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Your house is on fire with ur mother and ur wife stuck in it, but u av d opportunity of saving only one person, pls who will u save? It's a very hard decision to make buh i'll save my mum...What abt u?
Please be sincere .

I sweari don't need no fucking person born with a silver spoon, all I want is change#That's all

I sweari don't need no fucking person born with a silver spoon, all I want is change#Lobatan

1
Start up a conversation with
someone you like. If there is
somebody you have your eye on,
talk to them about anything and try
to gradually change the topic to
Valentine's Day. If this is hard to
do, on the week of Valentine's Day,
casually go up to them and ask if
they're doing anything interesting
this week, do this subtly, as if you
are bored or trying to be polite.
2
Make sure the person you have
your eye on does not have a
Valentine! Many people make the
mistake of not asking their
proposed Valentine if they have a
date and cause themselves
unnecessary embarrassment later
on!
3
Make sure they would be willing to
have a Valentine. If they go on and
on about how they wish they could
have a Valentine you can casually
say, "I'll be your Valentine!" and all
is well, but if they don't mention
anything at all, make sure they
would be willing to have a
Valentine. They may prefer to have
the day to themselves or already
have a date.
4
Make sure they will be able to go on
a date. If they are away on
Valentine's Day, then you cannot
really have a Valentine's date.
However, you could ask them out in
general, or go out another day.
5
Enjoy it! Valentine's day is meant
to be for you to enjoy! Do not get
nervous, however hard it may
seem, and try to not get sweaty as
this is a big turnoff!
6
Whatever you do, make sure you
don't ditch them if they accept to
be your Valentine. This will reduce
the chances of you ever going out,
ever.

1
Start up a conversation with
someone you like. If there is
somebody you have your eye on,
talk to them about anything and try
to gradually change the topic to
Valentine's Day. If this is hard to
do, on the week of Valentine's Day,
casually go up to them and ask if
they're doing anything interesting
this week, do this subtly, as if you
are bored or trying to be polite.
2
Make sure the person you have
your eye on does not have a
Valentine! Many people make the
mistake of not asking their
proposed Valentine if they have a
date and cause themselves
unnecessary embarrassment later
on!
3
Make sure they would be willing to
have a Valentine. If they go on and
on about how they wish they could
have a Valentine you can casually
say, "I'll be your Valentine!" and all
is well, but if they don't mention
anything at all, make sure they
would be willing to have a
Valentine. They may prefer to have
the day to themselves or already
have a date.
4
Make sure they will be able to go on
a date. If they are away on
Valentine's Day, then you cannot
really have a Valentine's date.
However, you could ask them out in
general, or go out another day.
5
Enjoy it! Valentine's day is meant
to be for you to enjoy! Do not get
nervous, however hard it may
seem, and try to not get sweaty as
this is a big turnoff!
6
Whatever you do, make sure you
don't ditch them if they accept to
be your Valentine. This will reduce
the chances of you ever going out,
ever.

Happy birthday, guys!

Op u forgot this one; Any sensible person should not vote in GEJ, It's GMB till .....

My babe is just getting beautiful day by day.

elantraceey:
It's not easy dear but for your future children sake , there's only a slim chance that you guys won't give birth to SS so it's better to avoid that now than take the risk.

Thanks for your advise..

Harbitualbaby:
(1).Break up for the sake of ur unborn children unless of course u want 2spend evryday of ur life running in and out of d hospital. (2)if u blive in miracle and if u can av d faith my father never had.if only he knw those children will live 2 even give him grandchildren he neva wld marry anoda woman.

Thank u, it's like u also have a similar story.

enochogaga:
be there asking us. be there oh asking us foolish question.

I'll just ignore u

iceberylin:
Change your genotype

Very funny, is it possible?

elantraceey:
You guys just have to break up, the earlier the less painful .

This one is easier said, thanks.

There is this girl i've been dating for the past two years, she loves me and so do I, but the problem here is that she opened up to me that she is AS and i'm also AS, with my little knowledge, I know if two persons with this same blood genotype AS come together, there's every possibility of given birth to an SS.Pls nairalander what should I do?

But come oh, boko haram are killing, even politicians, where do we run to? The other day it was at Iyana Ipaja, now Kaduna, Thank God i'm going to Paris tomorrow. ..

90% of people reading this thread had sex before marriage, so u guys should shut d Bleep up.

