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CrimeRe: 3 Policemen Killed On Plateau-Kaduna Road by Arsewipemod: 8:43am On Oct 18, 2016
Authoreety:
Seriously, I dnt kno y I'm neva angry wen I hear that policemen are being messed up! For heavens sake, policemen are evil... If uv realy had an encounter with these demons,ul understand what I'm saying.... And since the good ones among them fail to fish out d bad ones nd end their evil menace,then whenever they face karma,I dnt fucking give a hoot.... Cos they deserve wateva evil they get...
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecked! Nigga, you're bombaclat weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeckedest.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest Against EFCC's Probe On Patience Jonathan Today (Photos) by Arsewipemod: 8:35am On Oct 18, 2016
AreaFada2:
Hahahahahaha!

I take my time reply people because there lots of silent sensible people (without symptoms megalomania/delusions) who are actually reading posts.
Hmmmm. But why is my subject not in tune with reality? Why does he talk like this?
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest Against EFCC's Probe On Patience Jonathan Today (Photos) by Arsewipemod: 4:11pm On Oct 17, 2016
AreaFada2:
I do not know about you, but even the best scientists I have met, Nobel Prize winners & such calibre, always put common sense first. Followed by first principle. All great minds seek to find simple solutions to complicated questions/matters. Your common sense is your best ally. It helps you to know where to look for information, which is plausible and worth further exploration, who/what to doubt & who to learn from, what would look silly arguing publicly, when to talk & when to be quiet and so on.

Well, I have to admit it's not common to everybody. grin cheesy

It needs no lies, propaganda, bigotry or ego. But straight, honest & reproducible answers. You will find your life becoming more successful & happier if you can emulate such honesty & simplicity.
And all these epistle to reply me? Now I know I am your King. I own you.
PoliticsRe: Nimibofa Ayawei's Son, Mientei Burnt To Death With Girlfriend In Bayelsa (Photo) by Arsewipemod: 3:44pm On Oct 17, 2016
Gozzzy:
the way bad news keep emanating in Nigeria, I won't be surprised to hear that Nigeria is preparing to go to war with Russia, cos anything can happen now.
Niggah, thousands of nameless and faceless folks get burnt to death everyday and everywhere in Nigeria. Thousands! So no need to put emotions.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest Against EFCC's Probe On Patience Jonathan Today (Photos) by Arsewipemod: 2:52pm On Oct 17, 2016
AreaFada2:
Common sense did .

As for brain, no need to go into that. Our respective posts here should speak for themselves.
And you feel there is any sense, albeit common, in all that you've been posting?
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest Against EFCC's Probe On Patience Jonathan Today (Photos) by Arsewipemod: 7:34pm On Oct 16, 2016
AreaFada2:
The truth. The bitter truth. Keep sticking your head in the sand. Is this the Nigeria Herbert Macaulay, Awo, Zik, Enahoro & others fought for?

Maybe you are happy for the crumbs you get. Are the masses happy too? shocked

Surely you are too dense to get it.
And who made you the arbiter of truth, featherbrain?
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC Hausa (Full Text) by Arsewipemod: 6:44pm On Oct 16, 2016
sukkot:
hehehehe grin grin
It's not kpoli dawg, it's Poli. It's Clifford way of bastardising Yoruba. So don't mind him. They keep putting 'ks' behind our 'ps '.Fawking dolts.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Said Women Would Return To Kitchen Under PMB, Was She Right? by Arsewipemod: 2:59pm On Oct 16, 2016
blueto:
https://www.thecable.ng/patience-jonathan-said-women-would-return-to-the-kitchen-under-buhari-was-she-right
Like that is supposed to be so revealing. Mtcheeeeeeee3sw! Grand Matron of pilferers!
The IPod hero appointed women who are grand thieves. The country is still reeling from the grand heist they perpetrated. The dilemma PMB has is identifying who among them is not a kleptomaniac. Let them prove that they are not better thieves and PMB will appoint them in droves.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest Against EFCC's Probe On Patience Jonathan Today (Photos) by Arsewipemod: 12:05pm On Oct 07, 2016
jbhitler:
yes,your wisdom could not help your poverty stricken region hence your dependency on me.unstable tribe.your hero Tinubu and i ,who is stupid?
Dumbass niggah. You are indeed ignorant. No doubt.
PoliticsRe: Youths Protest Against EFCC's Probe On Patience Jonathan Today (Photos) by Arsewipemod: 11:59am On Oct 07, 2016
AreaFada2:
Look at these bigots. As if Tinubu, Fashola, Amaechi, Kwakwanso and other ex-governors/politicians did not steal money huge .
Yet they are all over the internet, inciting tribal sentiments to rally around Tinubu against the "Northern Cabal". The very same cabal they were falling over themselves to vote into power only in March last year. cheesy grin

Shameless people.

