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KissChris:
George of the jungle
She resemble this smiley sha Who else noticed?

lol... true

gungab:
Superman

hahahaha.. superman indeed...

lol... which movie title simply describe her eyebrows

asarebabson:
OP do u pls av knowledge of abtaining building plan in Ilorin?

The process is similar in ilorin too... you can contact us, I'm in ilorin, I'm an architect

lol... even if you be God's mother, na 20% sure for you...

more pix

Just saw this on facebook... Pls help save Ayodeji. God bless you.




https://m.facebook.com/Triggaar?v=timeline&ref=opera_speed_dial

I can relate to this well....... when I'm sick, it simply means I'm broke

I don't think they still need National ID Card, by their looks, they are known!!!

You should consider building from scratch my brother for the following reasons.

1. You'll achieve ur best designs to ur taste
2. You'll get the most cost effective construction
3. You'll achieve the best structural stability from the foundation... no fear of, I don't know how d foundation is...
4. No fear of who knows whether they buried charm here....
5. Your choiced finishing
6. Extends d life span of the building. Building maintenance starts once construction is done, thus the one u wanna buy must have stayed for a while n u may need to start maintenance almost immediately.

From all indications, a newly constructed building by you is the best for you.

I'm an architect and a building contractor. you can contact me anytime. ire o

*Benefit of sleeping in Church!!*
```While in Church a lady dozed off during preaching she woke up and heard the pastor saying stand to ur feet! She stood up and saw the whole congregation in shock including her husband, she looked round and saw that she was the only person standing!! The pastor continued and said yes keep standing, we have 1 person standing already, now let me repeat myself incase you didn't hear me! If you are unfaithful in ur marriage stand up!!! The lady fainted!``` Stop_sleeping_in_Church. Little laugh bikonu

What do u think?? Restitution or zeal without knowledge

A unilorin student withdrew from the university because of malpractice during WAEC years ago

WELCOME TO NIGERIA

* Where sex is free and love is costly.

* Where loosing a phone is more painful than
loosing VIRGINITY.

* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner,
you are not sharp and smart.

* Where Bathrooms have become photo
STUDIO.

* Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater
than achieving a DEGREE.

* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than
graduates.

* Where temples are turned into dating points.

* Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is
difficult.

* Where lies are turned into realities.

* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...

* Where pizza delivery is faster than
emergency response.

* Where people fear thieves, robbers &
BokoHaram than God...

* Where people go to Church with BB chargers
rather than Bible.

* Where guys are scared of getting married
but love to have sex...

* Where we have highest number of musician
due to unemployment.

* Where the higher your offense the lower
your punishment and vice versa...

* Where the number of Churches & Mosque
are more than the worshipers...

* Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say
"Praise THE LORD"...

* Where a school drop-out politician is Ten
Times richer and more respected than a
Professor...

* Where unemployed youths pick up weapons
to fight in support of the politicians who
deprive them of employment & a good life...

* Where someone who cannot speak English is
given honorary Doctorate degrees.

WHAT A COUNTRY!!!
Oh Lord, look down from heaven and have mercy
on this great nation.
Let there be a great turn around.
If you love this country let me see your amen as
well share the post probably it will reach & touch
the hearts of those that have the power of the
Nation in their palms!

His wife gave him money to buy a TV stand. He spent the money on beer.

When u know u don't qualify for a job but u still applied.... lol

Nice tips for women... I believe it apply to guys too tho...

ngelbee:
hi guys am new here,can someone welcome me

welcome on board babe... it's a cool forum

who recorded the video??

who recorded the video??

LadyMercedes:
Always been 3

when will thou repent

99foxxy:
Guilty of number 3

lol... team fast n furious. me too, but I don repent now sha

Sexytemi:
Would let u know when I start driving.