I saw something similar to my post which made fp, so i decided to come up with silly things men do for love, its not only women that do silly things wen in love, men also do.
Many a time, men feel Cupid has shot
an arrow or two at them when they
see a woman. Be it love at first sight
or an eventual feeling, it is in a man’s
ego to get her to look at him if not
into his arms.
The funny part is in how most men do
it. We could be familiar with the adage
“love is blind” but do you also know
that love is scientifically proven to be
maddening? Whether it is love or lust,
we men end up doing things for women
that would even make a five year old
shy in shame!
Here are some of the desperate
actions that I advise no man to ever
do (but still will be done) when they
fall in love’s demented pit.
1)Crying
“When he (the rejected guy) started
crying,” Gloria Ayaa, a model recalls,
“all I could do was laugh at him
because he was trying to play on my
sympathies.” Big boys don’t cry…
broken ones do. She might have said
no, or that she is seeing someone or
even that she is even if she were
single, she wouldnt date if you were
the last man the planet, but please,
never cry, at least not in front of
her.
It is actually the most silly thing one
could do to win a woman’s heart. Why?
Women need to have a feeling of
masculine protection when they have a
man. Now imagine what she thinks he
would do if say both of them were
being robbed? Cry?
2)Faking an accent
Now, a normal man would laugh his ribs
to pieces on seeing another faking an
accent. Put yourself in the shoes of
the girl you are trying to please. Silly,
huh? It may actually work (if he is
good) on the first encounter. But like
a missing tooth, one cannot hide it
forever. “It makes the man look like a
clown. Even when he is saying
something serious, he will look silly,”
24-year-old Martina Lamachi remarks.
Though the fairer sex are masters in
this art, the men who pull this off risk
being comedians. They are paid to act
silly, aren’t they?
3)Stalking
This is funny to some extent. It is
comic when the guy is in the girl’s
circles. First, it shows the coward in
him, and that he is a cling-on. How
does one keep following a girl he
probably is sure to meet at least once
a week? It may be love, but it is not
sensible.
It gets criminal when the girl does not
even know the guy who is stalking
her. “It was funny at first when he
used to chase the taxis I boarded,”
Nancy Mbabazi says, adding, “but it
got serious when he started knocking
at my dad’s gate!” Stalking is an
unwritten “No-no” for any guy
interested whatsoever in someone of
the opposite sex.
4)Borrowing things to impress
“Borrow borrow never fits…” the
nursery rhyme goes. The best part of
that song is that it is true. Men keep
on borrowing things to show ladies
that they are the next wealthy
prospect.
However much one goes through all
those pains just to prove himself, it is
silly because in essence you are making
the woman fall for a different person.
Those who are in university are more
prone to borrowing so that they can
impress the fairer sex.
University going Pamela Kirabo recalls
an incident in which a man borrowed an
entire room to host her. What failed
the boy was trying to operate the
fridge. He didn’t know where the
power switch was!
“It was then that I smelt a rat and
checked the photo frames only to find
the real owners pictures hidden right
behind his! It was downright stupid of
him,” she remarks.
5)Denying your home, friends, for her
This is the worst of the silly actions a
man can do to impress a lady. It turns
out not just unimpressive, but also
puts one off the list of the lady’s
prospects if one ever was there. There
is practically nothing funny about this
ne except that it is silly.
“If he can deny his own family for
you,” Catherine Omong, a mother,
argues, “that means he can deny you
when you have married and he is
interested in someone else!”
Guys,you have done one of these silly things listed at a point in time, no lie, lol

iceberylin:
Wearing butt pad
If you no get nyash forget am

Lol,it's like you're guilty of this one.

