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Just a prank oh

Lol,their only pouring water into a Basket

God forbid

Babysho:
*A Lanky Person hardly gets the 'Target' he/she wants
A lanky guy or girl doesn't really get the person he/she wants because there is the possibility that person isnt into the he/she because of his height and lankiness .Especially for girls because boys dont like it when the 'Bae' is taller than them.


*Lanky Dudes and Ladies Never Look Good In Short Sleeve Shirts
Yea,their hands just come out of the sleeves,all thin and lengthy,they are a total turnoff in short sleeves.


*Lanky Girls are Usually Not Busty
Ehyahhhh It is a natural thing.


*Lanky People Possess Long Fingers Traits
All Lanky People have lengthy and skinny fingers.I have a friend that clunches his fist while walking,because he feels insecure about the way his fingers look.Having long fingers doesnt look good in pictures.


*They Can't Seat Comfortably In Tight Vehicles
Lanky Peeps,because of their tall structure,can't seat in small or tight vehicles.I was in a flight to Lagos one day,a dude sat near me,while i relaxed comfortably throughout the flight, he kept turning,twisting and stretching,I felt sorry for him though but it wasn't until we alighted that i discovered that his uncomfortablity was only because he is Lanky!

Dude you're lanky na........happy for u oh

Making FP these days is like waiting for Naija to win world cup

Some will even forget their Bible,but remember their charger. Lol

How many of us are guilty of this?
Happy Sunday!!

I hail ohh,my fellow great Nigerians...

Happy new month

To the main thing; I am a chorister in the RCCG.LP49,Perfection^2. I know we also have a lot of them here on NL,not necessarily from RCCG, so I need ur help.... I love singing praise and worship in my church,the only problem i have is that i also want to praise God in our native dialect. What I mean is something like this; Ologo imole, adagba ma tepa,oba to n gba idobale awon oba, the ancient of days, jehova shama,jehova nissi,onye di kagi,agunechemba......Yes!!!!something like that.
Please if u know how to praise God in ur native dialect just help me out by praising him in this section(All tribes are allowed)...... Interpretation is also welcomed....

God bless u all as u help a brother out
Have a peaceful day

This one is hard o

ok

THIS IS NOT GOOD...

I HOPE THIS AINT REAL SHA

This is not what we want to hear....Being Muslims or Christians does not change d fact that they kill innocent lives on a daily basis ...What we want is an end to book haram...


I pray God saves us in this country Nigeria

She's someones babe oh......

Me

This competition is for the guys only...
In this competition guys will post pictures of their six packs for girls nd fellow guys to like. The guy the with most likes wins the competition and becomes "NL Mr Six Packs".

Winners will be categorised into 3: 1st,2nd nd 3rd.

Names will be announced by d end of it all...


Sounds funny.Its just fot d fun of it

Op stop smoking. You will just land in Yaba left side

iceberylin:
OMG.....you need IQ enhancer ...

How much is it?

STOP TAKING SELFIES....




CHILDREN OF NIWADAYS SEF!!!




THERE WAS NOTHING LIKE DIS BAK DEN IN D 80S..

Op i did it nd it got my memory card of 8gb formatted

What is boob sucking?

This plot of land is not for sale oh

You should've supported it with a stick na

For unlimit

For unlimited mb contact this whatsapp no

Erukumakanaki:
1 Tom and Jerry
2 Tom and jerry
3 Tom and jerry
4 Tom and jerry
5 Tom and Jerry
6 Cat and Mouse
7 T and J

I also like Tom nd Jerry,it's just dat i easily bored watching it..

This thread is dedicated to all cartoon lovers....
Some people think cartoon is meant for children alone and that watching cartoon makes one immature, I totally disagree with that....I even find cartoon very relaxing nd fun to watch......Back to the thread,i've watched a whole lot of cartoon movies, but these five(5) are my best and favourite cartoon of all times:

1)Shrek
2)Home
3)Escape from planet earth
4)Family guy
5)Lion King
You guys can keep this thread alive by adding yours to it....so we can get to watch em all.

Don't lie i'm handsome......

If you have a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife,
husband...a secret lover. Then these cute good
night sms messages are for you..


Hey u!!! Yes u... the cute one... holding
Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..!


G -o to Bed O -ff
G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank GOD


hi,i know u r sleeping
hi,i know u r sleeping now.so i dont wand to
disterb u.but this "beeb beeb" is my sweet kiss.i
wil give it againe.so keep in touch By kunjava
May be u are busy
May be u are busy or tired by the end of the
day, just wana tell you 143, GOOD NIGHT
before I sleep.




