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Yaronmama:
It all started like this, i reported to The Nigerian Defence Academy on 23rd of June,2018 for armed forces selection board, we were to be 50 from my state but only 49 came. On the entrance our bags were searched thoroughly by MP personnel for phones nd other electronics nd other harmful stuffs. If you're found with a phone they'll document it with your name nd state so you'll be able to collect it later. After the searching we moved to the next stage where our chest number was given to us, i was EN-03. We paid 2500 for online verification of results, thereafter we had to grind our yansh under hot sun�� The gateway to generalship. That's just the standard. Then we proceeded to bulama biu drill shed where they make us do it even if it is against our own wish, hehehe we went there for credentials screening which included checking of olevel result, birth certificate, nda post card, acknowledgedment form nd other things the NDA told us to bring, those without one of the required items were not disqualified immediately, The nda gave them opportunity to call their parents if they could send it over to them before the announcement of credentials result. Those who falsified age were disqualified, nd the only birth certificate that was generally accepted was the ones from National population commission or a general government hospital. If you don't have any, declaration of age from the court will be your only option.
Credentials result was announced on Tuesday 26th of June nd immediately the almighty medical started in Nda permanent site Afaka . This was where i killed myself, having heard bouh nda nd the harsh treatment i thought my bp would rise cus of the threats. I started taking garlic to reduce my blood pressure not knowing my bp was normal, my state started with blood nd urine test which was done in the laboratory, they checked for protein level, diabetes, sugar level, cholesterol, hepatitis b nd c, hiv nd other blood issue, then we proceeded to Height, weight nd Bp(where my Bleep up started from), i met all the requirements in all the stages but my bp was too low due to excess garlic, i noticed it when the medic was writing the result it was reading 90/55. They even thought i took drugs because it was too low. Next was Dental examination where they check for teeth arrangement, hole in a tooth or teeth disease, those who have their front teeth extracted were disqualified because they'll not be able to open grenade if they eventually find their selves in the war front from my own understanding though, so the only way is for one to fix a permanent tooth which might cost 200K or a bridge of 50k. After the dental examination comes the eye test, where they check for long sightedness nd short sightedness nd color blindness, those with with serious issue with d eye were disqualified. We couldn't finish all the medical in one day so we went back to nda old site nd reported the next day. That day i was not myself, i couldn't sleep well i cried all through cus nda would disqualify me for having low bp, i looked for salt nd j started taking it, salt contains sodium chloride which increases someone's BP. I didn't know i was taking excess of it not until we went for physical examination where my bp was checked again, this time it was reading 160/80��� that's hypertension which has killed so many people. Thank God i didn't die. During the physical Examination, Nda will check for boo leg, flat feet, pile, number of testes, tattoos, major surgery scars nd other things. The last on medical was ECG electro cardioi gram, i didn't nd i don't know what dz means till now though mine was Normal.
Those with issues were called for medical review so that no one would say NDA disqualified them because they didn't know anybody. They called me for review too but the salt was still active. I gave up from start cus i know i bleeped up but the morale is still very high. CLOWNSHIP ISSA MUST
Nda afsb is not as harsh as hyped
Experience is the best teacher, i know I'll clear everything next time.
God bless Nigeria
God bless Pmb
God bless maj gen Oyebade (commandant Nda)
God bless brig gen jalo (aca registrar)
Rear admiral ss Garba(board chairman)
Air commodore shaibu(medical team leader)
Lt col at braimah✌️✌️ motivation machine
Lt col ayeni�� oh my mama
Oga ocholi(navy) � Greatness
Captain kenechukwu ���� the pillar of all candidates.
Captain audu��� the one always telling us a lieutenant is equivalent to our state governors �� he'll be like "do you even have a second lieutenant in your state" �
That beautiful female captain�� NAME withheld
Warrant officer Rosemary gaav(commando) our academy mummy �� Wayoo commando x2 God go bless commando x2
As e dey hot* another warrant officer
Our intelligent officer ✊�� you're a baggaaaaaassss�
Nd the best int whom every candidate thought was a corper �� Mehn. Military life is the best
Lance corporal sani. Our own MP blood. Mungode sir
Lance corporal amadi�� this one can flog for Africa ��
Afsb was fun throughout. God bless us all. Not everyone can make it but anyone can make it. NDA AWAITS ME BY GOD'S GRACE.
God knows the best. I couldn't cry when they disqualified me, i only thought of the time that passed nd when 71rc would commence��
NDA IS 90MERIT, i made it without anybody helping me but God �
Ayam en-03

young man don't giv up, I attended afsb 4tyms (tho d 1st tym was disqualified 4 underage).... I am nt a cadet tho (by choice tho).... a fellow ex boy, a Rivers Prince (name withheld) attended afsb 5tyms b4 getting.... a bh candidate nw, Ezra victor is attending afsb 4 d 4th tum, Dis is d 1st tym he is passing medicals (since he is yet 2 call me yet)....


