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Oh my dear Uniben,I always want to hear just good news from ds school and not stuffs like this.

vizkiz:
the last chick that kept touching me physically went away with my wallet

This got me laughing hard...u were also in d spirit,if not u'll feel d empty space as its been taken away from wherever u kept it.

Googleus:
I see reason why u are called LIABILITY...


"Oruko omo lo ro omo"

Thank u.

Liability:
adeboye and oyedepo stop the collection of tithes.....it is evil.


Thief thief pastors.

Ur monicker says a lot about u

Nobody puts a rope around ur neck that u MUST pay ur tithe

That said,if u don't know what to type,read and ignore.

barcanista:
yes ma

Lol,its not about yes ma...Do u listen to music?

If yes,then contribute to d Op's music list,afterall ur name was mentioned.

joseph1832:
Daddy Showkey's Diana is there, but Onyeka Onwenus's wait for me with Sunny Ade is not there. Both made the list anyway.

I wonder why the Mandators' Rat Race isn't there.

Oh and I also complained about not seeing Onyeka's song...old age

Ur right bout Mandator's rat race.

Obiagelli:
If you like, songs that should and shouldn't be on the list

I really love ur list....nice nice nice

BUT

I didn't see Mike Okri's Omoge and Sunny Ade and Onyeka's wait for me[Don't know if I got d title right]

Barcanista dey listen to musíc?

Dahjhi:
THE FIRST SUNDAY IN 2015

I want Nairalanders to come on this thread to proclaim blessings and spray prayers on Nigeria and Nairalanders for this 2015... Yes in the name of whatever you knew your prayers are answered through

I dahjhi stand on Jesus Christ the solid Rock and declare 365 days of Abundant Life into each and every Nairalander that believes, 2015 we shall do exploits... (A resounding amen)

Now to Nigeria (Simply because we have no other place to go YET, I declare PEACE in the 4 corners of Nigeria
PEACE IN THE SOUTH, PEACE IN THE NORTH, PEACE IN THE WEST, PEACE IN THE EAST.

2015 GENERAL ELECTIONS, THERE SHALL BE PEACE.. IJN I HAVE PRAYED


NOW TO OTHER MINISTERS

TAGS:
Mizmycoli (yes in the name of whatever you believe)
Tallesty1 (Ride on pastor)
Naijaboiy (Part of your responsibilities as Mr. Nairaland )
Herald9 ( yes say something )
Tosyne2much (I knew you have it in you)
Jamean (Yes go on)
Priscaoge (say it)
Missberrypop5 (No b only football u suppose know)
Aridsexy (go on)
Chibwike (Ride on)
And other pastors and imam et al

*Hands over the mic to the next person.*

To all those mentioned and other NL'anders...evry door of sorrow,pain and tears is shut forever,the year 2015 shall be d best so far,our mouth will be filled with joy and laughter.Amen.

ATOB:
You have a beautiful smile.

Awww.Thank u.

ATOB:
Lol its not what you are thinking.

Don't mind me,just putting words in ur mouth.

obongproff:
now ur talking.

Meanwhile make I give you my numba na make u follow take me out na, since ur on d giving side of life? Me am not expensive at all. A plate of peppersoup with zobo don solve my mata. (I no day joke oh!)

I'll buy u that for a year

ATOB:
Nice. She is cute. She deserves a good man. I hope she finds. Thats if she wants a man though.

I learnt she is a modest girl. Lord provide me someone like her. Modest and intelligent and skillful. Simple.

Lol...skillful in what sense?

obongproff:
Babe no be sugar mummy tins oh!

I went out with a 23 yr old chic and she offered to pay for our drinks. Or do u need to be a sugar mummy to be able to afford to pay for two bottles of malt? Do u need to be a sugar mummy to be able to afford to load ur fone with mtn 200 and call a guy?

'Small girls' will have 400 naira airtime balance in dia fones but wd rada flash a guy instead of to call. Haba!

Babe! Its not abt d age or how much she has. Its abt d mentality.

Relax..I was only kidding
No jokes,I do much more than that.

obongproff:
* Big girls sometimes offer to pay for the drinks when u guys are out on a date.

* Big girls take you out on ur birthday and spends HER money on u, or she cd use HER money to buy you a gift no mata how small.

* Big girls always have sth to give apart from sex and care.

Basically, big girls are scarce.

Professor Obong,u sure say no be sugar mummy u dey find so??

Nobleval:
listen carefully...I lost six relatives to death. Six...within the period of five years 2004-2009 Mum,aunts,uncles grandpa and grandma. All healthy and bubbling. Death snatched all of them away from me. I wasn't there to bury them...visited their graves one after the other. I fear death. Have you exprienced that kind of thing before. Brother my worst fear is death. It has dealt me a serious blow.

Sorry for ur loss...I understand ur fears

May God comfort u.

Hanibal:
I insist u do not understand d male sexual biology....
most times our brain isn't involved in d initial arousal, it just comes naturally on sighting a woman's unclothedness.. it is after this happens that ur brain tells u.. guy she is ur sister or she is ur girlfriend.
If u do not listen to reason... ull commit incest before u know it.
That is d way we are wired by d creator.. there is nothing shocking*** about it.
its d same with every guy... if he 'll be sincere with you and not form righteous as most guys are doing here.
For a guy to say he saw ur unclothedness and because he is ur brother.. not a vein was moved in his body is a fat lie ma'am.. dat he didnt do anything doesnt mean nothing moved.