(>"*"< ( - , - )
(>"*"<
( - , - ) zzz---
(">--<"---Sshh...... its only me putting a
blanket on u so that u wont get cold, have a
warm & nice sleeP!GOOD
NIGHT



Despite the Old saying "Don't
Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your
Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the
People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good
Night.




Name 3 characteristics 4 me
Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night


I hide my tears when
I hide my tears when I say ur name, But the
pain in my heart is still the same. Although I
smile & seem carefree, there's no one who miss
U more than me. Good Night & Sweet Dream



My Math teacher told me
My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1
Min = 60 secs. but she never told me 1 sec
without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100
years. Miss you, Good Night, have a sweet
dream.


Money can buy a house
Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not
sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it
only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all
UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good
Night




AS a day turns into
AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out
of site... No matter how tuf d world may seem,
But.... U still deserve the sweetest dream
tonight.... Good Night!!!Jeet (Mumbai)
The greatest gift u can
The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time.
B'coz when u give sum1 ur time. You're givin
them a portion of life that U never get back.
Good Night Friend.



Smiling is the second best
Smiling is the second best thing u can do by ur
lips, Of course u know the 1st...? Stop thinking
weird... stupid its keeping ur mouth shut


My day may be hectic.
My day may be hectic. My schedule may be
tight. But I would never let the day end
without saying good night. Sweet dreams



night is a wonderful opportunity
night is a wonderful opportunity
2 pray
2 love
2 care
2 sleep
and to thank all the blessings we received good
night and sweet dreamz mutswana mulalo
no sweet thoughts to forward....no
no sweet thoughts to forward....no cute graphics
to send....just a...caring heart saying... gudnyte
take care




As the day turns into
As the day turns into night,keep ur worries out
of sight,close ur eyes n go to sleep,for all the
good times are urs to keep.sweetest dreamz!



A day is going to
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a
friend like U making my everyday seems so
great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n
sweet dreams




()"""() WAIT... ( "o" )
()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()"""()
( -o-)
( ,("),
Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!



Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!
Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom
Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My
sweet friend is going to sleep....Good
Night....


Since ur eyes are looking tired...
Since ur eyes are
looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams..GOOD NIGHT !



darkness is every ware. the birds
darkness is every ware.
the birds r back there home.
road are quite
every body is sleeping.but i m not
u know y? just wanted 2 say u Good night

Master of puppets is pulling
Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting
ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me,
u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall
a sleep 1,2,3,



somewhere out there beneath the
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light
someone think in of u some where out there
where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet
dreams 2 you



As nite falls upon the
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again.
With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here
to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover
blanket tight tight



As u go 2 bed
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u
tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2
make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss
ur neck goodnight.



Tireness draws across the mind
Tireness draws across the mind making the body
fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2
close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!



On this cold cold nite,in
On this cold cold nite,in My small small
ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN
tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR
sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe
FaCe! GdNiTe!



Wash your face and wash
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz
time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N
mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice
and sweet. Good Nite.



A day is going to
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a
friend like U making my everyday seems so
great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n
sweet dreams...



Stars light Stars bright u're
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see
tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there
guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams



I was looking out the
I was looking out the windows thinking about the
person I care most & the person that came into
my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good
nite.......



da starz r out, da
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1
more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice,
now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep
tite!



If dreamz vrn't dreamz n
If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i
wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing
dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART.
Gd nyt...



If u'r awake, goodnight my
If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if
u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so
much.



Dont ever give up wen
Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt
matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that
each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d
ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u




Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline,
Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all
passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight
will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur
time G'NITE!



i wish that God would
i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that
angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure
u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful
nite! sleep tite!!
r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if
u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so
much.



Dont ever give up wen
Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt
matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that
each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d
ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u




Welcome aboard2

Gotv is better.......iit goes for abt 5-6k if i'm right

Baba u don try jhor..Tuale!!!

The small things you do for a woman are the ones
that mean the most. Why? Because those are the
things that show her you’re willing to put effort in
for her, just because. No holiday or special
occasion needed.
A good boyfriend or husband knows that any man
who waits until Valentine’s Day to romance the
woman in his life is missing the point 364 days out
of the year.
He also understands that while grand romantic
gestures are great, the thought put into everyday
activities are even better.
Here are fifteen small things that actually have a
big impact.


