fujirice:


Mtschew! And I thought you wanted to say "...for affordable slim girls"

, Nairaland dough.. different people... affordable slim gurls ,gat me rotfl

nelszx:


Most times the eyes can tell if the individual is up to the required weight but it's never accurate. Most times is precautionary so dey won't pack up whilst donating but bottom line is its best not to bleed dem to avoid stories dat touch

lol @ packing up, u used d exact same term my mum uses,,er u a med doc or in d medical field,nt neccessarily human medicine.

nelszx:


The issue with blood donation is this they are not screening you out because u r skinny NOOO dats a complete misconception what dey are screening for is being Underweight. Normal weight for blood donation is 70kg or the discretion of whomever wants to bleed u. I've bled skinny people before as long as they are not Underweight it's ok

Buh im sure d doctor sized me up first,he didnt evn weigh me, well im soo under d 70kg issh,im weighin jes 52kg nd dts kos i wnt jes add weight no mata wat i eat,mum saiz its either my metabolism rate is high or i av an an ectomorph body(not sure of tat)

Naijasinglegirl:
* We’re always cold The harmattan and rainy season is unfavourable on us. Without much fat on our bones, we’re always shivering no matter the heavy clothes we put on.

* We always get reminded that we’re skinny – People always feel the need to let us know we’re skinny, as if we don’t already know. Like they just HAVE to break the news to us in case we forgot. Our family members are most guilty of that..

* Our pants get baggy midday and in the flap – Sometimes we put on some certain form of clothing but due to the stretching of the fabric, our pants are wide-leg by noon and the flap is stretched in a manner that makes it seems we have a p*ni*.
This makes me sad. How’d my jeans get 2 sizes bigger in 6 hours?? Then we have to wash the pants to get them back tight. And the cycle repeats itself.

* We make terrible cuddle buddies – Lack of meat on our bones make certain joints and parts of us sharp like a knife, like elbows, knees and chins. Have you ever placed your head on his chest and he goes "JESUS CHRIST! You just stabbed me with your cheek bone.”

* Gusts of winds are dangerous – Have you ever had to battle a strong gust of wind that almost swept you into traffic? And then when it's raining, it becomes a struggle to stay standing with an umbrella on a rainy windy day. We have to hold our umbrella with both hands! Unless you find a pole or something heavy to hang on to, our umbrella tends to turns inside out.

* People pick us up to test their strength – Skinny girls get picked up randomly by people who want to see how strong they are. Some guys would no longer go to the gym to carry weight when they have a skinny neighbour next door.

* We can't give blood – We want to do good in the world and give back sometimes. So when we go to donate blood, we often get met with side-eyes from doctors who feel we missed our direction.

* We have to prove to folks that we eat – The assumption that you have an eating disorder, as if looks can diagnose mental health. People ask us countless times “Do you eat?” We feel pressured to clean our plates when we eat with others. When we don’t, people around us say, “This is why you have refused to add weight!.”

* We can’t exercise without being judged – We tell people that we want to start exercising because it's healthy and they look at us up and down as if we are mad.
And then they ask the dreaded question, "Do you want to disappear?"

*Always. Needing. Belt Or our jeans would never fit. We even need belt with leggings.

*Wearing the same size bra you wore in junior secondary school. It's every annoying that we've been wearing the same bra size since JSS2.

*You ALWAYS have to add more holes to your belts. We always need custom made holes in our belts because the last hole is never tight enough!

Sellers at Ikeja under bridge keep harassing us. To come in from 'brrreast and nyash drugs' and those in Yaba harassing us to buy butt pads and foam bra when we walk past.

The conductor of the bus ALWAYS makes us sit on a stool between the driver's seat and first passenger seat because he feels we don’t need a lotta space. By the time we get to our destination, we’ve been assaulted by the hardness of the chair. WICKEDNESS!

*No songs about us. Nigerian musicians never EVER sings songs about how hot skinny girls are. Only how hot curvy girls are.
You'll never hear lyrics like, "I like the way she dey whine her flat nyash. Her agbalumo b00bs dey make my head kolo. I like the way everybody just dey turn as she dey waka with that her tiny laps. Her small waist dey do me strong thing oh. Baby be mine and I go protect you from breeze."

There are COUNTLESS skinny girl problems! Which ones did I miss?



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/every-slim-nigerian-girl-will-relate-problems/

The blood thing is soo true,i remember once wen i wanted to donate blood,the doctor jokinly said,its u dt needs d blood oo,dnt donate the little yu have.. The most annoying one is wen people make snide comments wen i go on my morning jog,dey be like do yu want to disappear ni,i remember growing up,if u want to mke me cry,jes insult my skinny self.. Well im nt dat skinny anymore,i weigh 52kg now,dts 2kg more dan a bag of rice

MrsPhyno:
I like them fine boned lol like when u can see the wrists and the collarbone, all beautiful looking I don't care about height that much just be slim. Height range like from 5'5-6'5 I like a guy with a pretty face idky, I want him to be prettier than me but in a different way tho. I'm what my friends call a paedophile cause I kinda like them young? Five yrs older than me is too much lol, it stresses me out. Too much pressure. A nice voice that's not too deep, a guy who's super intelligent, idc about his clothes as long as they're neat, a guy who is extremely loyal. I don't drink so I don't want him to drink.
He doesn't have to be funny, he should just appreciate my jokes

The end.

lol,we d ladies dough,yu want sme1 yunga and i like dem matured ,u dnt kia about the height nd its my first criteria ,tall or nuffing.. We all have differnt choices

mysticgal:

Do you stand a chance?

