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Emmanuel247:
This guy addiction to Self-service na die..........
You need total sanitational deliverance

I swear he needs it

1. Masturbation Releases “Different” Chemicals in Our Brain than Having Actual Sex with a Woman

2. Masturbation Messes up the Dopamine Levels in Your Brain and Can Lead to Addiction

3. Masturbating Too Much Kills Your Dopamine Receptors
4. Masturbating Kills Your Interest In Everyday Normal Stuff

5. You’re Left Feeling “All Used Up” and Unproductive

6. Masturbation Makes You Feel Like A Loser

7. Masturbation Is Perverted


8. Masturbation Leaves You Feeling Guilty

9. Masturbating Makes You Lose Interest In Being Social

12. Masturbation Makes You More Immature

13. Masturbation Makes You Less Masculine and Dominant

15. Masturbating Makes You Depressed

16. Masturbating Makes You Get Nervous and Shy Easier

17. It’s Harder to Be in Control of Your Emotions When You Masturbate

18. You’re Less Physically Composed When You Masturbate

19. Masturbation Destroys Your Confidence

20. Masturbating Leaves You Foggy Headed and Unable To Think

21. You’re Left Feeling Unmotivated and Unproductive

22. Masturbating Leads To Low Self-Esteem and A Poor Self-Image

23. Masturbation Ruins Your Perspective Of Women

24. Masturbating Makes You Obsess Over Sex

25. It Can Also Be Linked To Your Hair Falling Out

26. Guys Who Masturbate Tend To Have More Body Fat

27. You’re Losing Out On Muscle Mass

28. Masturbating Can Lead To Lower Back Pain

29. You Lose Hardness In Your Penis

Source:http://www.majorleaguedating.com/reasons-stop-masturbating-jacking-off-jerking-off-and-fapping/

Good morning nairalanders.
As we all know that it can be annoying at times when when you're chatting with a friend or when you're here on Nl and you see people using these Abbreviations without you knowing the meaning, some people even go as far as checking the dictionary, lol..
So i've decided to come up with a little popular nd useful once..
ASAP As Soon As Possible
GN Good Night
M/F Are You Male or Female?
ASL Tell me your Age,Sex and Location
IDK I don’t Know
SD Sweet Dreams
BRB Be Right Back
JK Just Kidding
Tnx Thanks
BTW By The Way
K Okay
TY Thank You
ROFL Rolling on Floor Laughing
LOL Laugh out Loud
TTYL Talk to you later
FYI For Your Information
LMAO Laugh My Ass Out
WTF What The F**k
FB Facebook
LMFAO Laugh my f**king ass off
WTH What the hell
GM Good Morning
LMK Let Me Know
zzz Sleeping
BFF Best Friends Forever
Jk Just kidding
B4 Before
L8 Late
gr8 great
plz please
sry sorry
bbz babes
kk okay
kl cool
Smh shaking my head
You can add yours to keep this thread alive....#Peace

Hazard's my favorite

10. Xavi Hernandez - 53

Barca's Midfield Maestro Xavi features 10th in this list with an overall 53 assists to his name in the past 5 seasons. His form in the past few seasons have not been up to his standards and thats why he is at 10th spot. But his passing accuracy is the highest any any other player in this list as it close to 94% ..woah amazing right.

9. Andres Iniesta - 55

Xavi's better half and his partner in crime Iniesta is at 9th spot in this list with 55 assists to his name out of which predominant were goals to the name of Lionel Messi. Many credit Xavi and Iniesta for the stupendous success Messi had over the years. His passing accuracy is the second highest in this list as it is as high as 87%.


8. Karim Benzema - 60

Karim Benzema has been a consistent Goal scorer fo Real over the years but none failed to notice how much the contributed to his team scoring in the most crucial matches as his 60 important assists in the course of 5 seasons were vital contributions to the team's success in many ways. In the last year's Champions League winning Campaign Benzema scored 5 goals and he assisted the same number of goals which in many cases have turned out to be game changers.


