₦airaland Forum

2BB4CB3E:
Oh no! You didn't lol, from your bony ass to the value of my subscription awwww someone is hurt

Lol,im nt hurt.a faceless figure in a public forum cant do that.for all i know,u culd be dat guy who sells groundnut and is jes fortunate to av a fone.. Im jes ere to have fun..

2BB4CB3E:
Too much info! The Tot of your gala figure gyming is disturbing, just so we are clear no one prefers you, you're only managed cause whoever ure with now! Doesn't have choices available to him or her( never can tell) who is interested in looking at a bony ass! Abeg don't comment here again ewwwwww

Are u sure u er nt gay?? Like d way u comment and all,i have a reason for asking.its either u are gay or a sissy..

2BB4CB3E:
Slim girls, I wonder why they consider themselves women! Nothing for man to grap or suck, both their husband and children suffer! No man will ever be satisfied with them! But hey I can't blame them sha its not their fault! Its the way they were designed, I can't count the number of times I have been with friends and we ignored the slim girls and were busy fighting over the few curvy girls! My own is worst I don't like them at all to me they are guys! I can't even be friends with them ewwwwwwww I call them "plank le p*ssy"

Its not just about kitty! Don't fool yourself!
Now as to why most big ass girls are always having boyfriends but only few get married!
Listen right from when they are young girls, they have always had guys after them! Bugging and begging they are used to guys worshipping them! So most don't end up as good house wives! But slim girls understand their deficiencies and use good attitude and cooking to be useful


Check this fun fact out!
The odds of a slim girl giving you head its way higher than that of a big ass girl

Sigh..really?? Dts your opinion,I ariyike marianne is slim,infact i weigh 52kg and i can brag about my stature anywhere..infact,im obsessed with it,despite been slim,i still gym and do morning jogs and eat absolutely healthy,and any man that doesnt appreciate that shoulc move on to the next girl.My life achievement isnt measured by the number of guys that approach me a day,i dnt thrive on such shii

Wat yu dnt like,anoda man gonna love it..

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MrCork:
...work?..selling bread n egg?....are u tryna impress we Londoners??.. STOP LYIN jorr!!

issoraite.. its my profession dts selling bread and egg abi... issokay..i wuldnt say anything again..

STFUareyouG0d:
I wee just go and jump from 3rd mainland bridge if you leave me. Trust me, I won't do a TeeBilz. I will jump

If you sue me to court, you'll still be my counsel. You'll be the lawyer to defend me. So is it really necessary?

lol ,i wee sue yu to court oo nd still defend yu so u cn pay enoff damages...PLease im outta ere,av had enoff jawe,,will soon leave work.. we talk later gee.. pls hold cork bf he escapes aro

MrCork:
^^^^^ther u go,,,STFUareyouG0d juss confirmd u gots tribal mark that looooklike **letter T**...T for Tango.....can u imagine u as a wifey material?...truss me...I rather Kataport my sef to mars than to marrrrrry u!!!(no oofeinse)

lol,u need Chisos... No offence either buh u sound lame

STFUareyouG0d:
Pls be careful

Mrcork she's not Ghanaian and she doesn't have tribal mark. Although she's got small marks on her face but not too big. Just like letter 'I'

But she's my woman

haaa,u yaff spoilt it all... letter wat? i yaff disman u frm today,hateu2 told me,u confirmed it..nd be ready to receive court summons for degrading my person and causing me psychological trauma in the process...im sueing for damages

MrCork:
...and dont u hav sexxxxy nice sweeet english name like Sue, Sally, Sharrron, Tamara, Nikola......what on earth is Arriyiyikakakekegaga??...in 2016?...WTF....u homebase people mennnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!(((I GIV UP))

i swear i yaff lost hope on ur matter,,u rilly dnt wanna know wat my name is.. so stfu..

MrCork:
...sweeery if u not hear to marrrry me...i beg ..vermoooooooooooooooooose!!!!((((((TIME WASTER))))

So na nairaland u wan find wife...heheheheeee... Now i yaff confirmed that yu need deliverance,u wee do 40 dais dry fasting so tat d water i ur brain can dry off,7 days white fasting so u can purge ur soul f evry darkness nd conceit..

