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 Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by archstyle(op): 9:51am On Dec 05, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:Yea ....sounds true..... U know even guys who are players respect descent girls...  11 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by archstyle(op): 9:30am On Dec 05, 2015 |
pet4ril:Lol....buh its not by car na.... 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by archstyle(op): 9:29am On Dec 05, 2015 |
PunkyVeer:Hahahhahhahhahahhaa ....u don't mean it.... |
| Romance › Reasons Why Some Guys Dump Ladies After Sleeping With Them by archstyle(op): 9:18am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Reasons Why You Should Not Blame Guys For Dumping Ladies After Getting Under Their Skirts 1. She Doesn’t Have A Good Record Ladies, are you aware that guys make research before wooing you? Ooooh yes !!! They might ask quite a few numbers of people who know you well but may not be in talking terms with you. When he gets a negative report like, that babe sure gan oooooo, na so she dey park men up and down.. My dear, to be frank, if he doesn’t have church mind, he will also want to mark register cheesy 2. She’s Deceitful Who likes to mingle with a deceitful lady ? A lady who deceives a guy with padded bra and pant will definitely bite her fingers at the end of the day. If he later gets to know that your bosoms and buttocks are as flat as 2B exercise book, never blame him if he dumps your ass aftermath of love making 3. She Lied About Being A Virgin Guys hate when ladies lie about being virgins. If you lie about being a virgin and he later gets to know that you are as wide as Lagos-Ibadan expressway after two years of celibacy. He will definitely zoom off at Usain Bolt pace 4. She Turned Him Into A Magad My research and finding have shown that when a guy pays your bill out of his kind gesture and he realizes you go about telling people that he’s a maga. He will treat you like a money (use of banaba) and waves goodbye the moment he gets under your skirt 5. She Acts Like A Peacock Guys love ladies who give them tough time but your shakara must be done with moderation or else, your excess pride, shakara and yanga will make him dump your ass after the deed. He might just like, upon all my stress and dis girl yeye shakara, no be she I bleep so Upon say she make everything hard as LASU Post UME exam cheesy 34 Likes 4 Shares |
| Politics › Obasanjo Fires Buhari, DSS, And Nigerian Senate by archstyle(op): 8:45am On Dec 05, 2015 |
Former President and APC navigator, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo on Friday took to twitter to register his displeasure with the way and manner Nigeria is being run by President Buhari. Obasanjo who was one of those that brought Buhari to power tweeted and lambasted President Buhari, and the Director of DSS, Daura for harrassing former DSS director, Kayode Are. The outspoken former Nigeria leader also condemned Nigerian senate for wanting to deny Nigerians their rights to freedom of expression. He tweeted, “with the way and manner Buhari is running this country, one is getting disappointed”. The BIG question is; does this Twitter handle really belong to Chief Olusegun Obasanjo? Details below: https://dbabablog./2015/12/04/obasanjo-fires-buhari-dss-and-nigerian-senate/
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| Politics › Obasanjo Fires Buhari, DSS, And Nigerian Senate by archstyle(op): 8:36am On Dec 05, 2015*. Modified: 9:23am On Dec 05, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(op): 3:13pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
KashyBaby:Hahahaha....lol. Yes na  ....a dd/mm/yyyy....for just two of us.... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(op): 3:08pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
KashyBaby:Kkk..... I'm fully available lol...#winks# .... Hope a date won't b bad |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious!!! Goat On Self Defence by archstyle(op): 3:07pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
KashyBaby:Hahahahaha.......on special self defence thotho |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(op): 3:05pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
KashyBaby:Nice one...hope ur pidgin training z going smoothly... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious!!! Goat On Self Defence by archstyle(op): 1:27pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
midehi2:Xup.......me finkin of how to near d goat oo ; :oD |
| Jokes Etc › Hilarious!!! Goat On Self Defence by archstyle(op): 1:21pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
Lol......self defence tinxxxx
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(op): 1:19pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
KashyBaby:Hi Kashybaby......xup today... |
| Jokes Etc › Happy Weekend Joke... by archstyle(op): 12:22pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
This joke is for your Friday relaxation A woman in a jewellery store, farts while bending over to look at a diamond ring, she looks around embarrassed and sees the sales man's standing behind her. Totally professional he says good day Madam How may I help you? Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her accident she asks;"Sir what's the price of this ring?" He answers: "Madam you farted just by looking at it, you are going to shit when I tell you the Price." |
| Politics › Re: Buhari, Stop Playing Megaphones Outside The Country – Tinubu by archstyle(op): 9:51am On Dec 04, 2015 |
PROVACATEUR:Hahahahaha...lmao, dats politics na, no permanent friend/ enemy |
| Politics › Bafarawa: N4.6billion I Received From Dasuki Was For Spiritual Purpose by archstyle(op): 9:14am On Dec 04, 2015 |
