Kukuma kill me

Mummy please na. I swear, I will be a good boy at home

soberdrunk:
We that our birthday fall on the 3rd day of the new year when everyone has become financially handicapped are the unlucky ones, this year it is only my banks, Nairaland and family that sent me Happy birthday messages

You are right bro. That's why we are strong. I celebrate you. I am also a January 3rd celebrant.

bughead:
which heat!

Your body do produce heat also!

Your phones doesn't produce any spark that can ignite a fuel source

Few months back , Discovery Channel broadcasted an experiemt on same topic.
They put a mobile near the opening on Gas tank and executed several tests.
They found that Petrol vapours coming out from gas tank while filling caught fire only in case where mobile phone received a call/ringing but not while call was already on. Also it did not catch fire where cell was not being used.
It was interesting.

Explanation which they provided was that petrol vapours catch fire more easily than liquid petrol+ Mobile radiation increases multifild when your cell starts ringing.

So they proved there is a possibility. Several conditions like Weather, clothing, different mobile instruments are known to increase the possibility of a fire and if there is a fire ,consequences are very dangerous for ppl around. So why to take that risk. Keep the cell a little farther from Hose.
That urgent call can not be more important then lives of you and ppl around.

HtwoOw:
Gas cylinder ignited by phone?


It must be village people

Wake up!

For a fore to occur three elements have to be present

Fuel+oxygen+heat= fire

The phone on call produces heat, as a result of the radiation.
The gas of course is a source of fuel.
Oxygen is the air we breath.

Wonder why they always tell u not to use your phone in petrol stations?

We have to follow simple instructions and stop accusing on our village people.

The pictures you are seeing are that of a young man called Joshua. He is currently at the NYSC camp in Delta State. An on-line friend of mine says that he is causing sensation due to his cross dressing and make ups. He says the young man poses for them to take his pictures and permits them to share it. My friend wants to know my opinion on the cross dressing by men these days. Honestly, I don't know weather to laugh or to cry but something is wrong somewhere. It started with a DJ called Danrele but magnified by Bobrisky and now, Josh the Corper

Please tell me why won't they fail?

Consistency is key in this sort of project which nigeria lacks. I hope they carried out their risk analysis well and have good control measures in place. Nature can never be cheated.

Margaret was too happy to flaunt her copy of Wenger's letter

Popular London club, Arsenal FC's manager, Arsene Wenger has penned an emotional letter to a die-hard elderly Arsenal fan, Margaret Welby on her 103rd birthday.

The elderly Arsenal fan who refered herself as ‘Arsene Wenger girlfriend’, even has a photograph of Wenger on her bedroom wall, right alongside portraits of her beloved family members.

Margaret who received a memorable gift from the 67-year-old Wenger on her special day, was too happy to flaunt her copy of the letter.

Devoted fan Margaret has a photograph of the Arsenal manager on her bedroom wall (photo: Grimsby)

The letter reads: “On behalf of all the player and staff, may I take this opportunity to send our congratulations and good wishes on the occasion of your 103rd birthday!

“We understand that you are a loyal Arsenal supporter for which we are very grateful. We do hope that you will enjoy this special day and wish you all the very best for the future from everyone here at Arsenal Football Club.”

Source: tori.ng

IJEBU-this is where Lagos and abeokuta yahoo boys go for yahoo plus these days. They spend weeks dere and when they return my new starts to flow

OmaniPadmeHum:


It delivered. Had serious issues with the email adress.
I have downloaded the CV. I'll take a look at it. My worry is time. I am usually offshore and barely have time. Secondly a structure of how it should be. Never mentored anyone on my life. The wahala too much. So we need a structure on how this would work.

All the same, let me look at the CV. Will get back to you in no distant time.

My name is Kingsley Ahanonu. If you have received any mail or CV without the aforementioned name it is not from me.

I have attached my CV to this Quote. Presently I am free to roam anyday anytime. Please reach me on kingsley.ahanonu1@gmail.com or 08132869262 (WhatsApp and call) let's talk on how to work things out. Please by God's grace the wahala won't be much and even if it is, I promise i won't make you regret it.