99.9% of you guys are not different from the protesting youths.

In case you guys still pretend not to know, no body now gives a fvck about the country. It is loot to finish, including pretending anti-corruption messiah surrounded by the most corrupt people ever in both cabinet & political party. We are now 97% & 5%. Everybody now defends his tribesman/woman/political affiliation against others. No matter whatever he/she/group is accused of.
The f.uck this one is saying?
CrimeRe: How A Man Was Raped By 2 Women In South Africa by Arsewipemod: 10:16am On Oct 04, 2016
ClassCaptain:
If na me ehn,

Sebi na prick dem want ...

I go go, find better Viagra,alomo mix am with origin, add don Simon and yoghurt, join monkey tail put, two cans of power horse, one bottle of Doro webo DRink and tramadol too..

Wetin she wan collect by force, na she con dey beg say e don do !!!

Awon owo wobilikitu
By the time you toss down that concoction, you are as good as dead.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's Quotes That Set The Internet On Fire. "To You Young People, Take..." by Arsewipemod: 10:03am On Oct 04, 2016
sukkot:
peter obi needs to be flogged with ugwu leaf. finding his voice after the horse has been let out of the stable

its like that corrupt ret-ard named jonathan trying to play statesman making all these nice flowery patriotic speeches during independence day when he knows he has 1 billion dollars of nigegrian money hidden in swiss accounts
Well said bro. Well said. At times when i see that fink on TV i wish he could just be chained and thrown into prison without trial. Imagine his effontry!
PoliticsRe: $22.3m Cash: CCB Gets Fresh Request On Ex-first Lady Patience by Arsewipemod: 11:15pm On Oct 02, 2016
ivandragon:
this is a very good move by the lawyer.

if PGEJ was bold enough to challenge the freezing of her accounts, it says a lot.

but if it was not part of her assets declared, she should just tick this one off as a loss.

I only hope that this regime knows that it has set a steep standard which will certainly come & bite it in the rump in future.


I only hope the WotP is watching, because her time will certainly come...
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CrimeRe: Kidnapped Margaret Emefiele Released By Her Abductors by Arsewipemod: 10:35am On Oct 01, 2016
RealJaneDoe:
Something smells fishy
Check down there. Get an insertion pill. Apply for 6days. Lobatan. The fish will stop smelling.
FamilyRe: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Arsewipemod: 7:06am On Sep 21, 2016
sukkot:
half a bottle ma nigguh. and am still standing lolzzz
Yo SukZ! Been silent this days
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Court Sentences Herdsman To Two Years Imprisonment For Grazing by Arsewipemod: 10:34pm On Sep 20, 2016
kenonze:
Walahi.

How can u sentence a man /boy (under-age) Who doesn't even know that such law exist?


What happens to the cattle.

The government takes custodian?

Fayose should pray nothing happens to the poor boy in prison
And if anything happen to him what you gonna do about it? So if the idiot did not know that the law exists, his common sense and conscience should could not dictate to him that he was doing something bad to the farmers, right?
FamilyRe: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Arsewipemod: 4:18pm On Sep 19, 2016
sukkot:
half a bottle ma nigguh. and am still standing lolzzz
You should have downed two. Then you gwan see whether you are strong or not.
Christianity EtcRe: The biblical Day Of Judgement happens everyday by Arsewipemod: 5:55pm On Sep 18, 2016
sukkot:
lolzzz you funny. and who is clifford ?
Ever heard of Clifford Orji? He was the first televised cannibal in Nigeria (not that there weren't others in large numbers scattered everywhere in the Southeast). He was caught right in the act one fateful morning in a Lagos surburb, roasting human flesh and describing in a terrible song how he was going to eat it. He was singing to himself ofcourse.
Now its a fact in Naija that these people are cannibals. They even have joints in their region where you can get peppersoup human meat with palmwine. Its real niggah. Its an ancestral thing. If you know about the Maori and how enormous they can get, its because of human meat consumption by their ancestors and this has kinda altered their dna. Take a look at our brothers in the east. Its the same altered dna. Thats why they grow so big and animal like. Full of unwanted extra muscles. Ever heard of the otokoto saga too?
Christianity EtcRe: The biblical Day Of Judgement happens everyday by Arsewipemod: 9:32pm On Sep 17, 2016
MrPresident1:
Staunch support for PMB (zombiesm) and ethnic bigotry (little mindedness) from someone who is supposed to have a bird's eye view of world events?