if u reali lik d military u can kip applying... I personally am interested, but would hv 2 go in through SSC( I would b an officer, der is no 2 ways about it)... just don't buy d idea of being a kalito( ex boiz see dem as half baked officers since dey Neva stayed d complete maximum)...

I should also tell u Academy is nt a do or die affair, its always better 2 b der by merit Dan by cheating d system (talking abt medicals).... if u cheat, someday u would b cheated out... its beta nt 2 b a cadet Dan a disgraced 1...

academy isn't a bed of roses, y cadets hardly talk abt it is cause no1 can fully explain d experience if u don't go tru it urself, academy is a nightmare( a pleasurable 1 tho)...
kip ur hopes high, get ready 4 d next rc from Dis Yr, afsb list is no1s father property, if u relent a more prepared or more connected individual will replace u...

#arm of information

ekoson95:
"In the school of assumption, STRENGTH is a major course!!!"


...........remember this quote, and recall upon it in the days of thy misery.






Don't forget the beginning:




........pray boy, PRAY!

arm of rubbish....

young man wat exactly is ur problem, stop chawusing Dis boiz... all dey seek is ur input, if u can't giv any den u don't reply simple....

Hw can Dis bastard b an exboy... mk we catch u 1st... shey Na online u fit talk?... cum Zaria and claim dat mk we marru u wella....

u can't beat us and u can't join us, its dat simple

#ThisIsNigeria...

where d president believes he is working while d masses are suffering...

KillaBeauty:
Jealous?

lol, Na ppl wey believe in love go dey jealous Na... dem just make una 2 b bleeped and ntin less... No Time

KillaBeauty:
If you no get money, hide your face

Don’t hate the player, hate the game. A higher bidder just came along and of course every sensible seller would sell to the highest bidder.

Hustle harder and make lots of moiney if you don’t want star boy to steal your girl

Watch as all these broke and angry boys come out and call the girl “olosho” when she’s only doing the wise thing, tryna make her life better. Secure the coins. Secure your future. Say no to poverty and struggling boyfriends.

It’s only a useless and a bad belle boyfriend that’d be upset with the girl for doing this. This should serve as a motivational for him to hustle harder and hit jackpot. He should be happy that at least his girl has moved on to a better option and isn’t shackled to poverty with him anymore.

Besides having sex with wizzy wouldn’t even increase her body count because of his tiny prick and so sleeping with him doesn’t count. So it’s a win win situation for the girl.

dem fit don use ur destiny do ritual and u no knw oo...
oshey seller

all Dis commandos here just dey funi me.. una no b here...

der was an inter command we attended at command Zaria, simply cos our white horses (ademelola, zico,thunder, panda) where killing d tracks una headboy had d effrontery 2 call our RSM ( head boi of our sch) with "Hey, you"... oboi c class 4 boiz won mad.. almost used chaos won scatter d sch.. d soldiers dat went wit us didn't even move an inch, among military schs we rank highest so y d mumu get mind no fit respect our head boi...

so many fond memories mehn

otunbadan:
Chai...Na Exboys story I dey wait o

my broda person wey no cum no go knw... till date I don't sleep well at tym...

dat sch reali worked on us....

every brk we go swear we no go cumbk but 1st day of resumption u would surprisingly c urself at d depot....

1 experience I would Neva 4got was wen we were paid I went 2 town wit my right hand men (both nw in NDA) Orizu and ademelola... as we were coming back all Dis jjc recruits got us and say we must bail ourselves or dey march us 2 guard room... we were lik Dis ppl no knw us oo... even if dem kill us we no go giv dem 1kobo so we went 2 d guard group, der we saw serious horror film... our fellow townist were experiencing malice in d hands of Dis soldiers oboi our liver com start dey cut but we still locked up... wen our brain reset was wen dey brought out der special Cain ( iron hangers dat were joined and twisted) 1 lash will draw blood from ur back... oboi after 10lashes d OC who happened 2 b an exboi tho a short service personnel who was passing stopped and tot us dat he knows we would nt bring out d moni but dat 4 His sake we should settle d boix... naso we comot moni from d camo wey d yeye soldiers don search more Dan 7tyms... but will still ended up serving job d next d on parade ground....