7. Eden Hazard - 60

The young footballing sensation Eden Hazard is very much known for his dribbling skills ,quick feet and his ability to score solo superb goals but not many people know that he has contributed to goals as much as he has scored in the last 5 seasons which his statistics prove as he his assists tally stands at 60 ,very much close to his goal tally of 63 over the last 5 years.


6. Juan Mata - 61

Mata ever since his arrived in Old Trafford has found it difficult even to feature in the playing eleven but during his team in Stamford Bridge he was genuine playmaker as he contributed to his team's success in many ways especially in the 2012 season thats when the Blues won their first Champions League Trophy with as high as 15 assists and same number of goals that season. He features 6th in this list with 61 assists to his name over the course of 5 seasons.


5. Frank Ribery - 65

The French Man has had stupendous success with his club Bayern and his 65 assists over the course of 5 seasons has helped his club win the most crucial of matches and many a time have turned out to be match winners in their own right. Ribery features 5th in this list with an assists tally of 65 to his name in the last 5 seasons.


4. Cristiano Ronaldo - 70

Many may be shocked and genuinely surprised to find Ronaldo in this list as he is for some time now been categorized as a selfish player as the one who prefers personal glory over his team's success. But thats not the case as it turned out to be as his 70 assists over the course of 5 seaons have been translated into goals for his team mates.So thats why he features 4th in this list for the players with the most number of assists in the Last 5 seasons with a tally of 66 to his name.


3. Cesc Fabregas - 78

The Spaniard during his team with the Gunners was a true pass master and a playmaker but that changed drastically during his stint with Barca but now he has regained that title of Pass master ever since he arrived in Chelsea this season as he has already made 11 assists in his 14 appearances till date.In the last 5 seasons he has contributed 78 times to his team mates scoring goals and thats why he features 3th in this list.


2. Lionel Messi - 87

Many say Messi scored goals just cos Xavi and Iniesta provided him with the most simple of assists well guess what you guys thats not true after all,in the last 5 seasons Messi has scored close to 254 goals and has contributed to his team mates scoring as high as 87 times. Well there is no word no describe this phenomenal talent ...just out of this world..thats it!!!


1. Mesut Ozil - 90

During his team with Real the German was nicknamed "The King of Assists" as he eye for a pass was such good and he created passes in the most impossible of circumstances which resulted into goal scoring chances for his team mates. Even with the Gunners he was phenomenal during the first half of the season but now he seems to have lost his magical touch for which he was famous for once. He tops this list with an astounding tally of 90 assists in the course of last 5 seasons predominant out of which came with his time with Real.

Source:http://thecrazyfeed.com/players-most-assists-last-5-seasons-1

This is temptation

That main chick u're talking of also have a side guy...

We guys just love kipin it plain

#cool

Gyarados:
Just use bounce cheat. Immortal : press key 787898 , fly : 787899

Nawa oh!!You still remember the code

After the normal day up and down u were so weak u
got home u manage to open the door cos u are so
tied. Opening the door u saw dis all over ur room

WHAT WILL U DO?

Guy my Samsung S5310 is faster than a jet sef

Na dem dey sweet pass

According to MediaTakeOut, doctors in Maryland, US, found a woman with a very unusual condition; she was born with two vagin*s. The woman, described as black, has the vagin*s side-by-side but only uses one for s*x. The other one, she's never used before, so that one is still considered a virg*n. The lady told doctors that she menstruates out of both v*ginas during her period.

Doctors performed a full medical exam on the woman and determined that both v*ginas were fully functional and both or them lead to her single uterus, according to a report by MediaTakeOut. Aside from having two v*ginas, everything else in the woman's anatomy is the same.

Ibadan don spoil d beautiful list

Guys that self service never find sex appealing..Nawa oh

Check well you'll see Arbiola

Guys isn't she cute?

B

A

Which is better? A or B
The first pix is d original drawing

Poverty is ...........

God pls help Nigeria, we just voted in change, Change is all we need...