I saw something similar to my post which made fp, so i decided to come up with silly things men do for love, its not only women that do silly things wen in love, men also do.
Many a time, men feel Cupid has shot
an arrow or two at them when they
see a woman. Be it love at first sight
or an eventual feeling, it is in a man’s
ego to get her to look at him if not
into his arms.
The funny part is in how most men do
it. We could be familiar with the adage
“love is blind” but do you also know
that love is scientifically proven to be
maddening? Whether it is love or lust,
we men end up doing things for women
that would even make a five year old
shy in shame!
Here are some of the desperate
actions that I advise no man to ever
do (but still will be done) when they
fall in love’s demented pit.
1)Crying
“When he (the rejected guy) started
crying,” Gloria Ayaa, a model recalls,
“all I could do was laugh at him
because he was trying to play on my
sympathies.” Big boys don’t cry…
broken ones do. She might have said
no, or that she is seeing someone or
even that she is even if she were
single, she wouldnt date if you were
the last man the planet, but please,
never cry, at least not in front of
her.
It is actually the most silly thing one
could do to win a woman’s heart. Why?
Women need to have a feeling of
masculine protection when they have a
man. Now imagine what she thinks he
would do if say both of them were
being robbed? Cry?
2)Faking an accent
Now, a normal man would laugh his ribs
to pieces on seeing another faking an
accent. Put yourself in the shoes of
the girl you are trying to please. Silly,
huh? It may actually work (if he is
good) on the first encounter. But like
a missing tooth, one cannot hide it
forever. “It makes the man look like a
clown. Even when he is saying
something serious, he will look silly,”
24-year-old Martina Lamachi remarks.
Though the fairer sex are masters in
this art, the men who pull this off risk
being comedians. They are paid to act
silly, aren’t they?
3)Stalking
This is funny to some extent. It is
comic when the guy is in the girl’s
circles. First, it shows the coward in
him, and that he is a cling-on. How
does one keep following a girl he
probably is sure to meet at least once
a week? It may be love, but it is not
sensible.
It gets criminal when the girl does not
even know the guy who is stalking
her. “It was funny at first when he
used to chase the taxis I boarded,”
Nancy Mbabazi says, adding, “but it
got serious when he started knocking
at my dad’s gate!” Stalking is an
unwritten “No-no” for any guy
interested whatsoever in someone of
the opposite sex.
4)Borrowing things to impress
“Borrow borrow never fits…” the
nursery rhyme goes. The best part of
that song is that it is true. Men keep
on borrowing things to show ladies
that they are the next wealthy
prospect.
However much one goes through all
those pains just to prove himself, it is
silly because in essence you are making
the woman fall for a different person.
Those who are in university are more
prone to borrowing so that they can
impress the fairer sex.
University going Pamela Kirabo recalls
an incident in which a man borrowed an
entire room to host her. What failed
the boy was trying to operate the
fridge. He didn’t know where the
power switch was!
“It was then that I smelt a rat and
checked the photo frames only to find
the real owners pictures hidden right
behind his! It was downright stupid of
him,” she remarks.
5)Denying your home, friends, for her
This is the worst of the silly actions a
man can do to impress a lady. It turns
out not just unimpressive, but also
puts one off the list of the lady’s
prospects if one ever was there. There
is practically nothing funny about this
ne except that it is silly.
“If he can deny his own family for
you,” Catherine Omong, a mother,
argues, “that means he can deny you
when you have married and he is
interested in someone else!”
Guys,you have done one of these silly things listed at a point in time, no lie, lol

God pls guide all of us this election period,

You are all welcome guys.

You are above 19yrs of age and ur face is as smooth as a day old baby's butt,these are home remedies u can use to start growing beards...For naija no beards no respect, so u beta no dull.
AMLA OIL
Amla or the Indian gooseberry is said
to be highly effective in increasing
facial hair growth. It may be used
alone or in combination with mustard
leaves. Simply massage a little amla
oil onto your face and leave it on for
about 20 minutes; then rinse using
cold water. The alternative is to
wash and grind a few mustard leaves
into a paste and mix in a few drops of
amla oil into this. Apply this paste to
your face, leave it on for about 15
minutes and then rinse with cold
water. Do this about 4 times every
week and you will observe your facial
hair growth improving after a few
weeks. Here is how amla helps control
hair fall
CINNAMOM AND LEMON
Powder a little cinnamon bark and
mix one teaspoon of this with two
teaspoons of lemon juice; apply this
paste as a thin layer over the face
the then rinse with cold water after
20 minutes. Of course, this remedy
will not work for people who are
sensitive to lemon and may feel a
burning or itching sensation.
Discontinue use if you find this kind
of a reaction. If you don’t have such
a reaction, you could use this remedy
about twice a week for good results
COCONUT OIL
Coconut oil massage is recommended
for hair growth and that’s why it
also helps with increasing facial hair.
For even better results, coconut oil
may be combined with rosemary oil in
a proportion of 10:1 (10 parts
coconut oil with 1 part rosemary oil);
this is important to prevent the
essential oil from causing irritation
of the face. Take a little of this oil
mix onto a cotton ball and apply to
the face; rinse with cool water after
about 15 minutes. Here is how
coconut oil can help curb hair fall
EUCALYPTUS OIL
Like rosemary oil, eucalyptus oil is
also an essential oil that can help to
stimulate the growth of facial hair.
But because it can cause irritation of
the skin, it must be mixed with a
carrier oil; olive oil or sesame oil are
a good option. Into half a cup of the
carrier oil add between 15 to 30
drops of eucalyptus oil, mix and
massage this oil onto the facial skin.
Allow it to remain for about 30
minutes and then rinse with cold
water and a gentle soap if you find
the oily feeling irritating.
While these natural remedies can help
to increase the growth of facial hair
in men, it is important to remember
to pay attention to other factors,
too. Make sure you eat a healthy diet
that gives your body enough vitamins
and minerals. It is also important to
keep your face clean by using a mild
moisturizing face wash; however,
avoid frequent washing with strong
soaps that tend to dehydrate the
skin. If you smoke, understand that
nicotine does not exactly promote
facial hair growth.
I hope u benefited from dis..
Source; thehealthsite.com