STFUareyouG0d:
I give up! That girl will set you against me she said I broke her heart because I dumped her


STfUareyouGodish I like that. Pls take me away from here

, dont worry ,she yaff told me evrything,i wee onli b careful ni....dont go yet oo,pls ask mr cork y he wanna c my pic,he said because i av tribal mark?

MrCork:
^^^^but why do u non nigerian imigggrants allways come to nairaland to derail beaurrriful marraige threads?...can u try that $hit ther in that Ghana?.....worst of all..even from yor grammma sef, i bet on my £28,000(cash) Range rover spot that u hav tribal mark..i lie?...PROOOOF ME WRONG.. SHOW US YOR PICTURE!!! ((SHAME)))

fccktard,non nigerian? c dis cotonou boy.. , u and daat range rover wey no exist sha.. y shuld i show u my pic? so u can self-service on it at 12 am bah

HateU2:
yes!!!!b

Dats d spirit girl
Oya chop kiss

,buh give small to cork,mk e no cry ...

HateU2:
.Congrats ore, u have a gf already!
Mission accomplished

Now, I can rest!

haaa,u yaff sold me.. ,

STFUareyouG0d:
better stay far far far far far far far far farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away from that cracked head hateu2. Her wahala is contagious. And she'll just infect you. Don't say I didn't warn you.


Now you've admitted to being Mrcorkholic

lol..i loff her like tat,infact its her wahala dt attracts me to her... Nd no i wee never be mrcorkholic,i prefer bin stfuareyouGodish..

HateU2:
walahi! I will unfrnd u oooo.

What about stfuareug0d He's also single but u have to manage his dcck ni ooo.

Se u approve dat one

,his dcck is finga battery ohohohohohhhoo..okay i av an idea,i wee take him to the vulcaniser,lerrim pump it for me,kos i wee still manage him bee bee sha

STFUareyouG0d:
my dear, I know it's hard to admit, but why not say the truth and shame the devil? Dude is babe magnet and you girls can't help but fall for him even tho is was formerly a playa and he also owns a Bull Terrier •••Lucy••• and drives a Range Rover sport.

And who's your mentor? I hope it's not that troublemaking cracked head called hateu2?

lol,she z d 1 oooo,nd yes i will say d truth and shame d devil,ion give 2 fcvks bout no one dough well except for hateu2 nd u small sha...

STFUareyouG0d:
Truly, Mrcork is the official babe magnet of Nairaland.
These girls are inlove with him already but they are shy to admit it. They can't even leave his thread. They are [size=18pt]MrcorkHOLIC[/size]

Rilly? ,,, cork ko,crok ni... so yu er one of dose dat deceives d poor soul that makes him write nonsense thinking he has made sense..DIaris God ooo.. I met my mentor ere and im havin fun,who did yu say mr cork is again?

HateU2:
hehe

Cork na rich man ooo . He drive £5.00 CAR AND LIVES IN FACE ME I SLAP U IN MUSHIN

GRAB UR COPY NOW OO ORE

lol,no worry,make i dash yu,i will wait for d pirated copy... ,nice meeting u ere hun.. pls dnt let mr cork slip off your hands,i rilly want u to train him,a bit of scolding and punishment will do wen he misbehaves

HateU2:
eyaaaaaa
Sorry ehn!
Dey relax small small nah
Abi u want husby ni
One is available on order ooo

lol,hubby wat? nah,,Never.. I never evn ready for Bf nt to talk of husby nd if u dey talk bout mr cork, omo i go prefer to go coventry oo..


between,we don derail im thread gan buh


IM HAVING FUN

HateU2:
ha! U no like me ooo boss mi. Iffa marry mrcork, I will die young niyen ke . No oo


I yam fine ooo
U nko?
Hw was weekend
Se u rock am

,rock wetin? work did not allow me rock it oo,i jes tire,im even stressd alredy as it is,dts y im ere,nd d moment i saw yu gurl,i knew its gonna be a good thing

MrCork:
...sweery am from London pekam & if I say u r mine..u r mine..the only good news right now is *am a lover not a fighter n I Dont wannnna be a plaYA no more!!(kaiiii..see lyrics)

oniranu.. upgrade yur thinking mr london pekam,im from lagos Nigeria,and if i say yu av no sense,den u have none.. Buh the bad news is i hate childishness nd i wnt condone it...keep bin a playa,evn with the white hair on your head,even old man dey form young

