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megxo: nite= n'abani
so many tins hapeneth while men slept

So you don't know?

jhydebaba: I no fit buy am 3 for 10naira

I laff so tey i dance makosa untop of blues.....ROTFL!!!

Lord Babs: then u must be a terrible cook! apologies.

So you no know? hmmm, stay there make pant dey wear you nah

Lord Babs: then u must be a terrible cook! apologies.

Na people like you dey cook wetin Igbo's dey call :'GWUAM PITI NA AZU).

ItsModella: Goldie's hair How in the world did she let it get to that point?

It's not her fault anyways, she went to use (OSE AGOYIN) thinking that it will make look like mixed race.....hmmm what a pity GOLDIE, GOLDY or GOALIEDY whatever they call you, oh!oh!! oooh!!! I remember it's an Edo State name (GOLIDY)......ROTFL

mastro: https://d.wapday.com/animation/ccontennt/1061-f/rat_crushed_by_mouset.gif?__sid=0EGMWNN&lang=en&__mt=w

LMAO! I think i know the rat's name, the name is: RICHARD

Beync: ok, op when u marry name ur first daughter after her.
it seems u r not letting her go too.
what stops you from telling her plain to mind her family
and stop disturbing you with her calls and sms?
rather you told her u have not got a gf since she left.
in other words, ur heart is vacant for her to occupy till u find someone

Hmmm....Benyc, I smell something here and it seem's you're the woman in question here?

DANILSA: GEJ DON USE UNA ALAWI SETTLE FLOOD VICTIMS, THERE IS NO AJUWAYA FOR UNA DIS MONTH. THANK GOD PRICE OF THE FORBIDDEN SWALLOW WILL FALL.

Guy you make me laugh no be small...

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][quote author=Okija_juju] Argh!! [color=#550099] Another westside tale of 'WHO GET THE BELLE'... [/color] Sadly, we Nigerians really do not give a shiit who f(u)cked who or not.. When they were romancing each other and lounging with our money, they didnt put it on tweeter o!!..


_{Ndi Ofe Ose will not kill me with laugh}[/quote]My brother don't mind them jare, Mscheeeeew, when they where logding in oe of the five star hotels in LAGOS and ABUJA nobody tell us o, now 'BELE DON SHOW' they're now telling us.....ABEGGY make una go play for 'WATERY SHIT' joor!!!

NDI OFE NMANU...una things dey always go left hand.

OMG!!! did you just say sore troath LMAO.

hmmmmm speachles.

BINGBAGBO1: mudini was on a bus heading to Onitsha and before they had gotten halfway the journey he had messed about 69 tymes.
this annoyed everyone but could not talk, till they got to a junction where mudini called an egg seller to buy some boiled eggs.just after he bought the eggs , every passenger got down and took to their heels!

why??

see me see gbege o.....if i be the bus driver i go return him money to him and make sure sey him no follow that bus to Onitsha before him go kill person.......ROTFL

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]Its hard for anyone to imagine the situation in which i find myself and what is even harder is what to do to get myself out of this dilemma.

When i met my wife she was (she still is) a most wonderful looking lady, with a nice figure, endowments in the right proportions and a bright complexion, it was hard too take my eyes and my thought off her and it was even harder to get her to like me, she was a working class lady, independent enough to take care of herself, i was working as well with a good enough a job and was getting a very splendid pay and other props that went with being a big boy, but the flip side of the whole thing was my looks.

I was (i still am) on the very short of side of height and in looks, i am what you can call Baba Iyabo's younger brother (no offence), so it was almost a case of beauty and the beast, so from the on set she made it clear she could not date me not to talk of marrying me but in all these she was never rude to me, she's a most wonderfully behaved woman, but I was smitten by her beauty that her response to me affected me so much i was nearing a point of mental collapse.

A bosom friend of mine seeing the emotional fix i was in suggested a baba to me, that would give me a charm that i could use in making her fall in love with and the told me after i asked over and over again if the charm did not have a my side effect which he said it did not have, i was able to use the charm on her by putting it on one of the very many gift items i bought for her, she never rejected my gifts even though she said she could not marry, this very action of her was what gave me hope until i ended up using the option of charm.

The dilemma now is this, ten years after our marriage, she has been unable to conceive, and from what i found out what i was told is that the cause is the charm i used to marry her, that the only way the thing can break is if i tell her the truth about how i got to marry me, which if i do the charm will clear off and she will be able to conceive but may hate me all over agin when she realises who she really married.

So please i need people to please advice me on what to do, i am dying inside and close to committing suicide
http://thenewsplaceng.com/married-my-wife-using-juju[/quote]Na God CATCH you!!!

thelastPope: I know a few Nigerians, who live in Nigeria like you, are bitter. But you are a small minority. Most Nigerians are not happy with the state of affairs but will not ridicule or insult their country.

Yea.....that's true.

ballabriggs: Hehehehe Dede inyoburule. For the very first time I have to agree with an omekome like you.

My brother abeg tell that FOOL.....he was deported from the UK that's why he's angry.

iykak47: Op you mean Nigerians in diaspora are bitter while those in Naija are happy? Maybe happy over corruption, boko haram and death traps we call roads.

Don't mind the BARGA!!!

thelastPope: I am really getting irritated by many Nigerians in diaspora. They seem bent on seeing Nigeria and Nigerians go down. They come here and all over other Internet sites spewing garbage about Nigeria. They will put down anything positive about Nigeria. It seems they are suffering from gross bitterness.

There is no denying the fact that Nigeria has many issues but we cannot solve it by hating ourselves with so much raw hate and talking nonsense all the time. There is a time to critisize. For example, I like to criticize our excesses on materialism as a people which leads us to many unwanted stuff like corruption and crime. But insulting the nation and saying we will never make it and making us look so pathetic to the rest of the world is just too bad! We have our dignity and pride and we will never sacrifice that on any alter of self defeat and hopelessness.

If these bitter diaspora folks can't see anything good about Nigeria and Nigerians, I wonder why they even bother to post on Nigerian forums. They should carry their crap somewhere else. They forget that they are part of those who have failed Nigeria because they have not made any meaningful contribution to Nigerian growth.

Some of us travel out of the country and know how many of these folks live in Europe and even the US. In spain, Italy and Greece, many of them beg on the streets. In the UK, I don't even want to start. They haul themselves, sometimes as much as 15 in a 2 room apartment! Yet they talk nonsense here on NL because they can afford cheap Tmobile internet connection.

We have no other country but Nigeria. We must stand up and build it. Yes, it is a long road but it is a journey worth taking! Our families and friends live here. The question we must ask ourselves today is how can we make it better?

Apologies/acknowledgement to the many Nigerians in diaspora who do not fall into this category. Your patriotic contribution is a blessing to some of us!

Yea brov....i subscribe to all what you've said but i think it's so glearing that you're also bittered because of your deportation from the UK. ini? lol

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]It just shows how disgusting Nigerian men are. Awon ashewo lasan lasan

Na dem dey spread HIV/AIDs to my beautiful, innocent and faithful Nigerian women.[/quote]ROTFL...... you well so? [quote author=Ileke-IdI]It just shows how disgusting Nigerian men are. Awon ashewo lasan lasan

Na dem dey spread HIV/AIDs to my beautiful, innocent and faithful Nigerian women.[/quote]ROTFL...... you well so?

lol.... :Dlol....