Why aren't you driving now... when do u wanna start

Sexytemi:
Would let u know when I start driving.

Why aren't you driving now... when do u wanna start

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Possible answers to some selected interview questions you might find helpful

potolistic:
Which 1 b A2 & A3

That's how grades were those days b4 year 1999 A1 A2 A3 C4 C5 C6 P7 P8 F9

lol... this got me cracked up big time... lol

Sixteen Years of PDP Rule

1. Sen. Pres. Bukola Saraki. PDP Governor for 8yrs and Senator for over 3yrs.
Joined APC in 2014. He is the Senate President.

2. Speaker Yakubu Dogara. Two-term PDP House of Rep member.
Joined APC in 2014 and was elected for a third time in 2015. He is the Speaker.

3. VP Atiku Abubakar. Nigeria's PDP Vice-President for 8yrs and presently an APC Elderstatesman after jumping from one party to the other since 2007.

4. Sen. Victor Ndoma-Egba. PDP Senator for 12yrs.
Decamped to APC about two months ago. He is the serving Chairman, NDDC Board.

5. Sen. Heineken Lokpobiri. Two-term PDP Senator from Bayelsa State.
Decamped to APC after the 2015 elections. He is a serving Minister of the Republic.

6. Sen. Ita Enang. Two-term PDP Senator from Akwa-Ibom.
Joined APC before the 2015 elections. Presently the SSA to the President on NASS.

7. Gov. Samuel Ortom. Long-serving Benue State Secretary of the PDP. Former National Auditor of the PDP and former Minister under Pres. Jonathan.
Joined APC in December 2014. He is the Governor of Benue State.

8. Sen. Barnabas Gemade. Founding father of the PDP, former National Chairman of the party and Senator from 2011.
Joined APC in December 2014. He is a serving Senator.

9. Gov. Atiku Bagudu. A two-term PDP Senator from Kebbi.
Joined the APC at some point. He is the serving Governor of Kebbi State.

10. Gov. Aminu Tambuwal. Former PDP Speaker of the House of Representatives.
Joined APC in 2014. He is the serving Governor of Sokoto State.

11. Sen. Abdullahi Adamu. Two-term PDP Governor of Nasarawa and Senator in 2011.
Joined APC in 2014. Still a serving Senator.

12. Sen. Danjuma Goje. Two-term PDP Governor of Gombe State and Senator in 2011.
Joined APC in 2014. Still a serving Senator.

13. Hon. Dakuku Peterside. Was a PDP Rep member from Rivers State.
Joined APC along with Gov. Amaechi. He is the DG of NIMASA.

14. Sen. Rabiu Kwankwaso. Two-term PDP Governor of Kano State and former Minister of Defence under Pres. Obasanjo.
Joined APC in late 2013. He is a serving Senator.

15. Hon. Rotimi Amaechi. Former PDP Speaker of the Rivers State House of Assembly. Two-term PDP Governor of Rivers.
Joined APC in late 2013. He is a serving Minister of the Republic.

16. Gov. Rochas Okorocha. Was a Special Adviser to PDP's Pres. Obasanjo. Became the Governor of Imo on APGA's platform.
Joined APC in February 2013. He is the Governor of Imo State.

17. Sen. George Akume. Two-term PDP Governor of Benue State and Senator in 2007.
Left the party in December 2010. Still a serving APC Senator.

18. Gov. Nasir El-Rufai. Former FCT Minister under Pres. Obasanjo.
Left the PDP in 2010 and joined CPC. He is the serving APC Governor of Kaduna State.

19. Gov. Bello Masari. PDP Speaker of the House of Reps in 2003.
Joined the CPC in 2010. He is the serving APC Governor of Katsina State.

20. Sen. Adamu Aliero. Two-term PDP Governor of Kebbi State and Senator in 2007. Later became FCT Minister under Pres. Yar'Adua.
Joined APC at some point. He is a serving Senator.

21. Sen. Udoma Udo Udoma. Two-term PDP Senator from Akwa-Ibom State. I don't even know if he ever decamped to APC. He is the serving Minister of Budget & National Planning.

Now, save for Atiku who is a serial Presidential aspirant waiting for another election year to continue with his dream of becoming Nigeria's President, all the above are holding offices in this regime. They all played a part in the so called "16yrs of PDP destruction" but somehow are members of the APC that shout "CHANGE" and want to "REBUILD".

**HOW?
**BUHARI!, If you are really out to fight corruption its time to see that part of you that is "NOBODY´S"
**PDP did NOT destroy Nigeria.
**PDP is just a name/acronym.those that decamped were the bad eggs its time to sweep the house off dirts!!

- Jennifer Ahana
_____

*What about Jim Nwobodo, Chris Ngige, Segun Oni, Umana Okon Umana, Olagunsoye Oyinlola, Audu Ogbe, Ribadu, etc?

*Add your own list of former PDP destroyers who are now born-again APC politicians with no trace of corruption...