cutieberie1:
i'm nt addicted to 1,3 n 5...i am not even using dem

even 8...

You wish

I think we can officially call the
internet an addiction. The thought of
traveling to a country where I
couldn’t have immediate access to the
web is terrifying. Heck, I can’t leave
home for more than a couple hours
without wondering whats going on
around the world wide web.
Is the internet making us more or less
social? I guess that all depends what
your doing on the internet. But there
is no real substitute for good old
fashioned person to person contact.
So what makes the internet so
addicting? I put together a list of the
things about the internet that is
so inviting, enticing, and addicting.
1)Facebook - No matter how hard you
try to avoid it at some point you will
wind up with a profile on the largest
growing social media site on the web.
And once you’re there… Facebook is
like a drug pusher feeding the
addiction by constantly alerting you of
new people to bring into your network.
They are always telling you who is
active in the community… forcing you
to succumb to the peer pressure of
updating status, writing notes, adding
friends, and basically just acting as a
Viewer towards all the friends in your
network. Yes, I am officially a
Facebook addict.
2)Celebrity Gossip- Admit, you can’t
resist taking a sneak peak at TMZ or
Perez Hilton to see the latest antics
that Brittany Spears or Lindsay Lohan
are up to. I don’t care if you’re the
world’s most alpha male… you probably
followed the Madonna-Arod scandal
like crack. I know I did. There is just
something invigorating about reading
about the latest drug arrests, sex
tapes, divorce scandals, fashion
miscues, and Hollywood hookups of the
rich and famous.
3)Youtube- This addiction has no
limits. Whether it’s 13 year old boys
watching the latest Avril Lavigne
video, or it’s your mom forwarding
you a video of some goof ball getting
hit in the head with a hammer, it
seems every one is addicted to the
craze that is Youtube. And with over a
billion people out there all looking to
capture their fifteen minutes of
fame… there will be an endless supply
of content to keep the jonesing
masses happy.
4)Email- This is a no-brainer. But the
question is; what is the severity of
your addiction? Do you check it once a
day? Once in the morning and once at
night? Do you check every couple
hours? Every hour on the hour? Or are
you like some of us mind warped
individuals who have it tied into our
phones so we don’t miss a beat. There
is a special place reserved in the
recovery ward for the Blackberry and
Iphone addicts.
5)Twitter- Spending hours every day
instant messaging and texting our
friends isn’t enough. We need more…
so from that desire Twitter is born.
Twitter allows you to communicate
with thousands of people at once
through a combination of text
messaging and IMing. Want to play
Viewer on your favorite internet
celebrities… follow them on Twitter.
You can read about what they had for
dinner, or what website their reading,
or how they are constipated and just
can’t seem to squeze that last turd
out.
6)Hot Chicks with Douchebags- This
is the cultural phenomenon that went
on to become a coffee table book .
What makes this site so addicting? Is
is the curiosity of the nature of
hottie/douche commingling… is it
simply the attractive girls decked out
in club gear… or is it Douchebag 1’s
insanely funny bits of social
commentary? I don’t know. But what
I do know is that once you get a taste
of Hot Chicks with Douchebags…
you’re bound to go back for more.
7)Google- Google is like the
internet’s come down drug. When
you’ve maxed out all of your other
vices… and its three in the morning
and you can’t sleep, this is when you
find yourself googling obscure terms,
childhood friends, long lost lovers,
cities you’ll never visit, cartoon shows
from your youth, Wade Bogg’s 1988
batting average, movie quotes, Ashely
Olsen’s weight, the best burrito joint
in Jersey, can you really go blind from
masturbating, bikini pictures of Sarah
Palin, who designed the Millennium
Falcon, Brett Farve’s high school
girlfriends name…. I have one piece of
advice for all of you out there: After
an all night Google binge… be sure to
clear your search history. What you
find might scare you!
8-Porn- Ah… an oldie but goodie!
This one is for all the guys out there
that pretend they’re only going to
take a peak! All you guys can relate to
what a struggle with will power it is
knowing that naked women are just a
mouse click away? This is an addiction
that varies in intensity from the guy
who dabbles occasionally when his wife
is working late, to the guy who barely
leaves his house and refers to porn
stars by their first names… But even
the best of us fall victim to porns
subtle way of roping us in. Admit your
disappointed number 8 didn’t come
with a link!ť