The alleged diversion of $2.2 billion meant for arms purchase by the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan continue to generate more revelations as former Sokoto State Governor Alhaji Attahiru Bafarawa denied receiving any money from the embattled former National Security Adviser (NSA) retired Colonel Sambo Dasuki.http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/i-got-no-money-from-dasuki-says-bafarawa/122674.html 6 Likes 3 Shares
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| Politics › Buhari, Stop Playing Megaphones Outside The Country – Tinubu by archstyle(op): 8:40am On Dec 04, 2015 |
Ahead of President Muhammadu Buhari’s South African trip, de facto leader of the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC, Bola Tinubu has broken silence over the President’s style of leadership and the way he is secretly handling looted funds. In a statement, Monday November 30, 2015 through the Chairman, Editorial Board of the Nation Newspaper, Sam Omatseye, cautioned Buhari to stop the “habit of playing megaphone outside the country.” This statement came on the heels of Buhari’s scheduled visit to Johannesburg, South Africa, this week to attend the forum on China-Africa Co-operation after returning from Malta en route Paris. Other countries he has travelled to within six months in power are Chad, Niger, Germany, France, Ghana, India, South Africa, Cameroon, Iran, and twice to the United States of America. Nigerians are wearied of the President’s frequent trips, saying that there is so much work to do inside the country, comprising a crushing fuel scarcity, continuous attacks by Boko Haram insurgents, and blackouts that demand immediate and focused attention. Fayose, Thursday, November 26, first blew the whistle by slamming Buhari to “stop junketing round the world” and lying about faceless people returning stolen funds to the government. Buhari in Tehran, Iran on Tuesday, November 24, had disclosed that many of those who looted the public treasuries under former President, Goodluck Jonathan had started returning stolen funds to the coffers. Fayose in reaction advised Buhari to tackle the collapsed economy of the country headlong instead of going from one country to another, casting aspersion on Nigerians with his sing-song of fighting corruption. Tired of Buhari seemingly undiplomatic attitude, Tinubu insist that it is wrong for the President to maintain “sealed lips at home and become announcer in chief abroad.” “President Muhammadu Buhari said in Teheran that some of the stolen loot has returned to our treasury. “Two things were wrong with this. One, he is in the habit of playing megaphone outside the country. His lips are sealed at home. Abroad, he becomes announcer in chief. “He is president of Nigeria, not diaspora. Does he love the outside world more than where he has legitimacy? We learnt abroad of ministers as noise makers, that he would give priority to those who voted for him, that we are broke. What shall we learn at home?” Tinubu said. “Second, I thought we ought to know through what process the looters are returning the loot. This is a democracy, and we have the right to know the looters. “Is it not the courts that should bargain with these people? How much have they paid? We have a right to know because it is our patrimony. This is not a monarchy. The rule of law is the best way to handle corruption.’’ Earlier, Tinubu through an editorial titled “Mr. President, some inspiring words please,” published by NATION warned that the President needed to change his communication style and choose his words with caution. http://www.post-nigeria.com/buhari-stop-playing-megaphones-outside-the-country-tinubu/ |
| Nairaland General › From Rags To Riches..... by archstyle(op): 7:29am On Dec 04, 2015 |
----From Rags to Riches: Let Their Stories Inspire You---- 1. JAN KOUM The founder and CEO of WhatsApp emigrated to America from Ukraine when he was 16 years old, initially living on food stamps. In February 2014, Facebook announced its acquisition of WhatsApp for $19billion. He is already $19 billion richer. 2. URSULA BURNS Ursula Burns, the chairman and CEO of Xerox, was raised by her mother in a New York social housing project. Now she is the first African-American woman to head a Fortune 500 company and Forbes recently labelled her the 22nd most powerful woman in the world. 3. SEAN CONNERY Sean Connery joined the Royal Navy aged 16 and worked as a bricklayer, coffin polisher and lifeguard before becoming a famous actor. 4. OPRAH WINFREY Oprah Winfrey was born into poverty and was raped by a relative when she was just nine years old. By 2003, she had become the first female African-American billionaire. 5. JK ROWLING JK Rowling was a single mother living on benefits before she found success with the Harry Potter series. She has said she was "as poor as it's possible to be in this country". She is now estimated to be worth at least $1billion. 6. SHANIA TWAIN According to a biography, Shania Twain grew up in poverty and started singing in bars when she was just eight to try to help support her family. She is thought to have earned more than $350million since. 7. HOWARD SCHULTZ Billionaire Howard Schultz was raised in a social housing project in Brooklyn, New York, before discovering and becoming CEO and chairman of Starbucks. 8. DHIRUBHAI AMBANI The popular story about one of India's most successful businessmen is that he started with a single rupee in his hand and ended up as patriarch of the world's second-richest family. The company he founded in 1966, Reliance Industries, now employs 85,000 people and is estimated to contribute around five per cent of the Indian government's total tax revenues. 9. DO WON CHANG In the early 1980s South Korean-born Chang moved to California, where he and his wife opened a clothes shop named Fashion 21. As the business grew they changed the name to Forever 21. There are currently more than 450 stores worldwide and Chang's personal wealth is estimated at $5.4billion. 