Ok boss,I rest my case.

Hanibal:
No offence taken because your monicker says ure female so I guess U do not understand there is this biological trigger in every normal guy that get pulled by sight... don't listen to the guys forming robots here.
Any sight at all... d difference between a rapist and d guy dat looks away is self control.

BTW insulting people isn't in d character of cultured ladies.

Feel free to go thru my post on NL...I don't insult people.

Ur post was shocking,d reason I quoted u.

Ur sister for crying out loud!

emusmith:
Ummmm...Ontario, Canada
..o sorry... Delta, Isoko South. lol

Cool...Mavor?

I'm Urhobo....No details again on NL ooo

emusmith:
you be my sister? OmG!

Are u kidding me??

Where exactly are u from??

emusmith:
OK dear, I always want to call you by your real name...will you tell me?

Hehehe,I hear dt a lot

Ok,full name...Arionghene[what do u have to say now]??

Its sounds latin but its native.

emusmith:
OK dear, I always want to call you by your real name...will you tell me?

My name is Arion.

emusmith:
That's my lunch...to see you laugh, Miss Ileleji

Ahh emusmith,u and ds name ooo

U av stylishly given me a name I don't know about...call me by my monicker joor

Pain:
Go to Shitta roundabout. Tell them you were referred from nairaland. Thank me later..

Ur monicker though

Shitta roundabout,is it a dance studo??

Kidding.

Sardongarigan:
three bottles of alomo? Are you kidin? Do you want him to start dancing even before the wedding starts

emusmith:
Pink is a lady's thing...

Pink lies was originated by you girls...

That's lies on the phone...

He: Where are you?

She: I'm in Mr.Biggs...(iffa hear) lol

when she dey rumuokoro market dey buy Cray fish... lol

And this got me cracking up.

emusmith:
I know...how's warri?

Just there,don't have friends here,just my siblings.

Can't wait to go back to Lag after the holiday.

Trust ur having fun urself.

homesteady:
Sorry! She is not that pretty to me! Her sister Cuppy is far prettier!

My thought exactly!

emusmith:
Miss Ileleji, My bae, watsup? Where you travel go?

Lol,I travelled to Warri,I'm fab,U?

Hope u know u quoted d wrong person?

yomi007k:
Who be this?
Sounding like my mama.

Pay no mind to the fellow.

yomi007k:
I'd buy her a drink n light a stick with her.
I find dem sexy especially if der slim n light complexioned reminds me of my Russian blonde.

Clap for Urself

Hanibal:
I experienced this a few days ago.. I slept in d same room with my pretty sister, not even on d same bed o
I woke up midnight to go ease myself.. on putting on d light, there lay my sis.. face up, legs spread wide, with only her panties n bra covering her full unclothedness.
Thank God for the holy spirit o
because That sight ehn.. na die.
Most comments here are simply insincere.
some ain't meant to be taken for granted even if she is ur twin sister.
make all of una pack well joor.

Are u kidding me??

I read so many comments here but had to quote u cos urs was shocking

Check urself into d nearest rehab....no offense pls.

taryour:
Nice thread.

My first pregnancy wasn't funny at all o, spent first 3 months at the hospital. In that 3 months I dare not talk to anyone in the morning before I brushed my teeth,I would vomit the whole day. I onece asked my mum if I can just vomit the baby out to relieve me off the stress.

Very early in the morning I would mix a whole jug of water with a spoon of milo and take it one spoon after few minutes interval to help with the taste in my mouth. I couldn't eat much in the first 3 months cause I was really sick and vomited a lot.

After 3 months was OMG, I got a lot of energy and would do so many things. I would walk when I was supposed to take bike, I would at the bustop waiting for cheap ridiculous buses,not that I dint have enough on me oo. Lol

My cravings oo, after each anti natal visit,I go to a road side shed and order for a plate of abula( amala,gbegiri and ewedu) then top it with a bowl of ice cream. I will be so tire when I get home cause of intentional long stay waiting for bus. I just lie naked and direct the ac straight to my head.

Oh I loved boiled corn with chilled coke, I could eat over 400 naira worth at a go. Infact I begged a stranger in a public transport for boiled corn.the woman wasn't surprised,she just handed over. You needed to see how I rushed the corn like I had been starved for years,I was so happy. I had hungrily watched the woman eat her corn jejely until it got to the last piece,I couldn't bear it anymore I wanted to cry I just had to open up and beg for the corn.

Then my crave for ofada rice was something else, I could go up to 1 or 2 hour drive to get it o,with all this lagos traffic. Where ever I go, once I site it I will stop and buy oo and do take away, I even tell my hubby to get for me on his way,I will describe to him where to get it and call him to remind him so he doesn't come home telling me forgot and drove pass.

Another craving of mine was stewed snail or with vegetable,I would finished a whole pot sitting on the bare floor in just rapper alone. Then cat fish pepper soup. Ha God bless my hubby, he over tried sef.

Second pregnancy,no sickness but vomit,cravings too but more energy and experience.

Preggy is great fun. When you see your baby,nothing on earth can be compared to that joy.


*Modified* forgot to add that I hated the smell of ward rope? Chai OMG once I open a closet filled with clothes,off I go vomiting. So I just cover my nose when picking clothes to wear.

I really enjoyed reading ur post and that of Efemena...I hope I don't have ur kind of cravings when I get pregnant o.