1. Okafor Emmanuel Toochukwu: "Sen. Aisha Jummai Al-Hassan, former senator under PDP, decamped to APC in 2014, contested for 2015 governorship election in Taraba state but was trumped by PDP's candidate Ishaku Darius. Challenged ishaku's victory at the election petition tribunal, had her way in the tribunal but her hope of becoming first female governor was dashed in the court of appeal and supreme court respectively. She is today a minister in APC...... I wonder what their definition of change is."

2. Sabastine Chindo: "LALONG, SPEAKER FOR SEVEN YEARS UNDER P.D.P. FROM 2000 TO 2007 AND NOW A SERVING GOVERNOR OF PLATEAU STATE UNDER A.P.C."

3. Amadi Chimdi: "Timipre Sylva ex-Bayelsa Governor under PDP from 2008 - 2012. Decamped to APC."

4. Henry EU: "Abdulfatah Ahmed, Kwara state governor 2011 till date. First tenure in PDP. Decamped to APC ...2nd tenure in APC."

5. Murtala Nyako, PDP Governor of Adamawa State from 29 April 2008 – impeached 15 July 2014. Decamped to APC.




source: facebook.com/Matthias Ilo

FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY, MINNA, NIGERIA
Office of the Registrar

 

2016/2017 UNIVERSITY PRE-ADMISSION SCREENING EXERCISE

This is to inform all candidates who have applied for admission into the Federal University of Technology, Minna, for the 2016/2017 academic session that the University’s Pre-Admission Screening Exercise (UPASE) will hold at the University Main Campus, Gidan Kwano, Minna, as follows:

(i) UTME - Monday, 15th – Saturday, 20th August, 2016
(ii) Direct Entry - Monday, 5th – Wednesday, 7th September, 2016

Note:
(i) UTME Candidates – The screening exercise will involve physical interaction and sighting of credentials only.

(ii) DE Candidates –The screening exercise will be aptitude test conducted using Computer Based-Test (CBT) platform and sighting of credentials.

REGISTRATION:
• Registration for UTME candidates including those awaiting O’level results will commence on Monday, 18th July, 2016 and end midnight of Friday, 29th July, 2016.
• Direct Entry candidates will register on Monday, 22nd August, 2016 to end midnight of Friday, 2nd September, 2016.
• Candidates are advised to visit the FUT Minna website www.futminna.edu.ng for details on the procedure for on-line registration, requirements for the screening exercise and other general information.
• Candidates are to pay a non-refundable fee of N1,500 for UTME and N2,000 for DE as University Processing Fee through Interswitch platform.

ELIGIBILITY
(i) Only UTME and DE candidates who selected Federal University of Technology, Minna are eligible for the screening exercise.

(ii) UTME candidates must have a minimum UTME score of 180, except for those courses for which higher cut-off marks have been indicated on the University Website. - Click here for the 2016/2017 ADMISSION QUOTA/CUT-OFF 

(iii) All candidates must possess a minimum of five ‘O’ level credits including Mathematics and English Language obtained at not more than two sittings in subjects relevant to their proposed courses. Any candidate who does not have these requirements is considered as an Awaiting Result (AR) candidate. Awaiting Result (AR) candidates should refer to (vi). In addition, Direct Entry candidates must possess a minimum of Lower Credit at National Diploma and/or Higher National Diploma levels or Merit at NCE level.

(iv) UTME candidates who have met the minimum score of their chosen courses, but do not have the UTME or O’level subjects combination are eligible to change to any other course of which requirements are met by the candidates.

(v) Only ‘O’ level result print-outs downloaded directly from the websites of the National Examining Bodies (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB) or photocopies of original certificate(s) will be accepted for verification.

(vi) Candidates awaiting results must upload their results and other credentials for screening not later than 15th September, 2016. They must also appear for screening on the scheduled date on their registration print out.

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shaiba:
Bible - nothing compare to the prints and the feel of it in my palms.
Try reading or studying your bible on your smartphone and just when your are catching the rhema one call come in... only to pick it up and its from your network, your guess is as good as mine. Also I don't have to bother with the issue of battery running and charging it.

My good print bible any day is the best.

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