₦airaland Forum

rotexteymie:
These celebrities and their marriage wahala

My Sister, you no see am

Atimes you begin to wonder whose side of the story you are suppose to believe..

Homes breaking into pieces like an old clay pot ; May we not get it wrong

If only your words could heal the chronic ulcer you bored in her heart

The guy been look like say he get problem before sef

Maybe it is possible but you must be ready to do something extra ordinary

Lemme take you to one baba. When he breaks the koko like this everything about your relationship will scatter

On a serious note, you ll be firm when you are truly tired

Nice work Op
Come ve a bottle of chilled Eva juice

So much from civilization or perhaps part of end time things

You get time o
You love her and she does not love you....
Move on; life is short

Is that Moses?

Shun tribalism

Cute Hector oya come and give your friend new month candy

Yeah, it's okay to cry once in a while. It all depends on what you are crying for

Of cause you are already wiping your own tears by planning to secure the attention of those who ll reciprocate your friendship

MrsPhyno:
Oh thank you..... I try to be funny

Yes sir your own experience I'm sure its riveting

well, it's got its bad and good parts
But in all God be praised

MrsPhyno:
the odds will at least be much better
@bolded you've had runt like pikins b4 or what exactly do u mean by that

lol
Got me laffing. Funny ...I like that.

It's about my own experience .

MrsPhyno:
whats bad
i have to be kind to my children nah my mother didnt marry a short man so why would i now do that and allow my children to curse me for it

Who told you marrying a tall man guarantees a child height?
Anyways am with you on the choosing wisely part. I know what genetics can do

MrsPhyno:
4 ft ladies ? I no fit shout abeg Iono it just seems so funny plus, do u want his kids to never have a chance at any reasonable height
what is your normal 'height range' u like for dudes btw since u are also a shortie if i remember correctly

Mine is funny:
for dating only - 5'7 and up is okay
for marriage - 6'0 at least

Na wa for you o
So you even ve dating specs and marriage specs

MrCork:
....ok...bro r u telln sayn yor head is not correct?.....u a homebase Nigeria guy..correct?

phew
A smile from Mr Cork??

It's been long since I saw a lady crying on her wedding o

You need 2 Ps

1. Prayer
2. Psychotherapy

Cutehector:
The message was clear

Be fruitful and multiply!

Cute Hector dey warm up for football team...sha take am easy o

Anyway, we should obey the message but do it with wisdom

Chief you are on point
A product of ignorance and poverty for some
Am not saying they should not ve children though
I just think they should not be the ones churning out babies like a baby factory.

timilehing:
Too big for pepper soup

Noope
Not when it is shared among many pepper soup makers.....

yinkeys:
Well as for me it would be not making paradise

You are on point . What is the point in living for a hundred years and roasting in hell at the end.

Anyways I wish him and everyone long lives

pcguru1:
Seriously the amount of cheating men and women just too much. Aside from nairaland its something ave noticed even amongst friends that I'm always ashamed of them. I often tell them why get married, if you're going be unfaithful. Maybe am old school sha. I assumed sleeping around is a no-no

It is wrong not old school

Sabrwahaqqo:
Ha!
Why not get her pregnant?
Tell her parents she's pregnant for you and you won't forgive her if she dares terminate
It will lead to an uproar.... During whichj you'll let her parents know you're not ready to have a kid out af wedlock .... She won't have any option iF you are smart and know how to play this kind af game.

Baba ooo

olaafirst:
Bros is beter u carry on wit your life if u have ever experience any disappointment from ladies of today u will not try to wait for her u hardly see 5percent out of 100 DAT keep to promise

lol
Make Bro no enter one chance

bruno419:
thought they said he is dead?




cc lalasticlala

You dey mind them

When they see him in Naija their eyes go clear

prettythicksme:
hehehehehehehehe we go b there sugar mummy

Issokay o

LaurelP:
Hehehe, ideal woman keh...

Just adding to your post

When you become ready are you sure it won't be kid guys that will be left on nl then?

prettythicksme:
We r not ready for marriage!!so wife material no dey

yomi007k:
11) I jus prefer Olosh...no time wasting.

Olo what?
Who wants to play with his destiny?

12. I don't want my heart to be broken

13.ve not met my ideal woman