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Jokes Etc / Re: Thank God I Forgot My Condom by Arcani: 6:54pm On Aug 26, 2009
very dry joke !!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Have Got A New Babe For Romade And Ben20001 by Arcani: 6:48pm On Aug 26, 2009
slowpoke!!!!!!! sad
Jokes Etc / Re: See People For Beach by Arcani: 6:47pm On Aug 26, 2009
slowpoke!!!!!!! sad
Jokes Etc / Getting Forgetful by Arcani: 7:26pm On Jul 29, 2009
Three old ladies, Romade, Gabby, Tytylayor, sit in a diner, discussing their health.
Romade says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

Gabby says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

Tytylayor smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
Jokes Etc / Re: Habitual Mistake by Arcani: 7:51pm On Jul 19, 2009
a time used in reading[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]
Jokes Etc / Re: Alphabetical Death by Arcani: 7:40pm On Jul 19, 2009
blissieng:

Una no well o!

I said so because I thot it was. I always tell the truth, no matter what. . .

N by the way, I'm always in close contact with heaven!!!

yeah right, who cares
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Jokes Etc / Re: Lack Of Vision! by Arcani: 7:22pm On Jul 19, 2009
Ori mi n wu oo, e lagi mo[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] tongue
Jokes Etc / Devil In The Church! by Arcani: 7:07pm On Jul 19, 2009
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "I have been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by Arcani: 8:49pm On Jul 17, 2009
who ask you,long time nna
Jokes Etc / Re: Albert Einstein His Driver by Arcani: 8:44pm On Jul 17, 2009
thats how you make me feel, when I am not with you of course
Jokes Etc / Re: Do you have any funny anectodes? by Arcani: 8:28pm On Jul 17, 2009
nyz jokes here
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Wants To Marry A Nigerian Millionaire? by Arcani: 8:19pm On Jul 17, 2009
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e din make gud zenz!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Sharp Man! [pg] by Arcani: 8:17pm On Jul 17, 2009
kiss me kiss me kiss me baby tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Alphabetical Death by Arcani: 8:08pm On Jul 17, 2009
lol, I love this grin
did Ble say Funny
Jokes Etc / Re: Escaped Prisoner And A Couple by Arcani: 8:07pm On Jul 17, 2009
cool wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Habitual Mistake by Arcani: 7:53pm On Jul 17, 2009
Eagle1:

na yoke. Post one make we see
Shey you no see ma post. don vex me o
Jokes Etc / Re: Wedding Designing by Arcani: 7:51pm On Jul 17, 2009
mama-gee:

No but it's wrong to post nonsense. angry
ok but did I tell you I do not know that
blissieng:

what's dat doing in there?
Increasing the number of replies ofcoms
Jokes Etc / Re: ~Riddle: I Always Sleep With Something In Between My Thighs What Is It . . . ?~ by Arcani: 7:47pm On Jul 17, 2009

Tugbaski
Jokes Etc / Re: Hell! by Arcani: 7:40pm On Jul 17, 2009
Ben20001:

we are less concerned.
why you no close mouth abi hand in this case
Jeovy:

Pls God, I didnt know d joke was about u, pls punish d others
lololololololoooooooooooooooool
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Customer Service Award Of The Year Winner ! by Arcani: 7:38pm On Jul 17, 2009
yeah yeah fowl, its gonna be really enjoyable
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairalanders Una Must Read Dis Ooo: by Arcani: 7:31pm On Jul 17, 2009
I guess you mean tha opposite
Jokes Etc / Re: Albert Einstein His Driver by Arcani: 7:29pm On Jul 17, 2009
wetin do you
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Fun by Arcani: 7:24pm On Jul 17, 2009
clemcykul:

@pics
lmao!

As if you get A,
Jokes Etc / Re: Lack Of Vision! by Arcani: 7:23pm On Jul 17, 2009
hmmmmmmmmm
Jokes Etc / Re: First Day At Veterinary College by Arcani: 7:14pm On Jul 17, 2009
alaura:

u r disgusting .u ar just lacking words to say. tongue shows how dry u r go and rob more pomade
Aladura, is it Romade you are refering to like that?, You wan blow?
Jokes Etc / Re: M. J for Oshodi by Arcani: 7:06pm On Jul 17, 2009
really Crazy grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Matured Tyt Joke by Arcani: 7:01pm On Jul 17, 2009
Jokes Etc / Re: Big Ben by Arcani: 7:00pm On Jul 17, 2009
Jokes Etc / Re: Pidgin Proverbs by Arcani: 6:59pm On Jul 17, 2009
Awon Niger Delta, tiredi yin re o
Jokes Etc / Re: Obama So You Like This Thing Too? by Arcani: 7:36pm On Jul 15, 2009
nyz [b]arse[/b]cident
Jokes Etc / Re: Wedding Designing by Arcani: 7:36pm On Jul 15, 2009
blissieng:

I'm irritated!

What has designing got to do with dancing?
, I cant chaut
Jokes Etc / Re: Whats Love by Arcani: 7:33pm On Jul 15, 2009
Jeovy:

Luv is finding its way in d wrong section
lol

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