iLegendd:
You said your mission on Nairaland is to make everyone sad since you're sad. You said it in 2017 or 2019.

Misery loves company. Say what's on your mind and you will get nothing other than a couple of likes and shares from your fellows, but I won't join in your misery this time around.

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I have a book on how to remember things, numbers, names, faces, exam answers and anything for years to come or for life. The book will help you develop retentive memory. It's cheap — just 7k.

Read it — it will help you recall all the trash you always say. You've been here since 2013 and all you do is look for who to attack in form or advice or opinion.

I came to Nairaland broke, but I'm leaving with something. Be like me — focus on growth, not misery or who to bring down with you.

Every depressed souls always feel their opinions matter.

70% of the time, I'm always on nairaland to check out your thread, Nairaland got extremely boring but your threads are quite inspiring and knowledgeable.

I wish you could put up a dozen of threads everyday, people would talk trash, but trust me they are always entertained when you post. I just don't derive entertainment but knowledge from your contents. We'd all get to the top someday.

iLegendd:
I forgot to add cocaine to it.

Why?

iLegendd:
Which of these makes you happy? Which do you prefer as a man.

A. TV
B. Food
C. P*ssy

What is missing?

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Your brain's missing

arleck:

Your brain's missing

Rest