.

lol at Milkose

Me likey

Bonanza ko, bonanza ni

Chai!!!

I failed the cow test. You need to see how my brain was smugly shouting 'milk, duhhhh'.

Sledge, that story was so sad. I felt so bad reading the end.

El Guapo:
Lol

Na so u hate Mukiz reach?

I don't hate Mikuz o . Whatever gave you that idea? Abeg, na joke I dey. Mikuz suppose understand na.

^^
Isn't it time ya returned this borrowed car to the owner. I need not say who the owner is.  
                             _{*why I jst dey look for trouble these days*}

El Guapo:
Good Good. . . Dani u got that right bout an Assistant Mod that can help when u n Benni are offline, So how do we get One??

@RareGem, Yo Lady give me the tough Ones xcluding that Large Efemena!!

Lol, if u have faith, you can move mountains.

El Guapo:
Oh Poor Ben! What bout a Resident Moderator? Peeps like Mukiz Or Raregem are always around to take it up!

I feel somehow insulted that my name be in the same sentence with that Mukiz fella. Buh. . . are we talking 7 zeros? If we are I'm game

It really is a classic joke. Old, that is, but still funny.