₦airaland Forum

ifyan:
Hey mind your words.

Mttcheww,are u Nigeria? Mumu country.

Oboi see bread, e remain beans, Agonyi beans.

In Sean Tizzles's voice "Omo daadaa lomo yen o"

Mumu country

The pocket money aspect can never be over emphasized..

Yungwizzzy:

In this life no matter what/Who you are, somebody somewhere is dying for you!!


I work as a pure packaging technician in a pure water factory With a meager 8000 naira salary

I met this damsel at the bank when I went to withdraw some cash, after the Atm declined my card I had to use the counter

unfortunately for my enemies, that God will punish but since I'm still on fasting I won't curse. My intention was to withdraw 1000 which is left in my account, this pretty cashier now told me my balance was insufficient. I didn't know the foolish bank has withdrawn N4 for sms charges

oh damn I'm broke


Suddenly a pretty curvy young lady in her early 20s worked up to me and handed over N5000 cash to me. I was dumbfounded. She requested for my number which I obliged (later did I

Na soo the story gooo

I'm happy to announce that our wedding will come up in October

Praiseeeeeeeeeeeee Gooooooooood

Haleluya!!!

See as im package im work"Pure packaging technician in a pure water factory"

Handle a wife with a big joystick...

Caption this, it really got me.

unyours:
Patience is when you see this long queue and still drop you container at the end of the queue.
Me no get that kind patience o

I had no choice than to drop it ohhh.It's just so frustrating how one will spend almost half of the day at a filling station.

Where is Nigeria heading to?
Took this picture somewhere around Igando area in Alimosho LGA.
Is this current situation of petrol in your area too?

Whizzcute:
tnx bro , which gain,are you a crayfish seller?

Ok, i'm a birthday wisher

kolaitan:
Thanks, am using Android Phone for d first time dat is why I did nt know. is d trick too hard dat everybody can't learn?

Not really, it's just complicated

Lol hbd llnp








But what is my gain?

Abeg free the guy, wetin e go do?














Petrol is now #300 per litre

kolaitan:
I decided to use my infinix Hot Note today. I did not do any subscription since I have MTN BBM subscription on my SIM. But to my surprise, my 238 remain 3.5 in less dan 30 minutes.

Please, does it means my MTN BB subscription can't work wit Infinix hot note? What am I doing wrong? What is d best network and data plan to use?

Please, I need your solutions and recommendations, am using this type of phone for d first time - Bold 2 all d way

MTN bb plan does not work on android phone but there's a way to go abt it with the simple server trick.
Holla me on whatsapp tru 08100024248

Thugnificient:
.. i see.. what's your own strategy for winning?

I play two games with not more than 1.20 odds nd stake 12k.

Thugnificient:
and you sound like you've been in that kind of situation many times.. let's hear how you go about it.

Ok just go tell her there's nothing wrong about it, if you're 18 or above.I'm an addict sport betting freak nd my parents re aware...Can't wait for this weekend sef.

In Sunny Ade's voice"Naigeria yi ti gbogbo wa ni, koma gbodo baje".

Thugnificient:
I pictured myself beat the punter to get a N100,000. I gave some to my mum to show my relevance in the family but only for her to ask where i get the money before she can accept it. Ofcourse she needs to, i'm still a student and i'm not working yet but i lied. She believed me, she has always believed me and that's why guilty concience have been torturing me. Do you think i should have told the truth?

YOU SOUND 15YRS OLD TO ME

Smh.....Op were u sleep-typing?

Lol, this is wat happens wen u try using a Nokia 3310 to Photoshop

Lattop:
not God but he's a god

ok

This man poverty level go high oh,#5M-#30,000..Poverty na bastard.

Lattop:
Yoruba adage: Oba ba lori oun gbogbo the king never afraid of witches, wizard, sorcerer or watever

Ehen! Is he God?

I don't have a problem, my wife nd I sleep naked

Funny country

God we need change in Nigeria, pls intervene

Those Mobs are not angry, they are just frustrated

Buh he has not killed himself nah

Barcelona all the way