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kenyanstar na mumu guy o,u cm dy show us ur capital city as we no get fine cities, mista man no b city person go chop.fo me abj fine pas am.... i mean calabar

I vote fo griese da gal mara mma

u guys shld nt b usin road lite as an excuse,in naija we get road n lite jst dat its nt every whre nd nt steady al d tym, so fo me abroad iz nt da flashy any more, buh i wl go oh if ah get opportunity he he he buh nt to sufa.

gbosaa: This woman talks a bit too much..Why would she snitch on her aunt who facilitated her escape from Swaziland?.

I think she is lying.She doesnt want to go back home,she is scared of being deported.

She might be having immigration issues after years of hide and seek with the UK border agency.

If she is really telling the truth,then she shouldnt have mentioned her aunt's role in her escape cos the kings body guards might pay the poor woman a surprise visit and accuse her of 'other' crimes.

u hav a point thre, buh guy hw i fit b a king of a country am dyin hard to b thre king.

its nt a riot buh a fight btwin touts fo wan park like dat.i was nearby wen it hapnd, and i saw 2 dead body.

brainzdh: There was this robbery, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications! "
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait, wait, let's put the 5 million naira we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".

This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".

This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that 200 million naira was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million naira. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million naira, the bank manager took 180 million naira with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief.

e b lyk say u dn wrk fo bnk

Nyc rply

A lagosian post a thread and u guys ar blamin it on se/ss

1st of al wats d capital of rivers state:islam-a-bad, no ban me i ddnt c d rule numba 17 there

Many graduates cnt read

(Asusu'm bu igbo) nna eh wetin dem dy talk sef acho mu ima com ban me i no send, na by force t typ in oyibo

its goin to affect united very well, dm go dy sack like mad

i tot u meant easterners who fought against nigeria

if nigeria want to encourage native lang ds is wat dy shld do: job interview shld b done wt d language dat z native to u, am sure ds wl help.

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mimicue: What's going on so manny people scored below 180 here sef looks like mass failure

my dear na my own dy vex me pass

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My only hope z polytec nw, to enta sch hard o,

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Am having hot Headache ds morning

bountiouz: yea u can....cutoff for polytechnics nd Coleges Of Edu. was 160 last year, tink it won't exceed dat dis year.....gudluck

guy do u hav any idea if southeast polytecs wl do dsam ds yr

enesy4u: hope is nt lost bro...giv thnks 2 God

guy thnks

My 1st jamb i scored 217, second wan 209 nw third wan way i do wt runz drop heavily to 171. Wat a shame fo me, had i knw atlast.

Plz cn pesin write putme fo polytec wit 171

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Emmanuel 171

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Emmanuel 171

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