guy stories were much but d only consolation was dat we passed out... mehn I missed does days

fortune5351:
Obasa was my Deputy Commandant back then in NMS Zaria.

which set sir

I didn't just survive any boarding sch, I survived d 1 and only NIGERIA MILITARY SCHOOL, Zaria....

proud 2 b a Packard Ex-boy

Yaronmama:
thank you very much sir. but it's my molar tooth. I'm just afraid

young man!! write d ndaee, pass, den train... don't worry abt d tooth 4 nw

Yaronmama:
GOD BLESS THE SENIOR MAN SIR. ALL THE WAY OGA SIR. Sir please I just want to know if an artificial tooth will lead to disqualification during afsb pls sir. thank you sir

it might, it might not... it depends on ur state competitiveness and Hw tough d afsb is... stay strong

get ur facts straight at d O.P... I was at yankari all try d wkend and no1 died... d said student died at bauchi destination hotel which is a stone trow from d said remee clinic and it was a party he was attending.. and d said student is a 500l student, just dat he missed I.T so he is meant 2 go wit d present 400l... frm a very reliable source... his course mates actually

Biglittlelois:
Anytime it's getting dark and i'm still out, i always feel uneasy even if i am with someone that can keep me safe, lol

is d person Jesus?... which 1 con b kip u safe again?...


mk kasala burst nw mk u c Hw d person go take run

CeeKay17:
Apparently you must be a soldier. A dumb one at that. Carry gun and enter Sambisa forest, that's where your mates are. Instead of looking for innocent civilians to bully. Some have guns like you but have never used it to kill a single boko haram soldier . Na for our side una dey get power

nt all soldiers are 4 combant bro..

we hv other sectors such as finance, administration, works, education and health...

I could b in 1 of dem... I could b a recruit or an officer...

der are so many reasons dat I shouldn't b in sambisa, do Gud 2 know who u talking wit rather Dan spewing trash... u just want 2 sell ur peace young man

Blue3k:
I've restarted Jessica Jones. I'm trying to finish it so I can watch the defenders. I've started the seven deadly sins anime. I've heard good things but never got around to watching it. I don't find many long running anime I like often.

which website do u download ur anime's?

OliviaPope:
Haha, I think it's a little bit exaggerated.

u are an architect?... #kul

Magicdon:
Soldier no go do anything, a coppa is a paramilitary officicer too

oga abeg who teach u dat 1...
paramilitary ko? issorite

CeeKay17:
Camo is actually for fashion too. It's only in a zoo like Nigeria where a soldier that's supposed to be in his barracks will ask you to frog jump because you're wearing a camo. Which law forbids anyone from wearing a camo?

wear it and enter barracks na instead of being online and running ur mouth...

some have brain but can't use it apparently

Chikita66:
This is why I don't date Yoruba boys. Can you imagine?

probably cos of does small boobs and over edited face...

well wat do I knw sha

had I cum across her, she 4 do frog jump tire...
is she a bastarrrd or dey told her camo is 4 fashion...
She can only do Dis in her backyard...

2horsePOWER:
so, whats the biggie?? dribbles doesnt put ballon d'or on your trophy cabinet.

Dats y messi has 5 of it na

CeeKay17:
Obviously you've never heard of Roger Federer

so 4 ur mind federer is d greatest?...

I feel 4 u bro, reali I do

Jokerman:
Greatest sportsmen...

Tennis..... Roger federer

Athletics.... Usain Bolt

Swimming.... Michael Phelps

F1.... Michael Schumacher

B.Ball..... Michael Jordan

Boxing.... Muhammed Ali

Golf.... Tiger woods/ Phil Mickelson

Football..... Pele

So how is Messi the greatest sportsman, when he isn't the greatest footballer sef...

u sound funi.... even ur Pele respects messi...

dat guy is d demigod of football... stop hating

Deo1986:
Messi is not the richest man in Argentina or spain. He still get paid by someone. i wish you would aim higher. Ever heard of Mark Zuckerberg?

y don't u aim higher?... ever heard of bill gates?

oshey digger....

naso we go dig u comot from dat office next yr

daughters of pastors sabi samakwe eh...
same 4 my deeper life sisters

DonPiiko:
Nope, I think he was born into money and worked very hard, he is a legitimate businessman

excess moni self... hv come in contact wit d dad... an oil tycoon from ekwulobia, anambra state...