Look well, this is the facial expression of mama Johna."Lemme just vote,my son is leaving anyway".

Voting for the office of the first lady..

He's a patriotic citizen, no wahala if he dies for Nigeria. .

Antichrist leleyi oh

Fucki fucki, so this is why u dnt score goals for Chelsea

Nollywood star actress Ini Edo has a twin sister who looks just like her. But, this ‘twin sister’ has another name, Esther Urrah, another parents Lol

And While actress Ini Edo is from Onna Local Government Area in Akwa Ibom State, South-South Nigeria, her so-called twin sister is from Benue State. But, still striking resemblance!

According to Esther Urrah, she wasn’t aware of this resemblance with her idol until some friends pointed it out to her.

Her life ambition now is to meet the super actress and if possible, and play a movie role beside her.

Check out photos of Esther Urrah and Ini Edo below..

Girija Srinivas looks like a toddler as she suffers from extremely rare medical condition called congenital agenesis of the bones, Bangalore, India.


A 19-year-old teenager weighs a mere 12kg while her height is 76,2cm, she can’t sit up because her head is so heavy in comparison to her body, and she is unable to lift anything beyond a cup of tea. Besides, even the most simple household chores are too tough for the girl and she also has breathing problems. The only outlet in Miss Srinivas’ life is painting, she is dreaming about a career of an artist to become independent and help her parents financially.

Raad Zeid al Hussein, the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees official has stated that the over 200 Chibok schoolgirls kidnapped by horror Boko Haram sect a year ago may have been slaughtered.

Al Hussein based his comment on the fact that the schoolgirls may have been part of the women who were killed by the terrorists before they escaped from Bama and other towns in Borno State just before the Nigerian army and joint forces from Chad and Niger retaken the lands.

Following the uproar caused by the alleged comments by the Oba of Lagos, Rilwan Akiolu, where he reportedly threatened Igbos resident in Lagos to vote for the governorship candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), a representative of the palace has released a statement regarding the issue.

Read below (Courtesy Premium Times):

“My attention has been drawn to a publication in a national newspaper where HRM Oba Riliwanu Akinolu was alleged to have threatened Igbos in Lagos to make them vote for Ambode.

Last Sunday, all honorary Eze Ndigbos in Lagos paid a courtesy call to HRM Oba Akinolu. At the meeting the visitors praised the Oba for his fatherly support for and cooperation with Igbos in. Lagos. They assured him of their continued good neighborliness with other tribes in Lagos and support everything that’ll further strengthen that harmony.

Oba Akiolu on his part acknowledged the enviable performance of Governor Fashola and his contribution to the growth of investments in Lagos. He gave the assurance that he is not disturbed or angry with South-East and South- South votes for President Jonathan as perceived by the Eze Ndigbos. The Obas thereafter called on the Igbos chiefs to show appreciation to Lagos State by supporting his candidate Mr. Ambode for continuity of excellence as they have earlier promised.

He assured them of his continued support‎ and assistance where needed and the meeting ended with the traditional breaking of kolas, alligator pepper, and bitter kola and pouring of liberation on the ground. It was within this context that that the tradition of Lagos with regard to the lagoon came up. It was noted that whoever works against the throne and the interest and peaceful co-existence of Lagos would end up in the lagoon as per tradition.

Oba Akiolu stated further that the Igbo people have not betrayed the throne. Lagos has also not betrayed the Igbo people. Lagos has done so much to make the Igbos comfortable and to prosper. For this, we expect reciprocal respect and understanding. The Oba of Lagos prays that the Lagoon and the throne will continue to bless and protect all those who reside and visit Lagos.

Oba Akiolu is the father of all irrespective of tribe, religion or political persuasion. In Lagos, we have an old traditional proverb that relates to the Lagoon. The Lagoon is unique to Lagos. The proverb stresses the need for unity and understanding when you do business in an environment and in this case when you live and do business in Lagos.

Oba Akiolu prays for peace for the land of Lagos and prosperity for all its inhabitants”.