I wonder if Gov Ayodele Fayose has
any iota of conscience owing to the
manner he has taken it upon
himself to kill,decimate and
destroy anyone who supports APC
and its candidates
SOURCE:@ayourb
The youth in this gory picture was
one of the students leaders who
spoke at APC/GMB Presidential
rally at Ado Ekiti lampooning the
FG and declaring that Ekiti students
would vote for Buhari
The act allegedly angered the
Governor who declared war on
them and caused so many bodily
harm to be unleashed on them.

I saw dis in yesterday' s pm news paper, it was kinda funny so I decided to take a shot and post it on nairaland..What do u guys think of this?

nairalanders, I came up with this
thread to show you guys a couple of easy
and interesting songs a choir can
rehearse and sing in no time. ♦ Alpha
and Omega
♦ Your Grace and Mercy
♦ Everything
♦ Our Father, You Are Holy
♦ Jesus Is His Name
♦ God Is (An Awesome God)
♦ Why We Sing
♦ My Life Is In Your Hands
♦ Oh Lord, We Praise You
♦ I’ve Got a Testimony
♦ Emmanuel
♦ Battlefield
♦ It Was a Great Thing
♦ Hosanna
♦ God Is Able
♦ Awesome Wonder
♦ Making a Way
♦ He’s Alright
♦ Redeemed
♦ Job’s Song (Blessed)
♦ I Just Can’t Tell It All
♦ My Soul Is Satisfied
♦ Mighty King
To get these songs, all u have to do is
google the names of your preferred song
with "mp3"besides it.For example if i'm
downloading "It was a great thing", i'll
just type, it was a great thing mp3 in my
google bar.I hope this has been helpful
for as many that are still looking for
songs to rehearse on Saturday and sing
in church on Sunday..

EroticAngelina:
lol true. im going to wash a lot of clothes 2day! and im gonna fix my hair, go to d market, and to the gym, u didnt put that
op, u no number dis ur list wel o.

Thanks dear i've adjusted it

Lol,this is at least one thing a nairalander would do today.
1) You are going out on a date today
2) You're going to play 1960 or nairabet
3)You're going to church for rehearsals!
4) You're fasting today
5) You're going to wash a whole lot of clothes
6) You're going to Alaba
7) You're going to travel
8-You're going to spend 70% ot today playing video games
9) You're going for a football training
10) You're going to visit a saloon to fix your hair
11) Your morning food is Bread and tea
12) You're going to the market to buy foodstuffs
13) You're going to buy new clothes today
14)You're celebrating your bday
15) You're going to apologise ti him/her
Don't even say you're not going to do one out of these things today. As for me I think i'm doing, 2& 5.What abt u.

1)You saw ur crush today and pretended u didn't
2) You called customer care
3) You fought with your friend
4) You played nairabet or 1960bet
5) You will call your babe in the next 20mins
6) You shouted "Up Nepa" today
7) You had an headache
You masturbated,,
9) You are laughing now
10) You lost ur money
11) You abused ur president
12) You drank garri dis afternoon
13) You are dozing
14)You watching a season film right now
Abeg which one u do today, or you're currently doing. As for me i'm currently doing no13.