OmaniPadmeHum:


It delivered. Had serious issues with the email adress.
I have downloaded the CV. I'll take a look at it. My worry is time. I am usually offshore and barely have time. Secondly a structure of how it should be. Never mentored anyone on my life. The wahala too much. So we need a structure on how this would work.

All the same, let me look at the CV. Will get back to you in no distant time.

My name is Kingsley Ahanonu. If you have received any mail or CV without the aforementioned name it is not from me.

I have attached my CV to this Quote. Presently I am free to roam.

After moving into their new house, His village people only u used arsenal as tool to kill him.

RIP my fellow gunner.

Nice one.please OP can I copy and share ? And if you are a HSE practitioner please I will like to connect with you.

OmaniPadmeHum:


I cannot promise anything.
However, if you have a C.V., please do well to PM me so I can take a look at it. It allows me view a few things.
Thank you.

If you do not posess the following skills/or have the following interests, then HSE might just not be comfortable for you.

1. Analytical skills for technical and managerial issues
2. Report writing skills. Some reports are about 1 page to at times, 600 pages. Though most times, interdisciplinary
3. Reading comprehension skills. You will read and review a lot of reports. A sh.I.t load of them.
4. Proactivity. You must be able to sport precursors to problems and stop them before they occur.
5.etc. etc.

It will also be good if you are Lagos based.
Let me see your CV.

Tried to PM you, but I don't think it's delivering. Please I need your personal email so I can send my CV to you.

Kingsley.ahanonu1@gmail.com. Lagos

kingar:
RIP to the dead. We need things like this in the Aso Rock, Government Houses and Police stations. These 3 location shelters the Problem of our Beloved country Nigeria.

Let's leave police stations cus they are manned by common Nigerian who are pushed to act the way they do cus our government don't care about them.

More pix

A Facebook user who is supposedly from Sierra Leone narrated how heavy flood wiped an entire community killing scores of people.

He said:

'O GOD ALMIGHTY WE NEED UR MERCY ON THE SOIL OF MAMA SALONE LAST NIGHT WAS TERRIBLE AT REGENT BOMEH AND OTHER AREAS AT THE WEST OVER 300 PEOPLE'S FOUND DEAD NOW STILL PEOPLE'S ARE IN VARIOUS PLACE LOOKING FOR THERE LOVE ONCE'

See graphic pix below:

OmaniPadmeHum:


I cannot promise anything.
However, if you have a C.V., please do well to PM me so I can take a look at it. It allows me view a few things.
Thank you.

If you do not posess the following skills/or have the following interests, then HSE might just not be comfortable for you.

1. Analytical skills for technical and managerial issues
2. Report writing skills. Some reports are about 1 page to at times, 600 pages. Though most times, interdisciplinary
3. Reading comprehension skills. You will read and review a lot of reports. A sh.I.t load of them.
4. Proactivity. You must be able to sport precursors to problems and stop them before they occur.
5.etc. etc.

It will also be good if you are Lagos based.
Let me see your CV.

I am based in Lagos.

Not really conversant with nairaland's private message platform.

Please i need your email address or for security reasons you can send me an email on kingsley.ahanonu1@gmail.com so I can send my CV in return.

Thanks

innosaint27:



Well done sir!

With the current plague of Lassa fever in the south west, you are here showing us "packaged ijebu garri"

Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma students will never accept this ridiculous innovation.

Na who u wan kill with Lassa fever?


Death from consumption of Lassa virus infested garri is one of the worst ways to die.

Gosh!

The end stage with hemorrhage from the orifices is very fascinating.

Oga Lassa fever broadcaster, can you tell me the carrier of Lassa fever?

The asymptomatic carrier of Lassa fever rat, only transfer the virus via urine and faces to garri that is exposed.

Lassa fever has never and would not very stop the consumption of garri.

It is the primitive thinking capability of people like you that hinders Nigeria from modernisation and new innovations.

U happily buy yogurts, milks been. Are and packaged but have thought of ways to package our own "zobo", "kunu"?

This is branding a.k.a packaging.

