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A new synonym for CONFUSION is BIAFRA....

These Biafrauds are good providers of comic relief.

Realglobe, abeg come over to Kano with enough Chukwudifu luxurious busses to pack your Shi'ite brothers. Dem plenty for here.

Ade001ng:
“And to make matters worse, Buhari does not have a clue about forming a party or running one.




GBAM

Which one be "Gbam" for here?

Buhari formed a party in 2010, less than a year to the 2011 elections and still performed better than ACN yet you still have the cheekness to say he has no clue about forming a new party?

Why do we forget things easily?

This cucumber should be tried on realglobe....

calvin0622:
what is this zoologian saying

Are you too daft to understand?

ngolokante:
Oh no boss, their guls prefer a cucumber or zucchini

You mean they 'd rather use cucumber than go in as fourth wife?

fourthworld:
I just met an intelligent arewa today. You gave me an upper cut with that Ojukwu's example. Kudos my brilliant guy from arewa

fourthworld:
Their union is like a squared peg in a round hole, I suspect the the girl was excommunicated by the dad or wasn't taken truly as the daughter. It's still a mystery to me how this beautiful young lady will chose this man as the hubby

Is the marriage as mysterious as Ojukwu's marriage to Bianca? I think not.

You should quit looking for anything negative about others and wish the couple a blissful life ahead.

I know there are million girls that will die to be with the groom.

fourthworld:
Is that marriage worthy to be celebrated? Just hide yourself in shame. The union has no chemistry whatsoever. They are outright incompatible

What makes them incompatible?

We all know SS and SE are ONE indivisible entity...

the Moderni­sation Coastal Railway Pro­ject (Calabar-Port Harcourt-Onne Deep Sea Port Segment) valued at $3.5 billion

Isn't this project in the SS/SE?

Some also use YAM...

I smell lots of ignorance and badbelleism on this thread...

Anyone noticed how the media and the anti-Nigeria elements have been silent about this list?

If it were the other way round, the entire cyber space would have been filled with "Northernization of Nigeria"...

Didn't they work out the modalities when they earlier promised to implement the program in October?

Keneking:
Always giving the Southerners heavy work to do..

This government sef

Na wah for you ooooi!

Eyekandi:
Who will lead us

Aisha Buhari...

jobnation:
but they are bad in bed

jobnation:
hey don't cause tribal fight here oo
wetin be yam leg again?

C'mon, I'm dead serious. Even you will agree with me, but that doesn't negate the fact of their beauty and caring nature.

Nigerians and awoof are like Siamese twins.

kabrud:
I have actually gone through ur conversation with that monkey but there is something I will like u to understand. U may not know me and I don't know u either but u need to understand that nobody wants to be associated with failure. Do u know how to identify one? Just pass through any of these slums like Ajegunle, Ijora Badia etc. U will come across different kind of people, wearing different kind of looks on their faces. Some of those looks are gloomy, despair, dejected, pathetic etc. Still, u will come across happy looking faces. These happy looking faces are fully aware that their neighbours are not responsible for their poor economic situations. But u see those other faces, they have the feelings that even goats have contributed to their plight and it is them that are always insulting everybody in authority. Yes, some successful peeps may have grouse with the govt policies but since they are destined to be successful, they try to explore other avenues and life goes on as usual. If u check very well, u will find out that majority of people who verbally attack govt officials are unsuccessful and very frustrated. This is where that monkey belongs to and from her ranting online regarding people in authority, one can easily picture her looks. These are the types of old, dry and and angry looking frustrated ladies who easily start making scene at any little provocation. They are the types that u see on street carrying tattered handbags always ready to fight even agberos that are dreaded by some guys. They are the types who stay at bus stops looking for the cheapest danfo. They are very good economists. They know how #20 can take u from Agbara to Ikeja on public transport. They are the types that if u give them ride, u are in problem, if u don't, they will curse, we are seeing them. Their only means of livelihood is their "workshops". Even the moniker alone suggests a lot. Their sights alone are frustrations personified. And they have absolutely nothing to contribute to the economy. They are more than liabilities. There are female nairalanders who are actually, successful in anything u think of. Infact, from their posts, u will know them, not these frustrated monkeys who dominate. So, pls stop associating me with failure cos we are not related.

But I think you should take it easy with her.

Good morning!

CSTR2:
Seriously?
I know some Igbo ladies in real life that are finer than those pictures. There is nothing special about those na.

I agree... Ibo babes are pretty except for their yam legs.

Miracle cassava....

Chino should come show us something like this in Anambra....

2dugged:
I have tried to take your jokes, but please don't cross the line with it,a Muslim northerner for that matter, do you think if there was anything like e -dagger he would not have stabbed alot of people on this thread with the way he has been running upandan on this thread quoting people like someone who just entered the mental delusion stage of rabies,
. with the zeal he has been using to troll me from other threads down here,i can assure you that behind that moniker is an unbearable person with Mark on his forehead from hitting it on the floor 5 times a day,and i also bet such a person would likely carry a dagger inside his caftan,I am even feeling like a celeb already, I have one fan who spends his hours and minutes on nl checking my comments and mentioning me on threads just to get my attention

I have seen people that showed more resentment over each other but ended up being soul mates.