1. Remember her friends’ names .
She’s told you about Susie at least 17 times since
you’ve been together, not referring to her as “You
know, that girl with the weird eyebrows” will let
her know that you actually pay attention when she
speaks—especially about things that may not involve
you directly.


2. Clean up after yourself.
The cave men out there have given all of us guys
the unjust reputation of being complete slobs. There
are three possible scenarios here:
A: You have your own place which she visits, in
which case she will appreciate you keeping it clean.
B: You share a place, in which case she will really
appreciate you keeping it clean.
C: She has her own place and you spend time
there, in which case it is imperative that you help
keep it clean. It’s not really that hard.


3. Actually tell her how you feel.
Men are notorious for not being open and honest
about their feelings, and just like you tell women
you’re not a mind-reader, neither are they. She
will appreciate you respecting her enough to open
up to her.


4. Don’t pressure her into anything.
Guilt trips are never cool, no matter how small the
issue is.


5. Don’t criticize her food/drink choices.
“Are you really going to eat that?” “Are you sure
you want another drink?” Yes, she is. And now
she’s going to order two because of your stupid
comment.


6. Don’t take forever to respond to her text.
You don’t have to be completely glued to your
phone, but you probably are anyway. If she texts
you, at least have the courtesy to text her back in a
reasonable amount of time. It will show her that
she is a priority to you even when you’re busy. It
just takes a few seconds.


7. Watch what she wants to watch.
Maybe you couldn’t care less about the Real
Housewives Of Beverly Hills, but being in a
relationship isn’t always about only taking part in
your own interests, it’s also about taking part in
things that your partner enjoys, even if it’s not
your favorite.
Plus, you will get bonus points and probably get to
pick the next movie you go see.


8. Learn to cook.
If you don’t already know how, learn at least one
or two dishes to make for her now and then. It
doesn’t have to be anything extravagant, and
women think it’s sexy when you’re in the kitchen.
Sounds like a win to me.


9. Give her massages.
She’s had a long day. And even if she hasn’t, why
would any guy complain about this? It’s an excuse
to get physically close to her and make her feel
relaxed. As if you needed an excuse for that,
though.


10. Take her on a date.
It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been together,
you should never stop dating. Whether it is out to
dinner or a night on the town, it is important to
not let things get stale. Give her a good reason to
dress up and go out.


11. Whatever you’re getting, get her one too.
Going out to grab a coffee? Getting up to get some
water? Don’t come back empty-handed. Even
though it’s something tiny, she will appreciate your
thoughtfulness.


12. Give her space.
The only thing worse than a guy who doesn’t give
her enough attention is a guy who gives her too
much attention. Sometimes she just wants to read a
book or watch a trashy TV show by herself.
Respect her alone time, it will allow her to rest
and reset, and she will love you for it (especially if
she doesn’t have to ask).


13. Listen. Just listen.
Men are naturally problem solvers. When we
hear about an issue we are compelled to attempt to
come up with a suggestion or solution. When a
woman vents to you, that’s not what she’s looking
for.
She wants you to simply listen and at least make
an attempt to understand. She doesn’t want you to
give her the answer, but the support she needs to
figure it out on her own.


14. Don’t talk badly about your ex(es).
Women understand that how you speak about those
from your past is usually more of a reflection of
you than it is of them. Someday, if your
relationship ends, you are basically predicting to
her how you’re going to talk to your friends or
your next girlfriend about her. Not very
reassuring.


15. Go shopping with her.
Dude, it’s Saturday, and you’re not doing anything
anyway. If she wants to go to the mall, just go
with her—but be in good spirits about it.
I never understood why so many guys have a
problem with this. You get to go and help her pick
out clothing that makes her look sexy, and then you
get to see her wear it later on, it’s a win-win.
Just don’t be a downer while you’re there or it
will do more harm than good.
Oh, and offer to carry her bags. Just offer.


Source: Yourtango.com

Babysho:
that cecsky guy na Omo Werey o....how boy wey never reach 30 go earn #50million per annum and them forbes no go holla at e door

E come b like say na mad ppl dominate NL sef....Some ppl enn!

cescky:
So my post is suposed to attract a 1k views, that's the basis of ur measurment, smh for u... I can't belive
Am even arguing with ur type..

And peasant am typing from my fone hences the typos, but I guess ur illitrate brain can't deduce that,u belong to humans race 7 years in arears.its nour fault,poverty stinks and its steped deep in your mind *spits*

It's like u just heard of the new word"Poverty". I bet you're poorer than a church rat....Omo Talika!