OmaniPadmeHum:


Unless you have enough experience, you can hardly work in a supervisory role in HSE Management /Engineering. Usually, graduate Trainees start as officers and then move up to the supervisory roles. However, I have seen in many companies where they have employed young graduates as supervisors. Some manage to make mistakes and learn on the job. A lot other make a complete mess of the profession. Chances are you will start as an officer, as employment of supervisors come with minimum of 5-10 years experience. THIS IS NOT TO SAY YOU SHOULDNT APPLY FOR A SUPERVISORY ROLE IF YOU SEE ONE. Also, please find a consulting firm or someone to mentor you so you can get experience. You neednt work for Shell, Chevron or Mobil before you get experience.


Your friend is correct with regards to area of specialization. Listen, if you are working for a company as a HSE professional , only few well structured companies want to know your bias or area of specialization. Other companies you must know everything in the basics.
Specialization is good when:

1. You have landed a job and have experience.
2. You are a consultant
3. You are in academics

Otherwise , it is good to know everything in the basics. You will realize is use the word "basics". As the advanced area means specialization. In many companies and industries also, they use consultants to do a lot of jobs in fulfilment of company's HSE Policy and regulatory requirements. HSE staff of these companies do quality checks to ensure that jobs done by these consultants/contractors are good enough and will pass through regulatory scrutiny and reviews for approvals and permits.

So, in your case, please do general courses. Know them. Learn them well. Do ISPON, NEBOSH, etc. These will stimulate your interest. Specifically, levels 1,2 and 3. Then as you develop your skills you will find area ( look for areas) that you fancy and go dig further into this/these area(s). The moment you find area(s) that interest you, you need to develop your skills into a form of business or service as an enterprenuer (that is if you fancy that sort of business)./

Thanks for the detailed response.
Getting a mentor or internship is also as difficult as landing a job itself. With your detailed analytical and in depth knowledge of HSE world, I believe you are a professional with years of experience.

So I am officially making a request. Can you be my mentor?

I await your positive response. Thanks for taking your time to reply.

OmaniPadmeHum:


You will have to kindly post questions, inquiries and clasirifations on a need by need basis. No one knows what you specifically want to know or learn. No one can give you all you need at once either. It has to be in "quantums" so to speak.

It will have to be a need by need basis.

Good luck.

For a rookie in the HSE, which position is the least you can apply for HSE supervisor or HSE officer?

In one of my recent discussion with a professional, I asked him "which aspect or area I HSE he would advice I concentrate on" and he replied "it depends, but first it advisable to secure a job in HSE before you can decide which aspect you want to focus on"

How true is this? If you have any contrary opinion please share. Thanks

Buhari is dead
2017/08/09 20:25:49dailypost.ng

The baby, whose manhood was chopped off by his step mother in Niger State, Dauda Buhari, is dead.

The Director General of Child’s Right Agency, Mariam Kolo, disclosed that Buhari died in Wada village in Shiroro Local Government Area of the state, after a brief malaria illness.

Speaking with Punch, on Wednesday, Kolo said Buhari had “slight malaria which made his temperature to rise and he died even after he had been administered his prescribed drugs.”

Kolo revealed that Buhari died at a time he was scheduled to undergo a genital transplant in the United Kingdom, UK.

The DG said the sickness was not a relapse on his health, as he was doing extremely well after a series of corrective surgeries.

Expressing sadness over the death of the baby who is now over a year old, Kolo said the case of the stepmother who is currently being remanded in the Old Minna Prison would be determined.

Recall that Buhari’s step mother, Bara’atu Rabiu, had on June 18, 2016, chopped off the toddler’s penis while he was just two-month old.

Rabiu, then 17-years-old, never gave any reason for her action.

Source: http://allnews.uodoo.com/en-ng/detail/2823814910591674?uc_param_str=dnfrpfbivesscpgimibtbmntnijblauputoggdnw&app=browser_push&uc_biz_str=action%3Abase.openwindow%7Cparam%3AS.object=infoflow%3BS.token=1002%3BS.scene=1002%3Bl.channel=10069901%3Bend&entry1=push&entry2=auto&uc_msg=agoo'1716480353548898304'0

This is what happens when health and safety in schools is overlooked. A proper hazard analysis and control measure in place before the practical would have prevented the accident.