You have no idea.
I is full of ideas, dawg. I is full of em.
Christianity EtcRe: The biblical Day Of Judgement happens everyday by Arsewipemod: 9:27pm On Sep 17, 2016
MrPresident1:
sukkot, if you did not call me confused, this fellow here would not call me confused, so sukkot, am I confused? Do I speak YAH's truth or you still think I am confused, now answer me sukkot! angry

I asked a question to clarify before I made a contribution to this thread, when my question was answered, then I made my contributions to the thread. When YAH is concerned, there will be no half measures, the zeal of and for my Father's house has eaten me up completely.

sukkot called Buhari lord and saviour of Nigeria, he LIED in YAH's name, he convinced many Nigerians into slavery, he did not tell the people the truth.

This is beyond you angry
You is niggah! You's confused. Your vision is hazey mayne. Sukkot be telling the truth. Now let me ask you a question. Why you love them Cliffords so? Why you think that perpetually drunk, pokerfaced muthafuqqa was the messiah? Why niggah?
Christianity EtcRe: The biblical Day Of Judgement happens everyday by Arsewipemod: 9:10pm On Sep 17, 2016
MrPresident1:
sukkot, if you did not call me confused, this fellow here would not call me confused, so sukkot, am I confused? Do I speak YAH's truth or you still think I am confused, now answer me sukkot! angry

I asked a question to clarify before I made a contribution to this thread, when my question was answered, then I made my contributions to the thread. When YAH is concerned, there will be no half measures, the zeal of and for my Father's house has eaten me up completely.

sukkot called Buhari lord and saviour of Nigeria, he LIED in YAH's name, he convinced many Nigerians into slavery, he did not tell the people the truth.

This is beyond you angry
Wha.................! You still talking niggah? Now listen mayne. I'm gonna tell you who you is dawg. You is a confused name-calling , Clifford loving, fedorra -hatted goon loving niggah. Now that ain't beyond me dawg. I see things to ye know.
FamilyRe: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Arsewipemod: 8:44pm On Sep 17, 2016
sukkot:
that shytt was 13.9 percent. wink
Dayummmmm! How many bottles you blew up?
Christianity EtcRe: The biblical Day Of Judgement happens everyday by Arsewipemod: 8:22pm On Sep 17, 2016
MrPresident1:
Men like me shocked hahaha grin, chief we will be the new tower of the flock, we will be the new Du ponts, the Rockerfeller's, the Getty's, the Rothchilds' etc., we will share the spoils of the earth as we like cheesy.

But in the kingdom, we will not need to baptise anybody or teach anybody the commandments of our Great YAH, YAH Himself has promised that He will write His laws in everyone's heart so no one will need to teach anyone in His kingdom. It will be a kingdom of righteius men
Keep quiet niggah! You called Sukkot a TALENTED LIAR! Just because he has an opposing view about your romance with that Arch-slowpoke and a staunch support for PMB; and his disdain for Cliffords and the Ipad yoots, you called him a liar and pronounced judgement on him.
Christianity EtcRe: The biblical Day Of Judgement happens everyday by Arsewipemod: 8:02pm On Sep 17, 2016
sukkot:
VERY WELL SAID BRO, very well said. and that is the reason why GOD is raising up men like you with this esoteric wisdom because once the TAKEOVER happens and the saints are in control ? then men like yourself will be the ones distributing this esoteric wisdom to the world so they can regain the fear of doing evil and the fear of God and this will quieten the planet and make it heaven on earth. so you have a very bright future ahead of yourself

matthew 28 19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost: << BAPTIZING MEANS TO TEACH ESOTERIC WISDOM. THE WATER OF LIFE. BAPTIZING WITH WATER OFTEN SYMBOLIZED BY DIPPING PEOPLE IN WATER. BUT IT JUST MEANS TEACHING SOMEONE THE HIDDEN MEANING OF THE WORD. ESOTERIC

