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 Jokes Etc › Re: Common Sense Aint Common by Arcani: 8:10pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
@poster do you still laugh at this  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Our Lords Prayer by Arcani: 8:07pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
Thinking, should I laugh at this or not  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hw Do U Tink? by Arcani: 7:57pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Down The House by Arcani: 7:57pm On Dec 04, 2008 |
Mykali na wa o, your essays long o, let me just  incase its funny |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Arcani(op): 8:38am On Dec 01, 2008 |
So Sima, have you finally agreed to be my girlfriend |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Arcani(op): 12:04pm On Nov 30, 2008 |
Who |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Arcani(op): 4:12pm On Nov 29, 2008 |
Babyboy Spen I dey o. No mind baby goat Mykali [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Arcani(op): 3:47pm On Nov 29, 2008 |
sima:Are you looking for a boy friend cos I am available o [/font]clemcykul:I am sure you have not forgotten you are responsible for it [font=Lucida Sans Unicode] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Arcani(op): 2:35pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
Dirty girl |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sam Milla Vs Clemcykul by Arcani: 5:30pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
Pele o[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: All Or Hull City by Arcani: 5:29pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
Pele o, shey you call yhis one a joke abi[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by Arcani: 7:39pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
how shall you reminder when you haf memoly lossing |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Arcani(op): 7:36pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Gbefila, who send you |
| Jokes Etc › The Most Gruesome Death! by Arcani(op): 7:29pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in. The first man in line started telling his story, "Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am." The next man came up and started his story. "St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought ''Please God spare my life" and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me." It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. "Well, Peter, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick''s refrigerator, " |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Have The Family Of The Joke Section Gone To? by Arcani: 7:20pm On Nov 20, 2008 |
I know all you need is two slaps and a blow |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Arcani(op): 7:33pm On Nov 18, 2008 |
spenchuks:Meet me in the bedroom ofcoms, you know, Info travelled But I hope you remember its for a pray vigil for Info's safe return princesa:Please tell her in vernacular princesa:Imagine when her poo flys up and slaps her face |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Arcani(op): 8:50pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
Ok kids go to bed, oya time up,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (beats sima's bom, taps mykali's head, drags Gabby by the hair, draws cbase by the waist, draws pricessa by the ear,, kicks Ray sima's ass,,,,,,,,,,,, the others run to bed cos I am going to get the Koboko, not Dbanj's own o) |
| Literature › Re: God Believes In You by Arcani: 8:33pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
Nice one  |
| Nairaland General › Re: If I Was A Boy. . Strickly For Ladies ( Guys Don't Even Peep) by Arcani: 8:24pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
If I am a boy, I dear not say what I would do, the question would be WHAT WOULDN'T I DO? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by Arcani(op): 8:16pm On Nov 17, 2008 |
Yeah right, like you ofcoms |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Forest Wishes! by Arcani: 6:19pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
you try |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by Arcani(op): 6:02pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
Please don't die o, you know you are the only one I have here. Only if you want Romade to kidnap me |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You're Mental! by Arcani: 5:58pm On Nov 16, 2008 |
7low:7low, cant you ever post without refering to a site ni ?O boy, you have never even dropped a joke before, I go vex o |
| Education › Oau Admission: Guaranteed Information! by Arcani(op): 9:01pm On Nov 15, 2008 |
As you may know, the list id out and only in the faculties in the school. Go down to OAU to check the addmission list in the faculty you applied for. Resumption would be on the 30th November 2008. Registration should be on Dec 1st. |
| Jokes Etc › Kindhearted Lawyer! by Arcani(op): 7:37pm On Nov 15, 2008 |
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass". The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can''t afford a thing to eat." So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house." The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you." The lawyer said, "You''re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dirty Slap! by Arcani: 4:08pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Lollipop, nice one |
| Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by Arcani: 7:47pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Orikinla:Nobody is saying anybody is more important than others here. I believe this is just to put more fun into nairaland, knowing the real personalities of some members, doesn't mean they are more important than others. I guess you are having problems with the topic of this thread, probably if it was "THE REAL PERSONALITIES OF FELLOW NAIRALANDERS", you might have understood what this is all about. If you want an interview, well simply ask Tgirl to buzz your YIM,MSN or any convenient place for it. This is just my opinion. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Obama Family In Nigeria by Arcani: 7:25pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Ofcourse wishing grandma a happy buff day na |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Little Nancy's Pet by Arcani(op): 7:17pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
lollipop |
| TV/Movies › Re: The Next Movie Star Reality Show by Arcani: 6:56pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
They really seem talented to me, I only have problems with the high level of indecent dressing in the house, actually watched one wearing only a bra yesterday. |
| Education › Re: Pls,ur View by Arcani: 6:45pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Thank you o |
| Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by Arcani: 4:47pm On Nov 09, 2008 |
Yeah, sure I am |
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