10. RALPH LAUREN Born to Jewish immigrants from Belarus, Ralph Lauren grew up in the Bronx, New York. After discovering his passion was designing clothes he found work at a tie company but found his designs continually rejected. "The world is not ready for Ralph Lauren," the owner of the company once told him. Ralph Lauren responded by founding his own company, one that now employs 19,000 people and has given him a personal fortune of $7billion. ..................................................................................................................... If these ones could make it, you too can. Never allow your not-so-good background hide your abilities and greatness. With hardwork, perseverance, focus and faith in God, you can rise above your limitations and make your mark on the sands of time. The world is waiting to hear your own story, are you ready for the big stage? |
| Nairaland General › Re: Security Officers Pose With The Dead Lion Killed In Jos (Pictured) by archstyle(m): 8:57pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
mimicious:Nice one... ...really pretty u... |
| Nairaland General › Re: Security Officers Pose With The Dead Lion Killed In Jos (Pictured) by archstyle(m): 3:30pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
mimicious:Exactly wat I'm thinking...BTW u look great on ur dp, hope that's d real u... |
| Crime › Re: Cool FM Staff Rapes Ex-Girlfriend In Lagos by archstyle(m): 3:20pm On Dec 03, 2015 |
| Career › Re: Letter To MTN by archstyle(op): 8:22am On Dec 03, 2015 |
fiftynaira:Yes ooooo.... We're on d same page... After my loyal patronage for 10yrs... S  mhSmh |
| Romance › Re: How Often Should Girls Change Their Panties? by archstyle(m): 8:10am On Dec 03, 2015 |
| Career › Letter To MTN by archstyle(op): 8:07am On Dec 03, 2015 |
LETTER TO MTN Dear MTN, I will not go and re-register my line. You can fool everyone if you like, you might have fooled me before, but you would never fool me again. The only reason while you continue to pull the wool over our gullible eyes is because the consumer rights’ protection agencies are either in the vegetative state, or completely dead. How can you explain a situation where you would tell your millions of teeming subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the necessary bio-data, only for you to wake up one morning to tell us to go and register our lines again WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EXPLANATION? It beats my imagination and it defies not just logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when you were registering our numbers? Did a malicious virus wipe your entire database? Maybe I’m giving you too much credit sef. You probably wrote the records in books like an ancient bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all. Whatever your reasons (or lack of reasons) may be, this is beyond ridiculous. I have always maintained an MTN line because apart from being my very first line, most of my close associates also use MTN. To some extent, the coverage is also extensive. I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my line and collected my security number. Didn’t I try enough? Looking back, I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was more sentimental than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam texts per day, enough to run down a Blackberry battery and more than enough to give any Osun State government worker waiting for Aregbesola’s alert acute hypertension. Your nuisance value knows no bounds. Even Airtel that has been passed round different investors more times than a devil’s mail bag has not come up with this kind of Grade A foolishness. What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers mean anything to you? Doesn’t it bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time to register their SIM cards have to do the same thing again? You haven’t even deemed it fit to fine-tune the process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad experiences like these, in very much the same way that one relic of history is preserving mud huts, and stating them on an assets’ declaration form. My records are not on your database, but you remember my number when you want to tell me to text ‘YES’ to win a missing plot of land in Port-Harcourt, right? May heavy-duty thunder fire all of una. I really don’t blame you. If Nigerians had run your devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless, opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you wouldn’t be here making them queue desperately like migrants. What’s to say that there wouldn’t be another sham registration in the next couple of months since you guys obviously don’t know what you are doing? You blocked my line, you have helped me. Prior to your ridiculous directive, I had already banished your yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I have even borrowed the maximum permissible amount. Go ahead, feel free. It sure feels great knowing that when I eventually toss the phone into the trash-can, I won’t have to take out the SIM. Good riddance to bad rubbish. You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny you’ve ever made on our shores. Thanks to other service providers for making sure that your evil dream of becoming a monopoly will forever remain a demented hallucination. There are so many fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your recklessness any longer. Peace at last....................... 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Woman Burns Her Daughter With Iron In Lagos (Graphic Pic) by archstyle(m): 11:55am On Dec 02, 2015 |
Only Jesus is d way.... Endtime woman |
| Crime › Re: Woman Burns Her Daughter With Iron In Lagos (Graphic Pic) by archstyle(m): 11:53am On Dec 02, 2015 |
deramarks:Cool u tried Darling .....that's real endtime |