I still believe you and Kabiru are destined to be together...

2dugged:
hehehehe, I see what you did there, but jokes apart, reading through this thread you should know that such a person will be difficult to live with,even if I am your enemy,you should atleast have a bit of conscience in you instead attempting to pair me with someone who's mental state is questionable on a faceless forum, you can imagine how his behavior will be, this is not his real face yet o he is already acting like someone who has soldier ant on his scrotum, just imagine how his real face will be,hehehehehehe

Lolzzz @ soldier ant in his scrotum...

Having different views doesn't make you enemies.

You need not to take online rants seriously. Behind that moniker could be a handsome, gorgeous, smart, young man you have always dreamed of.

So, take a chill pill dear, you and Kabiru are meant for each other....

2dugged:
God forbid!,a person suffering from mild case of psychosis is capable of degenerating into full blown psychological disorder,he can't even be an acquitance

kabrud:
God forbid. I reject that. If I will marry an olosho, it is better I don't know what she was. As if being an olosho is not enough, an illiterate at that, chai!

See them.... Two love birds...

Sensie:

Is this how to smile in your village?

Sensie:
Good news it is

Then smile....

kabrud:
Olodo, that word is spelt "derogatory".

U see the consequences of poor education and the more reason u can't stand ur fellow female in intelligent analysis but want to be seen like a human being.

If my memory qualifies to be described as short, then as someone said on this thread, u don't have any, even the shortest of memories.

U have forgotten so soon ur comment on the other thread (on a related topic) where u described the president as a pedophile.

U are now coming here to form interest only on matters that affect the common man. Is calling the president a pedophiles an issue for the common man? Is that a complement?

U are certainly not in my league, u belong to the international league like Italy and all those countries booming in s3x trade.

U are here forming Edo, u better ask ur bed ridden mum who ur father is and where he comes from.

As I have already advised, go and get something doing cos it is still not late.

The economy may be in a bad state but whoever has something doing, the effect wouldn't be much on him but it is truly a very hard time for oloshos and their allies.

2dugged:
Any sensible person on this thread can see the state of mind kabrud is,but I have chosen to ignore, because I have given up, but because I choose to be above, and a man who think every woman is an olosho just because he cannot argue with her on an equal field is not only petty but misogynist and chauvinistic,I am not surprised, even his good president thinks his wife belongs to his kitchen and other rooms,so what should I expect for his delusional followers?,same mentality, i always say this, guys on this forum who think the only way to win an argument is to use demean words, would call their mothers olosho too is she was a nairalander, my good people on this thread I have been tried so hard to be civil with the uncouth fool form the north, but it seems his case is just irredeemable, so I leave him to his fate

You two will make a very good couple...

Sensie:
We are in trouble in this country. Misplaced priorities

Having HBP already.....Isn't this supposed to be good news....

FriendChoice:
I pray this oil is found in commercial quantity. So that high blood pressure will kill some people.

fiizznation:
Frustration is an understatement. Maybe Aisha want to overthrow her husband in some kind of 'coup' or something like that. I was discussing this Aisha drama with my wife some hours ago, and the woman was all supportive of Aisha. Funny. I just had to tell her I don't like overambitious women and the woman began to foam in the mouth.


If people will call a spade what it is, seriously overambitious women like Aisha are no good for a man, especially a man with so much power and influence.

I have always known Aisha to be pompous and overambitious. Even though I have some reservations about the activities of the cabal, I believe Aisha and her "disenfranchised" soldiers would have done more damages if given the chance; even worse than previous first Ladies....

I can't stop wondering what she hoped to achieve by that interview...

realteejay:
she truely got it all wrong! yes, naija's struggling but virtually all her arguments and point sound weird to me. now i see the need to allign with popular saying that there's difference btween knowledge and wisdom! no matter how knowlegeable a woman seems, by devine arrangement, she'l 4eva be inferior in wisdom to a man . mean a 'a real man'! not most of u here that ur moms gene's the dominant in ur system. na God save me o! wey i resemble my father through and through. ride on pmb, no shaking. #teamnaijawillsoonbegreatagain.

Bross this your comment though.... Feminists will demand for your head on a spike...

PassingShot:
You're funny.
You say Aisha did that for the nation? That submission is very laughable walahi.

If she did it for the nation, it won't be ".... I also don't know them despite being his wife of 27 years".

If your wife behaves half manner as this, I believe you'll send her packing.

The Crux of the matter here is that Aisha is FRUSTRATED for not being allowed to meddle into the political affairs of the Presidency.

Does she think governance is a family and friends affair that she needs to know all the president's appointees?

But rather some morons who just few months ago were calling for her head for her alleged involvement in halliburton case by the lunatic Fayose are today calling her the most upright woman.... Isn't that hypocrisy?

Anyone who is close to the inner circles of the First Lady will agree absolutely with the op...

It's sooo sad!