20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
Dayyyuuuum niggah! This niggah here called you a talented liar! Are you trynna suck up to him now 'cause he supported your thesis? Where is yo dignity mayne? Tell that niggah to shove his opinnion up his buttcrack. When you start dishing out the truth about Nigeria and the present administration, that niggah there starts to get uppity, and calling you a talented liar and all kinda names. That confused Clifford loving niggah. Shi.t!
Christianity EtcRe: The biblical Day Of Judgement happens everyday by Arsewipemod: 7:49pm On Sep 17, 2016
MrPresident1:
You are very right, under the sun is the place of judgment and God requires that which is past.

Judgment happens everyday, YAH is righteous, there is no shade of iniquity with Him, every deed is requited whether good or evil; accidents, crashes, etc are all judgment for badness done in a previous life.

Men think they can eat their cake and still have it.

Uncle Lalasticlala good morning sah! I just wanted you to come and read this thread sah!
So Sukkot is no longer a talented liar, right? See your mouth. When it comes to PMB vs Cliffords, Sukkot becomes a liar, right?
FamilyRe: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Arsewipemod: 7:21pm On Sep 17, 2016
sukkot:
who said I was going solo ? lolzz you got it twisted brah. you must think I am some hermit who rolls solo all around town. nah that aint me. just cuz i keep quiet about certain thangs dont mean a brother aint doing big thangs outcheaaaa lolzzzz. yeah got a nice sweet hangover right about now brah. yeah lemme see whats in the harem brah, let a nigga see what you working with lolzzz. you do know the moors when they ruled spain for like 800 years had harems of white women like crazy cheesy
Gotcha! I knew you was gonna git drunk. Though you tried to deny it. What was the alcohol content of the merlot you be drinking niggah? You gotta a sweet hangover? Umph!
BusinessRe: Dangote And Elumelu At Clinton’s 70th Birthday by Arsewipemod: 7:17pm On Sep 17, 2016
sukkot:
he is ? when that nigga was governor of arkansas he killed more negros than any governor. dat nigga is a snake. his wife killed many haitian babies
Really? As in Biliaminu Clinton and wife killed both grown and baby niggahs? Can you expantiate on that?
Christianity EtcRe: Corruption Now Official In Nigeria – Bakare by Arsewipemod: 1:36pm On Sep 17, 2016
Paperwhite:
In whose-led federal government is this "corruption now official"? What was their aim of coming to power again;to fight corruption-right? Then you're the next stupid fellow.
You ain't making any sense lil'Clifford.
FamilyRe: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Arsewipemod: 9:43pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
nah my head is alright. its both of yall who need to be examined lolzz. thinking about getting some nice red wine tonight. maybe get a lil buzz going. TGIF wink grin
You planning to get drunk niggah?
PoliticsRe: Hussaini Mairiga Slams Buhari: "You Are A Failure " by Arsewipemod: 12:20pm On Aug 09, 2016
carmag:
As in. ....?

do you know my occupation,

did I knock on your door for assistance?

without minding you just registered two days ago
Bwahah ahhhahhahahahhahkikikikikikikiiiiiiii*sighs
PoliticsRe: Hussaini Mairiga Slams Buhari: "You Are A Failure " by Arsewipemod: 11:27am On Aug 09, 2016
carmag:
Mr wale, this kind of statement could lead to
some one been lynched in some certain
environment

the hardship this govt has inflicted on innocent
people of this nation is so glaring for even a child
to ask his parents some questions bcs some
of his perks has been slashed

according to you we must wait till the end his
tenure to understand he is a failure

does a student need to graduate before before
you know he is brilliant?

what is that you can say is there clear cut
economic policy after promises of heaven on
earth during the election

one would believe is either you benefits from
the suffering of the masses or your benefiting
from the present govt
Egbon Clifford, go and farm.

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