| Jokes Etc › How True...lol by archstyle(op): 11:58am On Nov 30, 2015 |
Funny pix..,how true z it....lol
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| Politics › I Don’t Have Shares In Etisalat – El-rufai. by archstyle(op): 11:14pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna State, has refuted reports making rounds that he owns interest in Etisalat Nigeria Plc. El-Rufai in a statement issued by his Special Adviser on Media and Communications, Muyiwa Adekeye, warned those behind the rumour to stop peddling falsehood against him. The statement gave clarity on what transpired at the Nigerian governors’ forum, where the issue first arose. El-Rufai is alleged to be against a soft landing for MTN Nigeria over the fine slammed on it by the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) because of his interest in Etisalat. The governor said he decided to issue the statement to put the matter to rest. The statement read: “As part of a duty of political responsiveness to Nigerians who are entitled to all the facts, Malam Nasir El-Rufai, the governor of Kaduna, hereby issues this statement on the NCC fine. “At the most recent meeting of the Nigerian governors’ forum on Wednesday, 18 November 2015, the executive vice-chairman of the Nigerian Communications Commission gave a presentation. “During the question and answer session that followed, the governor of Zamfara state brought up the issue of the MTN fine, including reports that leniency of a reduction in the amount was being considered. “After it was made clear by the NCC that the relevant law and regulations do not permit leniency in such matters, the governors unanimously passed a motion that if any flexibility is to be considered by the federal government, it is that MTN be allowed to stagger payment of the fine in four installments within one year. “Governor El-Rufai participated actively in the discussions, and helped modify the motion that was eventually adopted. “The NGF does not have constitutional, regulatory or enforcement powers. Its motion is purely advisory and strongly supportive of the NCC and the need to uphold regulatory rulings properly issued. “The NGF appreciated that a reduction of such a fine not only creates moral hazard but subject to even wilder interpretations on how it was procured. “Apart from encouraging state institutions to uphold rules, state governors have direct beneficial interest in ensuring that additional revenues accrue to the federation account for the benefit of the three tiers of government. This is the greater public interest which motivated the unanimous passage of the motion by the governors. “Governor Nasir El-Rufai believes that Nigerians will see beyond the attempt to insert him into a purely regulatory issue. He is not the NCC and did not author the rules that were breached; neither did he encourage one out of several telcos to breach a regulation of national security significance. “Suffice it to mention that neither Nasir El-Rufai nor anyone representing him owns any equity interest in Etisalat; neither is it true that Jabi Mall is owned in any way by El-Rufai or any person related to him. “Governor El-Rufai intends to vigorously defend his reputation against the cowards hiding behind the veil of online anonymity.” http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/i-dont-have-shares-in-etisalat-el-rufai/ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Quotes You'll Like To Hear... by archstyle(op): 10:26pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
wissenschaften:Thanks boss |
| Politics › Court Permits Dasuki To Stay Away From Court by archstyle(op): 10:03pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
A Federal High Court in Abuja on Thursday granted permission to the immediate past National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, who has since November 4, 2015 remained under house arrest, permission to be absent from court pending when the interlocutory applications filed by his lawyers and the Federal Government would be heard and determined. The interlocutory applications pending before the court includes one filed by Dasuki asking for an order directing operatives of the Department of State Service to remove their barricade from his home in Abuja. The other one was filed by the Federal Government on November 20 asking for the revocation of the bail earlier granted Dasuki on September 1, 2015 on the grounds that the ex-NSA was being investigated for alleged embezzlement of $2bn meant for the purchase of arms from 2007 to date. Justice Adeniyi Ademola on Thursday overruled the Federal Government which had through the Director of Public Prosecutions of the Federation, Mr. Mohammed Diri, on November 23, 2015, asked the court to compel Dasuki to appear in court after absenting himself from court on three previous occasions. The court, in dismissing Diri’s oral application in a ruling on Thursday, held that by virtue of the provision of section 266(b) of the Administration of Criminal Justice Act, 2015, a defendant could be allowed to be allowed to be absent from court during “the hearing of an interlocutory application as opposed trial. “The two cases cited by DPP are inapplicable to this present case as the Administration of Criminal Justice Act only came into effect in May this year. In overall , the oral application by the DPP is overruled and dismissed by this court,” Justice Ademola ruled. http://m.punchng.com/court-permits-dasuki-to-stay-away-from-court |
| Politics › Re: Faleke To INEC- I'm The Governor Elect Of Kogi State by archstyle(op): 9:58pm On Nov 26, 2015 |
Lucialovely:No time to check time 1 Like |
I can proudly say all my relationships were long term. Never experienced a hit & quit situation, because I'm serious minded & it tends to rub off on the guys I date. They do sober up real quick 
I smell lies 