Buhahahahaha...Dis is wickid...

TrapLORD:
When will these younglings realise that there's more swagg in simplicity?

awww,this comment dough..i like that,simplicity is key.. i will start looking out for yu..

Im that guy
Sup

lol. , really? Mr anonymous

abimic:

One man's food is another's poison, complexion ehn! Where one of my female friends said, she can't date a dark in complexion man and here u are with this, guess, all men would surely measure to someone's taste. But the God fearing part, first time I'm hearing one not taking that too serious. Some People might be good but change over time due to conditions, but if God fearing........ U should know better!!! Tiwa would have only wish TJ was God fearing, despite he's a good man.

when you are good and have a functioning conscience,you would treat your woman right.. dat line of i want a God fearing man that we ladies say is what makes mst men pretend and den change afterwards afta dey must av gotten dem where dey want..

HateU2:
heheheheh

My mentor, na ur face I dey look ooo

Leave dat babe alone biko, her case na 'another's day case'.

Let the haters come and come jare. Let dem continuing hating why I continue having connections.

I want to be like you too my oga at d top

c wash.. me ur mentor.. itis well babe..

Festivalofholi:
Well its d truth. But u r Yoruba so i dont expect u to agree.

whatever yu feel boi.. yur call

emitoz:

Somebody is tryna be modest... lol

well im nt trying, i am.. i dont like em loud guys..i want my man matured and calm,im past that phase where i seek adventure..

Festivalofholi:
I think its high time u Yorubas improve on ur hygeine. Majority of u live like pigs i dont know y. Just few clean ones among u.

yu are still repeating the same error,dont yu learn? jeez,you are one sturbbon child..its nt gud for yu

ebujany:


She made her choice. I've moved on from that. How's ur day goin?

Oh Gawd,so many moving on.. Help us Lawd dat we may nt fall in love and get our hearts broken..Amen

osedvgirl:
Thank Goodness for rain, where art dou been since, depriving so many men and women from sweat-less sex, many fvckers will emerge today, but please take it easy, don't break it, dig well and let her be proud of you.


Note: protect ya sef



bye, time to attend to body need



cc:

this is when i miss ........... *sigh* wat can a lady do

jeloser:
thank you my dear .

whats wif yu young lady? has she snatched your boifrnd or she took away someone u re crushing on? Kos i dnt get d drift,yu are jes after her like a lion chasing a prey.. Easy gurl,y d hating?

hateu2, yu again? kai,babe av told yu wen i grow up ,i want to be like yu. .. yu gat haters gan a.k.a Fans in denial

Festivalofholi:
Well i'd hav done dat, but i'm not interested in u. U dont hav wot it takes to earn my pm. Besides i dislike yoruba gals, dey r too dirty.

Dats a tribalistic comment, yoruba gurls are wat? rilly? you dnt generalise when yu have nt met all d yoruba gurls in the world,bin dirty has nothing to do with your tribe but your person.. sigh*

kizzle4eva:
Girls get abt 10 to 20 times the amt of mssgs guys get so i am more of shocked wn they reply than when they don't .
Asides given the fact that it makes dem feel better.
Check a girl's phone n u wd get it.
30 FB frd requests pending 100 unread mssgs
50 BBM add requests pending
200 follow back requests on IG
Etc etc

lol,,, .. yu are right dough, i fink i av 1100 pending fb msgs,900 plus pending frnd requests,buh dts because i dnt check fb regularly,av even forgotten about it,i fink i prefer nairaland now dough.. dough for bbm,i av jes 15 contacts,odas re pending,ig is worse..Its nt pride oo, i fink i just like to keep my circle small and closed,i dont thrive on dose kinda things

eightsin:


It has to be. All the signs are there except this is a miracle.

The baby may not be dead,i didnt die either , my mum said i came out looking like that too,all blue,my apsga score was zero.well that was because i had my umblical chord round my neck suffocating me

Jen92:
u guys ere popular Na. let me read it well, just got home. Jeeez oooooooooo v they shut down d place now?

Yes oo..i even heard she had left bf she died...

crixtex:

Mena esiso...