HateU2:


Me don throw away my hat patapata o big sis mi

Na ur steps I dey follow

my steps are too small for u to follow,ur mouth no be ere,,i cant even try it... ao z u doing hun? u shuld marry dat mr cork so u can give him beta home training.. he lacks it gan

MrCork:
..ermm correction..I drive a £28,000 (cash) Range rover spot....meanin i can hav any woman i want..u included...so QUIT frontin ..jorr!!

Ur daddy,sorry i meant yur fada for dat statement " i can av any woman i want". . ..

HateU2:
O jebi
O ba maa drive £28,000 cheque volks wagen

lol,dis babe ehn,i doff hat for yu.. my mentor on nairaland..

ok...lemme try

slytubadth:
What should we do now?

Egbon clap for me now..dts wat yu shuld do

BrBakreez:
I met a young man in court last year July when I went for my
firm's matter, out of pity I decided to take up his matter on a
pro bono and I have been following the matter diligently. I
realised his charge was bailable and I applied for same
which was granted by the court. Since then none of his
relatives came up to perfect his bail due to the fear of the
court system. All efforts to enlighten the ignorant relatives
proved abortive and I decided to continue the matter on a
pro bono while my client though granted bail was coming
from custody. I usually feel very unhappy about this anytime
I meet him in court but there is little I could do. Everytime I appear in court I kept assuring him that all will be well and
sooner than expected he would be released. I took my time
to visit him in the prison before the last festive period even
though he is not my relative and I discussed with his relative
to do same but they later showed how useless they are. We
kept on with the matter in court and my belief in his
innocence after listening carefully to him kept me going to
court to see the end of his matter even if I have to go on
appeal but today the court followed my line of reasoning
after serious argument amidst series of almost unending
adjournment. I had been waiting to hear that word since last
year and same was just pronounced today that he is not
guilty, thereby discharged and acquitted. I secured his
acquittal and I dedicate same today to Youth Alliance for
Better Nigeria simply because this man I never knew from
adam is a member of my community where I was recently
appointed coordinator of the association in order to preside
over all activities of the association in the entire local
government.
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God bless you,the legal world needs more lawyers like you..

BrBakreez:
Judges work and facts proven with evidence placed before them to determine matters by applying already stated principles of law as laid down in statutes and judicial precedence. In law court we don't need to tell who is saying the truth but who is able to prove the facts he or she alleges. I hope I am able to shed more light in that regard please. Thanks.

ha,my learned colleague..

queenoflafia:
Judges are really trying.how do you tell who is lying

Evidences dear, an accused' demeanour,years of experience..BUh in a divorce case like this,its easier,d only thing dat causes constant prob is child custody for under 18 and support.. Have heard soo many horrible stories,,d oda day a petitioner came to court,she also wanted divorce on the basis of violence,irreconciliable differences and failure to consummate marriage,we were all looking until d woman opened her mouth and removed the plastic teeth she was wearing,she had jes her gum,she said all her teeth fell out on different occasions of physical aasault by the man..

back2sender:
The School igbinedion university itself is a joke no wonder you dont even know dey exist. Rubbish

,im a product of that school dough..

forbidden5:
Repogirl and ariyike23, you ladies are not being factual at all!!!!!!!! If I decide to date anyone of you, the money issue will still surface. One woman said no money no Bleep as if they do not enjoy the show.

All women are sluts with no exceptions. I have told you before that your so called celebrities do the same shit.

Until a woman truly loves a man aside material things she is a slut. If a woman Bleep a man just cos she want the Bleep and enjoys it and says thanks after that. Then she is not a slut.

Do women not enjoy sex as well? It is better for men to even by sex dolls for sex.

if u decide to date,well yu wont decide to,so d money issue wont surface..
well,for one im nt dah woman,dts wat she believes,in my past relationship,iv nt had cause to beg for money from d guy,and i wnt start now,i know myself,pride wont even allow me to beg a guy for sumfing..im jes bin factual,maybe dts y dey c me as snobbish