d daughter wedded last yr November at awka wonderland... E-moni,kcee , d state governor... senior generals who at 1 tym served in d north were all der...

loved jezco simplicity tho

dominique:
ENOUGH with all these argument and let's focus on updates. For ovr an hour Angel, Khloe and Princess have been gistimg about the entertainment industry and their craft for over an hour now (Rico is also trying contribute but their thick voices are drowning his ) I can't believe nobody has posted it yet. I salute Angel and Khloe's determination to work from the very bottom to get to where they are despite their poor backgrounds. Khloe said her mother's people are still a bit well to do but her dad's side are dirt poor and they believe it's spiritual. She was like "Fuxc that shit, there's nothing spiritual about it. It's pure laziness". The only way she could break the yoke of poverty and limitations was to move far away from home and she got an apartment before she turned 20. Now she makes cloths for celebs and music videos. Talk about focus and determination. She has my support till day 85


Keep voting Angelifu pls.

as long as u dey support dat team, I no go ever support dem...

infact dey are going home Dis wk my charms and incantation don complete...

since u get mind won do me anyhow b4... I must deal wit u


#lol

Queenofhell:
Miracle can't do this, miracle can't do that and I wonder what can Teddy A do exactly?
Fart?
Eat like a refugee driven from a camp ?
He says he used to be a dancer but he's the worst male dancer on the show.

What exactly is entertaining about teddy a?
His dirty dreadlocks?
His eczema covered skin ?
The fact he dresses like a gypsy on the run?
His dirty tattoos ?
His flabby belly?
Or his very cheap gold chain ?


What does he bring to show?
I've never seen him cook or clean

You people claim he's very involved in tasks, but they've lost their wager everytime he's involved, does it mean he took his losing streak and brought his bad luck to their game and they've been failing just like his music career?


Some people even said he's doing well because he's featured timaya and phyno ...
Did kiss Daniel feature anyone in the original woju?
Did mayokurn feature anyone in eleko but both songs blew instantly. Since when does featuring multiple people become a success, when the only people that have heard the songs are his family members?

You people defaming Miracle better pray teddy failure wins the money because that will be his only chance in music.
No record label will risk signing an over thirty years old upcomer, when there are litters of 18 Year olds on the street with Mad talents begging to be signed.
Who will invest real money on his minimally talented dreads when there are boys with incredible potentials with shaved hair full of talent.

He claims he's from the state but his accent changes daily just like bam bam's face without make up, one minute he's speaking a New Yorker accent, the next he's speaking like a Nigerian sailor, I can't even imagine the grammatical errors and blunders I had to sieve out just to bear his dragging diary sessions .

If a middle aged upcoming artiste entertains you then by all means give him your support but running miracle down in the process is just begging to get that masquerade dragged.
He doesn't measure up to miracle in any aspect of life, even the thing miracle leaves behind in his toilet has more worth than teddy 0 and any music he's released.

If something happens tomorrow to either of them ask yourself who will be missed more a useful pilot or a drugged out failed artiste?
With skibii ,speed Darlington etc still very much active who needs a teddy a?

pls house, I don't want 2 mention names but who does Dis guy sound/type lik...

abeg no b me talk oo

deelizabeth93:
If you feel Mina has convinced you enough, vote for them. Life ain't that hard. Vote for your favorite team. The housemates are already doing their part. Watch and vote. Buhari didn't have to convince the whole nation. He convinced the right crowd and he won. . Let the best man win.

I am 4 nobody and 4 everybody...

XML33:
It seems this years big brother Naija is an assemblage of the children of rich people who know themselves as well as friends of rich, influential people in the entertainment industry.

Before coming to the house, Miracle knew Nina, Nina knew Alex and Princess, Princess knew Rico. Khloe knew Teddy A, Angel knew Tobi. Tobi knew Leo. Tobi works at Heritage bank, who is a sponsor and his parents are very rich. Cece's parents are also rich. Ahneeka works for Linda Ikeji who is also rich, and who, surprisingly, has her sister hosting the BBnaija game show. BamBam was already taking photos with Tboss before the audition. Teddy A already knew Phyno five years ago. Lolu already knew DJ exclusive.

What kind of country is this? Can't they just pick random Nigerians who weren't recommended by some clique of rich friends or some influential person?

don't know abt oda HMs bro but I know Alex and I can tell u she cums from moderate family...


try getting facts straight bro