Lol,its rilly nice to actually meet an old student.. av to run along now,its getting late.. do av a nice time ere

crixtex:


Whoa!! u look like a friend of mine. . Rukky.. who was in pharmacy. ..
U shud know Vanessa, chiemena, Tutu, victory etc.. dey were in Law... . ..
Oh! mimi... I think she's married now... u shud know Uju, jennifer etc in engineering then??

i know vanessa,chiemena,plus uju too... me and mena were in d same law school sef

Jen92:
I know Bisola. In 100l u , Angela, Mimi , Martinez were friends.

jesus.. where are u frm? u know me too well... we are still frnds.. i min all of us.. oya i wee give u d iya shola gist

iya shola said she used to wash dead body inside d soup and food,say she dey use jazz take cook her food and say she dey wash down dia too to cook soup.. oya go drink anointing oil,all of us don chop rubbish

crixtex:


Lols... nairaland guys dey trouble you ni... pele ti e ...

I m pleased to meet you, I will make enquiries frm Izuh though... Bisola right

nah its never about nairaland guys or guys atall,its jes my thing.. check d profile now..

crixtex:


Lols... I had to in my 4th year wen my result was doing somehow... However d lord has taken control....

Lagos state judiciary.. dats good... u wont b rough like me as an engineer now.. where you have to work to receive ur pay...

I have learnt d hard way sha... no more free money as I just moved out of my parents sef... gf wahala still dey dea too.. woh, its well... I didn't see ur pic.. might have recognised you...

lol...dts quite good.. God is taking control, i purposely didnt put my pic buh i"ll put it for jes 2 mins so u can c d face nd i'll remove it.. Check my profile yeah

Jen92:
lol does the place still operate in okada? Her son should v grad by now Na

haa,u also know d son? did u grad frm dia? well i wnt still give u d gist

Jen92:
wow pls I need this iya shola's gist. Does the place still operate in okada ? What happened?

u dey find tori abi? no be for my mouth u go hear say yansh get center parting..

crixtex:


Lols... man must scam to survive dea o... ..
Well, I knew just 2 Bisolas... I was in d same fellowship with one Bisola who is married now... d oda Bisola was in engineering with.... ..
Bisola.. law?? I might buh cant for now.. I will ask Izuh though. ..

Fellowship? , i didnt even attend church nt to talk of fellowship... i was one prodigal dauta,buh d LOrd has taken control

Ayodeleo3:



Please can u be specific with ur answers, with reason and back up to ur answers bcs I know of a Prof from UI lecturing in Covenant. I know no mata how gud u re, if u finish Nursing from Covenant or any private university in Nigeria u can get a work in any federal hospitals or even som states in southwest unless ur have a godfather somewhere with ur parent help, I know of a law firm who doesn't take graduate lawyers from private universities. Please ur answer with reasons. Thnks.

i dnt av dat strenght to start analysing jare.. well my sista is a graduate of C.U, d current vc is also a graduate of C.U, infact C.U has young lecturers who also graduated frm dia,her dean of Student Affairs was also a C.U graduate.. Google C.U,dey even rank more dan some federal Universities. PLus I know a lotta Private Uni students who work in fed hospitals and states,plus d law firm def has a reason for not taking pri uni graduates,individual choice i must say. To me,its nt d Uni u went to dat mataz,Its wat u make out of it after School. Some of my federal uni counterparts who are lawyers are still scouting, i work with a govt establishment.. My dear,All na God

crixtex:


Angie.. haha.. I heard, buh never met maybe..
If u still talk with Izuh or Pboi, tell dem u met Christian. ....
Ama follow u up... Hows life after school now?? Parents really tried then o... no more scams....

i fink ur name is rilly familiar.. Angie was and is still my best frnd..i stil talk to pboi well, Asin d scams na die,i remember popsman getting tired of d scams and saying,dnt buy textbooks in school again,give me d list,i will buy it,afta buyin it,he wuld put my name and not for sale on it so i wee nt sell my textbooks.. does d name bisola ring a bell?

My dear,Life z beautiful,i work wid Lagos State Judiciary now.. We still balling,we never stopped balling

Ayodeleo3:
Please can anybody answer this simple questions:
1. How many VC of the so called private school are graduate of a private University.
2. Can any graduate or undergraduate of a private uni in Nigeria with all sincerity that almost all dere lecturers are not either doing there sabbatical leave in there school or teaching dem from a public Nigeria university.
3. How many private university graduate are marketable of not bcs dere parent are rich or know someone at d top and find a way for dere son.
4. How many private university in Nigeria make Nigeria top 10 or Africa top 20 or world top 1000.
5. We hear story and news about how guys break records, how many private university graduate has made names for themselves in Nigeria today.
6. How many competitions or quiz or exposition has a private uni student perform beta dan those from the public uni.
7. What's the percentage ratio of a private uni graduate getting a work than their counterpart from public uni.
Please honest answers, not rants or an uncivilised answers.

Covenant uni has the ansas to all your questions..

Bloggz74:


Private schools with fake SSCE results,,,,
I have a friend that graduated without SSCE result from one funy private sch.
Guy without your SSCE certificate no verification for you.
#AAUEkpoma

pls stop generalising.. i went to one and i dnt av a fake ssce result,my result may evn be more bam dan yurs ,im nt bragging oo,well xcept u got strait As in all subjects